/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm American, but I use salted and peppered wedge fries, parmesan encrusted Tilapia, ketchup on the side, and a cold blonde beer.

They wear burkas while watching their wives be gangraped by North African refugees.

Also, they use malt vinegar.

>>13302625

Covered in malt vinegar.

>>13302625
The answer to all your questions is a newspaper.

>>13302625
most whitefish work perfectly fine, just get whatever is cheap and local.

The most important part is what beer you use for your batter and how thick it ends up being. Personally, I think sam adam is the best, but some people might want something a bit more hoppy.

brits and old people use malt vinegar, but to me that doesnt taste like anything other than water, so if you have to add anything to the dish, i'd say tartar and/or lemon if that's your thing

>>13302625
usually cod or haddock with vinegar but if you want to go fancy make tartar sauce.
as for chips just fries but cut them twice as thick.

>>13302625
>What kind of fish do they use?
Cod or Haddock
>Do they typically use wedge fries or regular fries?
What?
>What kind of sauce/condiments should I use?
Salt and vinegar. Maybe some tartar sauce if you're fancy.
>What drink is often paired with fish and chips?
Beer

>>13302892
>>Do they typically use wedge fries or regular fries?
>What?
What shape and size are the chips in your fish and chips?

>remakes a thread less than a week later
OP get a fucking life

>>13302625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F0FSm5lVvs

>>13302635
>Tilapia
>shit tier farmed bottom dweller
>so shit you can't even get a proper thick cut filet from it
>fish and chippy

>>13302900
Normal chip size is about 1/2" square

>>13302928
>he remembers threads from a week ago

>>13302625
Mushy peas

>>13302646
>5'8''
Good luck even getting a subhuman gf

>>13302928
>Hangs out on 4chan's food and cooking board everyday and judges the anonymous user base
Dude...

>>13303008
>>13303002

>>13302864
What kind of malt vinegar have you been trying? It should be distinctly vinegary. It's not as strong as apple cider vinegar, but you for dipping you want something that won't overpower the food you're eating. That said, I've used apple cider vinegar when I didn't have malt and didn't mind the tang.

>>13303939
Maybe try using malt vinegar.

>>13303944
I do when I have it, which is what I said. I'm just saying that malt vinegar should not taste like water even if it's not as intense as some other vinegars.

British chippies are sodden, and heavy with batter that wetly sloughs off like an old mans foreskin. Aussie fish and chips is the real deal and the only country that uniformly does it properly

>>13302625
Cod or haddock. Normal chips, chunky and soft. Gravy, mush peas and curry sauce. Vimto.

>>13303955
Aussie fish and chips are as hit and miss as everywhere else.

>>13302635
tilapia,,, lol x1000

>>13302625
wedge fries or does fries with like ridges on them with remoulade shits cash

pretty sure most use cod but i think you can use most white fleshed fish

i usually just drink fuckin cola or what ever it doesent matter just drink what you like

god speed mate and dont listen to all the nationalist bongs in here fish and chips arent that special do what you like

>>13303944
Sarsons is best malt. Fuck you. Fight me.

>>13302625
Add real beer to the batter.

>>13302982
Tilapia's are easy to self farm though. Enjoy your mercury, and microplastics chump.

>>13302625
>fish
Haddock is usually best
>chips
chunky
>condiments
Salt & Vinegar to your preference.
my favourite restaurant has home-made Tatar sauce, which is really good.
>drink
Beer, or if you want something sweet, dandelion & burdock

>>13302625
I use this recipe for the batter and it comes out excellent. Let the fish rest for a bit on a rack after battering it. I generally use cod just because it's always available here.

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/02/beer-battered-fish-recipe.html

I double fry my potato wedges.

Dont forget the jumbo battered sausage la

>>13302625
why do people like british fish and chips? fish and chips here suck ass compared with new zealand. Only working clsss people buy a fish supper

>>13302625
You have to have your local imam shit into your batter. It's the law bloke.

>>13306030
Because back in the day (less so now, esp with new dishes like curry) fish and chips were cheap and filling. People tend to like what they're used to and so the rest is history. I don't tend to buy fish and chips these days because for the price there are better things to buy and it's surprisingly difficult to find good ones.