/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13297362
Scared women are so hot
Is there a name for this fetish?

>>13297362
raw onions are so foul, though. and don't get me started on garlic, olives, carrots, and celery.

>>13297367
phobogynophilia

>>13297362
I had a ticket come in the other night that said, "bacon allergy! on it. The servers put it in because they know the person will complain if any bacon ends up on their plate, but imagine unironically saying that to someone who works with food and not thinking the entire kitchen is laughing at you.

>>13297374
Rent free

>>13297367
Misogyny.

I don't liek water. I don't liek the taste of it

>>13297387
Imagine giving a shit if the kitchen staff laughs at your food choices

Masturbate, and the rest of your day is ruined. The price of pleasure isn't worth it. Even the sensitivity to enjoying food is reduced afterwards.

>>13297362
This. Picky eaters are faggots and eat dicks in a regular basis.
>>13297368
I rest my case.

>tfw you will never have a noble french gf
Why even live, bros?

>being unironically angry about what some strangers eat
I see only one faggot and it is, as usually, OP

>>13297367
rape

>>13297486
>french
>noble
The image is of an american actress playing a historical character who was german/austrian, and not of noble birth (although not poor)

>>13297362
I work with a guy who was homeschooled as a child and only eats pizza, burgers, chinese takeout, and loves mountain dew.

>>13297362
The most laughable part of this is the idea of any girl fucking you OP.

>>13297368
You’ve literally listed the most based vegetables, what the fuck do you even eat

>>13297427
This image applies more to my 4chan visitations than it does to my masturbation.

>>13297539
Dilate

>>13297546
things that humans were meant to eat not bitter crap

>>13297592
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>>13297427
>>13297578

>>13297592
>implying humans aren't meant to eat everything and reign supreme over all of God's creation
Cringe and bluepilled

>>13297362
I am right behind this. Picky eaters are a fucking scourge.
OP if it comes down to a physical altercation with these shetbegs. I will back up you 100%
They make me happy that world human population will soon be in decline

>>13297367
Rape

>>13297368
>onions
>celery
>carrots
>garlic
What the fuck do you even eat? That's the base to many delicious meals. I'm guessing that you don't cook

>>13297367
Heterosexuality

>>13297592
>>13297368

>>13297367
You might like going to /e/ and searching for "embarrassed naked female" threads.

>>13297367
being normal

>>13297362
not everyone has no sense of taste like you, some of us have super fine taste and smell and standard food you eat is not something we can eat. like if you were to eat a turd and tell me it's "earthy" naw dude it's shit.

>>13297387
>oh no the servants are laughing

ha ha ha yea, now shut the fuck up and go get my drink.

>>13297362
Is there a name for the fetish where you want to take the bitches wig off and shit and piss in it and put it back on and she just like, goes about her day?

>>13297362
I can choose what I want to eat and what I don't want to eat. If you have a problem with it, it literally exists only in your head. You're the one that should grow up.

>>13298357
This makes sense to you because you spend your entire life alone and nothing you do is of consequence to anybody. The rest of us know what an adverse influence picky eaters have on communal activities.

>>13298373
I'll just make an excuse like I ate earlier and not eat, or order a side dish, I won't force everyone to accommodate me.

My ex basically only wanted to eat meat, cheese, milk and bread. No surprise the retard got fat after our breakup. Current likes all sorts of fruits and will cook elaborate meals with veggies but she won't eat seafood, olives or mushrooms ;_;

>>13298308
probably something in german. shizempissenwiggen or something

>>13297367
Exhibitionism

>>13297427
Why do /pol/trannies think anyone will listen to them this time?

I'm a picky eater and i will literally vomit if i try to eat something i don't like.
Fuck you, it's not fun.

>>13300821
>i will literally vomit if i try to eat something i don't like
No you wont. You will force yourself to visibly gag and make a big scene about how big of a child you still are. It's a mental illness that you can cure yourself, and nobody is going to feel sorry for you or hold your hand.

>>13300821
Sounds like a mental disorder my friend. Maybe get some help for it if it's negatively affecting your life.

>>13300853
>You will force yourself to visibly gag
Why the fuck would i do that
I would be glad to be able to eat whatever people give me, it would be a lot better for my social life.
Whenever i try to bite and swallow something i don't like, my throat gets tighter than a 6 years old cunt and i start to gag.
I'm going to die alone because no girl will put up with it and my progress is too slow.

>>13297462
i doubt faggots are picky eaters since they eat ass and suck dick

>picky eater
I have a cure: fast
fast until you are so hungry the food you haven't eaten before seem apetizing

repeat a few times
done

>>13300909
I don't picture any picky eater able to fast long enough

>>13297367
ENF idiots

>>13300821
>i will literally vomit if i try to eat something i don't like.
you're just a spoiled brat. That's all you are! Stop trying to excuse yourself like a child.

>>13297362
Fuck off, retard. You're a ridiculous faggot if you think it makes sense to indiscriminately put any sort of quasi-edible slop down your throat.

>tfw no opera gf

>>13297362
My mom says she's a cheese and carb girl LOL

Really she's a fussy child that enjoys eating crap, is lazy and has little willpower

>>13301016
I know you're typing those words but I would put money on you simply parroting your angry father.

>>13297388
Not sure I get it.
Is the person in the image trans, and are you referencing the word "autogynophilia"?

>it's food eat it
Nah I'm good, I live in a free country full of abundance and choice I can afford to be as picky as I want and no amount of seething will change that, stop being mad at things that don't affect you in any way, poorfag pajeet

People who refuse to eat tomatoes deserve to die.

>>13298176
Isn't that just cartoons? Who cares. It's only hot if the fear/embarrassment/humiliation is real.

>>13297362
>Grow the fuck up and stop telling me you have allergies, that's even worse.
Yeah, grow up and get over that anaphylactic shock, pussy.

>>13301924
But tomatoes taste like shit

>>13301924
Tomatoes make me gag tho. I like tomato based sauces and use fresh tmatoes in loads of my cooking but i need the texture to be reduced to almost nothing

>>13297362
People who disbelieve in food allergies are among the biggest brainlets in western society.

>>13297362
why don't you suck my asshole and we'll who's a picky eater

>>13297362
This why I have severe anxiety and never allow people to see me eat.
>I'm not hungry
>I already ate
>I have food at home
>I'm not feeling well
>No thank you
fuck you.

>>13303865
Yeah, it makes me too gassy!

>>13300873
What was/ is your relation with, respectively, your mother and father like? As for why youd want to do that, sometimes things like this are the only way we can exert any control and self expression in a situation where we feel powerless

>>13297367
rape

>>13297362
I hate people who get upset when I dont eat their trash. No, auntie it's not that I dont like tacos it's the fact you INSIST on SPREADING SHITTY FUCKING MIRACLE WHIP ALL OVER THE FUCKING SHELL
I'm a simple guy, beef and cheese taco is my shit, but dont fuck with it trying to be all cool and different because it tastes like genuine fucking ASS. Im not a picky eater, I just dont eat gutter trash food combos like the shit YOU probably make.
Learn to cook.

>>13303877
Good, that sense of shame you feel from your picky eating habits is one you deserve.

> Want to eat chicken
> Allergic to preservatives used in American chicken
FUCK i miss japan already

>>13300907
This.

>>13297367
not being gay

>>13297536
Sounds like my brother. Whenever the family goes to a restaurant, no matter what kind of place it is, he only, only, will fucking *only* ever get a burger. Seafood place? Burger. Nice Italian place? Burger. Mexican place, burger. Japanese hibachi? Fuck you make him a damn burger.

It's limited what the family has eaten for so fucking long and I want to destroy him.

>>13297362
sorry anon, but you will never convince me mint belongs in anything but toothpaste (I personally buy un-minted toothpaste though because I hate it there as well)

>>13297362
Fuck you, I eat whatever the fuck I want. I eat most things but if it tastes like dog shit I won't eat that shit.

>>13304689
ya seethe

>>13306542
Getting a burger is my go-to move when I'm dragged to a place that serves absolute trash food and the people I'm with think it's sophisticated high end cuisine. Like in flyover states where they go to mall-tier chain restaurants for a special occasion because they have no frame of reference and good restaurants don't even exist

>>13300909
if picky eaters can't even stomach "yucky food" I don't think they'll have the self control to fast.

>>13303865
>>13303878
i'm not a picky eater but I can't eat tree nuts at all. It's fucking dumb. Last time I had a reaction was at some shitty fast casual barbeque place in manhattan that had a side of mashed sweet potatoes, but it wasn't marked anywhere that it had crushed pecans in it. Ate it without immediately noticing a reaction in my throat, but then an hour later I had full blown fucking hives on my entire body. I was supposed to see the Joker movie that day but I had to just go home and itch my retarded body instead.

>>13307139
>I can't eat tree nuts at all.
Then you should try deez

>>13297362
I agree.

>>13297499

first I will check these dubs and then I will say you are a picky eater and your fucking Mom indulged your faggotry

>>13307148
ha, gotem

>>13298402

nice

>>13297362
Disappointing milkers. Still nice, but not what I was expecting.

>>13307139
What kind of a society allows nut allergies...?

The only food i hate is onion.It's the only food that has made me consistently vomit whenever i try and eat it.It's a shame people insist on putting this SHIT vegetable in otherwise nice meals.

>>13308208
Raw onion is pretty vile. Cooked onion is based though.

>>13302195
If God doesn't want you around why would I?

>>13308208
>>13308254
Genetic defects, onions are delicious and raw is even better than cooked

>>13302195

Have you been diagnosed by a real Doctor or was it your Mom's lesbian friend who reads a lot?

I have never seen anyone go into shock after eating something. I just hear stories about. As an empiricist, I think this is just how you controlled your family. And ruined their good time, because, who the fuck knows, and really, who the fuck cares (about your shitty little life)?

Fucking picky eaters. It's all about attention. Mama should have drowned you in the rain barrel when she had the chance.

You narcissistic little ego stain of a human being. Yes, we all groan when Mama brings you to the party. Because, issues (such a delicate little flower).

Like the song says, "I fucking hate you."

>gag on unfamiliar food while out at dinner
>get a beating
>next time gag on it again
Not my fault you have 300% more taste buds when you're <12.

>>13297362
If you are such a not picky eater OP, how about you eat my ass? It's well-seasoned for you because I just took a big smelly shit 20 minutes ago.

>>13301936
based

>>13297427
>Lefties now being used to spread fundie propaganda

Truely we are in clownworld

>>13308419
>raw onion is better than cooked
And i thought /v/ was contrarian simply for the sake of it.

>>13308574
nice reddit spacing

>>13297416
Also, fish fuck in it.

>>13297367
Rapee

>>13300821
Absolutely pathetic