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Post those delicious foods.

>> No.13318140

>>13318124
Pretty sure I saw this on Tik Tok.

>> No.13318178

>>13318124
wasted all that mac with the disgusting sea bugs

>> No.13318200

>>13318124
I've done a better looking lobster mac half a dozen times, in a third of the time.

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>>13318124

>> No.13318320

>>13318201
Imagine fucking her sweaty armpits hehe

>> No.13318649

>>13318320
Lol

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>>13318124
Daily reminder that those black gloves are the single most Reddit cooking thing ever.

>> No.13318713

>>13318674
Why? I figured they were for not looking stained like light colored gloves might get. What's the difference?

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>> No.13318757

>>13318201
Do america?

>> No.13318767

>>13318713
because you should manipulate food with your bare hands.

>> No.13318772

>>13318732
that woman looks taken from a john waters movie

>> No.13318777

>>13318767
Yes that's how they do it in kitchens when preparing food, but when handling prepared food you're required to wear gloves (in the US). It makes sense in this gif since he's touching a prepared steak and pouring cheese on it to be served without cooking again.

>> No.13318850

>>13318767
your mom manipulated my cock with her bare hands

>> No.13318877

>>13318140
>Using Tik Tok

>> No.13318917

>>13318777
I think the point is more that he's a shitty amateur home cook and he's making an effort to do things like they do in pro kitchens because he thinks it makes him 'look' more professional. In reality it's a completely unnecessary thing to do at home and I'm sure most pro prep cooks would love not to be able to wear them if not required by law.

>> No.13318923

>>13318877
>Using 4*han

>> No.13318927

>>13318772
Spoiler alert: that's a guy

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>> No.13318934

>>13318124
>restaurant food
This is why I do not go to restaurants.

>> No.13318958

>>13318930
it was all good till he served p that disgusting piss strength coffee

>> No.13318995

>>13318917
Yes professional cooks hate gloves and I do, too. They're a bitch if you work in a commercial establishment, because you have to constantly remove the and wash your hands anyway. When I see people using gloves when it's not necessary I assume it's because people (in the US at least) tend to get grossed out when they see people finger fucking food. I would do it too if I were promoting my food and didn't want people to be disgusted by bare hands touching the food even though there is nothing wrong with it if you've washed your hands.

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>> No.13319224

>>13318674
why is there a tree stump

>> No.13319247

>>13319127
delet

>> No.13319254

>>13319127
>doesn't prolapse
what was the point?

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>> No.13319269

>>13319127
How does she get it in??

>> No.13319276

>>13318201
i just couldn't stop watching this. I'm on my 20th time probably. what's wrong with me?

btw...it is hilarious. whoever was watching fucking gay tennis to pull this clip. tennis is so gay, watching it is even gayer.

>> No.13319283

>>13318713
they are bdsm gloves

>> No.13319308

>>13318767
Why?

>> No.13319309

>>13318930
This comfy

>> No.13319329

>>13318201
damn she opens up WIDE for that cock

>> No.13319344

>>13318995
I actually like gloves as long as they're decent, after using them to cut meat for so long it feels weird to do butchery without them
what I hate though is the cheap garbage gloves they buy for places, thin slippery plastic bag with fingers are so bad
gotta be decent nitrile or bust
main reason I like gloves is they protect you from small scratches, though it's also nice to toss and switch tasks without scrubbing your hands, your hands can get very sensitive from all the hand washing when you're dealing mainly in extremely fatty meats

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>>13318732
Jesus Christ.

>> No.13319867

>>13318732
*honk honk*

>> No.13319879

>>13318124
I don't even like crab and this looks good. What are those scoops they added at the beginning?

>> No.13319883

>>13318201
Funniest part is she got caught twice by chance at different games by the camera dunking her tenders in coke.

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>>13319936
jej

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>>13318674
>that webm

>> No.13320043

>>13318201
>it's diet coke

>> No.13320056

>>13318178
pork, lobster, shrimp, eel, shark.
all trash tier foods

>> No.13320057

>>13318732
fuck is this come dine with me?

>> No.13320058

>>13318930
what is the egg?

>> No.13320072

>>13319392
God of eggs

>> No.13320093

>>13320058
hummingbird egg

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>> No.13320129

>>13320111
Is this gaki?

Based gakiposter

>> No.13320138

>>13320093
sad!

>> No.13320141

>>13320111
it looks like sausage though, at first glance right?

>> No.13320143

>>13320111
i thought it was a close-up of a used toilet full of maggots.

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>>13318732
It's a bit unorthodox but it's not-
>touches food with oven mitts
oh no.
>the rest of the video.

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>>13318732
that fucking sauce drizzle

>> No.13320388

>>13319263
Isn't Ramsay supposed to be a former soccer chad? Why would he be worried about some poof charging him?

>> No.13320407

>>13318767
>t. street shitter

>> No.13320468

>>13319011
that seems really fun

>> No.13320471

>>13320388
hes old

>> No.13320483

>>13318201
She did this shit on purpose to go "viral", Google it retards

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>>13320057
Looks like it, was going to "do Americans..." Then saw the kettle.

>> No.13320499

>>13318923
Jokes on you, I'm posting from 4channel.org

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>>13318674
>Daily reminder that those wearable culinary utensils are the single most website cooking thing ever.

>> No.13320791

>>13318124
Pasta
Milk
Frozen thick bechamel
Cheese blend
Right?

>> No.13320856

>>13318124
>mixing cheese and shellfish
kys

>> No.13320866

>>13318732
Gross fat retard.

>> No.13320870

>>13320791
>frozen bechamel
oh that's what that was

>> No.13320872

>>13318124
people here will actually think this looks bad baka

>> No.13320876

>>13318124
Way too much fat. Made me feel ill just from looking at it.

>> No.13320880

Wtf is wrong with y'all, lobsters good.

>> No.13320883

>>13318124
zero vegetables
doesn't surprise me why american are fat

>> No.13320885

>>13320880
>a bug designed for eating up the poop of the greater creatures
>delicous
pick one.

>> No.13320905

>>13320885
I mean are you cleaning it out properly? Fucking people here always leave the fucking entrails and thats why its gross.

And youd be surprised at how many creatures eat shit. And after loving in todays society you really dont think youve eaten worse?

>> No.13320909

>>13320905
Wow living. Cant spell. My response is automatically invalid.

>> No.13320914

>>13319143
What's wrong with this kitter

>> No.13320919

>>13320914
He's trying

>> No.13320923
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>>13318124
What are the three big globs he puts in the pan at first? I am unfamiliar with this cheese.

>> No.13320951

>>13320923
Maybe cream cheese?

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>>13320951
That color doesn't look like cream cheese. I have no idea what it is.

>> No.13320965

>>13320923
it's a pre-made cheese sauce probably similar to a bechemel.

>> No.13320968

>>13320965

Was thinkin something like pre-made roux/bechemel as well.

>> No.13320971

>>13320962
Vanilla ice cream ya dimwit

>> No.13320988

>>13320494
Do Americans not have kettles?

>> No.13320996

>>13320923
>>13320965
>>13320968
It's fuckin' Velveeta.

>> No.13320997

>>13320988
>buying shitty unitaskers
We have stoves, so no.

>> No.13321002

>>13318124
Haven been vegan now for a while, this made my dick rock hard.

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Do brits really do this?

>> No.13321045

>>13321008
The trash take themselves out over there

>> No.13321056

>>13320483
>She was only pretending to be retarded
ok schlomo

>> No.13321057

>>13318124
I feel sorry for the guys who go to culinary school and train to be a professional chef and end up in some modern restaurant that forces them to cook shit like this.

>> No.13321059

>>13318674
>How to ruin a steak

>> No.13321087

>>13319132
genius

>> No.13321089

>>13320388
I haven't heard the audio but, You can't just threaten the safety of big companies star, those bouncers would've come regardless of what Gordon wants.

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>>13318927
I think that was his point. Not a big John Waters fan, are you?
Neither am I, to be honest.

>> No.13321138

>>13321008
didn't even look that bad until he started ladling baby diarrhea onto it

>> No.13321139

>>13321008
The fuck is the sauce? Curry? On doner meat and fries?

>> No.13321149

>>13318732
why did she take the potatoes out of oven and put them on a pan?

>> No.13321152

>>13320388
>soccer chad
Yeah, because soccer players are famous for not being whiny.

>> No.13321153

>>13321008
curry sauce ruined it.

>> No.13321257

>>13320988
I've seen people say this on here, but I have no idea what they're talking about. Regular kettles were normal growing up in New England and now electric kettles are pretty prevalent. I didn't get an electric one until recently, but they heat up insanely fast with a keep warm function, which swayed me.

>> No.13321269

>>13318930
Walking with Giants will never not be comfy

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>>13319392

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>> No.13321293

>>13318930
I still can't believe someone takes the time to make these. Or built all the shit for that matter.

>> No.13321297

>>13321278
something something Chinese stealth suit

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this is one of my favorite webms

>> No.13321331

>>13321300
there's something really comfy about seeing the food displays in front of a japanese restaurant

>> No.13321333

>>13320997
>Shitty unitaskers.

I wasn't aware that boiling water in three minutes was only useful for one thing.

>> No.13321334

>>13321278
that was not that color eggs should have been

>> No.13321335

>>13321334
It's like he broke soy sauce packets into the rice.

>> No.13321358

>>13320870
I thought it was creamcheese

>> No.13321359

>>13320032
That cat looks so jewish.

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let's be honest we all bin there

>> No.13321392

>>13318201
i used to do that, it taste good

>> No.13321434

>>13321331
its much better than having to read a menu and picture it based on description only to look nothing like you imagine it

>> No.13321441

>>13321139
Curry sauce and chips are great. With kebab meat its still nice however the patricians choice is garlic mayo with bbq or chilli sauce

>> No.13321498

>>13318201
I've soaked dried bread in pickle juice, but what she does there is just weird.

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>>13321365
learn from the master

>> No.13321534

>>13321521
Are those flames 40 seconds in?

>> No.13321535

>>13319883
Crazy. She didn't learn from the first time and she did it again? So weird.

>> No.13321558

>>13319143
Sleep tight kitter

>> No.13321564

>>13321521
That's not what I expected and I'm fucking dying

>> No.13321566

>>13320483
She did it on purpose because that's how she eats tendies, dumb conspiratard zoomer

>> No.13321569

>>13321100
Rick and Morty superfans really are the worst kind of faggots.

>> No.13321581

>>13321534
Yeah, that was his mistake. Using a fire enchantment on milk scissors.

>> No.13321609

>>13318732
is she wearing clown makeup what the in fuck am I looking at

>> No.13321618

>>13318877
>knowing what Tik Tok is

>> No.13321629

>>13321008
>Do brits really do this?
No. Scots do this. And Scots aren't Brits.

>> No.13321830

>>13321008
Turks are the blame for this.

>> No.13321847

>>13321138
>didnt even look that bad
>>13321153
>curry sauce
>thats what ruined it
Its fucking fried potato, rotisserie mystery multiple animal meat and processed pre-grated mozzarella, The fucking things people pay for.

>> No.13321908

>>13321847
>mozzarella
Don't be disgusting, Anon. That wasn't mozzarella. Even Brits have standards.

>> No.13322094

>>13319392
B-B-B-B-BUT HOWW??!!?!!!! HOW EGGMAN GET OUT?????

>> No.13322146

>>13321629
>Scots aren't Brits
Silly anon.

>> No.13322204

>>13320111
looks like dog turds

>> No.13322227

>>13319392
How does he get in?

>> No.13322247

>>13318201
I don't see how there's any problem with this. Many people take a swig of their drink after a bite. It all mixes up either in your mouth or your stomach. Having a coke add some cold wet sweetness to the tender's warm dry saltiness seems like a good combination.

>> No.13322340

>>13320883
> Assumes this is American when this is popular in both the US and the UK, and sources point the origin of lobster mac and cheese back to France.

Good fucking job showing how ignorant you are in more than one way with one post.

>> No.13322343

>>13321629
>Scots aren't Brits
Good God I hope you're not from the Britain

>> No.13322459

>>13322247
People who sip drinks while food is in their mouth need to stay away from other people while eating. That is disgusting.

>> No.13322460

>>13320962
It's just blond roux. Anytime I do gumbo and what not I make a massive batch of chocolate roux so I can use it for gumbo, dirty rice and what night without cooking each time.

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>>13321629
>Scots aren't Brits.

>> No.13322501

>>13318930
Didn't this dude get super butthurt because some other people were doing the same shtick?

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>>13320056

>> No.13322568

>>13320138
Many such cases.

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>>13321269

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>>13321333
Yeah, boiling water. Dumb ass.

>> No.13323670

>>13322247
>took this long to find the only sane response

>> No.13323786

>>13321008
This is fucking fantastic and you're all soft cunts.

>> No.13323823

>>13318732
do americans really?

>> No.13323934

>>13322481
brits aren't the true owners of the region. they're invaders. fomorians.

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>> No.13323949

>>13319879
Looks like Velveeta or something

>> No.13324009

>>13323647
>the cakes are shaped to resemble a flaccid penis
that is CLEARLY ERECT.

>> No.13324019

>>13324009
Lmao dicklet.

>> No.13324039

>>13321008
Cold unmelted cheese, chunks of meat that are five times bigger than a single fry, what a textural nightmare.

>> No.13324052

>>13324039
honestly i thought it was passable until he put that yellow dookie on it.

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>>13323934
this whiny type of shit is pathetic

>> No.13324166

>>13324160
ok pussyboi

>> No.13324195

>>13318674
Why the fuck would you do this

>> No.13324199

>>13324166
>want to know how I got this celtic cross tattoo....? well my great great grandfather on my mother's mother's side once...

>> No.13324233

>>13321008
How the fuck can Eurofags call Americans fat when they eat shit like this.

>> No.13324282

>>13318201
Used to do this as a kid. I also used to make a hole in a chip with a straw and then drink the coke through the chip.

>> No.13324312

>>13321609
A gypsie maybe? Or a gyspie-chav hybrid?

>> No.13324318

>>13324199
I didn't ask, faggot.

>> No.13324320

>>13321629
Like how blacks aren't really Americans?

>> No.13324338

>>13322247
Seems a little weird to drink while the food is still in your mouth, but I still don't see the problem with this especially if the tenders are on the dry side. People dip their chicken in all kinds of sweet stuff, they're just usually more goopy. A coca cola dipping sauce actually sounds quite good.

>> No.13324353

>>13324318
the implication was that you are a cringy irish heritage cuck, cuck

>> No.13324448

>>13323641
For some reason these mini cooking videos give me anxiety.

>> No.13324536

>>13321365
was this after his stroke?

>> No.13324577

>>13323948
Why go through the trouble of homemade cupcakes but use store bought frosting?

>> No.13324604

>>13318732
Chav women are a very distinctive type of hideous.

>> No.13324614

>>13321008
You can almost hear the hogs squealing and oinking.

>> No.13324673

>>13318674
american faggots go eat more cheesy garbage

>> No.13324963

>>13322460
>>13320962
It's a probably a premade, reduced bechamel. restaurant kitchens prepare different pieces of a dish in advance and reassemble them to order. it's going to look different than a home cook would do it.

>> No.13324995

>>13323823
no god fuck no

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>>13323647
>literal cock waffles

>> No.13325011

>>13320996
it's 100% a bechamel

>> No.13325129

>>13322501
I'd feel remotely sad for him if he was remotely close to being the first one to do this.

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>>13324282
i dont know how you do that with a regular potato chip, but impressive. Personally i just use these.

>> No.13325196

>>13325144
i think he's a brit, anon. fries are called chips over there :)

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>> No.13325230

>>13325218

>> No.13325378

>>13319011
>That guy biting the doorknob
Every time.

>> No.13325483

>>13322459
So you've never had a peanut butter sandwich while sipping milk? A french dip? Grilled cheese with tomato soup? Cheese, crackers, deli meats and some wine? The dry bowl of viet noodles with broth on the side?
inb4 those aren't drinks, they're liquids and you can put them in a cup or mug if you want.

How about something more simple and sweet then, coffee/mocha/latte with a scone? Pastries and tea? Dim sum and tea? An Oreo with milk!?

>> No.13325493

>>13321008
Do I get a cup of the curry on the side with it too? Also, how much does this cost? It's like $13 at Smoke's for an extra large poutine that's like 1/4 the size of that order.

>> No.13325657

>>13320788
baste

>> No.13325669

>>13325230

>> No.13325709

>>13324577
Because it's a My Little Pony recipe you're doing for children and they're impatient little shits.

>> No.13325718

>>13325218
almost certainly falafel, not meatballs

>> No.13325798

>>13318124
So much processing for Mac and cheese. This is bad food.

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>>13318674
>>13318201
>>13318732
>>13320111
>>13321008

>> No.13325876

>>13319011
So this is where that doorknob gif is from

>> No.13326050

>>13318732
>steak americano

NO

YOU CAN NOT ASSOCIATE US WITH THIS

NO

>> No.13326059

>>13318201
shes just a competitive eater shes lubing up the chicken with liquid

>> No.13326144

>>13322340
>mac and cheese
>popular in Britain
Fuck off yank scum

>> No.13326155

>>13325483
Most people don't take a bite of food, then sip a drink, then chew it all up together.

>> No.13326195

>>13323647
Imagine raising a daughter only for her to make penis-shaped garbage for degenerates to eat?

>> No.13326277

>>13323647
>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
Does cum resemble sauce or does sauce represent cum? We will never know

>> No.13326352

>>13326050
This is what Americans want.

>> No.13326367

>>13326352
That and a block of cheese

>> No.13326370
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>>13321008
absolutely fooken lush

>> No.13326386

>>13321008
I wish. I haven't seen a single place that offered this sort of thing.

>> No.13326414
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13326414

>>13318124
Yum

>> No.13326484
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>>13326352
Are these the "Americans" you are referring to?

>> No.13326498

>>13318930
first of all where do you get an egg that small. second of all i'd be a lot more impressed if he used small sticks or even match sticks or tooth picks in the oven

>> No.13326509

>>13319143
my cat does the same damn thing and is also orange

>> No.13326512

>>13318674
Is this supposed to look delicious? What the fuck? How can you unironically make a vid like this?

>> No.13326575

>>13321521
kek

>> No.13326581

>>13318777
>when handling prepared food you're required to wear gloves (in the US)
This is false; it depends on state and county laws.

>> No.13326585

>>13324195
>t. r*ddit

>> No.13326630
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, world's worst pizza eater.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13326660

>>13318124
Fucking disgusting

>> No.13326666

>>13321057
That happens only in the US

>> No.13326706

>>13321008
Anglo food is truly subhuman

>> No.13326725

>>13326277
If the former, I hope the provider eats pineapples daily.

>> No.13326745

>>13326484
Yeah, the remaining variety prefers KFC or deep fried assault rifles.

>> No.13326768

>>13325378
>Every time.
Every
Fucking
time.

>> No.13326778
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>> No.13326822

>>13321358
I thought it was ice cream

>> No.13326831

>>13320111
Kinda looks like plantains?

>> No.13326843
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>>13321008
oi alroit lad ill take me a right big ol plate o' chips, a cheeky pound of shredded mozz, roight? An' jus gob on all the bloody leftover kebab meat u got. oh and don't forget about me curry sauce, u paki bastard.

>> No.13327386

>>13326778
>cajun roux
>cooking oil

>> No.13327643
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>> No.13327652
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>> No.13327660
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>> No.13327664

>>13327652
Potatoes are god's gift to mankind. Absolute proof of divine creation. There are very few things in this world better than biting into a crisp, fluffy roasted chunk of potato.

>> No.13327704

>>13319224
cause hes a RUGGED COUNTRY BBQ MAN

>> No.13327707

>>13327643
>egg doesn't stick if you cook it into a solid rubbery mass and cover it in oil
Wow, thanks Japan!

>> No.13327744

>>13326630
fags guid to eating pizza

>> No.13327747

>>13319132
what recipe calls for that much garlic :|

>> No.13327760
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>> No.13327767

>>13321277
I feel like i could eat 6 of those and I've never even tried them before.

>> No.13327768

>>13327660
There ought to be better ways to press out oil even without any power.

>> No.13327816

>>13325218
I hate going to places like this. Just give me my fucking food. I've been at work for 12 hours and I'm hungry.

>> No.13327837

>>13318124
holy fuck, how much butter and cream is in this? I can fell the acid reflux from just watching this. What kind of subhuman being would be able to actually eat that whole plate in one sitting?

>> No.13327841

>>13326484
I'll never understand why there are parents who allow their children to watch television or play video games.

>> No.13327850

>>13327652
There's a place a block away from where I work that fries their french fries and tots in duck fat. They're delicious but every time I eat them I want to take a nap afterwards.

>> No.13327862
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>>13321008
>curry sauce on doner meat
I don't know about this one lads

>> No.13327870
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>>13327768
It seems like a pretty reliable way to make a press.

>> No.13327889

>>13327870
God what a depressing existence. Is this really cheaper than building a machine to do it?

>> No.13327893

>>13321365
seeing that ring always makes me chuckle before the action even starts.

>tfw no more Two Hand Jack

>> No.13327925

Can someone please make this comfy kimchi into a webm?
https://youtu.be/W4hvneKcPZI

>> No.13327936

>>13327862
it's actually pretty good

>> No.13327966

>>13327870
Is this sped up or are workers bees really that fast?

>> No.13327972
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>>13327966
I didn't speed it up and I'm pretty sure the original wasn't either.

>> No.13327976

>>13327972
This looks like when you were a kid and your friends would throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and dare you to eat it.

>> No.13327987

>>13318732
The sauce drizzle got me
>Et Voila

>> No.13328009

https://youtu.be/FWMIPukvdsQ
>ywn live in harmony with your qt trad chinese wife
>ywn help her forage for fruit and nuts in the forest
>ywn catch her snacking on the food she's preparing
>ywn celebrate Spring Festival with her, her grandma and your puppers
:(

>> No.13328071

>>13326630
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, this faggit pulls out a fucking glove from his pocket lmao

>> No.13328079

>>13327976
welcome to se asia

>> No.13328090

>>13319011
japan wins at television

>> No.13328093

>>13319263
>>13321089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9z5yeaptEg

>> No.13328099
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>> No.13328117

>>13321300
what's the point of this?

>> No.13328122

>>13327816
>I hate going to places like this. Just give me my fucking food. I've been at work for 12 hours and I'm hungry.

Only an american would say something like this.

>> No.13328127

>>13326277
lmao
i was wondering this too

>> No.13328138
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>> No.13328151

>>13328122
Do you not work or get tired in your country?

>> No.13328166

>>13328138
these are beautiful

>> No.13328176

>>13318320
haha

>> No.13328183
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>>13328009
I am internally screaming, I am externally screaming, I am eternally screaming.

>> No.13328245

>>13328151
That's not the point.

work culture in the 'west' has created a vapid mentality that everything is about just getting shit done fast and without making YOU feel more stress.

If you've ever been to a place like that you'd know why perhaps just a little bit extra time waiting for your falafel sandwich and conversing a little can take off some of the stress from the day, it's a European type thing.

Most other places around the world value break time and not just working your ass off for long hours of the day and droning back to your dwelling.

>> No.13328283

>>13328245
Explain how that faggot spending an extra couple minutes throwing balls when I'm hungry is going to reduce my stress.

>> No.13328298

>>13319392
Obviously no one watches the stupid Eggman webms anymore. I wonder what else I can hide in them?

>> No.13328307

>>13321300
are those japanese people making display food, or chinese people trying to trick people into eating plastic food?

>> No.13328311

>>13327747
Chicken with 40 cloves of garlic for one

>> No.13328325

>>13320388
He had a trial for a club that went bust in 2012.

>> No.13328350

>>13328283
By talking to him and building a relationship between owner and customer?

Life shouldn't be a fucking rat race all the time.

>> No.13328351

>>13328138
I've never had one of these cakes that actually tasted good.

>> No.13328361
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>>13328350
There's a reason our country is the only one that accomplishes shit.

>> No.13328367
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>>13322146
>>13322343
>>13322481
I Wouldn't worry too much about it, it's just a salty sassenach.

>> No.13328389

>>13328298
What a surprise, eggfort hater is a tourist brainlet.

>> No.13328412

>>13328361
>There's a reason our country is the latest one that accomplishes shit.

ftfy.

How's that industrial sector going?

>> No.13328425
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>>13328389
How does he get out? Durr.

Egg faggot is the worst webm on here getting posted 100 times a week. You egg man loving faggots should eat a bullet and make the world a better place.

>> No.13328528

>>13328389
I’m going to keep ruining the eggfaggot videos just to piss you off

>> No.13328584

>>13327816
boo hoo go to mcdonalds you loser

>> No.13328587

>>13321365
>never seen this webm/vid before
>guy struggling to open the carton
>see the ring about 10 seconds in
>immediately realize who it is
damn this place

>> No.13328599

>>13321008
How much does something like this cost? Here in the states it runs me around $18 bucks for a pound of gyro meat, some sauces and onion.

>> No.13328615

>>13327652
Wait did she just fry them in the roast pan? Why couldn't she just do it on the stove? I don't think I saw a broiler on.

>> No.13328619
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>> No.13328665

>>13328619
the engineering of those fucking bottles is crazy

>> No.13328673

>>13328412
We almsot made it to the Moon you faget, tha Moon.

>> No.13328675

>>13328245
Most other places around the world are poor and shitty. Maybe there is a correlation.

>> No.13328676

>>13328619
>>13328665
>that plastic
No wonder manu's only use virgin plastic and the ocean is filled with wasted because of that lmao

>> No.13328681

>>13328676
43% of the plastic in the ocean is from discarded fishing nets.

>> No.13328696

>>13328681
>less than half of x...
yikes if I can be so new.
ps I hope GCC kills literally everyone *(especially myself)

>> No.13328697

>>13318201
This one always pisses me off, and I'm even in Burgerland.

>> No.13328703

>>13319392
VERY based

>> No.13328731

>>13321008
I'd definitely eat this with a friend if you didn't include all the shit after the cheese.

>> No.13328820

>>13328676
I mean i don't even drink soda was just commenting on the engineering. I don't even have plastic containers in my house

>> No.13328855

>>13327760
Jesus Christ those knife skills.

>> No.13328856

>>13320988
I have one I only use it for making coffee in my french press

>> No.13328875

>>13322481
Saving this image

>> No.13328897

>>13328528
I know you are, I think you should. Every moment you spend shitposting is one more brief respite from you for the rest of the world.

>> No.13328909

>>13327660
>>13328099
Bite of China is pure food kino

>> No.13328911

>>13328009
Puppers are the dinner

>> No.13328913

>>13327889
Its cheaper than building/buying and maintaining a bunch of expensive machines and gives more jobs. The only downside is output.

>> No.13328919

>>13328855
I cut that webm in terrible places and never bothered to fix it because I hoped no one would pay enough attention. It's taken 1333 days for someone to notice, congratulations anon.

>> No.13328932
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>>13327816
>>13328283
Are you sure you're not just mad that a guy who makes meatballs for a living is enjoying himself more than you are?
Maybe you just need to get a different job, man.

>> No.13328964
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>>13328932
What gave you the impression I don't enjoy my job? Sounds like you're projecting there a bit.

>> No.13328974
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>>13328681
Fun fact whenever somebody claims that Americans use 500 million straws every day, that number came from a 9-year-old just guessing. I haven’t used a straw in 8 months maybe.

>> No.13329030

>>13327841
Most varieties of human don't nurture their young much. They just fatten them up and hope to send them somewhere else as quickly as possible.

>> No.13329107

>>13327747
garlic al ajo

>> No.13329126

>>13321008
honestly id go for it

>> No.13329148

>>13328307
The former. I've seen the full documentary but I'll have to find it.

Here's another example of it currently at least:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPQrNkOgttQ

>> No.13329163 [DELETED] 
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>>13328897

>> No.13329165

>>13326277
well, people learned to fuck before they learned to cook so you tell me

>> No.13329175

>>13325218
i cant wait for the next evolution of the "show" fast food places where they just have a shooting range to launch the food into targets made out of sauce then you have to go and scavenge the meatballs from the ranch corpse to get your meal

>> No.13329178

>>13328675
That humans don't need run away capitalism to thrive?

>> No.13329183

>>13326155
well yeah, i take a bite, chew a bit, then take a sip, then finish chewing

>> No.13329207

>>13318124

when The Gimp makes your lunch.

>> No.13329224

>>13327841
>parents who allow their children to watch television or play video games.
its not an item from an rpg, recreational activities are fine here and there, if you force them to avoid what every other normal kid does they will just become resentful towards you, instead, teach them good values and give them the freedom to make a choice, if they are treated nicely they will actually listen to you

>> No.13329234

>>13321278

Clearly the work of an enemy Stand!

>> No.13329240

>>13328009
>trad wife
>still has a face full of makeup
the whole thing is just for show on yt breh

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>> No.13329336

>>13326630
more like FAGAT

>> No.13329340

>>13318124
This is the best mac for homemade mac and cheze

>> No.13329387

>>13319143
>cats in bag
>bags in river

>> No.13329407

>>13326630
there's not a building tall enough to throw this guy off of

>> No.13329434

>>13327643
looks like a ballsack going apeshit

>> No.13329470
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>>13326630

>> No.13329472
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>>13328964
why is this webm so frustrating?

>> No.13329519

>>13328964
Because you leave feeling like shit and not wanting to talk to anyone and want instant falafel sandwiches like big macs?

>> No.13329527

>>13329472
I think it might be to prove that if a person would fall in it might not grind them up? Doesn't take into account for bones tho ...

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>>13329519
Again, why are you projecting things? All I said is I don't want someone wasting my time. Do you have some things you want to talk about?

>> No.13329550

>>13329533
>I don't want someone wasting my time


Then don't go asking other people to make you food. Capitalist pig.

Just because you throw money at someone doesn't mean they are your slave.

>> No.13329555
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>>13329550
Whatever you say, comrade.

>> No.13329562

>>13328615
google confit

>> No.13329821

>>13318930
This gives me such a warm feeling inside, like when I was living with my grandparents and they'd make me breakfast everyday before school
They were the only ones that weren't embarrassed to say how much they loved me
I miss them so much

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>>13329821
I love you anon and so does adolf

>> No.13330563

>>13321008
>wet ingredients in cardboard box
>box has holes larger than the fries, cheese and some of the meat
This shit is going to make a mess, whether it leaks out or completely break through the bottom of the box.

>> No.13330603

>>13325218
>>13325718
>>13327816
>>13328932
Definitely falafel. I looked him up. He's an Israeli dude with a kosher falafel restaurant. Reviews seem pretty happy with him because he's always nice and fun, and the food is well distributed inside the pita.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iCcaL1uzuQ

>> No.13330617

>>13327768
They could use pulleys or gears, but I suppose this is one of those cases where people say "That's how my ancestors did it, so I'll continue doing it because tradition is best"

>> No.13330633

>>13329470
i want to eat in public just like that dude

>> No.13330708
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>> No.13330806

>>13327816
And he's been cooking for fat fucking slobs like you for years, it's either he has fun with his job or he puts bleach in your food.

>> No.13330812

>>13328673
IMAGINE IT RAJESH, AN ENTIRE HEAVENLY BODY RIPE FOR POOPOO

DESIGNATED SHITTING CRATERS, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

*headbobbling intensifies*

>> No.13330920

>>13328673
Too bad you fart rocket crapped out, shouldve used more street poop raj.

>> No.13331152

>>13330603
>(((He))) is well reviewed because he's nice and fun
Business owners are bourgeois, no wonder he's so happy