/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No, I still have a sense of dignity.

Nah, meat gives you cancer.

>>13328443
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Femanon here, I love shoving fat juicy meat down my throat ;)

>>13328469
Nice sample size. Your grandpa was also a transvestite hooker. Following his example has created your post history.

>>13328469
My great-grandmother smoked her whole life. Died when she was 92. Main difference was that she was woke about the JQ.

>>13328422
coming from California dining prices, $23.86 is a really good price for all that food. They could probably charge an extra $10 bucks. And fries are only $1.83??

>>13328471
>Femanon here

You were never funny, and I hope you get permabanned from every board.

>>13328489
>>13328527
>Eating the stale pasta

Lurk moar

>>13328422
Also, whats up with all the random ass prices. Why don't they just round their prices? Menu is boggling to me.

>>13328422
no but I'd eat unlimited single bypass burgers

>>13328571
hes trying to kill fat people those are the prices with very little if any profit

>>13328422
No. I would have a single bypass, fries, and a chocolate shake once for the novelty of it, but I have no doubt that it's not quality food. The guy that opened the place obviously has contempt for his customers.

>>13328610
>>13328633

https://vegas.eater.com/2012/10/25/6530837/heart-attack-grills-jon-basso-pulls-no-punches-on-his-first-year-in

>mfw the founder of this place used to be a fitness instructor and over time got pissed off at his clients cheating on diets

>>13328610
>>13328670
Well that makes sense now. Bless him.

>>13328469
He got cancer because he stopped smoking.

>>13328422
>fries $1.83
>onion rings 7x that

Pure madness

>>13328670
He doesn't say that at any point in the article. The only person he was angry at was himself for selling people the lie that Jenny Craig will make you a fitness superstar. He talks about how he hopes his restaurant will be a wake-up call to people who are obese and that it exists because you're supposed to have fun and get a little wild when you're in Vegas.

You're making shit up.

>>13328422
Didn't the founder ironically die of a heart attack himself?

>>13328864
>a wake-up call to people who are obese
If you buy that, then you're lying to yourself, and so is he. He knows exactly what he's doing.

>>13328914
No that was some autist vegan incel.

>>13328721
Funny enough, most doctors will recommend not quitting smoking after a cancer diagnosis, especially during treatment. The stress, both mental and physical, can be compounded by the issues of quitting smoking and lead to far worse outcomes.

>>13328914
No, but their promoter/mascot did in the restaurant parking lot. Admittedly, if I had a lifetime's supply of free burgers, I'd probably die early, too.

>>13328721
I swear this is true actually. Just from my own anecdotes but I know a lot of elderly that died soon after quitting. Knew I guess...

>>13328422
I'd try. I'm not a fatty but I can have the appetite of one. I can't really eat until I'm hungry, which only happens once a day, sometimes not at all, but when I eat Pic related

>>13328422
>cheaper than 5 guys
sure why not

>>13329075
HAHA Five Guy's so expensive..I get it, I get the joke, HOT DAMN was that funny..fuck me sideways, son of a bitch that was a knee slapper.

>>13328966
>>13328983
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0306987706007808

>>13329106
>5 guys damage control team has now entered the chat

40 slices of bacon for $7 isnt bad at all

>>13328422
reminder that the founder of this has straight up admitted that people have died because of his restaurant and he does not care. I would say this man is the stereotypical straw-man capitalist who is unrepentantly selfish but even that is not true, he straight up gives free meals to those over 300 pounds. He just wants to watch the world burn

>>13329849
He used to be a doctor. He gave people advice to change their diet and none of them listened to him. So, he said fuck it and opened up this masterpiece. Truly a fallen hero of our time.

>>13328924
You literally get weighed in front of every other customer, with a big celebration over how fucking fat you are if you break 350 lbs. It's very clearly a backhanded compliment that borders on blatant fatshaming.

>>13329849
>hur the founder tries to kill fatties ho ho ho
ah, there it is, right on cue. coming up next on Tired Jokes: boomers don't know how to use computers!!!! rofl!!!!!

>>13329849
>fat fucks kill themselves
>ZomG! This Is Like Totally Capitalism's Fault Bro! Everyone needs to start eating stale bread 24/7!!!

>>13329807
>Over a period of 4 years, a total of 312 cases were treated for carcinoma of pulmonary origin: of this number, 182 patients had quit smoking within 5--15 months prior to being diagnosed with lung cancer. Of the 182 patients 142 were male and 40 were female, with ages ranged between 47 and 74.
>Each one had been addicted to the habit for no less than 25 years, smoking in excess of 20 stick a day. The striking direct statistical correlation between cessation of smoking to the development of lung malignancies, more than 60% plus, is too glaring to be dismissed as coincidental.
Huh. That was genuinely interesting. Thanks.

>>13329868
>He used to be a doctor.
Dietician/nutritionist. Not a doctor.

no, I could without negative health effects as I am not obese but the bacon likely contains known carcinogen sodium nitrite

>>13329998
>"The bacon contains sodium nitrite..."

>>13328670
>I'm a firm believer that our health is genetically pre-determined. We're gonna suffer from heart issues, cancer, diabetes, whatever, based on how wisely we selected our grandparents. Now certainly we could exasperate ailments based on poor lifestyle, but really we shouldn't worry about things. Worry and stress, I think worry and stress causes much more of our ills than diet.
>If you want to cut to the nutshell, what I couldn't sell to the people in my fitness days, but what's the truth, if you do two things you'll be as healthy as you can possibly be. That is, maintain adequate sleep patterns and keep yourself as hydrated as possible. Through fruits, vegetables, drinking, avoid diuretics like coffee, beer. If you simply stay hydrated and sleep enough you're going to be as healthy as you can be.

>>13329807
Seems like a classic case of correlation vs. causation. People who have serious smoking problems are likely to try to quit, and people who smoke a ton also get cancer.

>>13330075
Im>>13328983
I by no means think smoking is good. I've just known some old people that died when they quit. I know very very many young people who quit and are healthier for it too now though. I just wonder if there's a cut off age where time to no quit

If it's true btw, taxing people into quiting has killed people. That's fucked to think about.

>>13328422
>Would you eat 8 burgers
What kind of a question is that?
Of course I would.

>>13330063
>>13329849
The owner is an acceleration set on a slow burn genocide.
And he gets fat cash stacks while mass murdering fat retards he wants the world get rid off.
perfect synergy.
>>13328469
an excellent post

>>13328571
They are going with the whole 50-60's diner motif, so prices were like that back in the day because a cent was worth so much more.

>>13329849
You but be some limp wristed European (or CAN or AUS who wishes they were anyway) faggot. You types somehow forgot the pretty basic idea of personally responsibility. You want big daddy government to save your from those horrible evil things like self discipline.

Do Americans really do this?

>>13331049
Menus? Yes, we learned to read in the US and don't need some uni dropout to read it to us.

I don't find the idea of a burger bigger than you can fit into your mouth to be appetizing. I also expect this place's burgers are poor quality. Most I can do would be a triple burger from another place.

>>13330063
He's wrong and yet at the same time I remember learning about a study that looked at Andean, Aleutian Indian, ancient Egyptian and some South-west American tribe mummies. Huge variety in diets and lifestyles. Still found sizable plaque in the hearts of every single one of them. The thinking is plaque in your arteries is on some level integral to getting older. Though clearly poor diet makes it worse and poor fitness makes it worse.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ancient-mummies-reveal-heart-disease-clues-073014#1
The Egyptian middle/upper class ones have the same risk factors but Otzi the iceman didn't, nor did the Peruvians. The North American and aleutians are trickier since they could have a diet of fat and meat if they are hnter-gaterers.

>>13328422
>dark nurse

>>13328469
Worth it.

>>13328571
they're set such that after sales tax is applied, all prices are evenly divisible by a quarter (for example $12.75, $9.50, $4.25, $14.00)

>>13331161
Not worth listening to his bitch daughter that got him killed because his body was used to the smoking and abruptly ceasing it through the mechanisms that had adjusted out of whack and created the conditions for carcinogenesis.

>>13331074
>https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ancient-mummies-reveal-heart-disease-clues-073014#1
>The Egyptian middle/upper class ones have the same risk factors but Otzi the iceman didn't, nor did the Peruvians. The North American and aleutians are trickier since they could have a diet of fat and meat if they are hnter-gaterers.
I radiocarbon dated flesh and analyzed stomach contents of one of these mummies (won't say which one).
What I know about Otzi, however, is yes he did have a varied diet, and recent studies showed he had a dozen different leathers on his person, from the right animal on the right part of his body from durability reasons to soft comfort. And, I would venture to say that his level of activity had as much to do with health as genes. Otzi was bashed over the head by an enemy, so how long he would have lived is anyone's guess, despite assumptions about his cardiovascular fitness. He may have practiced some fasting, one of the only diet ideas that could add longevity. One thing about arterial plaque or other artery diseases ideas only looking at genes, diet or activity levels: there's links to dental health. If your teeth are in pristine shape minus any decay, through good hygiene and genes both, your arteries can be clear. All those veins and arteries are very close to the heart and any inflammation is bad news to start your body onto making some plagues. This is why some people take prophylactic antibiotics before cleanings and procedures.
I found it fascinating that they found central american ancient indian peoples using fake fillings made out of a type of abalone shell that utterly mimicked good healthy tissue, and there was the body's ability to remineralize and bond to it. They're looking at it now for bone replacements.

>>13329924
>>13331098
Was wondering if anyone else saw that

>>13329897
He's doing the world a favor, fatty

I understand that if you don't finish your food, you will get spanked with a paddle. Would it be weird to go there a few times a day, for 6 weeks or so?

Why do Americans take joy in living unhealthy?

>>13331696
because we have the FREEDOM to, unlike in cucked countries like yours.

>>13329998
Nice momscience. The 90’s want their shitty studies back

>>13328443
>Nah, meat gives you cancer.

That is a snakemen trick. Meat makes you strong and the snakemen want you weak.

>>13331760
>t. not allowed Kinder eggs
Laffs.

>>13330063
>genetically pre-determined.

If you believe in anything genetically related then you should be in favor of wiping out the orcs.

>>13331762
Cool argument. The half aborted nigger wants it back

>>13328422
I'd only eat that meal if I'm with my friends, between the 5-6 of us we can eat that no problem. Too much of a meal, but it's the funny, absurd thing to buy and eat with friends. Plus, I always like a milkshake with my burger

>>13328527
My 85 year old Grandpa says he always drilled through asbestos tiles when he was a sheetmetal worker. He hasn't gotten Mesothelioma yet.

>>13328469
got 'em

>>13331217
I've heard about heart health being linked to good dental health. Is there any more proof?
I've never had cavities and have barely begin experiencing sensitivity although not much. It would be a relief knowing that its an indicator of a good heart

>>13328527
Cool anon I should live to be 200 years old due to wokeness up the wazoo.

>>13328469
your grandpa sounds like an idiot

>>13328422
Muricah!

>>13328422
No I live in Las Vegas and wouldn't bother with even walking in there. It's a disgusting tourist trap patronized by only the most exceptionally low rent tourists. That hot dog looks like it's topped with a literal turd.

>>13332866
I as well hope so. My dad and I have absurdly good teeth considering our hygiene practices (I haven't brushed in at least a month, have never had a cavity). We have bad heart health but maybe it's just the hygiene part idk

Our diets mostly meat. We're active though so not fattys.

>>13328864
That article might not say it, but I've always heard this was the history behind the restaurant. He was so fed up with people being retarded cheating fatties that he switched gears and made the most over-the-top fatty trap just to see how far he could push it. Perhaps it's just lore. Though I think at least 2 head spokesmen for the restaurant have died of cardiac arrest/obesity related issues in the past 6 years or so.

>>13328489
>>13328527
Retards go away

>>13328469
Based.

this shitty thread has been resurrected from page 10

>>13333456
yes, the option of red or white wine served on a fucking IV pole is totally real just like the dumb as fuck OP image, you god damn oxygen thief

>>13328532
Just bulk up to 350 pounds, and you can eat there for free every day.

>>13335397
Did your parents ever have to see a specialist when you were in school?

>>13328469
I've always loved this pasta.

>>13335423
I dunno, did your parents drink heavily while your stupid ass was being spawned?

>>13329807
Huh. Well that's just bizarre.

>>13329849
Have food, commie.

poosting in DUMB thread

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

>>13331165
Makes perfect sense for a cash only establishment, good detective work, glad we have you on the force

>>13335499
I'm not the one sperging out full-autismo over a joke menu.

>>13328422
I'll never understand why people goe to shithole burger joints to buy craft beer at $8.60 a pop.

>>13335685
HOW DARE PEOPLE ENJOY THEMSELVES WHEN THEY GO ON VACATION TO LAS VEGAS. I'M SO FUCKING MAD!!!

>>13335689
Huh?

>>13335623
no, you're sperging out passive-autismo over anonymous comments about a joke menu. yippi ki yea bitch

>>13335757
>no u

>>13328422
How's Las Vegas op. Have you made reservations at Joel Rubachons yet?

>>13333381
>No I live in Las Vegas and wouldn't bother with even walking in there
You seem boring. The burgers, and shakes are okay, and the waitresses used to always be sexy (even the midgets), and personable.

>>13335758
t. pic related

>>13335796
>herr

>>13335797
ok sweet let's get back to pretending this dumb menu is real.

>>13335805
>derr

R8 this burger.
(it's from a brothel)

>>13335823
The cheese looks really synthetic. Most cheese would melt when placed upon a hot burger.
Gonna go with 9.8/10

>>13335823
>>13335828
I guess that it looks closer to this irl.

>>13335830
That looks like a mess, gonna have to drop it down to 8.6/10. Come back with more plastic cheese.

>>13335841
I'm giving it a demerit for the bacon.
Looks too rubbery, and European.
9/10.

>>13335817
good comeback fagtron

>>13335851
No one cares about your autism. Go cry somewhere else that someone serves white and red wine through an IV.

>>13335844
It really depends on the bacon then. Is it crunchy, crispy, or chewy?

>>13335858
hey everyone get a load of the mad internet geek over here

>>13335868
Just stop, I don't care about you.

>>13335874
no I'll go on and on for as long as I like. if you want to stay mad and ignore me, that's your choice. cry to mods faggot

>>13335397
It's a real menu, my dude. Here's their website if you're not convinced. https://www.heartattackgrill.com

>>13335912
totally legit, definitely not a retarded joke

>>13335921
The whole restaurant is a "joke" that's being played out, and the IV thing is real.

>>13335921
It's a theme restaurant. The menu is a "joke" in the sense that it's designed to be humourous but all the items on it are real and for sale.

>>13335924
in that case gimme a coronary dog, onion rings and a shot of patron

>>13335921
Maybe you're imagining that the drip is served intravenously. It's not, but it is served in a drip bag, and customers are given a costume to wear to resemble being a patient.
>Waitresses = nurses
>Customers = patients
>Spokesperson = doctor

>>13335950
this is why Americans have so many mass shootings

>>13335960
You're stupid, and you're not gonna make it.

>>13335960
Yup, you nailed it. Give yourself a big ol' pat on the back there, buddy.

>>13335960
At least you understand the menu now.

>>13335968
>>13335974
>>13335977
hehe internet nerd is upset again

>>13335980
>hehe was just pretending to be retarded this whole time

>>13335985
why does this upset you so much?

>>13335996
>ur upset
>lul I trolled u
How are you not embarrassed of yourself anon?

>>13336009
beat it, nerd

>>13336016
>low effort post
Fuck off you dumb nigger.

>>13336020

>>13328443
So does having sex with a bunch of random men, but that doesn't stop you or OP.

>>13336021
Leave boomer. Your old memes mean nothing to me.

>>13336024

>>13336029
>more lul trolled u
This day of a our lord, and anon is posting like it's 2010. Did you just get released from prison?

>>13328469
kek

>>13336034
>more butthurt replies
its like you enjoy being mad on the international network

>>13336049
This is my thread now boomer. Get some new memes, and come back after you learn how to comedy, chump.

>>13336061
internet nerd is VEREY upset and becoming aggressive

>>13336066
It will literally only take me one punch to kill you.
Get lost vato. Thus thread is occupied.

>>13336075
i'd challenge you to a fight irl but a hobo would probably trick you into sucking his dick on the way there

>>13336082
Why the fuck are you still in this thread?
Go be retarded somewhere else anon.

>>13336082
>i'd challenge you to a fight irl but a hobo would probably trick you into sucking his dick on the way there

>>13328721
>He got cancer because he stopped smoking.
naw what probably happened is he already had lung cancer before he stopped smoking. He knew something was wrong in his lungs (had cancer), this scared the crap outta him, he stopped smoking, but it was too late.

>>13336082
kek

>>13336089
why the fuck are you still replying to me, idiot? let me have the last word like a good little bitch, stop replying and i'll begone

>>13336095
are you retarded, or just incapable of reading more than 20 words at a time?

>>13336101
i'm retarded. sorry about that

>>13336098
I've already established myself as the alpha, and claimed thus thread to be my property.
You need to take your shit jokes with you, and leave now. Don't ever show yourself in this thread again.

>>13336110
>thus
Pretty sure you don't know what that word means.

>>13336115
I'm pretty sure that you need to re-up in your hormone replacement faggot, because you're acting like a complete bitch for no reason.

>>13336115
>>13336123
could you autists please keep the screeching down? some of us are trying to enjoy a fucking heart attack grill thread.

>>13336128
Maybe you should add a post that's topic related instead of complaining about the alpha poster, and beta boomer (who isn't even funny, and should leave the thread, and pay more attention to her grand children before dying of loneliness).

>>13336139
says the assblassted internet geek scrabbling for attention on a food and cooking board and getting fucking owned, without actually posting anything about food or cooking. go fondle mod balls in the dickered thread faggot

>>13336147
Implying that only one anon in this thread thinks that you're boring, gay, and should just leave?
You realize that you've been crying to multiple anons in this thread, right?

>>13336161
>>13336161
>wahh go away
correction, multiple anons are acting like fucking babies.

>>13336168
>Peter Griffin

>>13336176
>anime

>>13336183
>old people screenshot

>>13336183
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS

>>13336183
>Sardinian hydrotherapy? Not on my Sardinian hydrotherapy forum!
It's more likely than you think.

>>13336198
too little too late.

>>13336200
I figured dredging up a primordial meme would be refreshing.

>>13336210
Because anon was right, and you just got out of prison?

>>13336214
who the fuck are you even talking to?

>>13336214
Imagine my surprise to learn that nobody lieked mudkips anymore, and things were well below 9000. This world is strange and foreign to me now.

>>13336210
>>13336214
>>13336220
shouldn't you be wagging your pathetic little willy around in the cat blog?

>>13336220
An endless hellscape of frogs and perturbed-looking bald men: truly this the Kali era of the 4chan Maha Yuga.

>>13336220
>This world is strange and foreign to me now.
Don't worry lad. Sometimes an anon will post girugamesh, and
>I love sushi
and
>I love Japan period
Will be in the same thread.

>>13336228
you sound like the kind of woman who could wrap her gob around an octuple bypass burger with forty strips of bacon amirite

>>13336228
>frogs
The racist ones, or the feels good ones?

>>13328469

>>13336228
*4channel

>>13336239
At this point, I don't even know if there's a difference, or if it even matters. Racism used to be so casual and indifferent. Now it seems pointed and vengeful.
>>13336247
I want to get off Mr. Moot's Wild Ride...

>>13336233
oldfag memes mean nothing on 4channel

>>13328469
Repost if this makes u cry evri time ;(

>>13336260
*takes a potato chip, and eats it*
Tell me more about this 4channel.

>>13336265
the mods are faggots ;]

>>13336263
>>13336265
Holy shit, you kisama-san-tachi are really oldfagging the place up. Quick, someone post a snarky Wojack with a greentext quote. Costanza won't do at this point.

>>13328469
None of these kids are going to recognize that pasta.

>>13328422
Holy shit.

This, right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical-grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking retarded.

I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged, shit-dicked little cum-guzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation, where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL? You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass, my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, and give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it.

I am legitimately mad right now.

>>13336307
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>13328489
>>13328527
>>13328721
>>13331161
>>13333341
Post-election invaders can't even recognize one of the classics. kys

>>13336319
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS

>>13336323
Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong subreddit and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH.

>>13336335
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

>>13336349
I, uh... This wasn't in my notes... brb an heroing

>>13331784
KYS

>>13328422
>$7.34 for forty bacon slices
>.34
do americans still truly actually use pennies and not round up?

>>13336397
They usually round up if the amount come out to fractions of a penny.

>>13328422
As a burger...

No I would not. Infact i don’t even know how you’re suppose to eat it. It’s way too tall

>>13336406
is it acceptable to consider that fraction as the tip?

true story
>travel to lardland with family as teenager
>tipping isn't a custom in my country but we know it is in the states
>first restaurant we visit, gratuity is added onto bill
>15%
>oblivious boomer dad has a massive argument with staff, ends up paying it anyway, super embarrassing
>he changes strategy next time
>instead of complaining at the end of the meal, he announces as we're being seated 'WE ARE NOT PAYING A TIP UNLESS YOU DESERVE IT RA RA RA'
>this happens every place we eat for the rest of our month long holiday

>>13336448
Cringe

>>13336448
Is this the bizarro world version of National Lampoon's European Vacation? I'd frankly pay to see that.

>>13328443

Being alive gives your cancer.

Cancer is the opportunity cost of being a multicellular organism.

>>13336448
>first restaurant we visit, gratuity is added onto bill
>15%
So, just like most of Europe?

based thread

>>13329849
He’s just an accelerationist who wants to kill obese people. I commend him for this.

>>13328443
>won't eat meat because it could give you cancer
>gets cancer anyway
>didn't even get to eat meat
you miserable faggot
just eat a nice steak tomorrow

When I was drinking I unironically wanted to go there just for the novelty of their liter of wine served in an IV bag, and maybe split a burger.

>>13336617
yeah but what ifnnhes just fueling the fire by making fatties fatter? it's not as if one massive burger means lights out for a lardass

>>13336572
I understand why he was pissed. Fuck having a gratuity added to the bill and also tipping individual staff.

>>13328422
Yes but I'm not sure how exactly. Its absurdly oversized

>>13331098
>>13331219
tfw no dark nurse gf

>>13328542

>>13336349
kek