/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13308878
Just bought my regular dollar menu purchase.
>fritos burrito grilled w/ onions and red sauce
>dollar nachos w/ onions
>spicy tostada w/ onions
>potato taco w/ onions
No real deal, but a steal at $4+tax.

>>13308878
How much do you weigh tacobellanon?

>>13308878
>Did you pick up anything good food and cooking related on this cyber Monday?
I finally tried the Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich. It was good.
Since I was already at the mall I also got some $5 mall court chinese food which is honestly pretty gross. Wasn't worth the 5 bucks.
While the sandwich was worth it, overall I should've just gone to Teebz.

>>13308940
I don't usually buy two handles at the same location in one visit, but my drug store occasionally has these coupons they put on a bottle and kind of try to hide, but I always look for them and always use when I find, because $5 off a $13 handle is a good deal.
>>13308968
>popeyes spicy chicken sandwich
I don't eat at Popeye's and don't understand the hype, but that looks pretty good. I'm assuming it's less than $2?

is your taco bell a KFC combo building?
i always get the large potato wedge from kfc as my taco bell side

>>13309047
I bought my Switch on Cyber Monday a year ago after not winning that fancy Xbox last season, so after not seeing any good deals today, and committing to two handles at the drug store, I went a little wild and picked up a PHS night light.
>>13309059
My closest KFC is combined with an A&W. I went there once and got some overpriced chicken and a root beer float with the take-home glass, which is my 6 day a week water glass. Haven't been back since.

>>13309077
One of my regular places still has ECSB with a pair of dress socks - which I wear to work once a week - but I've held off buying another bottle and opted for the gift box with a glass and silly ice cube mold. Haven't opened it yet.

>>13309047
>I'm assuming it's less than $2?
Hah, unfortunately, no, it's $4.
Like I said it was worth a try, but it's not something I'd really eat regularly. But it was surprisingly very good. I didn't understand the hype either, and I still don't.

>>13309090
Taco Bell nachos (and the beans in particular) sway between hot mess and cold mess, but they're always pretty good and well worth the price.
>>13309103
Makes me think of Chic-fll-a. I've tried them twice, and the sandwich is pretty good, but it's tiny, and for what they charge you might as well go to a real restaurant at that point. They also had terrible, and kind of creepy service.

I actually did go to taco bell tonight for the first time in a few months since I am taking a cooking vacation after thanksgiving

I ordered the fiesta taco salad with a dr pepper for the old lady, the double cheese gordita box with a baja blast for me, rolled chicken tacos for the oldest kid and two taco supremes without lettuce for the middle one, and the three layer nachos that I was planning on eating so I could give the cinnamon twists in the box to the middle kid

Unfortunately they somehow managed to give me XL nacho abomination in the box even though that's not on the menu anymore, the middle kid cried because she didn't get her cinnamon twists, the oldest one drank most of the baja blast and ate half the three layer nachos and when I went upstairs to put the baby to bed my wife ate the frankennachos and stuck me with the taco salad

I think I'll cook tomorrow night

>>13309145
>having kids
I decided to pick up a couple toys for my nephews for Christmas since they were buy one, get one half off. I chose the godzilla and then had to think between these two. What do elementary school kids even like? Both of these things came out when I was in elementary school in the late 80's/early 90's??

>>13309160
Minecraft. My nephew loves Minecraft.
I think you made the right choice with the shyguy. Nintendo is still big with young kids. Not sure about DBZ and the kids these days but still a good choice imo.

>>13309170
>minecraft
I don't indulge kids in things that I don't personally find cool. The kids at Thanksgiving tried to get me to dab and floss or whatever and I was just like, "yeah, that shit's lame", while my 70 year old father was drunk in the corner flossing. I thought the Frieza would be a better toy because it has moving parts, but shy guy was cheaper and seemed to be better quality; and shy guy is cool.

>>13309186
I wan't planning on buying any toys, but I've been drunkenly walking down toy aisles for the past month looking for Dark Crystal toys, because that shit's going to be remembered for decades. But alas, I never see any. But I did see this Godzilla and immediately had to buy it.

>>13309281
I think the spicy tostada is probably the most misunderstood menu item at Taco Bell. It's a dollar, but it's basically a loaded supreme bean taco. A basic bitch 89% beef taco doesn't even go for a dollar, and beans > potatoes.

>>13309103
>unfortunately
What are you, time travelling from 1988? Also you bite like a bitch.

>>13308878
Where's your car flask?

>>13309349
It's around. I usually refill it before morning bathroom time.

>>13309160
>decided to pick up a couple toys for my nephews
Yeah, fuck kids. Maybe I'll buy them some Minecraft garbage and maybe I'll just get drunk. In any case, these are mine.

>>13309723
All Taco Bell is henceforth under the purview of Mother Fucking Godzilla.

>>13308966
I look kind of like pic related, except I'm /skiplegdayforlife/, and I'm not black.

>>13309842
I absolutely love, love, love that I bought this PHS night light. I'm pretty sure it's the first PHS thing I've ever decided on my own to purchase and spend my own money on, but I've spent well over a decade watching the PHS thing just falter and flail and fade into obscurity. It's like a few guys discovered all this pink salt and thought it was a gold mine, and they tried literally everything from super exclusive luxury, to FN tier fad, to hipster, and now we've finally gotten to Rite Aid clearance aisle night lights. The best part is that it's a metal cage with a cheap light bulb at the bottom in a box with a bag full of literal rocks, and the instructions just say, "dump these rocks into this metal cage (with a light bulb at the bottom) and plug in". Glad I didn't fuck that up.

>>13309869
I love/hate the potato taco, but it's the only dollar taco they have.

>>13309961
There is literally no worse feeling in the world than coming back from a Taco Bell run and finding that they forgot to grill you burrito.

I got some Taco Bell. And some Cruzan rum and EW Bonded. Only opened up the Cruzan though. Problem is my sinuses have been feeling sorta iffy and now just hit full blown shit. I'm about to knock down four shots of the rum just to go to sleep, but I think I'll just end up waking up due to this stupid nose. Can't take any decongestants now.
Is there anything special to salt lamps or is it just atheistic?

>>13309723
Based

>>13310020
Why does getting your fast food order mixed up happen to good people ?

>>13310020
Theres no worse feeling then not having the means to make a taco bell run.

>>13310050
>Is there anything special to salt lamps or is it just atheistic?
I think people just stopped caring about PHS so they're trying to sell it off in any way they can.

>>13310020
Burgah.

Holy shit he is still posting. Dude you're gonna die. The only reason you don't feel like hell 24/7 is because of your alcoholic stupor. I dare you to take a week off from this lifestyle and actually experience the amount of pain your body is in

>>13311301
Not him, but who gives a shit? Wageslaving until you're too old to do anything and then killing yourself because you realize you wasted your entire life working so some ceo can buy another yacht. I'd rather go through life drunk and on drugs and happy and die at 40.

>>13311301
>take a week off from this lifestyle and actually experience the amount of pain your body is in
Why would anybody do this?

My boss gave me a chick-fil-a gift card

>>13311454
That's unfortunate.

>>13308878

whered u go taco bell bro

>>13311321
this is what you think from like 18-24. then you get depressed and are forced to commit to it when you realize how deep of a hole you dug and there is no way out.

its fucking pathetic. make something of yourself.

>>13309564
Wouldn't it be funny if you ran over and killed one nephew and made the other a mush headed bagshitter while you're taking a pull from your car flask on your way to Taco Bell? That would make for an impressive family legend.

>>13314045
I'm 32 anon. I slaved away my 20's and decided I would never do that again. Cope more. I am now paid to jerk off and shitpost/do whatever I want all day. I will have no regrets. Will you?

>>13314296
>he thinks op ever had any nephews in the first place

>>13309564
Yo gringo bandito hot sauce is gross. Also isnt that made by the lead singer of the offspring or something?

>>13314579
is this for autism, some other symptoms or just unemployment?

>>13308940
are you Shrek?

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>>13308878
This isn't your personal blog faggot
Get some friends to tell them this inane shit

>>13315085
no u

>>13311269
Same order again tonight. Had to train a nightmare, so had no time to make a burger.
>>13315085
Hey, only 9/10 of those posts are me.

>>13315073
Does Shrek like onions?

>>13315245
So I'm actually a pretty nice guy. If you talked to anyone I've ever worked with they'd probably say, "anon? yeah, he's just a genuinely nice guy". But I was buying Switch games before the sale ended and my main debit card got rejected for possible fraud, and I couldn't remember my password because I never need to use it and ended up having to call - and I never call, anybody. I was on hold for 20 minutes before this Indian guy picked up and said he was calling from Texas, at which point I just drunkenly unloaded on him. It's fucking 4am in Texas, and who the fuck are you to judge me for spending money on Taco Bell and Nintendo games. Like, do you not know how to pull out? Or do you literally live in India? It probably would have been a good thing if they stopped me from buying games that I'll never play unless I spend 3 years in detox, but I need to buy gas tomorrow.

>>13309343
got his ass

>>13309842
you made me giggle like a faggot

OP, few questions:
What do you do when you get black out drunk?
Do you make any posts you like to forget?
How often do you drink through the day?
Do you look at old pictures and get hungry?

>>13308940
I've never seen 3/4 of those items on the menu before.

>>13309160
micecraft and fortnite

>>13309160
>I decided to pick up a couple toys for my nephews for Christmas
stfu you know that was always going to be for you.

>>13309723
And there it is. Why even pretend like you didn't want those for yourself?

>>13316448
Have you never looked at the dollar menu before?

>>13317330
I couldn't say. I guess never consciously. Is it hidden away or something? What country are you in?

>>13317519
New England

>>13317544
Snow is for vacations and holidays. I don't live in New England (and NE isn't a country).

>>13317740
>tfw another ungrilled burrito
Did they finally get sick of my shit? I usually see what the anon ahead of me in the drive through ordered and have come to the conclusion that I'm very easy by TB standards. I'd honestly prefer if they spit in my fritos burrito and then grilled it over handing me this garbage.

>>13318075
It's still pretty good...

>>13318149
It's my day off and I have money to treat myself. What should I get for dinner (other than Taco Bell)? I'm thinking either Vietnamese or Sushi (not grocery store). I don't live in a big city, but I do live in the US, so I have pretty much anything available to me (regional Chinese and Korean I'd have to drive for, but I could do Filipino or Jamaican or Afghan.

>>13318220
I want sushi, but will probably just end up getting pho (both places are next to a Taco Bell, for what it's worth).
>>13316448
This is the spicy potato taco. It's the only dollar taco on the menu, but I'd advise against it. Depending on when you go sometimes the potatoes have been sitting under a heat lamp for hours and are dry and gross, but I've had good luck lately.

>>13318149
Don't you have a stove? just grill it yourself, shouldn't take more than five minutes. I've done it myself plenty of times

>>13318567
>grill it yourself
>i've done it myself plenty of times
I've literally done sous vide Taco Bell burritos. Of course I know I could grill it myself.

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>>13318592
And yes, I still had to grill one of the burritos afterwards, but I don't want to deal with that shit every night.

i was going to buy a coffee grinder on a website that offered NO TAX CYBER MONDAY
but after i put all the order and shipping information
>haha but not on this item you dummy
fucking assholes
i'm still going to buy the grinder but from another retailer who doesn't try to trick me

>>13318611
I bought a little travel mouse on clearance from woot, but when I got to the check out page they were like, "kek, you don't have Amazon Prime? We're Amazon now, so fuck you, here's another $8 for shipping and maybe it will get to you by the end of the year".

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>>13318599
>sous vide Taco Bell burrito

>>13318656
It's either that or the microwave. How do you reheat your burritos?

>>13318625
such a scam
i hope you cancelled your order

>>13318669
Not that anon, but I do like 30 seconds to one minute in the microwave. Then finish it on a pan over the stove.

>>13308878
Where did you get that Taco Bell dog? Have you had it since the '90s or did you buy it recently?
I had one when I was a kid. Must have been '97, or '98? All I remember is being in like 5th grade, and one day some other kid showed up to class with one. He'd put it on display on his desk all showing it off and shit, and I was so fucking jealous. So of course I begged my mom and eventually I got one. Before that it was Space Jam plushies at McDonald's, and then after it was Pokemon plushies at KFC (probably the only time I ever ate KFC in my life was for the sole purpose of getting a Pokemon plushie).
I think it was in a sitting position, and when you'd push his stomach he'd say "yo quiero Taco Bell".
I wonder if it's still at my parents house in the attic somewhere. I'm really tempted to go look around now.
Thanks for making me suddenly remember all of this out of nowhere.

>>13318683
I still bought it. It was still a little less than you could usually get it for in a store, and had a kitschy design I liked (which is probably why it was on woot clearance).

>>13318819
I've had it since the 90's ('98 sounds about right). My parents hosted Thanksgiving this year so I spent a night there and saw it sitting out and grabbed it. Yeah, it has a clicker in the belly, but the batteries died long ago. There's also no easy way to open it up to replace the battery - and I'm not /diy/ - so unless I get an art school girlfriend at some point he's going to go voiceless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2_dGkqYu6M

>>13315037
>gringo bandito hot sauce is gross
Seriously? I think it's really good for what it is (at least the original). And yeah, it's made by the lead singer of The Offspring, who also got like a PhD and a pilot's licence in his 20's after forming one of the most popular pop-punk bands of the 90's.

>>13309143
>kind of creepy service
thank you. they're like over-the-top southern hospitality drones. the workers at the one i would go to in FL went around the floor asking how everyone's meals were and if they could get us anything, like sauces or a drink refill (10 ft away), with unblinking eyes, that hollow, phony customer service voice, and a contractually-obligated smile. it was robotic. chick-fil-a legitimately creeps me out, AND it's overrated

>>13308878
When you look straight down while naked can you see your wiener?

>>13319360
I'm a big guy.

>>13315561
You're a fucking loser my man. If it wasn't for 4chan, you probably would have killed yourself by now.

>>13319179
I think it's overrated as it's just fast food at the end of the day, but it's a clean establishment with nice friendlily customer service isn't of eye rolling lip smacking teeth sucking niggers.

>>13321095
Never talk to me or my daughter, or necrobump one of my threads ever again.

>>13318669
I put mine through the dishwasher on the top rack. Just make sure you seal them well.