/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've never actually seen a boomer drink those, it's always thots

like for example my sister said "I smashed like 3 of those white monsters when I drove to florida"

>>13350108
I hate to admit I have GenZ friends (met them gaming), but they drink them.

*PSSSSTTTTT*

>>13350108
I'm a 27 year old boomer and I buy them in bulk

>>13350087
how do they taste
are they even worth the shitposting?

>>13350242
every time I visit the bulk goods depot I'm always sure to grab a few cases

le cursed dank meme: exists
society; hmmmm
me: upvotes with the force of a thousands suns

>>13350316
cringe

>>13350316
I only wish I were alone.

>>13350242
but an actual boomer, not a moomer

2mers
boomers
xoomers
moomers
zoomers

>>13350316

>>13350087

>>13347658

>>13350612
You don't have to remove your trip to post things about yourself, it just makes it harder to filter you.

>>13350618
I'm not a tripfag. I just thought the image was funny.

>>13350768
Fucking dank how can I make this at home

wa la

>>13350765
I see nothing wrong with this. It’s actually cute and the hunger for burritos when dealing with babies is real. Nigger probably hadn’t eaten properly in 20 hours, now everyone is finally asleep and he can finally eat the mfer

>>13350870
it's weird, it looks like there's frost on the ceiling of the freezer, which means it's been on. So how did this abomination grow.

>cursed images
Hello, reddit.
We call it food gore here.

>>13350108
Post feet pics of sister or your whole post is bull shit

>>13350446
coomers

>>13350108
She was talking about me and my two mates, though.

>>13350779

>>13352792

>>13350108
I’ve never seen a female drink them. It’s always 25-30 year old dudebros or rednecks in trucks.

>>13350316
this pic would have been much better if it was "the fact that the Beatles..." pasta instead

>>13350087
>LMAO! SO CURSED!

>>13350768

>>13350087
It works anon

>>13350612
good god

>>13353345
My heartfelt prayers and wishes to the victims of White Island and their families.

>>13353365
>Ravioli
>Ravioli
>give the the death I deservioli

>>13350741
Kaneda please help meeeee

>>13352418
It's evolved to resist the frost.

>>13353359
Huh that looks pretty good.

>>13353359
>>13353381
It's carrot crisps. It's just weird calling it carrot bacon.

>>13350242
Yep, 29 here, it's the Sam's flat for me

>>13353393
It's brand name recognition

>>13353362
these memes are just horrible looking back on them now, but still, they're way better than all the zoomer-tier crap we have now

>>13353397
Bacon's not a brand. Hot dogs aren't a brand. Not everything needs to be overspiced marinated junk food drowned in sauces and condiments.

>>13353311
ACCELERATE

>>13353402
Brand name recognition was not the best choice of words Anon could've used, it's more accurate to say SEO, search engine optimization.
People are gonna be searching more for vegetarian or vegan bacon substitutes than they are for carrot crisps, so they choose the more attractive name instead of the more accurate one to drive traffic to their website to generate sales and ad revenue.

>>13350087
I was living on the blue ones while finishing my thesis last year. The vending machine didn't have the whites.

>>13350087
grill isnt even on
this is dumb

>>13350870
looks like something out of a david chrononberg film

>>13350108
Some boomer in my office drinks 6 originals a day at work. I shit you not, he brings a 4 pack in every day, drinks it by noon, then gets 2 more from the vending machine by the end of the day

>>13353359
Is that how you're supposed to use a peeler?

>>13355555

>>13352418
I think it's possible that what we are interpreting as mold is actually some frozen substance.

>>13355555

>>13355555
Even as a caffeine junkie I can fell my heart shudder.

>>13355555

>>13353400
Yeah, I liked demotivational posters but everything about advice animals and their derivatives was pretty fucking stupid looking back.
Still, at least they weren't the "every joke has to be behind 5 layers of irony so nobody can see what I really think." humor of today.

>>13355555
Wasted

>>13353738
That I can get behind even though I still don't like what it's doing in the long run which should be strange since I'm part of the target demographic.

>>13350108
I drink some after they became a meme

>>13352418
I saw molded food that was frozen for a long time already, shit happenes and maybe the mold really evolved to resist freezing

>>13355555
Checked

>>13350108
My dad drinks them and he's like 60.

>>13350087

>>13350870
This thing is horrifying and it looks like one of those images made by an AI

>>13355634
no its not, dipshit

>>13350618
lmao obsessed

>>13353738
thats idiotic
you are an idiot

>>13355555
sick gets

>>13350108
Le boomer checking in, I have two cases in the living room, and I am sipping on one at the moment.

>>13350108
Colleague is like 45 with 2 kids and is always slamming them

I hope you are hungry

>>13356054
Yeah, it honestly was the meme that made me try them.
Don't like the white one at all but the lemon and orange ones were decent.
Too expensive for me to make a habit of them, though.

>>13352787
nice

>>13350446
Doomers
Hoomers
Loomers

>>13350870

>>13353368
When you catch that rolling can that followed your daughter home.

>>13353359

shouldnt you be adding some liquid smoke before calling it bacon?

>>13355555
Checked.

>>13356450
this looks based af

>>13353397
What's the point of spending 2 hours on your carrot when you follow it up with 2 kilos of condiments so that you'll never taste the carrot anyway

>>13356564
I didn't think anyone else remembered that ad

>>13350316
Projecting
I fucking hate teens

>>13357238
>Projecting
You absolute fucking retard.

>>13356450
>>13356594
apparently it's actually really good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

>>13357238
[B]K [B]OOMER

>>13350087
overpriced drinks for sober tards that have nothing better to spend their money on because they don't drink; same as all energy drinks. be a man and drink alcohol.

>>13353368
>chef boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaargh

>>13357433
>le dissecting everything man xD
big if yikes

>>13356450
I've seen videos of this and honestly it's something I wouldn't mind trying.

>>13350846
I was looking for this, thanks.

>>13356450
Rachel's trifle

>>13350108
99% sure that just means your sister had a gangbang

>>13355621
>at least they weren't the "every joke has to be behind 5 layers of irony so nobody can see what I really think." humor of today.
Yeah I'm getting sick of this shit

>>13352796
kek even chink dogs have squinty eyes

>>13350765
>It's cursed cause it has a babby in it
Piss of reddit

>>13350765

>>13350087

>>13350316
Talk about projecting LMAO
My life is definitely not that sad, and if it were, I sure as hell wouldn’t make some gay image about it because I want people to acknowledge my gay feelings

>>13358105
that sounds like something my grandmother would say

>>13350779
I wonder if this actually dog meat or some muzzie just thought Americans would see it and think “oh hot dog” and go to his stand
Either way, very poor marketing choice if it’s not actually dog meat, perfect if it is

>>13356257
It easily could be
>>13350870
I can’t tell if this is fake image or not, but if it’s real, it’s definitely the result of some weird faggot piling a bunch of gross shit in the freezer for probably days or even weeks in a row

>>13356450

i want this

>>13350765
I love a 2 for 1 deal.

>>13352798
This

>>13353368
Nice hiss

>>13350108
It’s literally marketed to women

>>13350446
Looks like we got ourselfs a (you)mer

>>13353311
Nick confirmed for having visited /ck/

>>13350108
There's an actual boomer who works with me and drinks 1 a day. He's probably in his mid-50s, early 60s.

>>13350846
>leaked combine concept art

>>13356390
How is it idiotic? It's literally marketing 101

>>13350108
I know a boomer who drinks those instead of coffee

>>13356450
These are nothing new.

>>13350108
in sweden it is only 16 year old boys who drinks it

>>13350779
meat like meat
pigs are smarter than dogs so i rather eat a dog

>>13353393
relax. it just for fun.
it looks like bacon and maybe taste like it, salty etc
it is just a fun thing
it is not wierd

>>13350108
That's not what she meant, anon.

>>13350870

>>13358087
ok, boomer

>>13358323
>>13358317
>>13358314
>>13358309
These are all much less fun knowing it's all just staged to look this lame.

>>13353400
>>13355621
>looking back
It was then as it always has been.

>>13352787
That's an excellent meme

>>13357690
Well done

>>13355621
They were always behind five layers of irony. You never understood the joke.

>>13358295
And that looks like something twitter trannies would post.

>>13350108
the only people I've met who drink monster are the small minority of chefs and hospitality staff who AREN'T addicted to meth.
they have to chug 4 or 6 monsters a day to stay awake for their shift instead

>>13358309
>>13358314
>>13358317
>>13358323
these were from the /ck/ meet-up like 10 years ago if I recall

>>13355621
>Still, at least they weren't the "every joke has to be behind 5 layers of irony so nobody can see what I really think." humor of today.
>humor of today
anon, nobody has cared about "layers of irony" for about years
it's all deepfried memes, politics and tik tok now

>>13356450
Whats the purple strip?

>>13356450
How do you cook this, just heat it all up in a saucepan and eat a massive pile of mush

>>13362264
You don't.

>>13362267
Oh.

>>13362256
Cranberry sauce.
>>13362264
>heat
You eat it cold with a spoon like the pathetic failure as a human that you are.

>>13362271
Yeah.

>>13362281
I see

>>13350870
Exploded pop cans in the freezer. Brothers do this all the time.

>>13350768
would eat

>>13362300
I'm pretty sure it's not edible.

>>13362312
I like burnt toast, but I'm also deficient in a fucktonne of vitamins.

>>13362324
It's coal, mate.

>>13361898
Is that john marstons retarded brother?

>>13356830
Wrong again

>>13355559
What am i looking at?

>>13362549
You won't get one of these from the store.
It's a fertilised egg that was left a little too long and a chickywick started developing.

>>13361898

>>13350512
Keanu Reeves genuinely seems like a good guy. I’m glad he exists.

>>13356450
This nips tits are basically just nips...

>>13356830
i remember it

>>13362635
And you don't find that hot?

>>13362614
Not wrong, but I think he's the kind of person who should be silently respected. Praising him as being above us kind of makes it seem like the average person isn't capable of being wholesome like he is, which he'd probably disagree with.
The whole goofy celebrity-god worship thing is Reddit-tier ignorance.

>>13362760

watch the video where she eats the hot chip
turns red, starts sweating, and then starts crying

whip it out, give it a good yank and then get back to us

is the boomer meme the best meme we spread out on 4chan, fellow redditbros?

>>13362760
No. I would happily fuck her and tell people about it, but that doesn’t mean I find her hot in any way. She is a slightly below average woman. I don’t have an Asian fetish so it takes more than being Asian for me to fall all over a woman.

>>13362767
I said he genuinely seems like a good guy and that I’m glad he exists. I didn’t call him the fucking savior of humanity so calm your fucking tits. Also, I can tell the reason you don’t have friends is because you have an insufferable personality.

>>13362802
Whoa, I was just responding to you in context to what you were responding to. I was trying to agree with you while disparaging people making fun of liking Keanu Reeves as a person. No need for that kind of aggression. I already know I'm a total dickbag.

>>13362786
I have a dfc fetish not an asian one

>>13362836
She doesn’t have a DFC. Her chest is as wide as her stomach is as wide as her hips. She looks like shit.

>>13350870

>>13353397
>>13356719
>Behold! We have just invented a way to massively increase our energy consumption and carbon footprint by saving the scrap meats from being fully utilized!

>>13350870
looks like John Carpenter's the Thing

>>13353311
Based

>>13358105
Stole my reply

>>13362598
>filename
Lovin' it.

>>13350087
Here's a cursed moot. Why not?

>>13350316
>writing around the thumbs

>>13355555
>55555
>Five Fives
>55
>Dubs
>A very rare get friend

>>13364249
>>13350087
Your childhood is now ruined.

>>13364266
also

>>13364249

>>13355555
>>13364265
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT, REDDIT!

>>13350765
>Dinner for a family of mexicans and their pitbull

>>13350316
Speak for yourself brother. My life is plenty fulfilling.

>>13350108
Because the meme was viral marketing.
see: >>13356054
>>13356484

>>13350870
Reminds me of that one episode of Cowboy Bebop

>>13362183
>deepfried memes
Yes, those are "ironically bad"

>>13364295
Thanks for the chuckle.

>>13362783
Continues to use the rag after blowing her nose in it. Charming.

>>13353362
I really liked krave when it came out, they must have cost reduced it or some shit it tastes like shit now.

>>13355555
How does he look? Bags under the eyes?
Act jittery?

>>13361905
No, they really weren't.
You've just been conditioned to think that's how it's always been by what you see these days.

>>13350779
top sign says hot dog, bottom says dog king

>>13364868
The company is owned by Jews, yet the product isn't Kosher. I ain't drinkin that shit.

>>13356830
I have the weirdest boner rn.

>>13355564
Lol that's really funny. I really really really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>>13355559
I bet those stem cells are good for you.

>>13365465

Incredible. How does shit like this happen?

Depression?

>>13350870

Theres... theres letters on it.

Oh my god thats in a package...

>>13365437
Is Netflix making a live-action Berserk adaptation?

>>13365430

Ah yes, the Homunculus

>>13365470
what's wrong with this dog?

>>13365428
theres so much going on here that my head is about to explode
>caffeinated cheese
>slim jims
>hot pocket
mother of god

>>13350780

>>13365444
This this the worst thing ever, like this
>>13365447
I look at this and I don't know what this is, cow stomach? I don't know, who cares.
But this
>>13365444
This makes me shudder.

>>13365824
Huh?

>>13365586
Forgetting about it and not using the oven very often are enough.

>>13365824
Yeah, looks like cow tripe.

>>13365444
this makes me uncomfortable

>>13353368

I havent heard this ravioli poem since the olden times of this conversation platform

>>13365439
This is adorable.

>>13355555
Wonderful digits my guy

>>13353368
>pastalavista.png

>>13353368
This is why I stock Beef Ravioli for the apocalypse. It's so durable it can survive 43 seconds in molten magma. Delicious hot or cold, and tougher than Stanely's modern chinkshit containers.

>>13365586
I left a pan of lamb drippings, salt and collagen, in the oven for a month before I was on antidepressants. I only took it out when I wanted to bake something. Yeah it's from not wanting to do anything.

Thank god nothing grew in it, as it was mostly the salt rub from the exterior mixed with the fat and collagen.

>>13365636
Someone done him a heckin fright

>>13350846
Anthony would be proud

>>13365449
>Deer claw.
Wait...

>>13367720
11/10, would heckin' boop the snoot.

>>13368221
its just the closest Chinglish approximation to hoof

>>13360799
>it looks like bacon and maybe taste like it, salty etc
I'm gonna go ahead and say that salted carrot does not "maybe taste like" bacon.

>>13358057
>>13360853
nah, she only dates black guys which is how I know she was talking about the drink

>>13353400
Imagine actually thinking this.

>>13362635
Who is she?

>>13350316
>deconstructing concepts makes you a self aware intellectual

>>13350870
what the fuck

>>13369148
Emmymadinjapan. She started out as a Japanese snack reviewing channel when she was living in Japan and basically turned into a food channel that just does random food stuff. Sometimes she's making prison food, other times she's making recipes sent to her, and then she's making regular food. It's really weird to see how she's changed from when she started to now though, it's like a completely different channel. Her channel's fun though, and she has a lot of decent humor.
>Making fried milk.
>Cuts up the milk.
>Now glide it in gently.
>Pauses and looks at the camera without saying a word.

someone post that gif where that guy makes the never ending nacho thing in the plastic container

>>13357584
what if i were to tell you that ultra zero and bourbon is one of my guilty pleasure white trash drinks

>>13355555
nice

>>13365470
sleep tight beefer

>>13350870
God damnit is this Shou Tucker's freezer?

>>13364872
god the lobsters. fuck that episode. Every time shit goes bad enough in the fridge I'll think if that.

>>13365465
fuck me whyyyyyyyyy.....

God i wonder how this could happen.

>>13365470
Looks like they have the freshest beef in town.

>>13370892
Yeah, but you want beef to be aged, so that's no good.

>>13365444
isnt that just peanut butter

>>13365439
>my face
>my soul

>>13355555
I used to work with someone like this. He stank and once shat all over the floor in the toilets.

>>13371271
There's no actual peanuts in the ingredient list.

>>13371511
o god i get it now dam my cursed eyes

>>13360778
>16 year old boys who drinks it
My girlfriend is a Scand, and she is always talksing likes thises aswells.

>>13350768
The core of that thing is 1200+ degrees C

>>13372686
>CHEEEFFF! Beelzebub fucked up the bechamel again.

>>13365437
imagine the smell

>>13356549
Underrated
Unironically thought the same thing.

>>13353359
I'm pretty sure this is illegal in my state.

>>13355555
thats bone

>>13350768
Imagine the smell

>>13350870
Oh shit its my boy. Sup B how u doin

>>13365006
i tried a box recently. it instantly turns to mush when milk touches it. its trash. its pretty good dry tho

>>13352787
based

>>13355555
holy dubs

>>13355555
>Some boomer in my board made 5 dubs a day at work

>>13365006
Yeah, the chocolate tastes artificial too. Similar to American chocolate.
As someone used to EU chocolate, all American chocolate tastes liked diluted chocolate with extra sugar added.

>>13350316
>>13350512
this "ironic" humor is legitimately more telling of the person who makes/posts that sorta shit than the communities they are mocking, if you are a normal human you literally dont care about it or you see it in such small amounts you can ignore it if it even manages to bother u, but you niggers are so fuckinbg obsessed with consuming the raw sewage from social media 24/7 that you've developed that sorta complex to "mock" le cringe reddit memes which you cannot fucking find unless you are a redditor yourself going out of your way to SEE THEM AAAAAAAAA

>>13355589
Could be both, like the power went out shit molded then power was restoree like a month later and it refroze

>>13350446
>moomers
milkies

>>13350870
it kinda looks like a bunch of melted frozen pizza boxes

>>13362614
Keanu Reeves fucking sucks

>>13362635
ok but she cute doe

>>13365444
fun fact its literally just artificial sweetner, peanut flavoring, a thickener and fiber paste so ur basically just eating wood chip purè(peanut edition)

>>13374468
>Prince Vegeta in his dementia years.

>>13350087
Itt: reddit cringe