/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Most Indian food is heavily spiced porridge and old meat. You will find most "Indian" dishes you actually enjoy were invented by the British.

India doesn't respect gay people enough to offer them federal protections against discrimination in hiring, housing, and public accommodation, nor civil marriage, so I don't respect them enough to eat their food.

They only recently decriminalized gay sex altogether.

>>13352360
I would love to try it, but it all looks like shit to be honest. Where should I start?

>>13352366
Actually based

>>13352369
Here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_India


If you can read this all the way through without losing your appetite, you are a monster.

>>13352374
Being reminded that gays exist at all makes me lose my appetite

>>13352374
cool.

now I should give them a shot at their food

>>13352366
would you wanna fugg a spicy poo hole?

>>13352379
You should boycott their food until they can offer everyone equal treatment.

>>13352381
No, I only fuck other white/jewish men.

>>13352384
>(((Equal rights))), goy---I mean, guys!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13352388
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

That looks like diarrhea and will give you it too because of the e. coli on the chef's hands.

I know flyovers are still terrified like little namby pamby girls of indian food, but I don't care. Indian food is great.

>>13352360
>lets put literally every spice we've found into this dish because it'd taste like shit with our low tier produce & meats
it tastes and looks like a mess

>>13352374
Bruh I got only through 3 paragraphs. Thank you, I am done with Indian food and this thread?

>>13352392
Then why are Jewish cities the most homogeneous and unicultural places in the world? What are you so afraid of?

>>13352407
tl;dr

they don't offer marriage, discrimination protections, and you will have a hell of a time trying to adopt or have kids via surrogacy with a same sex partner

>>13352412
actually a number of Israeli cities are quite diverse like Haifa and Acre.

Tel Aviv is extremely cultured.

>>13352417
Tourists don't count, Shlomo

>>13352439
No, there's plenty of Arabs living in Haifa and Acre. They are mixed cities.

The issue is that if Muslims controlled Israel politically, Jews would lose a lot of freedom.

>>13352366
>be gay
>don't act like a faggot, don't tell anyone you enjoy smelly arseholes
>no discrimination
Gays get rightfully discriminated because all of them are attention whores.

>>13352458
We have the right to tell you we are gay and discuss our relationships in social settings without fearing mistreatment.

>>13352461
I have the right to disagree with you and call you a homo.

>>13352469
Not in a professional setting. No more than you have the right to call Black people niggers and expect to keep your job.

We don't have to be closeted so you can pretend we don't exist.

>>13352478
You also don't have the right to express your homosexuality in a professional settings, buddy. If you can do that I will call you a homo and you will have to deal with it. Homo is not even a insult as it's merely a abbreviation for homosexual. You fags already reduce yourself to your sexuality so there's that,as you already have proven ITT.

Comfiest food in the world

>>13352360
It's close, but the shit that passes for "food" in Africa is worse.

>>13352820
Wait, I read that as "Indian food is the worst in the world". Nevermind, OP is a mutant lacking tastebuds.

I like the food but I find Indian people revolting. They are nice for the most part but their appearance ruins my appetite. I can only eat Indian food prepared by white or Asians (other than Indians)

>>13352369
>I would love to try it
>it all looks like shit
?

>>13352399
They're scared of their own shadows because they're a little darker, let alone ethnic food.

>>13352835

I can eat indian once in 2 months or so without feeling like I'm eating perfume. But I kinda like Moroccan spicing. Best food is Malaysian/thai, worst is probably Swedish traditional?

>>13352399
>>13352603
>>13352942
t. Pajeet aka "Bill" from Microsoft Tech Support

>>13352958

That's fucking Dupinder aka Jerry from Client Protective Services.