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>>13306647
Fries

>>13306647
Tater tots

so this lc pizza is best because it has extra pepperoni.
pepperoni is like bacon; a little is nice, but too much is disgusting

>>13306665
you are just wrong as fuck faggot

"chicken burger"
its chicken sandwich, you disgusting cretins. If you make a patty out of ground chicken and cook that with some buns, THAT would be a chicken burger

>>13306665
It also has almost twice as much cheese.

>>13306647
I always feel bad for fast food employees when they have to say dumb shit like this, but then I remember they're fast food employees so they're hardly even people lol

>>13306647
Pretty much all the names vegans give their faux processed food creations.

In Fairbanks Alaska there is a local restaurant that had a chicken tendies meal called "The wham bam chicken tender grand slam". Hands down the most retarded item I've ever seen. It had a picture of their little mascot character playing baseball next to it.

Moons Over My Hammy. Fuck Denny's bro. And what do they wash the tables with, syrup?

>>13306665
>Baby wabey wyk peppy wonnie pizzie wizzie!

>>13306647
Calling tomato soup in a bread bowl, "deep dish pizza"

>>13307232
>getting triggered by vegans
Why are anti-vegans more fragile than the whiny vegans themselves?

>>13306647
Wendy's "S'Awesome" sauce
KFC's "Finger Lickin' Good" sauce

>>13308460
This. Pepperoni pizza is baby food catered towards tastelet manchildren who lack mature palates.

>>13308485
Because, deep down, they know they're in the wrong.

>>13308497
Liking anchovies on pizza doesn't make you a man, Walter

>>13308500
Both vegans and anti-vegans have many good points and many awful points. Both have thousands of whiny vocal morons who make their entire side look retarded. Vegans used to dominate this, but since the whole "based magapede" insurgence and reddit-tier pseudo-political flooding, the anti-vegans have become the more obnoxious and childlike of the lot.

>>13308505
No, but it's a great topping and not baby food like pepperoni.

>>13308497

caring about 'palates' automatically means you're a immature and brainless, or rather, a frivolous and trivial person. things like 'a persons ""palate""' are a million miles away from anything that matters. it doesn't even remotely matter. it's not important. 'tastelet'. you're posting on 4chan to judge people because of what food they like. grow up.

>>13308534
>defending children's food this hard
Know how I know you're too young to post on this website?

>>13307363
Based. Came here to say this. Fuck Denny's. Fucking hick boomer central.

>>13308497
I never really understood why you always bash pepperoni
it's literally just the 'safe choice' pizza because literally no one dislikes it enough to not eat it

We had this wafle with black choc we called negro kisses. Suddenly they changed to "kisses" 10 years ago. Fucking gay name. I at least wanna feel groped by a filthy animal in mind when eating junk.

*sip*

>>13306647

it's not retarded and it reminds me of a girl I went to grad school with and made these cookies and had the cutest butt you have ever seen

I would have snickered her doodle in a minute (if she gave me permission) in a New Amsterdam second

>>13308485
t. veggiesoycuckfaggotard

>>13308534
Yeah man fuck anyone who doesn't like dino nuggets with chocolate milk either!

>!2Code3TV3M

>>13308603
>it's literally just the 'safe choice' pizza because literally no one dislikes it enough to not eat it
Every office pizza party I've been in has the extra-cheese, pepperoni, and meat lovers jumped on instantly. Meanwhile the deluxe, hawaiian, and mushroom garbage stay 5 or 6 slices at a time uneaten because the pleb patrol who say they like it ate from the pepperoni instead. Waste of fucking money EVERY TIME.

>>13308497
What if i like green pepper, onion, sausage, pizza, AND pepperoni pizza?

>>13307336
They came up with that specifically for you. To make you realize that ordering chicken tenders is for children. You are a child and they are mocking you.

>>13308497
If you're trying to shit on pepperoni pizza, then why did you post such an appetizing image of it?

>>13308886
It wasn't on their kids menu.

>>13308505
>Liking anchovies on pizza doesn't make you a man
But only men like Anchovies on pizza

>>13308894
If it’s chicken tenders, it’s the kid’s section of the menu
If it has a cartoon mascot next to it, it’s in the kid’s menu

>>13306647
Always found
>oyako-don
and
>niku jagaa
to be weird names for Japanese food.
Parent-child and fucking 1 syllable away from Mick Jagger?

>>13306939
a burger is a thick slab of grilled meat between 2 buns, usually with cheese and lettuce and some kind of sauce.
a sandwich is normal buttered bread with any filling between (but not a thick slab of meat like a meat pattie)

>>13308497
Pîzza is children's food no matter what toppings do you put on it.

>>13308935
Adults are allowed to eat chicken tenders.
Looks like a giant menu so you know it's all shit.

https://www.doordash.com/store/food-factory-fairbanks-548249/824418/

>>13308500
Not even close buddy. We're not the ones suffering from heart attacks on the daily. Or cancer. Or diabetes. Or anything that America has become really. Keep on coping.

>>13308681
Cope. Btw, drinking cow's titty milk is not manly.

>>13308809
>Meanwhile the deluxe, hawaiian, and mushroom garbage stay 5 or 6 slices at a time uneaten because the pleb patrol who say they like it ate from the pepperoni instead. Waste of fucking money EVERY TIME.
What the fuck are you complaining about? It means more deluxe and mushroom pizza for you, dumbass. Fuck hawaiian pizza though, they're right about that.

>>13309185
That sounds kinda stupid, as pizza is an extremely well-renowed food, not exclusively catered to kids.

>>13308930
>>13308521
how the fuck do you tolerate the sheer saltiness of those little bastards?

>>13306647
The name is for teenage girls, because shockingly they’re picky and only like junk food and they are easily manipulable with cutesie names and gimmicky bullshit

>chicken nuggets
I am confident anyone who’s touched a girl knows why I’m butthurt about chicken nuggets

>>13309447
For one, the slice shouldn’t be covered in anchovies. There should only be 1-2 per slice (assuming normal sizes).
Secondly, you just don’t be a little bitch. Ever eat vegemite? Ever drink a beer?

>>13309462
even if you evenly consumed a single anchovy per slice of pizza, it would still be oversalted to the point it isnt enjoyable, since thats all its adding at that point. you know children's palates seek out saltier foods?

>vegemite
i also fail to see what vegemite is good for. just toast and vegemite? absolute shit-tier nutrition

and what fucking beer do you drink that is salty you fucking coon?

>>13308505
Autism

>>13309476
>i also fail to see what vegemite is good for.
best source of Vitamin B.
can use it as a stock and a spoonful is good in stews.
can mix it as a hot drink as well when you're not feeling well.
i use it as a stock when i make my own sauces. it goes good on a grilled cheese as well.

>>13308809
>extra cheese
no-one orders this. shit's for children and pedos
>pepperoni
this is a yank thing. outside of the states pepperoni pizzas are seen as a waste because there's no fucking toppings on it.
meatlovers, supreme and ham & pineapple are the basic ones.
it's always the vegetarian pizza and bbq chicken that's leftover.

>>13309675
>outside of the states
Unless you’re talking about Italy outside of the states doesn’t fucking matter. They don’t have any say in anything pizza.

>>13309152
>deepp anal bum party

holy smokes

"Mayo"

A stupid name for a bottom-tier gloppy hideous condiment.

"Grilled" cheese sandwich.

Pic related.

>>13309155
I think anon is saying a burger requires ground meat.
Nobody would agree with you that a sandwich is only normal buttered bread, sandwiches are on all kinds of rolls or other breads.

>"yes, I'd like the extra pizza."
>excuse me sorry I don't understand you
>"the extra one"
>what? you didn't order a first pizza, so why would you get an extra? OH, you mean the EXTRAMOSTBESTEST®
>"yeah, on second thought, i'll just take a dildo up my ass instead while my old high school crush ridicules my penis size while my entire family, including nana, watches. it's less embarrassing"

>>13310425
>british humor

>>13306647
Gabagool

>>13310584
kek

>>13309476
Both anchovies and vegemite are good sources of vitamin B.

Also, if you have enough toppings on your pizza (instead of just mozzarella and pepperoni), the saltiness mixes well.

>>13310584
Hot fantasy desu

>>13308534
he really struck a nerve with you didn't he? why is having your food preferences validated on fucking 4chan so important to you? maybe you should just stick to plebbit, i think it's a better fit for you.

>>13310584
s-s-same

>>13310035

yUmBo YET

>>13308485
>bother people
>why are people mad at me

>>13308534
Depends what you mean. I don’t judge a person’s eating habits, unless it’s disgusting, but I will judge the fuck out of your choices of media and opinions on them.

>>13308485
>getting triggered by someone stating an opinion and then calling them fragile
Ya, you're pretty fucking retarded.

>>13306647
>chicken riggies
>impossible whopper
>bevvy
>any recipe that ends in "surprise"

>>13306647
Grand Slam Slugger

The Satisfries failed because of the dumb ass name. No one felt comfortable asking for them.

>>13313585
Couldn't you just ask for the crinkle cut fries instead of Satisfries? It's not like they won't know what you're talking about.

>>13314433
Fast food workers are too dumb for that, anon.

>>13306939
My thoughts exactly.

>>13308497
this board is weird. i come here sometimes because i like to cook and find some of the content here genuinely interesting, but do you guys really feel superior because you like different pizza toppings? does having "superior taste" make you feel like a better person than someone else? reminds me of the "dc vs marvel" guys on /tv/. very strange.

>>13316439
It's all just memes. Anyone who actually is getting mad irl about this is an autist.

>>13308505
I think this is true but I also think this is>>13308930
I love anchovies on pizza.

>>13308514
Ffs it's anyone that thinks their dietary choice is a statement that sucks. Every one of them. It's why the chili beans meme started but now you can't criticize someones chili without them autisticaly screeching under the assumption that you're the autist.

>>13308534
It may be a topic that does not matter. But if someone takes this topic and puts it up for public discourse, someone else can feel free to take him up on it.

>>13308930

you Sir, are a true gentleman

>>13312942
>getting triggered by someone getting triggered by someone stating an opinion and then calling them fragile
Ya, you're pretty fucking retarded.

>>13310425

>got England to visit distant cousin
>go to "pub" for lunch
>order biscuits and gravy
>get this
>wtf

>>13316843
have sex

>>13313585
every fast food restaurant needs to wake the fuck up and serve seasoned curly fries or at the very least, seasoned waffle fries. regular fries fucking suck most of the time. you don't even have to salt seasoned fries they are just good the way they are. nice and crispy too even when they aren't fresh

>>13316890
>regular fries fucking suck most of the time

I'm sorry to hear that you're surrounded by restaurants that are too incompetent to produce a proper fry. I shudder to think what else they are fucking up.

>>13306647
My retarded alcoholic father loves these pizzas and he says the name out loud all the time.
>wakes up at 3pm
>OH man I NEED one of those extramostbestest pizzas!
>Hello? Yea, I'd like to order an extra mostbestest pizza!
>Want some of my extramostbestest pizza?
>eat 7/8 slices and falls asleep until he works at 5pm.

So TLDR yes thats the worst name for a food.

>>13309155
Fucking retard wasting dubs

>>13316934
Sounds like you need to move out in stead of judging him. That retarded alcoholic is supporting you right now. How does it feel to be so pathetic that you need to depend on a retarded alcoholic?

>>13306647
Wendy's "S'awesome sauce" was pretty bad, but still not as bad as this

>>13308464
>Kratchup

>>13310109
Maximum kek

>>13317411
no-one cares about dubs outside of /b/ and /s4s/ newfag, shit's disabled on most boards.
other boards like here only start caring from quints onwards.

>>13317483
>most boards

Pretty sure it's just /v/ to curb some of the literal /b/ posting that plagues that shithole