/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13358669
>cook
You don't, and serve it as sashimi.

With a remote controlled drone equipped with a flamethrower

>opens wide
oy my dick is diamonds right now

>>13358669
Spit roast, then over a fire

>>13358669
Nature's fleshlight

I'm not Asian (thank god) so I wouldn't.

sashimi with a sugatazukuri presentation

>>13358669
remove the head, skin it like a fish, remove any other set of bones and then cut it how you wish before cooking it.

>>13358669
Throw it back.

Attempt to cut into steaks like a snakehead fish and make ca kha to. I could not find a more attractive image. You braise a tough fish in a clay vessel with sauce until tender and flavorful.

>>13358687
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>13358735
I actually really love this as a /pol/tard, is this supposed to trigger me?

would fry it in my zwilling forte

do not eat the water dragon

>>13358735
>[As if racism was the worst criticism there].
>[Not being an asshole idiot].

>>13358680

>>13358669
I would start with a few unseasoned pieces of its meat in a pan, over open flames, and/or over coals to figure out what it tastes like. Then proceed from there.

>>13358669
deep fried

>>13358735
Stop being a niggerfaggot you're giving us Asianchads a bad name
>>13358687
Being asian is better than being a mutt

>>13358669
Ancient-looking fish like that are usually cooked similar to lamprey and eels. It'd probably be pretty good smoked.

>>13358669
If you don't return it to its host you're anti-semitic

>>13358669
I'd call a priest first

>>13360017
Probably not considering you dont know how old it is or what it eats

>>13360017
Ancient as in old-god spawn ancient? Because that's the vibe I'm getting from that thing in OPs webum

>>13358669
Why is the ocean so fucked up?

Lightly roast it in the lake of fire and sulfur for just over eternity.

>how do I cook an eel

>>13360154
It's not real anon.

>>13360613
Well? How would you cook it?

>>13360631
The ocean?

>>13361049
The fish.

>>13358669
Judging from how it opens its mouth, you must use copious amounts of soy in the dish.

>>13361356
How is it fake?

>>13358729
That looks delicious, so your image doesn’t need any more aesthetics

>>13358669
By throwing it back in the ocean and driving over to Tap's Fish House

>>13358687
I bet you are American
Imagine, lmfao

>>13361386

>>13358669
Put your penis inside it's mouth and fill it with cream

>>13358675
This. Instead of a flame thrower, you attach the....fish, eel? I dunno what the fuck it is, it's gonna get attached to the drone, I'm gonna fly it around and smash into people with it.