/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13309069
>my nigger american bait thread has fallen off twice now i better try to claim the webm general so i can impress my discord friends by being the OP of a big thread!

>>13309069
Candied Yams, southern style.

>>13309073

those are yams. every real white family and many blacks will have them for dinner this month

Dumb nigger should be using brown sugar.

>>13309157
Nice self portrait

>>13309113
>>13309258
Holy fuck, I thought they were fucking Doritos.

>>13309290

>>13309272
im going to find you and shit on your porch

>>13309073
called it

>>13309272
Based boy

>>13309272
How get out him breaking the eggs or without?

>>13309073
When will we have a meme to describe these (you)mers?

>>13309069
Looks like wings, because Amerifats love them so much.......

>>13309069
Why are black people so goddamn ugly

>>13309258
Those AREN"T yams, unless the Americans have changed the name of actual YAMS.

>>13309069
Idk wtf this is but it better be a jail cafeteria or some shit because this is institutional as fuck. I would never eat at a restaurant that prepares dishes like this.

>>13309560
we aint ugly nigga, fuk you talm bout

>>13309069
obvously she cookin soooo foo

>>13309069
The colonies were a mistake.

>>13309612
welcome to popeyes

>>13309073
It's kinda sad how true this is

>>13309272
MOOOOOOOOODS

>>13311111
I don't think you could be cringier if you tried.

>>13309272

>>13311241
seethe harder mutt

stay fat

>>13309562
Americans who don't know anything about food or bother to visit the produce section (so lots) use yams and sweet potatoes interchangeably.

>>13311313
Yam and sweet potato are interchangeable.
One's a different shape but they taste the same.

>>13311317
They are a different plant from different continents.

>>13311317
Yams are starchier and less sweet.

>>13311319
Eureka lemons and Meyer lemons are different plants from different continents but they still both lemons

>>13311336
Yams are from a different plant family and need to be cooked longer as to not be toxic. They are not the same thing as sweet potatoes.

>>13311363
They taste the same and can be used interchangeably.

>>13311367
As the other anon said they don't have as sweet of a taste and they also hold up better in stews. Just because you can use both of them for your candied sweet potato dish that drowns them in so much sugar that you can't tell the difference doesn't mean they are the same thing.

>>13311375
Yams is the same.

>>13309069
Can Southerners eat anything that’s less than 50% sugar?

>>13311336
>>13311367
Those lemons are at least in the same taxonomic genus, yam and sweet potato aren't even in the same family. They're also both fruits, while the sweet potato is a storage root and the yam is a tuber like a potato.

>>13311376
They are not. You think they are, because the USDA allows sweet potatoes to be called yams or yam sweet potatoes. If you want actual yams you have to make sure you are buying the correct item.

>>13311385
Three kinds of yam is still yams though

>>13311394
They are a completely different plant. Next you're going to say they are the same thing as carrots and turnips.

>>13309272
based

>>13311397
Carrots and turnips is obviously different, they don't taste the same.
Yams is all the same.

>>13311408
You have never eaten a yam.

>>13311408
Here is a helpful infographic.

>>13311414
You have never eaten a sweet potato.

>>13311417
If you need to use a chart to tell you it's different because they tastes the same, they is the same.

>>13311418
You just think they are the same, because in the US grocery stores sell sweet potatoes as yams even though they are not yams. Obviously sweet potatoes that are labeled yams taste just like sweet potatoes dingus.

>>13311417
how big is a standard measurement guinea pig?

>>13311426
Says the man who looks at charts and gaphs to figure out if something is different rather than just tasting it.

>>13311428
Probably twice the size of the largest sweet potato you see in a grocery store.
>>13311431
I have and they are different. You have not. You have had sweet potatoes that were labeled yams and decided they taste the same, because you trusted that the USDA would regulate something that is so incredibly different that they are not even from the same plant family. Every single "yam" you've ever had was probably a sweet potato.

>>13311440
Every single sweet potato you have had was definitely a yam, because yams is the same.

>only one surly fort webm
where am I?

>>13311443
I'm sorry this is so hard for you to accept. Try going to a Mexican or Asian grocer and try an actual yam sometime.

>>13311448
You’re in /tdg/, tater dispute general.

>>13311451
I've had plenty of "actual" yam, that's how I know all yams is the same.

>>13311489
I suppose that you would think mulberries are the same as blackberries if someone labeled them as blackberries, too.

>>13311520
You sure do enjoy baseless projection. Is it some sort of coping mechanism?

>>13311523
Mate, you can't just call a completely different plant the same because you never tasted both of them Yams are definitely not the same as sweet potatoes. In fact they are horrible if you don't salt them.

>>13311448
>where am I?
Bizarro /ck/

>>13311498
no gag reflex

>>13309272

Why do you let your American niggers get so disgustingly fat?

>>13311776
now that's a nice steak

>>13309069
Candied yams.

>>13311813
Would it be racist to raise the price of sugar or just tax the shit out of it in predominantly Black cities? If they can't control themselves, then somebody's got to do it for them.

>>13311813
That's 10 years old. Current metric has whites at 35% obesity.

>>13311821
>Would it be racist to raise the price of sugar or just tax the shit out of it in predominantly Black cities?
yes. blacks aren't obese because they have no self control around fats & sugars. blacks are obese because of racist white people.

>>13309300
same

>>13311834
> 82% of black women are obese
Good lord, that's disgusting.

>>13311385
That looks like a taro not a yam

>>13311776
WHAT IN THE WORLD

>>13311426
Canadians call orange sweet potatoes yams.

I have always seen orange, white and purple sweet potatoes labelled as sweet potatoes. At least in Florida and Mississippi

>>13311821
why are the Asian races so much superior in almost every statistic?

>>13311272
I was at walmart or target or something recently and saw a black mother with 3 kids forcing them to eat stuff off the shelves
I just ignored it and walked past them

>>13311834
Fun Fact: here in Atlanta, we tried to pass a sugar tax a few years back. It was soundly defeated because all of the niggers in Atlanta saw the sugar tax as a direct tax on black people... it's like they're admitting that niggers can't control themselves around sugar.

White people tried to help. But you can't help a people that won't help themselves.

>>13311498
that's a strange instinct to see something bursting liquid and put your mouth over it

>>13311851
I usually only hear older people say yams, because the USDA let them be sold interchangeably until recently and probably older people were accustomed to getting canned "yams" when they were younger. There is a very noticeable difference between sweet potatoes and yams at stores that actually sell both.

>>13311862
>White people tried to help. But you can't help a people that won't help themselves.
It's funny that the sugar taxes only passed in all the whitest & least diverse cities, like Seattle, Oregon, San Francisco, etc.

>>13311862
the sugar tax only has support in rich, white cities. all the black cities rejected it.

>>13309272
Much better with sound https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>>13311981
I've watched the webm hundreds of times and just watched this video all the way through
the audio adds exactly nothing to the experience

>>13311408
beets and corn are the same

>>13309272
What's the source for the chick in the vid?

>>13311498
He's cute.

>>13311863
presumably don't want to spill it

>>13312139
>hand
>thumb
>cap
>anus
plenty of better options

>>13311852
Because of their strong family culture, guilt and pressure work.

>>13311869
Philadelphia is blacker than a southern wife's left eye and has a "sugary drinks" tax.

>>13312255
Nice dubs birthday boy.

>>13312016
I forget I think it was called extreme anal insertion on xhamster

>>13312008
It’s funny how no one is actually watching the webm

>>13312255
>zoomer cave; no boomers allowed

>>13312762
you mean with the gay sex scene stuck right in the middle of it that the mods have fully ignored?

>>13312779
The smell of burnt hot dogs would drag in boomers from miles.

why was eggfort webm removed?

>>13312789
That was a woman

>>13312826
it contained gay porn

>>13312839
haahahaha
no it wasn't

>>13312134
>He

>>13312847
I’m pretty sure it was a woman because I’m the one who made it

>>13311283
one blueberry swastika please

>>13311862
Making people pay more for soda only helps the government

>>13312851
nope
no woman takes anal like that

>>13312868
Did you not notice the sports bra or were you too busy jerking off thinking it was a man?

>>13312016
>>13312868
I found the source again
https://xhamster.com/videos/extreme-amateur-couple-with-huge-dildo-anal-pov-slut-hardcor-9403368

>>13311834
I think this statistic is dead wrong. It's likely just going off the BMI, most black men are swole as fuck but just using their BMI they'd be "obese". Also most black women have amazing curves, so they could have a very slim waist but their amazing butts and breasts cause them to fall into an "obese" BMI.

>>13311862
We just had a sugar tax passed in my city and in response 7-11 and ampm sell fountain drinks for 79 cents now, it’s great. Niggers fucking themselves over as usual.

>>13312926
Being thin with D's and a round butt doesn't put someone into the obese range. At most they would be around 23 BMI instead of 19 BMI. 30 BMI is fat. I don't know about the men's BMIs, but I think you'd have to be really jacked to have low body fat and enough muscle to have a BMI of 30 or higher.

>>13312926
Black men have worse genes for strength, this is a cuck

>>13312956
Black women are extremely gifted, to the point where it looks like their body was designed by a Japanese anime pervert, impossibly large butts n boobs, which easily add an additional 50 pounds. They aren't obese, just blessed

>>13309069
LOL what a nigger way to cook...

>>13312956
The graphic said obese OR overweight. Yes, a thicc ass absolutely could put you over the line.

>>13313071
Does anyone ever consider that they have weight to lose if their ass is so fat that it puts them in the overweight category? Just because it's in the ass instead of the stomach doesn't mean they aren't carrying around more fat than they should.

>>13313083
Not if the stomach is flat and the arms and calves are firm. Would a guy ever worry if his dick was so big it fucked up his BMI?

>>13313105
He should if it impacts his health and weighs him down.

>>13313109
I have this exact problem, it's a blessing and a curse. One of the downsides to being a black man that they don't tell you about.

>>13311272
why are the grapes so big?

Sweet potato; disgusting knockoff potato fit only for slaves.

Yam; king of crops

>>13312255
cringe

>>13311862
>we tried to pass a sugar tax
You're on the wrong board, bootlicker.

anyone got the eggman? i lost that webm and i miss it

>>13313234
I'll hook you up, bro

>>13311862
Sugar was heavily taxed in England, and so it was mostly the rich who had terrible dental health there, but then the Labor Party petitioned the governemnt to abolish it, as it was discriminatory, and then the poor, too, got terrible teeth and health.

>>13313234
This one doesn't have the porn in the middle.

>>13313245
What exactly is the idea behind using porn to "troll" on /ck/?
Yeah, it's a blue board, but you don't think anybody here is actually offended by a chick taking a dildo in the ass, are you? It's still 4chan(nel)

>>13313252
I see it more like an easter egg
nobody actually watches these same old webms, so you have to spice it up

>>13313252
Yikes, Mary. I had porn on this board for 14 hours. That’s sounds like a pretty successful result. Maybe I’m trolling the jannies bud.

>132 posts
>21 images
These threads are a fucking disgrace. I'm not even going to post good stuff.

>>13313270
Nobody gives a shit what goes on between you and the jannies, bud.
People who waste their time and effort on the jannies are probably the only ones more pathetic than the jannies themselves.

>>13313275
id eat the hell outta that

>>13313276
Im calling the police.

>>13313282
And no one cares what you think. More porn webms coming now that I know they annoy you.

>>13311272
Dude how many time are you going to show this webm?

>>13313299
Look at the filename >>13311272. This nigga saved the same file twice.

>>13313290
what's wrong with choccy cheese hot doggies?

>>13313296
They don't annoy me so go ahead.
I was just wondering if you thought people here were actually offended by porn just because it's a blue board.

>>13313272

Jesus Christ with the large insertion going on. This is truly terrifying.

>>13313319
Offending people? Didn’t even enter my mind.

>>13313331
Selling this bullshit as "steak" is a goddamn travesty.
I'd prefer that they just use meatglue to make some decentsized cuts out of it and write on the package that's what they did.
I guess they only keep selling that crap because retards keep buying it.

>>13313356
why the crushed ramen
what does that add

>>13313399
jack.webm

>>13313399
They actually sell pre-made waffle batter?
Who buys that?
Who's too fucking lazy to make the batter but not too lazy to make the waffle?

>>13313418
Eat shit and die faggot.

>>13313419
the same lazy retards who buy waffle irons

>>13312255
Thanks I hate America now

>>13313424
rude

>>13313428
How else are you supposed to make it?

>>13313432
pour pancake mix on your hash browns and then shake the hashbrowns out

>>13309069
I hope shes making a dessert

>>13313465
yams

>>13309073
As much as I hate whining, this is so true and sad. It depresses me how much this board has just become another /pol/ + plebbit subsidiary

>>13312255
Someone is having a geeky birthday

>>13313360
what the fuck did you expect for a single dollar?

>>13313491
>file name

>>13313511
Is a dollar what you paid for your English classes, you stupid fuck?
I'm not saying I expect more for the price. I'm saying it's a disgusting item and the people who buy it should feel ashamed.

If a dollar is your protein budget I'd advice you to spend it on eggs instead of "ribeye" cut so thin it's transparent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcFZIj96LwY

>>13313491

>>13313360
What's the problem there?

>>13309069
Caramelized Doritos?

>>13312255
Looks fun. Even if it's a kid, I'd go to that party. I'd l'd let some little booger eater teach me fartnut.

>>13313331
>and then the kraft singles
Come on, man.

>>13313488
we need to ban all right wing users from the entire site. they alienate all the normal people and prevent the site from growing in numbers and becoming successful like reddit. and before you jump to their defense with muh free speech, remember this site is almost bankrupt because of them.

>>13313802
The rightwingers are the ones who doubled 4chan’s traffic by actively recruiting Redditers, dumbass.

>>13313802
if you don't like right wing politics maybe 4chan isn't for you. Banning right wingers on this site would be banning 80%+ of the users.

>>13313847
>>13313816
why don't you save us the trouble of banning you and go back to /pol/, and then keep on going.

>>13313874
/pol/ stopped being fun in 2014. The place is an aggressive cult now.

>>13311523
>This is a yam
Looks nothing like a fucking sweet potato. Some vreeds of yams are toxic, and have to be coked lnger, but I doubt you'd notice the difference if you use them in a such a revolting manner that drowns it in sugar

>>13311313
Yup and I do this shit all the time. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?

>>13313749
that is the whole point. everything is from a dollar store

>>13313602
>Italy
>Texas
>New York
>Ohio
There isn't a problem. Just run of the mill autism.

you know, yams/sweet potatos taste just fine without any sugar added. they are SWEET. butter, salt. thats all you need. fuck sugar. fuck fuck fuck fuck sugar. i dont care if its soul tradition, fuck sugar.

>>13311313
look. there are 2 tubers. one, white, starchy, found in tropics, used as a neutral staple. is called either cassava or yam. the other, yellow orange red purple whatever, is sweet, less starchy to the tongue, and while works as a staple, is not something you would use in a savory dish as much. yes, its called both yam and sweet potato in the US. thats not wrong. its just what it is. language is what it is. we all know what we are getting, even if we think they are 2 different roots in the us, since you dont find cassava most anywhere, let us be.

>>13313045
t. cum addled brain

>>13313045
Ok, shaniqua

>>13313292
I hate these videos.

>>13313802
If you weren't a retarded /pol/ddit false-flagger you would understand that this is not what I was suggesting at all. Politics, both left and right is garbage and has ruined /ck/. /pol/ is largely right-wing, yes and this makes most of the shitposting I disapprove of right-wing. However, I think the other side is just as cancerous, just not as loud on 4chan.

>>13313847
>falling for /pol/ false-flagging
Yeah, you should stay on /pol/.

>>13313331
Well for a dollar I guess I can't complain.

>>13314345
>>13314341
He’s obviously a leftist pretending to be a bad /pol/ falseflagger.

>>13313356

>>13313419
Reminds me of Mario 64.

>>13313904
He does not know what yams are and believes they are literally the exact same thing as the sweet potatoes he's seen, because US stores used to sell them as such and now sell them as YAM sweet potatoes. I know the US gets memed on for poor regulation compared to Europe, but I still find it surprising this is allowed.

>>13313356
>They just let you have onions in prison.

>>13314118
Just call it what it is. Just because US regulations allowed sellers to call it something it wasn't, doesn't make it true. It's very confusing to consumers now that actual yams are readily available now.

>>13314460
I've never been but lower security ones can be pretty lax from what I've heard. The probably don't allow much in San Quentin, but low security ones probably allow more than you'd think.

>>13309073
>>13313874
>>13314341
>>13314345
nigger

>>13311498

It's when his eyes go wide that really just seals it for me.

>>13314118
>3rd worlders actually eat cassava deliberately

>>13313299
>>13313304
niggers spotted

omg

>>13314439
It's ridiculous. Imagine if a US citizen were to go to a foreign nation, who's produce section actually has both yam and sweet potato, accidentally poisoning himself or triggering a previously unknown fatal allergy because he mistook a yam for a sweet potato, and didn't cook it long enough to remove the toxins. They're completely different plants in the first place, you don't call a wintemelon a cucumber, do you?

>>13311451
when nigs were brought over on the slave ships to America they saw a sweet potato and it looked like the yams they had back in the motherland, so they called sweet potatoes yams and that's why in America sweet potatoes are called yams, even to this day. True story.

>>13314821
So.. a calzone? Fucking californians.

>>13311869
>City
>Oregon

>>13313276
fucking germans

>>13311241
You actually beat him to it fattie.

>>13313356
imagine the salt

>>13312963
>Black men have worse genes for strength, this is a cuck
https://www.foxnews.com/us/airman-bench-press-air-force
yeah okay sweaty

>>13312255
fags will hate because of fortnut, let them zoomzooms have their fun; it's not lan but it'll do

>>13309562
They are garnet sweet potatoes not actual yams.

>>13312255
>that jar of pickles between sweets and chips

>>13313139

he looks kinda like he has downs syndrome or something but he handled the situation pretty well

>>13311852
Small pool and most are immigrants from wealth

>>13309069
the worst part of this shit is how proud these monkeys are of their garbage

>>13313083
Do you think buff guys care there muscles make them overweight

>>13311862
>dude we support lifestyle taxes to own the nigs
goddamn conservatism has gone down the drain. can't wait until trump gets you all to support abortions and gay sex because it makes the libs really mad too.

>>13314736
>>13314741
>>13314776
>>13314785
>>13314821
Looks like regional variation of murican cuisine.