/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ok, mom

>>13334671
>spend all day staring at your folder of women without make up convincing yourself they’re just like you
>come up with a fictional scenario you’ll never get to experience
>post it here

>>13334671
Get a job you stoner bitch

I would but I'm too busy being a seething armchair psychologist that takes shitposting way too seriously.

>>13334699
Found the triggered normie

>>13334690
>>13334699
lmao

>>13334690
>>13334699
Absolutely blown the fuck out by dubs

>>13334703
Found the butthurt dumbass.

>>13334704
you just KNOW

>>13334690
How can you even tell whether she has makeup in that lighting?

>>13334671
How about you get a fucking job you loser deadbeat retard. How do you expect to buy a house, raise a family, and live a meaningful live when all you do is sit in your pajamas reading obscure twitter threads and browsing deviantart. It’s no surprise why you have difficulty connecting with your family considering you can’t put your phone down for two god damn seconds and listen. Why are all your clothes stuff purchased by your mom? Gtfo. Go buy your own Powerade.

>>13334671

>>13334746

>>13334746
Girls have adam's apples too, ya know? They just aren't as pronounced. Dumb conspiritard zoomers don't even into basic anatomy.

>>13334782
keep lying to yourself

>>13334790
Keep not even knowing how to do a simple internet search.

>>13334792
Internet searches are for losers. Have fun letting Google steal your data, retard.

>>13334798
>google is the only option for internet searches
Retard

>>13334763
that's a dude anon

>>13334782
traps are gay and so are (You)

>>13334805
I really hope so. I'm not a lesbian (or so I tell myself).

>>13334802
Google manages to reap data no matter what you use.

>One guy argues with himself on two devices hoping to kick off a large post count thread

>>13334812
>upset about google reaping peoples data
>knows that gookmoot sells 4chan user data to google
>still posts on 4chan

>>13334814
The world will never know that I'm replying to myself rn

>>13334814
>No two people could possibly be this buttblasted and autistic

>>13334825
That's what I said

>>13334818
I use my neighbor's wifi for 4chan, but nothing else because he might notice.

>>13334825
Do you really have 69+ reaction gifs?

>>13334832
304 and counting.

>>13334837
I think that's nice. I'm sure they're all fun to use.

>>13334845
It's more interesting than the newfags who only have frogs and wojaks.

>>13334845
It's entirely unsorted, so some of them get more use than others.

>>13334856
Which is your favorite?

>>13334863
Is this an artificial post-count inflation technique? Because I've been using sage this whole time.

>>13334875
I'm genuinely interested but never mind.

>>13334821
lmao same

>>13334876
I don't have a favourite. That's the point of having more reaction images than Spartans who fought against Xerxes.

>>13334897
Spartans had zero reaction images. Apart from carrying paintings around just to demonstrate reactions being kind of inconvenient, austerity was kind of their jive.

>>13334907
The Greek alliance against the Persian army of Xerxes I was noted for containing 300 Spartans, plus some thousand Thespians, Thebans, and Helots.

>>13334671
>because you're gonna need to rehyrdrate after I'm done with you

>>13334927
I see what you meant now. Ambiguity in writing is not ideal, but I don't blame you for not paying much attention to your phrasing in this context.

>>13334746
>transvestigation
none of you have ever left the house or met another human being