/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13335475
>sandwitch
>witch
>with rice
wtf

>>13335475
>hachiya persimmon
>not fuyu
What kind of disgusting subhuman monster are you?

>>13335475
>rate
Looks like Instagram has found us.

>>13335475
You're not cutting down trees with that faggy breakfast

>>13335475
Those persimmon halves don't even look like they're from the same fruit...

>>13335487
If understand correctly, fuyu is twice as expedience

>>13335501
I play videogames and watch movies. I don't need to cut anything

>>13335502
It's from chernobyl.

>>13335483
it's an open-face sandwich
>>13335475
doesn't look appetizing. looks like too much effort for too few calories. you should have a lot of carbs for breakfast, so I like that, but that's about it. that's a breakfast that a weirdo eats. if it works for you, then it's alright, but otherwise i'd recommend a breakfast with some more fat in it.

again, it just does not look quick, easy or appetizing.

>>13335509
>d a breakfast with some more fat in it.
like what??

>>13335505
>twice as expedience
OP, I'm genuinely curious what your mother tongue is.

>>13335516
I wanted to say "expensive"
spell checking did it wrong
we are russian, me and persimmon. and mother

>>13335515
A spoonful of lard and a shot of olive oil always gets my guts in working order.

>>13335523
are you sure? you would probable shit your pants after that

>>13335520
Must be a regional thing. Fuyu and hachiya persimmons are usually the same price on the Canadian west coast at about $1.40 per pound ($3.10/kg). Sorry if I came off as overly aggressive, but I prefer fuyu persimmons because they have a longer season and don't need to ripen long before they're edible.

>>13335537
desu I didnt even know that different varieties of persimmons exists until you told me :/

>>13335475
>carbs on carbs with sugar (carbs)
Gee I sure hope there's some protein in that bread, pal.

pls rate my breakfast burrito
refried beans, cheese, sweet potato mash w/maple syrup & pecans
scrambled eggs w/diced chili pepper
few dashes of homemade tabasco

>>13335776
>sweet potato mash w/maple syrup & pecans
That sounds absolutely disgusting but if you really like sugary eggs and beans then you do you.

>>13335761
he'll probably eat a dick later because OP is a fucking faggot

Mine earlier XD

>>13335866
Looks yummy but not exactly breakfast, more like Döner

>>13335907
Nice pun.

>>13335475
itt: newfriends who don't recognise posters by table/crockery/eating-style/posting style.

you should have crisped up the bread by drying it stpetersburganon

>>13335761
Go kill yourself, ketolard. Carbs and sugar are fine in moderation for breakfast since you use them as energy throughout the day. Why are you so fucking stupid

>>13335526
if he doesnt shart he'll stand out in walmart and get buttsexed

>>13336001
>in moderation

lol

>>13335967
>you should have crisped up the bread by drying it stpetersburganon

I want me to choke on it and die :(

>>13336010
Are you laughing because you don't how to do things in moderation?

>>13336001
>ketolard
Is this what you call people who eat sausage for breakfast? I eat rice for breakfast every day and even I know protein is part of a balanced meal.

>>13336030
Balanced meals are a meme. You don't need a lot of protein for breakfast. You need things to provide energy. Carbs work well for that

>>13336027
you seem pretty mad. are you american and/or obese?

>>13336121
Why are you getting so defensive? I simply asked if you know what moderation is. No need to get so extremely offended

Moderation is not a trait of people who get stuff done in life.

>>13335520
>we are russian, me and persimmon. and mother
I'm dying

>>13335475
Nothing like starting the day with a mandatory dose of caffeine, a shitload of carbohydrates and zero protein.

>>13335475
Do Americans really do this shit?

>>13336181
Maybe its part of longevity diet
You know, eat carbs, get hungry asap and stress your body forcing it to flush junk out of the system.

I just made an American sandwich.
I can't believe I used to pay $5 for this.

Some photos of cold evil russia

Workers of the world, unite!

>>13336622
Temp? It's 3degC here in indeterminate region of Canada.

>>13336622
>>13336625
>"OOH COMFY I WANNA LIVE THERE 100% OMG LOOKS SO COOOL"
Looks like shit. You can take night-shots anywhere with a long exposure time and get them to get this "comfy" glow. What i see there is a sidewalk that I'd probably end up on my ass after taking 2 steps and a street that tells me there's probably an accident somewhere that's gonna make my ride home take 3 hours.

Twink/10

>>13336639
>>>/p/
Looks like generic urban hellscape to me.

You will be tortured by inquisition there if you try to eat boiled eggs without mayo

>>13336631
jolly!

>>13336635

Bro, look at this dude

>>13335520
>we are russian, me and persimmon. and mother

>>13336687
who is fengls. F. Engles? Fengles?

>>13336804
Friedrich Engels

>>13335475
>carbs on carbs and fruit
Bad

>>13336871
What breakfast would you recommend?

>>13336916
Eggs, beans, bacon/sausage in butter.

>>13336925
That is in NO way healthier or better. Also, beans are exclusively for poor people and they certainly are not a breakfast food. These are facts

>>13336916
Black coffee + cannabis

>>13336687
what's your phone again? the picture quality is pretty great

>>13337201
Xiaomi mi 9 se + google camera

>>13335509
>does not look quick or easy
Bitch how much easier does it get than slicing a fruit in half and spooning some rice on a slice of bread? You think he baked the bread fresh that morning? You seriously believe that isn't leftover rice? You're the fucking weirdo here, goober.

>>13337289
nice. did you just get the google camera apk or did you root the phone for full google access?

>>13335493
>us
Redditor detected

>>13337338
I installed apk on xiaomi.eu (which is rooted already) but the apk doesnt require root permission as far as I know. but it wont work without some google services

it's not easy to make good night photos because you have to hold the phone still for couple of seconds which is hard. maybe phones (like mi 9) with optical image stabilization would work better, i would check them.

>>13335475
>rice on bread
>no second slice
I mean I've made worse sandwiches, but this just seems backwards af to me. Also not a sandwich

>>13337130
based.
personally if I'm planning to wake n bake and then go for a walk or something I do black coffee, grapefruit, and a bowl of grass

>>13335776
bump for more opinions
have an aesthetically pleasing image for your troubles

>>13337359
>detected
9fag identified.

>>13338887
This is weird not aesthetic

>>13337101
Makes you feel satiated and full of energy for a long time, you wont get distracted by hunger and eat more.
Beans are the best food item, you just pop them from a can to a pan for couple minutes and they're edible, people who live longest eat a lot of them.

>>13336639
Geez Anon, who brapped in your borscht this morning?

My another breakfast.
Rice with eggs and green tea

>>13340109
truespeak: when your setting needs to be this nice, it makes it look like your are masking bad food with mediocre lighting.

>>13340129
I dont mask. It is just a light for my plants. Why would I have two lights if one is enough?