/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13301843
Canned tomatoes are repulsive and people use them out of laziness.

Ketchup only belongs on things like bargain bin hot dogs and frozen nuggets that taste so shitty that you want to mask the taste, because all it's good for is covering up flavors with sickly sweet goo, if the food actually tastes good on its own there are always better condiments than ketchup, and fries don't need to be dipped in anything

men dont really enjoy drinking black coffee, its all a farce to act manly (like soyboys having beards)

>>13301858
This is what all incels believe, though. Same with the belief that no one enjoys the taste of beer or wine

Wine culture is a scam. It exists only to provide some people with money and others with an irrational feeling of superiority.

And no one enjoys the pure taste of alcholic drinks. People do enjoy drinking because of a learned association between the taste of the drink (which in itself is unappealing) and the intoxication that quickly follows. However, if these drinks had exactly the same flavor but did not lead to intoxication, no one would ever drink them.

>>13301906
based incel

>>13301843
Iceberg lettuce is the worst lettuce. It has no nutrition so it’s a waste

>>13301974
>spotted the incel

>>13301940
>NO NO NO I'M A BIG BOY MOMMY I LIKE BEER AND REAL-MAN DRINKS NOW, I'M SUCH AN ADULT LOOK AT ME MOMMY!!!

>>13301985
Have sex

>>13301843
Lettuce, in general, is worthless for humans. It provides no nutrients whatever. Good only for rabbits.

>>13302000
Incel alert

>>13302000
That’s a complete lie

>>13301993
>>13302000
>post 2012
>being an incel

>>13301843
Iceberg is fine, but romaine is based.
It's HAM and pineapple, you git.
And it's chocolate by virtue of having chocolate in the name and being made of cocoa.
>>13301974
>>13302000
All lettuce is a good source of vitamin A and dietary fibre. That said, how is water content a bad thing? It's low in calories, keeps you full longer, and aids in digestion.

>>13302000
That's just misinformed. Romaine and other types have tons of micronutrients and are healthier than most vegetables.

>>13302018
>It's HAM and pineapple, you git.
Ham isn't salty and fatty enough, cuckold

>>13302016
>OHMYGAWD I LOVE THE TASTE OF IPAS AND WHISKEY AND GIN I'M SUCH A MANLY TOUGH MANLY MAN GRRRR!!

>>13302032
I'll admit that I haven't actually tried pepperoni and pineapple, so you may be right on that one.

>>13302018
>1 serving iceberg lettuce- 7% daily value of vitamin A
>1 serving of romaine lettuce- 53% daily value of vitamin A

>>13301974
>DAE ICEBERG IS LIKE LITTULLY WATER

>>13301858
After about 5 cups black coffee tastes good.
>>13301891
Wine is acceptable after liquor stores close, beer is for peasants.

>>13302051
>1 serving of water- 0% daily value of vitamin A

>>13302043
>incel detected

>>13302012
>>13302018
>>13302028
Lettuce does have come traces of nutrients, but they are so diluted that you’d need to eat probably five heads of lettuce to get some nutrition from them.

It is not fit for human consumption.

Go eat some cabbage or other greens.

>>13302067
Not even remotely true. Have consensual sex

>>13302067
dilute this
>bends over in front of your
>spreads ass cheeks wide apart, exposing my pulsing, reeking, bloody asshole
>shits all over your dumb faggot face

>>13302064
>>incel detected

>>13302085
>>13302090
I never knew there were people so passionate about lettuce.

>>13302108
>hasn't had a Cesar Salad

>>13302090
>>13302090
As you slop your filthy bloody fecal liquor onto my visage my stuff pulsing member releases it's pearly hot goop into my hands which I then mix in in my face with the warm pungent mess that you've left

>>13301843
wedge salads are great

>>13302067
I don't get this. Romaine is far more nutrient dense than many other common vegetables. If you want to have some vendetta against iceberg then whatever, but that's only one type of lettuce.

>>13301850
We need to get more people growing tomatoes indoors.
Basil and onions.
Right next to the distiller.

>>13301993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ni8E3jWJQM

>>13302164
Ok you grew a nice batch of tomatoes, and you cook a great meal with them. Now it's a week later, and you want to make lasagna. What then?

>>13301993
>>13302043
>>13302055
>>13302103
Pathetic

>>13301843
Ramen is way overrated. So is shabu shabu (and all hot pot in general). Korean bbq isn't that good.

t. asian faggot

>>13302211
>Pathetic

>>13302200
Tomatoes grow like weeds bruh
hanging , potted, put them anywhere

>>13301843
Bitter melon.
The chinese do it like assshit though. Curry it indian style for karele. Way fucking better than soy sauce and some fermented bean sauce that's literally impossible to find.

>>13302067
>not knowing there are different types of lettuce

>>13301854
I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs AND my hash browns.

>>13301906
>no one enjoys the pure taste of alcholic drinks
its almost like you have to train your pallet. You can't pick up complex flavors overnight it takes fucking years to properly be able to pick apart a spirit and most people are just drinking it to get drunk.

>>13303758
That sounds an exercise in discernment, not something done for the sake of enjoyment.

>>13303758
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)

>>13301993
Based
>>13302043
Based
>>13302055
Based
>>13302103
Based
>>13302218
Based

>>13302218
have sex incel

>>13301850
mama mia

>>13301858
You misspelled cigarettes

Anchovy pizza is delicious.

>>13301858
I drink shit capsule coffe at work out of necessity, of course I'm not going to go out of my way to pour powdered milk diahrrea on top

>>13301843
pepperoni, pineapple, AND jalapenos

>>13301850
wtf do you want me to use when they are not in season you massive nigger?

Italian pizza is dogshit

>>13307228
>necessity
what is this meme of needing coffee to function. I work laborious 10 hours days and drink only water.

>>13301843
Lettuce is shit and only provides surface area for E. coli

If you talk about what "ackshually" constitutes a "real hot dog as defined by the American Hot Dog Association" then you are the most boring motherfucker on the planet

Sticky BBQ Ribs are the best chip flavour

A somme is a scam

Mercury Cider is the best drink in the entire country

>>13301843
it's not chili if it doesn't have beans

>>13307671
>the American Hot Dog Association

excuse me what

>>13308172
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hot_Dog_and_Sausage_Council
I don't know how common this is, but I was out with a friend last week and he literally went on about "ketchup" despite being Australian, and what accurately determines a hot dog
I want to fucking die

>>13301906
I dunno, limoncello is pretty nifty

Mayonnaise is not food and should be outlawed

>>13308426
Oil, egg, lemon juice. That's all mayo is. Yes it becomes goopy, deal with it.

>>13308426
>Mayonnaise is not food and should be outlawed
would you say the same about the other fatty French sauces?

>>13308426
I'm one of the freaks who prefers Miracle Whip over Mayo (though overuse of any sauce should be considered some kind of crime against humanity)

>>13301843
Salt and pepper is basic bitch tier steak seasoning.

>>13301858
You’re wrong and retarded.

>>13302043
I will beat the fuck out if you faggot.

>>13307671
>A somme is a scam
yeah, i hate all of these things https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somme

>>13301906
Mixed drinks are tasty af so is cider. Cant comment about beer tho as i dont like it.

>>13301906
There’s a reason there are condoms in the wine aisle

My unpopular food opinion is that food doesn’t have to be fresh to be good, just because lettuce is brown or bread is stale or cheese is moldy or milk has curdled or meat has gotten slimy and rancid doesn’t mean that it’s any worse that younger meat incels

>>13301850
they taste like coins

>>13301850
confirmed for not living in a white people climate

>>13310184
u jelly?

>>13309035
steak doesn't need seasonings other than salt and pepper. you're SUPPOSED to enjoy the meat's flavour.

>>13301858
I like black coffee, it goes great with donuts and other sweets. I just can’t have it hot, I hate hot drinks.

>>13302057
Wine has two purposes. To enjoy with food, or to fuck the glass it's in with your nose and pontificate the nuanced aromas of lavender and coal tar you get, when in reality, some french troglodyte stuck his ass in the barrel and let out a big escargot flavored ass-trumpet, because he knows that your dulled "American Capitalis pig" senses won't detect it.

Beer is good though.

watched my flatmate eat a whole half of a head of lettuce the other day. Didnt chop it up or serve it with anything. Mental.

>>13301906
Wine culture IS a scam, yes. But having a mixed drink that tastes good to you... tastes good, to you. Manhattan, Aviation, White Russian. All of these taste really good, and I order them when out with people (though, no one's made as good an Aviation as myself for my personal tastes).

>>13301906
Most wines are trash. Some are delicious. Try a port. And I do enjoy a beer, but only after exercising—something you likely do not do. Ciders are good and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

>>13311227
I use port exclusively for making cranberry sauce. Otherwise it's too sweet for comfort.

>>13301843
iceberg is the best sandwich lettuce that's not arugala