/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13330029
Moldy bread, fast foot, cum, etc.

>>13330029
Femanon here, inb4 deenz fags

meat spin

D E E N Z

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually good:
>secret aardvark
>japanese fuzzy logic rice cookers
>sous vide immersion circulators
>angry grandma sauce
>maangchi
>ipa
>taco bell
>michelin starred restaurants
>alcoholism
>liverwurst
>anchovy pizza
>sardines

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically:
>monster energy drinks
>chili without beans
>mcchicken
>veganism
>instapot
>keto
>not tipping
>jack
>mre's
>indomie
>detroit style pizza
>crispy fried eggs

>>13330029
The McChicken was core /ck/ until the meme took off among normies

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>>13330070

nothing on either list is good kys

>>13330294
Protip: If you come to the food and cooking board just to discuss your favorite YT waifu, go to fucking /tv/; they shill there as well and those threads are far more active than the ones here.

>>13330299
kys faggit

>>13330029
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>13330029
Ask /k/ about their favorite cum brownies.

>>13330307

wow its a real retarded person

wow

>>13330309
This year it was pubic hair in the chilli.

>>13330311
I posted the copypasta because it basically covers the five major /ck/ food groups: alcohol, liverwurst, sardines, hot sauce, and water.

>>13330029
Cock.

>>13330316
>uncut
This is not appropriate to post on /ck/.

>>13330311
Look in the mirror newfy

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Tendies

>>13330070
Will challenge how you choose to categorize IPAs and chilli w/o beans. I haven't tried liverwurst yet but I know alcoholism is overated. The rest is agreeable

>>13330059
DEENS
BEANS
TINES

Ramenchan

>>13330059
deez deenz

>>13330311
Wow it's a real newfag complete with reddit spacing
Wow

>>13330070
ipa is disgusting and so is sous vide
indomie is great and so are crispt fried eggs

>>13330900

>>13330029
There was that one /pol/ meetup where an anon brought a cake...

>>13331059
and?

>>13330029
stop posting faggotry here

>>13332221
there's no need for homophobic slurs

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