/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Go fuck yourself, faggot, there's literally 3 of these already in the catalog.

>>13323210
That's very rude!

Mix your tuna (chopped up to desired chunkiness/smoothness) with mayo. Add some Seasoned Salt (Lawry's), pepper, and whatever else if you feel like you're missing something, then cook on your preferred slice of bread. I admittedly haven't experimented with it much though, hoping to be able to more once I move out. Different kinds of bread, onions, maybe slices of cheese, shredded lettuce, etc. I once had shredded lettuce and the aforementioned tuna mix in some pita bread and it was great.

>>13323216
you cant make tuna melts because you live with your parents?...

>>13323207
Open faced toasted bagels.

Basically just tuna salad, spread on the bagel, add some black olives, thin red pepper slices, shredded cheddar, topped with thin slices of red onion.

Bake in 400 degree oven, until cheese is melted and onions are cooked. Serve with a soup, or salad.

>>13323219
Well, no, it's just that I don't really get to experiment much. Parents pick out groceries and pay for them, and typically get pissed if I offer any suggestions on adding/changing the list even if I'm paying for the extra stuff. I'm going to be finishing up my Associates next semester and am still saving up until I move out, which won't be for a while. Partly because of school, sure, but also because I want to be fully autonomous and able to freely make those sorts of decisions without being constrained to a super tight budget or living solely paycheck to paycheck. I tried it for a little bit, but it wasn't really working out for me.

>>13323233
>serve with a soup or salad
What the fucking sandwhich is not enough for you? You fat fucking American mutt.

>>13323240
didn't ask for your life story

>>13323240
Based
>>13323244
Cringe

>>13323216
THANKS

>>13323244
Very rude!

>>13323240
Surely your parents will have canned tuna, onions, mayonaisse, mustard of some kind, a cheese style product that now melts and some sort of bread, right? So mix the first 4 ingredients, spread on slice of bread, add the cheese, butter the outside of the bread and cook on medium low until bread browned (@ 6 minutes) flip and cook 4 minutes more.

Your parents sound like boomer fags tbqh. Get out from their web as soon as you can. That dependency situation is cancer for your mind and ultimately body.

>>13323242
Obsessed

>>13323384
>Fat

>>13323207
what is this succubus?

>>13323313
how in the fuck do you cook bread on medium or even low for 6 minutes without it burning you motherfucking bitchidiot

>>13323240
You sound like a pain in the ass to live with based on personality alone.

>>13323524
It's a tuna melt. Perfected.

>>13323538
You sound autistic.

>>13323592
explain

>>13323616
All the ingredients mix very well.

The bread is perfectly toasted.

The tuna is fresh and very nice.

The cheese is melted just right.

I fucked your mom last night.

>>13323216
I cracked a can of tuna last night and my cat sprinted to me and just kept rubbing against my stupid leg. Hes a cutie

>>13323697
did you fuck it

>>13323697
or have you ever thought about fucking a cat

>>13323240
Are you able to buy said ingredients on your own?

>>13323207
Heat tuna until it melts. Wa la.

>>13323805
>Wa. La.
Fucking MUTTS raping culture

>>13323728
No
>>13323732
I've thought about bobby lee fucking a cat

>>13323207
open faced on some texas toast

>>13323901
oh, hello newfriend. welcome to /ck/. might I offer a complimentary Lurk Moar as part of your welcome package?

>>13323901
how about i come rape you. where do you live? faggot bitch. you'd never fight a real american. faggot

>>13323901
Go back

>>13324015
Based mutt can't comprehend more than 1 language. Its not your fault. Your parents are probably lowly educated boomers who make like 5 bucks a day while working 9 hours at walmart

>>13324030
No u?

>>13324047
>being this new
alternatively
>being this obsessed

>>13324059
>He doesnt respond to my shitty 1 out of 3 /ck/ memes
>He most be new
No nigger. These "memes" are not "memes". It's just a bunch of autistic ESL niggers blogposting the same shit over and over and your sheep brain just copies it. Fuck you basic bitch.