/ck/ - Food & Cooking

make a banquet for the stray dogs of the air

rice and beans
also stop larping you’re not and never will be le majestic greek painting man

>>13321922
Drink water. It's only a week, why do you need to eat?

3 McDonald's cheeseburgers a day

>>13321931
I've fasted 8 days before. I was pretty lean when I started as well. Honestly I felt so good. You don't need to eat this week unless you're already like 6% body fat. Maybe some electrolytes if you're scared

>>13321958
I'm already a scrawny fuck 1 week without food would probably make me collapse.

I often see fairly good condition animals lying on the side of the road, foxes, possums, coons. If cooked these to the proper temperature would I have to worry about any health issues? I'm thinking I could augment some lentils with this wild game that would otherwise be put to waste.

>>13321958
Shut the fuck up retard

>>13321931
>Diogenes
>majestic

>>13321998
I hit a deer last year, the sheriffs deputy came and shot it in the head and i got to take it home after field dressing it on the side of the road with traffic stopped, it was pretty nice for a free meal and no real damage to my truck

>>13321998
>roadkill
>wild game
Hm

>>13321958
don’t know why you replied to me with this

>>13321958
Unintentional quote, just meant to reply to op

>>13322002
Are you okay?

>>13321922
Rice and Fried Plantains

>>13321942
this advice is actually realistic

>>13321922
You can't. $20 isn't enough to buy protein for a whole week. You can poison yourself with cheap rice and grains, but no quality calories.

>>13321922
Oh right, we haven't had this thread yet today

Flour.
Don't bake it or anything, just eat flour

>>13321922
Rice and a little bit of chicken. Drink plenty of water bro.

>>13321922
>unironic Diogenes posting
when will this /lit/ meme die?

>>13321998
in college some untouchable cretin that I was talking to said he would go out and hunt roadkill (he couldn't do actual hunting) and boasted about how prepared he would be compared to normies for society's collapse since he already knew how to acquire food. didn't seem to acknowledge there wouldn't be roadkill if society collapsed...
regardless, there are rednecks who will eat it but one should be reasonably sure that it is fresh. either way, it's not going to be 'wasted' just because a human doesn't consume it.

>>13321958
This is on the money. Eat bits of rice if you want but you'll be fine.

Rice, potatoes, and pasta

>>13321922
cum
sometimes they even pay you to do it

When I didnt have any money I went a month on 40 bucks. I alternated between three different meals.
>rice with fried vegetables and sambal oelek
>pasta with fried vegetables and olive oil
>blood pudding with potatoes and lingonberry

>>13321922
Just go to a food bank.

>>13322824
Cummed here to post this.

>>13321931
>le majestic greek painting man
Imagine being this uncultured. He doesn't even recognize the greatest mind in all of the Hellenistic world and thinks that he's some random "majestic painting man".

Potatoes. Eggs. Rice. Beans. Pasta. Eat a vegetable like spinach or carrots and shit that's cheap so that you get something healthy in your system too.