/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>ask for sex on the beach
>they pour me some sort of alcoholic beverage

>>13301450
>ask for flaming homer
Get flaming moe

>ask for a martini
>they introduce me to a pregnant midget

>ask for a tall one
>has a longer dick than me

>ask for the bloody mary
>get a bloody barry instead

>>13301450
>ask for mozzarella sticks
get cheese covered twigs

>>13301471
>ask for flaming sneed
>get flaming chuck

>>13301580
>ask for burger
get borger

>>13301450
>Ask for a screwdriver
>Get stabbed with one

>>13301450
This actually happens sometimes at hipster places. I would insist they give me a free drink because they have money to waste on dropping it out the window. Otherwise I would get up and leave if they are going to be that wasteful.

>>13301595
No it doesn't

>>13301588
>ask for steamed clams
>get krustyburgers

> ask for carbonara
> there's cream in it

>ask for eggs in purgatory
>have to get my soul purified

>ask for a rare steak
>get a steak that is uncommon at best

>Ask for Bepsi
>Get a Pepsi
nice

>>13301927
I fart in the general direction of carb makers that use any cream.

>>13301450
>order the spatchcock chicken
>mentally scarred for life

>Ask for a diet rootbeer
>They oil up my bangs

>>13302452
*barq's, fuck you

>>13301450
>birthday boy says all drinks are on the house
>we had to climb up the roof to get it

>>13302468
>>13302452
it's Bong's

>>13302097
>ask for a rare steak
>they can't find it