/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13303607
>120ml
prepare thine angus

oily asspiss.

I shit all over my pants trying to make it to the toilet.

>>13303607
>120ml of olive oil
how fucking fat are you jesus christ

>>13304140
Not fat. It was just a lot of mashed potatoes so I had to use a lot of oil

>>13304154
>mashed potatoes
tell me you left the peels on, they have antimicrobial properties.
if not, refer to >>13303614

>>13304154
>olive oil in mash

whats wrong with you

>120ml
Oh it'll definitely pass

>>13303607
>120ml
Please be fake.

>>13303607
>Bertolli
It's bad even when fresh.

>>13304678
It's good. What?
>>13305227
No, it was just a lot of mashed potatoes. I was very hungry.
>>13305546
Figured it would be good because it was more expensive than some.

>>13303607
I think it just goes rancid but doesn't actually grow a lot of bacteria or anything because there's no moisture. You might have a bit of diarrhea but it shouldn't be serious.

>>13304154
Tbh mate there's a good chance the stomach pain is from the potatoes. I used to get terrible stomach pain after eating a lot of it and doctor told me it's very common

>>13303607
Olive Oil doesn't "expire".
No oil does.
I think something else fucked you up lad.

>>13306490
>Figured it would be good because it was more expensive than some.
You can get worse, sure.
>>13308225
All food oils expire eventually. Time depends on storage conditions and type of oil. Highly saturated oils (e.g. coconut) generally last longer, and highly unsaturated (e.g. fish) expire quickly. Olive oil is somewhere in between in terms of saturation, but it also contains lots of flavor chemicals that can decay before the oil itself goes rancid. For best flavor you should eat it fresh.

>120ml

>>13303607
>120ml
Jesus. Why???

>>13306490
That much of completely fine condition olive oil would still give most people some of the worst diarrhea of their lives.

>>13308225
This. It's the potatoes OP.

>>13304154

You used olive oil in mashed potatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not use butter?

>>13308225
Using 120ml of the best quality olive oil in the world in one sitting will still probably wreck your GI tract. Your intestines don't know what to do with that much oil, and you'll just keep on having the feeling you need to shit when you don't for a couple hours until finally your bowels get so agitated that the diarrhea starts pouring out.
You could not pay me enough money to do that to myself.

>>13303607
Just don't go to sleep Anon

>>13308856
my post was about olive oil "expiring" not about drinking 120ml could give you a case of the runs.

>>13308871
You said you thought something else fucked him up. That's what I'm disagreeing with. I think that much oil is enough on its own to fuck him up.

How much should I be spending for a good quality olive oil? Is it true that you should avoid Italian and Spanish because they use low quality olive oil and also cut it with vegetable oil?

>>13309285
Spanish oil is the best worlwide and I'm saying this because I became obsessed with olive oil for a while like 3 years ago. What you're looking for is Olive Oil from Sierra de Priego, which is a DOP (dunno what that means) from Spain, where consistently the best oil is produced. It is expensive as fuck for someone from outside of Spain though.

Even top tier italian oil is spanish oil (to be "italian oil" there's no need to produce it in Italy, just spend some time there).

Hello everyone,

My name is Carol, and I’m Daniel’s mom.Unfortunately Daniel did not make it despite the best medical treatment.. The doctors did a heroic job but our beloved Daniel was just too fag gone thanks to the expired olive oil. He left a note for us asking one of us to email this information to your forum. Since you were his best friends, I will email the memorial service information to this forum as well at the soonest opportunity.

Sincerely,

Carol, Daniel’s mother

>>13310299
you can stop dilating now

>>13303607
F

>>13310312
you don’t have to dilate ne more smart fones have everybody on speed dial

>>13310247

Wasn't it Spain where a number of people died a few years ago from tainted olive oil?

>>13310380
unless something went wrong at the factory it was bottled, you can not die from "tainted" olive oil.

>>13310247
Every olive-growing country makes good olive oil. The real question is how likely are you to find the good stuff in shops. In the case of Spanish oil, not likely. You stand a much better chance of getting something non-shit if you buy Greek.

>1000 calories of straight oil in one sitting
Yer fucked

>>13310299
>too fag gone
Kek.

>>13310299
Fuck off fake mom, I'm fine. I just shit my ass on the way to the bathroom a couple hours later.
>>13308544
It's good and I don't eat butter.

>>13303607
Enjoy the painful diarrhea, I did this once with rancid coconut oil

>>13303607
The olive oil industry is run by the Italian mob so basically all the standards of it aren’t real, probably includes cleanliness standards.

>>13310380
It was in the 80's. Some retard thought it would be a great idea to try and pass used and refined industrial rapeseed oil as food-reliable rapeseed oil.

Nothing to do with olive-oil, though.

>>13310389

If I remember correctly, it was some kind of cost saving move. I think that there was some other oil in there and it killed several hundred people.

>>13310783
Spain and Greece export more olive oil than Italy.
The mafia issue is over exaggerated.

>>13310787

I just looked it up. You are correct that it was a rapeseed oil, but it was marketed as olive oil.

>>13303607
>he fell for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTWFsEi0aE

>>13303607
rip