/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"Your whore mother burnt it, too"
Basado y rojopastillado

>>13353649
wow so epic all women are whores praise kek :D

she subconsciously made whore spaghetti because she's a whore.
based spic dad

>>13353659

OP here
thank you
nailed it

>>13353649
This was the ad for Alexa wasn't it? Then she's a bitch about it and after he tells her to cook the dish, he asks who her lover is and she snubs him "Oh dad!" and tells Alexa to tell him to fuck off kek.
Then Alexa cuts dad off.
So Alexa can take the bitchy, slutty part of your personality.
That type of ad actually works kek.

Women... when will we learn...

So yeah Amazon figures the way to a woman's heart is through her bitchy, slutty side, but I don't see what that's particularly food-related.

>>13353649
if she so clueless she ain't even know how to cook spaghetti what gave her the audacity to think she could cook a duck

>>13353695

hold on. let me think a minute

I like it when people think commercials are real.

>>13353649
And then J'quavius & his homies came through for dat whore pasta bringing their own Alfredo sauce

She's about to be filled with cum in a few hours and he doesn't care

>>13353815

and we like you Anon

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>13353649
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what's whorepasta.jpg?

>>13354069

Uh oh, don't know if he cooks, but this might now be a Candlejack's favorite rec

>>13353659
>Basado y rojopastillado
Sorry lurker here what is that in reference to?

>>13354212
Candlejack isnt re

>>13354069
this

>>13353685
i hope life gets better for you some day

>>13354417
Haha, I like how you use a baseless insult to my life as distraction from a giant corporation's exploitation of women.
You're doing great work anon, keep it up.

>>13353649
What on earth are you babbling about, you rambling crazy person?