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13323036 No.13323036 [Reply] [Original]

It's all over the local restaurants in SE Michigan

>> No.13323047

>>13323036
Considering how you guys got pot shops, maybe someone with ultra munchies

>> No.13323051 [DELETED] 

>It's all over the local restaurants in SE Michigan (nigger hell)

>> No.13323070

>>13323051
It's not perfect but SE Michigan is not death zone Hollywood leads you to believe.

>> No.13323123

>>13323070
this is true
but michigan still fucking sucks

>> No.13323358

>>13323036

What is this OP? I looks like a wypippo pork spring roll without the needless veggies.

>> No.13323436

>>13323358
It's corned beef egg rolls

>> No.13323441

I'm in SE Michigan and I've never seen this but I would like to try it

>> No.13323473

>>13323441
Asian corned beef has them.

>> No.13323970

>>13323473
There's also The Bread Basket in Southfield

>> No.13324440

SW Michigan reporting
Never heard of this negro meal before. I can also assure you flint, detroit and dearborn are all as bad as it sounds. The violence and human trafficking are out of control in comparison to nearby states.

>> No.13324449

>>13324440
Where in SWMI? I live in New Buffalo.

>> No.13324492

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCj2VVCLh6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbgf1bR2Ii4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTEHfNiwbfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujrNf9w5-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgYJ3bqSkN8

>> No.13324507

They were introduced to Philadelphia about five years ago, but they're generally only available in March.

>> No.13324547

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMjVCl3Xy4Q&list=PL9d6sXObkgzEIemr1Fl7v3bqiiQIisBFm&index=15

>> No.13324599

>>13323123
stfu buckeye. Ohio is the armpit of america.

>> No.13324605

>>13324440
Bloomfield Hills resident here. I don't think about the peasants and I don't venture into zip codes without a 6 digit average household income.

>> No.13324624

>>13323036
Why is it only filled two thirds of the way?

>> No.13324667

>>13324624
the wrapper expands when fried, you fucking nevercooked.

>> No.13324694

>>13323970
Yes. Reuben central.

>> No.13324707

>>13324667
Okay but lots of egg roll type things come out fully filled. I have never cooked my own egg rolls, no. But when I've eaten them cooked by others, they are full.

>> No.13324716

>>13324707
When it’s wrapped over, maybe.

>> No.13324723
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>>13324716
Amazing.

>> No.13324725

>>13323036
Royal oak here. Where can I find these, they look amazing.

>> No.13324767

>>13324723
See now that looks good. Ruben egg rolls sound fantastic

>> No.13325162

>>13324725
Fuck royal oak, a bunch of yuppies, faggots, and people too poor to buy a single family home in a nice zipcode.

>> No.13325171

>>13323036
SW Michigan best Michigan

>> No.13325177

>>13325171
Wtf is in SW Michigan besides poverty and obesity?

>> No.13325441

>>13323051
>implying SE Michigan isn't mostly white people who love to act like they're "from Detroit" when they most they'll do is sometimes go to the DIA or downtown for theater shows, clutching their purses all the way

>> No.13325466

>>13324605
As this anon says, some of the best areas and schools in American are in SE Michigan, ,e.g. Cranbrook. But it is very segmented

>> No.13325557

>>13324492
Daily reminder that most blacks are not criminals.
They honestly get bullied into supporting criminals though because peer pressure is a motherfucker.

>> No.13325909

>>13324725
Hey I'm in royal oak too. Wanna get some leos?

>> No.13325917

>>13325557
Daily reminder that the biggest nigger/spic/Muslim apologists either end up getting raped/murdered by the outgroup they're defending the most or their kids end up getting raped/murdered

>> No.13325919

>>13325917
Source?

>> No.13326103

>>13325441
>white people who love to act like they're "from Detroit"
Why do white people do this? Why do they act like living in a bad area warrants any kind of merit?
I've come across this attitude so much in my life and I've never understood it.

>> No.13326109

>>13323436
Sounds like a bad corned beef dish and/or a bad egg roll dish. Sometimes you shouldn't take inspiration from some stoned retard.

>> No.13326314

>>13325909
Royal oak Leo’s sucks man. It smells weird in there. I’m a National guy and unless you’re a girl I think I’ll have to pass on your offer.

>> No.13326334

>>13326103
Whites were more or less exiled from the city in the 60’s and 70’s which led to “Detroit becoming more of a mindset and an idea than a physical place. When we were pushed out we made the surrounding areas Detroit as well in everything but name. It’s still ours in our hearts and we’ve slowly been reclaiming the actual city itself from the blacks over the last decade.

>> No.13326359

>>13325162
You realize royal oak has some of the highest property values per sqft in metro Detroit and during the 2008 recession it was one of the very few cities to not have its housing market crash right? It’s a major culinary city and weekend destination for all of metro Detroit to the point where we had to construct several new parking garages because every single public parking space was being taken up and people were having to circle around the city for 30 minutes waiting for one to open up. My 890sqft house is worth $200,000 so where you get the idea that people in royal oak are poor I have no idea. Royal oak is easily the third most desirable zip code in the state behind only Birmingham and Bloomfield hills.

>> No.13326374

>>13325917
Daily reminder fascists get the wall

>> No.13326387

>>13326374
ironically we didn't get the wall at all. thanks, trump, you incompetent, zionist shill

>> No.13326405

>>13326359
You’re out of your fucking mind. Look up royal oaks average household income.
Yes, downtown RO property is “expensive”, but don’t delude yourself into thinking RO can be described as anything close to wealthy.

>> No.13326436

>>13326405
royal oak property is expensive in general not just the downtown lofts you idiot. It’s expensive because it’s desirable and people that can afford the premium price tag live here. Why don’t you crawl back to pontiac or whatever shithole city you live in and try and spend your energy on making something of yourself so you can live in a more desirable zip code like me. K, thanks.

>> No.13326469

I’m in Adrian and haven’t seen this once.

>> No.13326471

>>13323123
Ohio is the Alabama of the Midwest. Nigger

>> No.13326730

>>13326359
You are, genuinely, an idiot. Property values are skyhigh in Wayne county because of back-taxes. You're an idiot, so you don't get what this means:
>Mr. Smith builds house
>leaves
>Trayvarius buys house
>doesn't pay taxes for 30 years
>dies? leaves? who knows, Trayvarius isn't there anymore
>city sells property to bank
>bank gets property
>new buyer has to pay back-taxes (effectively, as the bank pays the city when it gets the property, so the bank raises the price)
No one wants to live in Detroit, or the Detroit metro area. It's hemorraging people, as it has been since Coleman Young. Enjoy living in your shack for the next thirty years while paying off that mortgage with your minimun wage job.

t. lived in Detroit

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>>13326730
How ironic that you call someone else an idiot when incorrectly think royal oak is in Wayne county. It’s not, it’s oakland county, one of the wealthiest counties in the entire country. You’re a fool talking out of your ass.

>> No.13327139

>>13326314
National is good, but the menu is much smaller and no "special coneys". Well how about we just go to telway?

>> No.13327235

>>13327139
if i want a coney i drive 15 minutes down to Lafayette. all the other coneys are only good for breakfast food. i'm currently lobbying national's management to add a corned beef omelette to their menu.

>> No.13327280

>>13325909
Telway or bust

>> No.13327398

>>13326103
A small percentage of the people who say it say it when they're talking to people outside Michigan because it's the only recognizable city in the area. The rest say it because they want to be "cool" and they act like they have some type of city cred. In the mostly white suburban areas surrounding Detroit, there's always a bunch of white kids who think tough shit or that they're in "gangs." Aka a pack of their friends who tag their wealthy neighborhoods and smoke weed at playgrounds or (horror) steal stop signs.

Whereas actual Detroit gangs are "hey let's turn North Corktown into a killing field."

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>>13325557
ok nigger

>> No.13327845
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13327845

>>13326359

royal oak is full of posers who don't have the balls to move to New York or downtown
hated the fucking place for years
not called royal joke without a reason

>> No.13328252

>>13326436
if your property isn't over half a million in oakland county, you're not even middle class.

>> No.13328253
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>>13327845
literally no one calls it that

>> No.13328268

>>13326359
>and during the 2008 recession it was one of the very few cities to not have its housing market crash right
patently false.
One of my friends bought 2 units at The Fifth for 200k a piece. You're a retard.

>> No.13328278

>>13326757
holy shit look at this faggot talking up Royal Oak like it's Birmingham or Bloomfield Hills.
Lol.

>> No.13328421
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>>13328278
Yep I apologize on behalf of royal oak for having metro Detroit’s best nightlife, best restaurants, bets bars, best downtown scene and best automotive scene. It’s such a shit place that every weekend it’s completely overrun by people coming to the city to have a great time because it’s sucks so much. In fact it’s so terrible they decided to host arts beat and eats here for the last ten years as well as a half dozen other yearly events like ribfest. Oh and it’s one of the few metro Detroit cities to actually opt into recreational marijuana like it’s voters wanted.

Go fuck yourself and use all that salt you seem to carry around with you as lube.

>> No.13328434

>>13323047
Local dude who owns a head shop actually built a restaurant onto his existing building and serves stoner inspired food.

>> No.13328501

>>13328421
Ahahahahahaha
Look at this fucking delusion.
You know why arts beats and eats is in RO? Because pontiac didn’t want to deal with that bullshit anymore.
Royal oak is a shithole. Deal with it, fag.

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>>13328501
>You know why arts beats and eats is in RO? Because pontiac didn’t want to deal with that bullshit anymore.
pontiac is a city literally and i do mean LITERALLY filled with pedophiles and who's population is so poor the city couldn't even afford it's own police force so they closed it and gave all the policing duties to the county.

>> No.13328565

>>13328536
AND THEY STILL DIDNT WANT THAT SHIT.
The ONLY city I hate more than royal oak is sterling heights.

>> No.13328625

>>13328565
they couldn't afford to host it and no one wanted to go to a city that's in even worse shape than detroit. your just a salty hater who's sad he lives in a boring city with no culture and nothing to do.

>> No.13328686

>>13328625
>culture
Lol. I bet you don't even break 6 fig.

>> No.13328746

>>13328686
you would lose that bet not that it means anything or has any relevance

>> No.13329017

Lived I Grand Rapids for two years, that sorry excuse for a state can absolutely fuck off. It’s just breweries and fast food

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>>13328253

sorry bub, everybody calls it Royal Joke
you must live there and think you're hip
oh yeah, my sides

>> No.13329111

>>13325557
Fuck off nigger lover

>> No.13329271

>>13324440
>Cities built on mono-industry and economically abandoned when they closed those industries went bad!

>> No.13329638

>>13329017
Lol, grand rapids....Oakland county or bust,faggot

>> No.13329915

>>13328421
>best nightlife
>bets bars
>best downtown scene
>best automotive scene
All this best
>Average Household Income: 64,873
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>> No.13329929
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>>13329915
not everything is determined by average household income brainlet.

>> No.13329935

>>13329271
Yeah. what's your point

>> No.13330006

>>13329929
>t. poor barista with a LibArt degree who was deluded into thinking that "culture" and "sophistication" can be brought forth solely by wishful thinking instead of cold, hard cash.

Lol. Enjoy your shit town. Just don't let me catch you in mine. Our police department actively drive away homeless and other undesirables.

>> No.13330388

>>13328501
>royal oak
>shithole

Are you from Romeo or something? You sound soft.

>> No.13330423

>>13323036
reuben eggrolls are damk

>> No.13330452

>>13323036
>when you're a roastie but also chinese

>> No.13330524

>>13330388
My primary residence is in Bloomfield Hills

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>>13323036
It look like pusy

>> No.13330715

>>13323036
What's so crazy about it? Why is everyone here acting like meat+cheese+cabbage+wonton is some kind of monstrous combination? Stop being faggots about meme foods. It's not attempting to be authentic. It's putting things that go well together, together. If people want your cheeb egg rolls like grorious homerand china then they'll go eat at a chinese place.

>> No.13331021

>>13330524
>my parents primary residence is Bloomfield hills
FTFY

>> No.13331459

>>13329271
Ya, niggers kept it bad. Your point?

>> No.13331545

>>13330524
So yeah, soft.

>> No.13331740

>>13331459
>Ya, niggers kept it bad.
>kept
No, they never had a chance to make it better, you idiot.

>> No.13331795

>>13331021
>>13331545
Peasants.

>> No.13332173

>>13324605
noone cares, I'll take the fast bus into Oakland county and commit some property theft and then head back to Wayne county

>> No.13332178

>>13331795
come across 8 mile and say it to my face faggot. daddy is cheating on mommy with a Detroit thot and spending you entire inheritance on her.

>> No.13332246

ITT: some kid pretending to have rich parents tries to shit talk the rest of michigan

>> No.13332482

>>13332178
my father's proclivity for adultery has no bearing on my capacity for violence.
>>13332246
>pretending
>parents
lol. Mom and Dad might have a few mil to throw around, but I've got more. A lot more.

>> No.13332580

>>13332482
>lol. Mom and Dad might have a few mil to throw around, but I've got more. A lot more.

yea that's obvious. many multimillionaires spend Saturday on a subboard of a Macedonian battle tactics forum dedicated too cooking

>> No.13332586

>>13332580
I made my money in tech after 2 startups I worked at got bought. You think I got something better to do than trolling peasants?
It's actually kind sad, really :(

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>>13332586

>> No.13332729

>>13332580
It's not uncommon historically for extremely rich to wallow in the gutter. While odds are he's a larper, the odds aren't that high. Millionaires being hermit eccentrics isn't that uncommon.

>> No.13332742

>>13332580
I'm another millionaire checking in. Just bored on a Saturday.

>> No.13332841

>>13324492
just like us..

>> No.13332901

>>13332742
Me too. I'm worth 34 million and I'm definitely telling the truth.

>> No.13332967

>>13332901
Salty poorfag thinks everyone else wallows in poverty just like him.

>> No.13333600

>>13332173
My nigger

>> No.13333619
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>>13327280
>Telway or bust

Why did you have to say that?! Now I’m jonesing for some sliders and onion rings….

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>>13326103
>>white people who love to act like they're "from Detroit"
>Why do white people do this?

I’ve lived my whole life in Warren MI but nobody outside of Michigan knows where it is, despite it being the 3rd largest city in the state, (and I’d guess plenty of Michiganders outside of metro Detroit would have to pause and think about it before answering) so when someone asks where we’re from, we usually just say “Detroit” and they usually respond with something like; “OMFG, why?!”…

>> No.13333659

>>13326359

>3rd most desirable zip code

If you're a hipster millenial maybe. Orchard Lake Village, Franklin, Walled Lake, Commerce TWP are all nicer to live in. And thats just Oakland county.

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13333680

>>13326405
> Look up royal oaks average household income.

Except that anon you responded to is right, Royal Oak is the hip cool bohemian part of metro Detroit because the actual city of Detroit is a third-world ghetto where nobody wants to live.

Average household income doesn’t reflect the property values or life style in Royal Oak, as many of the homes are rentals because young hipsters want to live there but can’t afford to buy a house there.

>> No.13333723

>>13333659
Pure weaponized autism.

>> No.13333727

>>13328501
>Because pontiac didn’t want to deal with that bullshit anymore.

LOL! It's because Pontiac is Detroit's Mini-Me and filled with Blacks and thus has a sky high crime rate, so White people with money won't go there.

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>>13332586
> my dad work at Nintendo

>> No.13333762
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13333762

Now if only some local joint would offer corned beef hash omelets but the only place I know of is Desi’s restaurant up on Oscoda.

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>>13332901
don't live in Royal Joke but worth 1.2 million (sure why not?)
Telway on Michigan Ave rocks, though the owner died not too long ago - not for the faint of heart to visit late at night, it's pretty city
damn we used to make all the the cars
the spirit of Detroit lingers
because everybody, anybody, could get a good job
best social program in the world so far
Bar Thom's?
Lasher?
it all becomes a code
see you at Janet Tanks
in an old Irish Catholic neighborhood called Northwest Detroit
Rosedale Park (I lived on the border but so did (does) Brightmoor - another honest hood, always
Sorry Mr. Journey
there is no South Detroit
(psst it's a food board)
it's the Coneys, always the Coneys

>> No.13333866

>>13333633
>Warren
nobody knows because it's a shithole, but doesn't warrant the national attention that Detroit does.
Can you please fucking fix Van Dyke by the Tech Center please?

>> No.13333878

>>13333659
except Franklin and Commerce, all these fucking peasantvills....
>>13333748
in this case, "I work at nintendo" is a much more apt analogy.
You stupid shit.

>> No.13333882

>>13333815
>but worth 1.2 million
does that include your primary residence? Because if we're counting houses, everyone on my street is worth more.

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>>13333882

kewl

>> No.13333926

>>13333762
STOP STOP!
My taste buds can only get so erect.

>> No.13333937

>>13323036
I'm actually calling the Federal food police monday morning to put an end to this

>> No.13333952
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>>13333866
> > Warren
> nobody knows because it's a shithole

It’s not a shithole at all (though south Warren is) and is the #1 city in the nation for longevity of residency with the average being 30 years, whereas the national average is just 8 years.

Pretty much once you move to Warren, you never leave.

> Can you please fucking fix Van Dyke by the Tech Center please?

No, fuck your car's suspension!

>> No.13333955

>>13333937
I’ll be calling the global faggot control authority to put an end to you.

>> No.13333959

>>13333878
>Orchard Lake

>peasants

OL has an average household income of 400k

>> No.13333962

>>13333952
That’s because you’re too poor to move out.
Average household income: 43500.

>> No.13333979

>>13333959
No, it’s 150. But I know the type of families (wealth) living on the lake.
And I never understood why the schools aren’t that great. Same with walled lake.

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>>13333962

I’ll admit that due to… “changing demographics” more people are moving out of Warren but it’s still a good place to live; plenty of nearby jobs, I-696 runs thru the middle of it, lots of good places to eat, sturdy brick ranch homes built in the 1950s and 60s with large trees and the city is still 76% White.

>> No.13333993

>>13333762
El George’s Coney Island has them.

>> No.13334001
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13334001

>>13333926
>STOP STOP!
>My taste buds can only get so erect.

They’e fucking great but I’ve only had them at Desi's up in Oscoda and nobody hereabouts makes them. I’ve heard corned beef hash omelets are a New England thing?

>>13333993
>El George’s Coney Island has them.

The nearest one is 11 Mile and Greenfield and I’m in Warren at 12 Mile and Mound.

>> No.13334111

Why are there so many Michigan fags on this board.

>> No.13334137
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13334137

>>13334111

Because Michiganders have good taste and know their food.

>> No.13334190

>>13334111
Because FUCK YOU and FUCK OHIO especially.
That’s why.

>> No.13334193

>>13323036
Popped up in a few bars on the west side of the state last year.

>> No.13334197

>>13334137
Yeah, Oberon and a pasty is some haute cuisine

Fuck Michigan.

>> No.13334260

>>13334001
>The nearest one is 11 Mile and Greenfield and I’m in Warren at 12 Mile and Mound.
Make the drive.

>> No.13334269

>>13333952
>Pretty much once you move to Warren, you never leave.
Please, anon. I need to leave.

>> No.13334776

>>13334197
I bet you’re from shithio.

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13335076

>be in mid michigan
>95% of food is just chain-shit

>> No.13335265

>>13335076
What’s mid Michigan?

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13335267

Listen Michigan bros, I spent my entire life in Michigan and just left when I graduated college to the west coast for a job. There's many things I took for granted food-wise from our state.

Do you know how hard it is to find cheap, quality food in cities over here? You pay big bucks for small portions and soulless garbage. Every restaurant I visit has to be vetted thoroughly so I don't blow 20 bucks on an awful meal.

When it comes to getting cheap quality food, especially middle eastern, Mexican, and Indian, SE Michigan is fantastic.

>> No.13335281

>>13335267
West coast chinese food is legit.
T. UM-ann arbor COE 2008

>> No.13335285

>>13335265
Probably up north

>> No.13335289

>>13335281
I agree, I think East Asian food in general is really good here.

>> No.13335293

>>13335285
Well, all the touristy places I go to have great restaurants. Apache trout in traverse city for example.

>> No.13336261

>>13334260
oi vey stay out of oak Park goyim

>> No.13336383

>>13335267
Middle eastern and Indian, I can agree. Greek food too, there's a lot of super legit places here run by immigrants. I have never had decent Mexican food here though. Everywhere is either overpriced and meh or cheap but bad quality. If you go to the right areas there's a lot of really good Japanese and Korean restaurants as well.

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>>13334197

>> No.13336467
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>Not living in the UP/Mini Finland

>> No.13336476

>>13336467
i have lived in the UP before for two years and am finblooded. if there was any real work up there i would move.

>> No.13336496

>>13336467
>go to the UP on a camping trip
>as soon as you cross the bridge every business you drive past sells smoked fish and pasties

>> No.13336527

>>13323358
>needless veggies
>fu/ck/boy can’t into crunch

>> No.13336654

>>13323036
IDK or care, I only go to the UP for Club Sandwiches

>> No.13336793

>>13336476
Come to Northern Minnesota. Finns/Swedes/Norwegians and work. Plus, it's not fucking Michigan

>> No.13336842

>>13336793
i'm never leaving michigan and i'm pa rt of a decent sized finn community already in the metro detroit area.

>> No.13336844

christ alive yankees are an abomination

>> No.13337120

>>13336383
There’s plenty of great mexican food in Michigan, ran by literal illegals. They’re just not in good and high traffic areas.
Good japanese food in Michigan is lacking.

>> No.13337125

>>13336793
>Minnesota
A poor, harsher version of Michigan
Nah

>> No.13337142

>>13337120
Palapa's in livonia has great mexican food.

>> No.13337272

>>13337125
>Minnesota
>Poor
Minnesota has the best economy in the region. We don't have entire cities with toxic drinking water or school systems in a death spiral like you do, either.

>> No.13337285 [DELETED] 

>>13337272
shhh we're trying to kill those communities off. they're full of niggers.

>> No.13337340
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>>13334137

nice Jimmy Hoffa reference
also it's pronounced Mahkus Red Fox
The documentaries on YouTube keep saying "Mackis"

closed for years under that name but I did eat dinner there after semi formal in high school

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>>13336467

went to Northern for 3 years
still in love with the UP
drove up there 5 weeks ago for the color change and the fresh air

>> No.13337430

>>13337351
way late for the color change

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>>13337430

it was longer than that
color change was still beginning
I just like to say 5 weeks because it makes my mouth happy
wanna fight me about it?

>> No.13337541

>>13337465
Sure. Meet me at Lafayette.

>> No.13337611

>>13337120
Take Sushi in Rochester. Unassuming, tucked into a strip mall, but delicious. I normally don't like sushi but I'd go here every week if it wasn't so far away.

>> No.13337680

>>13337611
how does it compare to noble fish and world market?

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Who /mystery meat paste/ here

>> No.13337781

>>13333866
>fix Van Dyke
You may as well appeal to a thunderstorm as to pray for any road to be driveable in SEMI.

>> No.13338280

>>13337781
they've been fixing a lot of roads. I-75 is getting better every season, Troy did Big Beaver twice in the last 5 years, telegraph is getting patched, etc
But FUCKING VAN DYKE. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

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The best Thai food joint, at 10 Mile and John R.

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>>13338468
MY FUCKIN NIGGA

>> No.13338654

SE Michicu/ck/ meetup when?

>> No.13338712

This is now a SEMI hidden gems thread.

>Taqueria San Jose, Waterford
Great little Mexican joint

>Boris' Deli, West Bloomfield
Russian, Jewish deli

>Graceland Wine Shoppe, White Lake
Elvis themed liquor store with amazing gyros

>> No.13338739

>>13324440
You’re dumb as hell then

>> No.13338772

>>13323036
Maeder’s Restaurant in Milwaukee

>> No.13338888

>>13337680
Haven't had Noble Fish! Going to add it to my list though.

>> No.13338894

Where do I go for Chinese now that Kim's Restaurant is gone?

>> No.13338915

>>13323036
This looks delicious.

>> No.13338953

>>13323036
Tried it at some bar in CA. Felt like a big gimmick.

>> No.13338975

>>13338894
The one on long lake? Good riddance.
Try hong hua, or china chef. Or trizest. Or empire dynasty.

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>>13338712

Chocolate Gallery Cafe for breakfast, on Chicago Rd west of Ryan in Warren.

>> No.13339064

>>13338894
china cafe in novi. truly incredible.

>> No.13339079

>>13338975
>The one on long lake? Good riddance.

You go to hell

>> No.13339099

I miss Small Plates so much, guys.

>> No.13339103

>>13338712
Kresge Court at the DIA, although it's hit or miss because the menu is seasonal. They had a chicken and waffle sandwich that was honestly one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life one summer.

>> No.13339245

Throwing random shit in egg rolls has been a thing for probably like 5 years now.

>> No.13339259

>>13338894
wing hing in Pontiac

>> No.13339483

>>13339079
that place blew major dick and I knew Peter Yee, one of the sons of the family. He was a huge obese dumb faggot (literally gay) who got bullied mercilessly at Troy High.
Let's be honest here, Kim serves the tasteless plebs living on the east side of Troy. That, and clueless whytoids and stupid kids from school.

Real Chinks go to Hong Hua and Trizest.

>> No.13339982

>>13339007
What...is it?

>> No.13340201

>>13339982
What passes for haute cuisine in Warren. That's what.

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>>13338953
>a big gimmick.

I should know from gimmicks?

>> No.13340216

>>13323036
Looks incredible

>> No.13340235

>>13339483
I liked it. It was the only place within a hour of my house that used actual chicken instead of the mystery grey meat that usually shows up in General Tsos or Sweet n' Sour chicken.

>> No.13340564

>>13340235
Bullshit. Where the fuck did you live?

>> No.13341345

>>13340564
Ya I’m calling bullshit on that as well.

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>>13340201
> t. downriver hillbilly

>> No.13343186

>>13339483
I liked their bubble tea.

>> No.13343340

>>13342345
Like I said, what passes for haute cuisine in warren.
You realize the barrier to entry to palatable breakfast food is pretty fucking low, right?

>> No.13343358

>>13342345
I threw up a little in my mouth and had to take drastic action to prevent diabetes just from viewing that pic.

>> No.13343373

>>13343186
You know the restaurant is bad when the thing you found most memorable was their fucking bubble tea.

>> No.13344046

>>13343373
Well I also liked their chicken egg foo yung, general tsos chicken, mongolian beef, sweet and sour chicken, lo mein, and egg drop soup. Just felt like saying I liked their bubble tea, since it was an afterthought to them but tasted leagues better than the bubble tea from a bubble tea cafe relatively nearby.

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>>13323036

what kind of Michigan is this?
it's crazy I tell ya
as to those egg rolls, they show up on different menus, usually with a new owner or manager
had some once
meh

>> No.13344083

I live in SE Michigan. I eat at most of the local places (downriver). I've never seen nor heard of this.

>> No.13344109

>>13323036
they only blew up after some place on tripd had them

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>>13344083
still looking for a good place to eat since Sports in Wyandotte got a new owner

even Big Boy is better now

>> No.13344153

>>13344077

You think the mini hands would have mini-hands and that the mini-hands would have mini-mini-hands but no.

>> No.13344263

>>13344083
That’s because you live in the redneck trailer trash dumping ground known as down river.

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>>13339007

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>>13344427

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>>13344434

>> No.13344463

>>13344263
Sorry. Did one of us bone your gf?

>> No.13344467

>>13344148
J.P. McGuires. Goddard and Mortenview. Taylor.

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>>13344263
>down river.

I think you missed a hyphen

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>>13344467
>J.P. McGuires.

we need a Jimmy Hoffa

>> No.13344480

>>13344469
It's just one word. Downriver.

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Telway nigga. I live one mile away. Feels good.

>> No.13344659

>>13344646
I gather at the Trolley Stop. Come in. Beer and pizza on me.

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>>13333619
>>13344646

I've heard they no longer have Hillbilly Chili, that is they still have the same chili but changed the name because some hillbilly complained that it was racist.

>> No.13344895

>>13344463
No, but one of you did steal my car.

>> No.13344916

>>13344463
Come on man, even down river people know that they’re trash. There is no point in trying to deny it.

>> No.13345086

>>13344916
this is true. Downriver is pretty fucking atrocious.

>> No.13345450

Guys

is Amar Pizza worth going to Hamtramack for? It's the only place I can find that has ghost peppers on pizza

>> No.13345573

>>13345450
>ghost peppers
>on pizza
Yes, please go there and get shot.

>> No.13346042

>>13345573
There's nothing wrong with ghost peppers on pizza!

>> No.13346339

>>13346042
>there’s nothing wrong with dumb gimmicks on pizza!
FTFY

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>>13345573
>Yes, please go there and get shot.

That anon probably wouldn’t get shot IN Hamtramck, as it’s full of Bangladeshis and such nowadays but he probably would get shot going thru Detroit to get to Hamtramck…

>> No.13346939

>>13334776
rent free

>> No.13347325

>>13346339
>spicy food is a gimmick

enjoy your little caesar's hot n 'ready pepperoni

>> No.13348169

>>13347325
>lil' caesars
Pleb Plz. Cottage Inn only for your lord.

>> No.13348317

>>13348169
>pleb plz

That's the joke

>> No.13348949

>>13348317
the real joke is all the trash living in poverty dumps thinking they're "authentic"