/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd shplunk on her face.

I’d sneed on her face.

I'd bust a few dozen ropes of my thick chunky gamer cum down her mammalian throat.

I'd creampie her mammalian throat

I wouldn't do any of that shit because I'm not a furry.

>>13310774
>I'm not a furry

>>13310774
>I'm not a furry.

>>13310774
>I'm not a furry.

How spicy!

>>13310872
Mmm imagine getting reamed and seeded by all those big rough and tumble daddies.

I make the Sentient Sandwich all the time, it's a good simple egg sandwich
One day I'm gonna make Jake's Perfect Sandwich, though

>>13310877
There's no way that a female wrote this post.

>>13310947
There's no females on this website, anon.

>>13310953
Yeah there are, you virgin.

>>13310545

>>13310963
>microwave
>to boil water

>>13310956
Dressing like a female doesn't make you female. He means ones that are genetically capable of producing offspring.

>>13311087
Doesn't /ck/ have a high female population?

>>13311093
Shit you got me, I forgot what board I was on.

>>13311093
That's a meme from the bitter alcoholics who think only women can cook.

>>13311072
Yes? Thats how you do it.

>>13311122
>>13311072
At peak laziness, I'll throw a 2cp pyrex of water into the microwave. Takes literally 10 minutes, what a pain in the ass. prefer to use my grandma's old hotshot, rest her soul. takes up too much counter space but it burns my hands in two minutes or less.

Not from a cartoon, but I've made many of the recipes from Leaves From the Inn of the Last Home, they're quite good.

>>13311149
Why not just use a pot? Literally all you're doing is dissolving sugar. You don't even need to heat it if you just stir for a minute. What an embarrassing "recipe".

>>13310956
>girls on the internet

>>13310545
is chili just bolognese for sperges?

>>13310864
>>13310848
>>13310832
...I never said there was anything _wrong_ with being one, though.

>>13310545
>onions
>peppers
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
>barbecue sauce
>cumin
>oregano
>beans
Sweet Jesus this is the worst "chili" recipe I've ever seen, let alone chili for a fucking chili dog. Who goes THIS far out of their way to ruin food?

>>13311106
Women cooking isn't an alcoholic meme. That's just common knowledge, since before your grandparents were born.

No but the sloppy Joe's or whatever the fuck the canker sisters made the Ed boys looked fucking bomb.

>>13311149
>>13311122
use a kettle nigga

>>13311674
they’re all hotdog toppings you abortion consolation prize

>eat the giant rainworms

>>13312174
They shouldn't be.

>>13312520
That's supposed to be Dr. Strange? Looks nothing like the movie.

>>13310872
Does superman have super taste buds, meaning they can't get damaged from spicey food?

>>13312544
Comic Strange is not a faggot giraffe neck alien

>>13310545
Yes, I've tried a few of the things I saw on food wars, in fact I have the official cookbook (in Japanese I think) somewhere

>>13312590
What? Shut up, freak.

>>13311683
Women cook at home for their family because Men are out working, Men as in all things, still make better Chefs though.

>>13312520
>eating raw eggs and onions
Guten Appetit.

>>13312174
this nigga eatin (a hot dog topped with) beans

>>13310545
banana pizza -doug