/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13300904
I agree, fuck turkey

>>13300904
oh, only amer*cans would claim to like turkey, the rest of the world doesn't make a big deal of those birds

>>13300912
Hola, Reddito!

I love turkey, I order a turkey club multiple times a month

And If I buy any lunch meat for quick sandwiches, it's turkey. Love a nice turkey sandwich with some leafy lettuce, bit of thinly sliced tomato, some mayo with black pepper, and some folded up turkey on wheat bread

>>13300904
I like wild turkey.

>>13300920
>not being a stinky catfag is reddit
wtf i love reddit now

should i post the webm that solved the catfag problem?

>>13300933
yes

>>13300928
redditors love cats
posting on reddit is a lot like raising a cat
in both cases, you try desperately to please stupid assholes who value you as less than dirt and don't have anything of value to offer you

>>13300936

Preach brother, fuck cats

I like turkey, that's why I don't eat them, kill them or pay someone to kill them for me.

>>13300904
i planned to look for a boneless turkey breast to roast between now and xmas ggs

>>13300933
do your worst trang duoc

>>13300948
>start thinking vegans aren't as pretentious and annoying as everyone says
>consider adding more vegan dishes to my diet
>read this post

>>13300904
People eat turkey sandwiches all the time.

>>13300928
Figures.
Yum the same Reddit migrant who shits up the cooksalongs?

>>13300904
Turkey thanksgiving style is crap.
Turkey like pic related is really good.

>>13300904
People don't roast turkeys year round because your average American family doesn't get together that often. When they do it's because of another holiday where there is a different traditional dish. Burgers and hot dogs on the 4th and memorial day. Hams for Christmas and Easter. Americans eat ground turkey and turkey deli meats all year long because people love turkey, but as an entire animal it's too large and unweildy for your average 4 person family.

>>13300904
I like turkey. I spatchcock em and roast em in the oven. It’s cheap and tasty. When I get a smoker, I’m probably gonna smoke turkeys fairly often.

>>13300912
>>13300936
>>13300945
go fuck your dog, roastie

Why is deli turkey so much better than the kind you get from cooking a turkey yourself?
The latter's always dry and takes forever to chew and doesn't taste good. Thanksgiving was my least favorite holiday growing up for that reason. But then I discovered deli meat after getting out of school and living on my own and I've been eating it all the time in the ten years since then (also I never get together with my family for holidays, so that was an improvement too).

>>13300981
>bestiality obsessed incel is also a catfag
figures

>>13300987
>the latter is always dry and takes forever to chew
T. Retard that overcooks his turkey every year

>>13300993
No, I don't cook turkey ever.

>>13300997
Then stop posting
You have no idea what you’re talking about
Go to Walmart and get more “deli” turkey you fucking idiot

>>13300993
>>13300997
Also don't pretend it's just overcooking, every restaurant turkey dish I've had where it's not using deli meat turkey is the same way.
Deli turkey is just fundamentally different and much better.

>>13300961
Yeah you definitely seem like a person with principles

>>13300998
Why are you quoting "deli?" What do you call it if not deli turkey? Cold cut turkey?

>>13300991
>dogdick obsessed roastie is also a tourist
figures

>>13300920
Get lost beaner

>>13300970
Roast turkey is my least favorite poultry, but I will eat an entire smoked turkey by myself and leave none left for anyone else.

>>13301000
>>13301005

>fundamentally different
Congrats retard
You now know what cured bird meat tastes like

>>13301004
First, I can have principles that don't align with yours.
Second, please don't turn every thread on the board into a pointless fucking debate on what foods are ethical to consume.

>>13301014
Don't know why anyone ever gets the other kind then because it's crap. Deli meat version of turkey is delicious and perfect texture every time without fail. Cooking actual turkeys the non-deli way should be banned.

>>13301006
>has dog porn saved on his computer
>can't stop talking about dog dicks

>>13301021
>my taste is superior despite every experience I have with the other one being made by garbage people because i am in fact a garbage person
>”deli” turkey is better!! NO DONT TELL ME ITS CURED, I PREFER IT WET AND SLIMY LIKE MY DADS DICK

>>13301015
I was just giving a response to op's post. I actually like turkeys. I like their behavior and find them to be interesting silly little animals. I also don't think it's right to kill them for no justifiable reason.

YOU are the person who is deliberately trying to debate me.

>>13301030
>DONT TELL ME ITS CURED
When did I say I don't want you to call it cured? I don't think you can read.

>>13301041
Your insistence on calling it “deli” turkey you mong
That’s not a fucking thing
It’s cured like every other precut meat you buy at the store you low class peasant
Stop giving me (You)s

>>13301043
>That’s not a fucking thing
Are you 12?
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22deli+turkey%22

>>13301043
https://www.nbcnews.com/better/lifestyle/what-exactly-processed-meat-how-much-safe-eat-ncna1023401
>Now that we know that the occasional hot dog or strip of bacon isn’t cause for concern, what about a more routine processed meat habit? And what about deli turkey?
https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/deli-turkey-vs-turkey-2565.html
>Turkey and deli turkey differ slightly in their calorie content. Consuming a 4-ounce serving of homemade turkey boosts your energy intake by 125 calories, while an equivalent serving of pre-packaged deli turkey contains 112 calories.
http://hormel.com/Brands/Hormel-Natural-Choice-Products/Deli-Meats/Oven-Roasted-Deli-Turkey-DOUBLE-PACK
>HORMEL NATURAL CHOICE Oven Roasted Deli Turkey

>>13301043
>the absolute state of flyovers

>>13300904
I roast two turkeys a month on average. I usually have ham on holidays because of how much turkey I regularly eat.

>>13300904
yeah same thing with tamales. parents make them every thanksgiving but theyre not actually that good. holiday food in general

>>13301088
That's more than anybody I know. You must have it dialed in by now. What's your favorite prep method/recipe?

>>13300912
fuck off, redditor

>>13300904
I work at a deli and cold cut turkey is very very popular year round

>>13301160
Seems like OP or his family don't know how to cook a turkey properly and none of them have enough intelligence to just make another protein if they hate it so much.

>>13301024
>saved
how new

>>13300981
s-sauce?

>>13301255
What, you expect them to just sit down and chemically engineer strands of protein?

>>13301255
We don't eat turkey on holidays, usually we have some sort of beef or chicken

>>13300970
Smoked turkey is on point. I do it 3 or 4 times a year and freeze what I don't eat. Just make sure to keep some moisture in the smoker. Either by basting or in a pan. Otherwise turkey has a habit of drying out.

>>13301514
>implying accessing it on your own volition is any different and/or better

>>13301715
>coping and goalposting

>>13301754
>Has ready access to dog dick but tries to convince internet strangers that is actually everyone else who is obsessed by dog dick

>>13301689
no, I meant swapping out turkey as a main protein for something like chicken or ham if they hate turkey.

>>13300912
fpbp, look at all the mad infected cat faggots.

>>13300904
>FACT: Nobody actually likes turkey
FACT, you're a faggot and don't know how to cook. If you've never had injected turkey fried in peanut oil, shut your cum coated lips, yankee idiot.

>>13301790
>dogfucker cant into google
sasuga tourist

>>13301799
>If you've never had injected turkey fried in peanut oil, shut your cum coated lips, yankee idiot.

based and dixiepilled

>>13300981
What in the actual fuck?

>>13301801
heh yea those obsessed dog fuckers can't even figure out how to google search dog fucking like us non obsessed non dog fuckers amirite?

>>13301897
go fuck your dog brainlet roastie

>>13300904
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/1316518

>>13300917
This. In bongistan we use chicken or (if we can get it) pheasant. Turkey is just for tryhards.

What the fuck is wrong with this board, it's like /tv/ in here

>>13300981
So is bestiality porn illegal or what? Someone clear this up for me so I know whether I'm committing a felony just by opening this thread.

>>13300987
> always dry and takes forever to chew
Because your mom cooked it wrong and your dad carved it wrong.

Turkey's are too big to roast and eat for a small family or one person constantly.

>>13302084
go google more dog porn so i can get aroused

>>13300912

>>13302228
4chan follows US law. That said, this is a blue board, so all pornography is banned.

>>13300904
This. I far prefer the more traditional goose. It's a lovely bird, fatty and deep in flavour, almost impossible to roast dry.

>>13302293
>retarded catfag false dichotomy
why are catfags so obsessed with dogs?

>>13302229
Regular turkey is bad at restaurants too. Deli turkey's the kind that's actually good. You chew into deli turkey it and it's nice and smooth like ham. You chew into regular turkey and it's more shitty like unbreaded chicken with a bunch of little bits of stringy chewy garbage.

>>13300904
>>13300914
>>13300917
>>13301021
>>13302187
Faggots that can't cook.
>>13301092
Not him but I probably roast 3 to 4 a month. I buy the breast and dark meat separately since they take different temps and times to cook. I cook a turkey breast at 350 about 15 minutes per pound.
>>13302384
Are you 8 years old?

>>13302355
You retarded furfag pet owners are all the same to be honest...every single one of you are mindless consumers who sit around jacking off to beastiality

What the fuck happened to cause 4chan to get this triggered by a picture of a cat?

>>13301004
Holy fuck, you're literally proving his point. I think I'll go buy some bacon for breakfast

>>13302473
nothing about that post signifies "furfag pet owner jacking off to beastiality" to anyone who's not obsessed with bestiality and fur fags
seek help

>>13302486
reddit newfags forgot that this is a cat site

people have turkey sandwiches all the fucking time, its neck and neck with ham for most common deli meat

>>13302384
Keep eating slime.

>>13300904
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/1316518

>>13302515
cats are gross and dirty and don't belong anywhere near food or cooking

>>13302538
Hey Lee, since you're here, is it true that you waifu Sonata?

>>13302545
>cats
>dirty
OH NO NO NO dogcucks seething this hard

>>13302552
>still going on about dogs
inferiority complex?

>>13302547
>>13302538
when are we having another trap thread?

>>13302538
Nobody cares and you're not Lee

>/ck/ - Animals & Nature

>>13302587
>inferiority complex
cute

>>13302613
it would have been better if all three got run over by a car

>>13301799
the fact that you have to do 20 different things to have good turkey proves it's inherently bad

>>13300904
cold cut turkey is always a popular food in america, and most people eat chicken year round which tastes basically the same as turkey
retard

>>13302613
I want one of those dogs to act up in public so i can stomp it to death and be a hero

>>13302706
i'm sure everyone will clap

>>13302706
>local anon mauled by weener dog. News at 11

>>13302720
That's the idea

>it's another "i am le autistic so everything that likes what I don't must be pretending" thread

>>13300968
Fucking pleb taste desu.
Most dog food has better turkey in it than that shit.

>>13302747
This is just reddit npcinions. So many faggots that love making "hot takes" on media platforms to aggrandize their self worth. Calling turkey shit is just typical fare for the lumpen-zombies come Thanksgiving

>>13301012
rude

>>13301799
go fuck your dog, unmarried mutt whore

>>13301033
I eat them, justifiable enough you limp dicked faggot.

>>13300904
My cat (deceased 2014) used to love Turkey. She loved it so much that she would jump up on the table and try to eat it off our plates. She never did that with any other food.

>>13303039
based and toxopilled

>>13300904
t. my mom doesn't know how to cook

OPs right, it's more of the cranberry jam, gravy and stuffing. without those the turkey a shit no matter what seasoning the turkey is bland

>>13303754
toxoplasmosis or toxocariasis?

>>13300904
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/1316518

die

>>13300904
I used to think that until I cooked one for myself. I think the problem was
>turkey was so big it dried out during cooking
>lack of seasoning
I got a little 3 pounder this year, gave it a nice rub and it stayed moist and delicious.

>>13305452
BASED barneyfag

>>13300904
you should try bob evans fried turkey tendies

>>13300904
kys

A whole bird is pointless if you don't have a ginormous family, even the smaller ones. But I get deli-sliced sundried tomato turkey on the reg, it's fucking amazing on some potato rolls with a nice spicy mustard and some havarti.

>>13300904
Turkey is great as sashimi. It's only shit when overcooked to hell.

its fine really. its just a less tasty and cheaper alternative to chicken. plus you can get a shitload of it for pretty cheap by comparison in fillet form anyway

>>13300904
It eat turkey outside the holidays, it's just big chicken. Why wouldn't you eat it?

>>13300904
Cold cuts are good. Thanksgiving style turkey most everyone hates though.

>>13301043
what a fucking retard lmao

>>13300904
I like it

>>13302622
>do 20 different things
>>13301799
>injected turkey fried
inject, and or marinate then fry..
Hmmm, are you basketball American by chance anon?

it is quite fine id say

>>13303356
I fucking hope she got a portion every year, or at least some of the leftovers.

>>13300969
OP thinks there is no such thing as a turkey sandwich

>>13300922
>I order a turkey club multiple times a month

based post and nice dubs

>>13300904
Even my cat dislikes turkey

>>13307355
Execute yourself
https://derpibooru.org/401893

>>13307433
>>13307928
>>13307953
Sounds like everyone agrees sliced turkey Oscar Mayer style is good and Thanksgiving turkey is bad.

Turkey is fucking delicious and if you can't get behind a solid, well roasted turkey drum or some pulled turkey meat on a sandwich, you should probably kill yourself.

And if you eat processed ""turkey product"" slices from oscar meyer you should also kill yourself. Prepackaged cold cuts are not even food.

Did you consider that turkeys are like 12+ pounds of food and only reserved for special occasions with large groups? Smaller family meals would be better off roasting a chicken.

die

>>13300904
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/1316518

>>13309200
Then why do cold cuts taste significantly better than the other kind of turkey? It's not just people cooking wrong. Every restaurant doing non-sliced turkey is similar. It just isn't good when it's not sliced Oscar Mayer style.

The dark meat is pretty good

>>13311034
really incredible, are you using some kind of script to check these things or do you just have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things even slightly pony adjacent? based barney poster.

>>13300922
Turkey sandwiches are great, and turkey that's cooked according to the cut come out good. We have a tradition of cooking the bird whole on Thanksgiving, which tends to result in dry breast meat.

>>13300904
I like my turkey. It's moist and seasoned well. The reason I don't make it more often is because cooking a turkey is a hassle. You have to thaw it for at least a week, brine it, and cook it for hours and then once it's cooled down enough, you have to pick through all the bones to get the meat and have turkey smell on your hands.

>>13311526
If you cook it in a turkey oven bag with butter under the skin, it won't dry out easily. If the bird has been brined, you never have to worry about it. Brine+turkey bag means you'll never have dry breast meat even if you cook it over the recommended time.

>>13311526
>We have a tradition of cooking the bird whole on Thanksgiving, which tends to result in dry breast meat.
Yes, that exactly. Thanksgiving turkey is dry and overly chewy, like you bite in and it has all these little bits of separate pieces breaking apart. Just a bad eating experience all around with a flavor that isn't good either. Turkey sliced like you get on sandwiches or from delis are perfect. Completely different, more like sliced ham. 100% of it is good meat content. No chewy bullshit. Taste is great and it practically melts in your mouth.

>>13311723
Yeah I brine mine, but most people cook it like shit unfortunately. My in-laws did a smoked turkey this year, which was phenomenal.

>>13311726
Are you talking about the bottom of the barrel boiled stuff? If you get boars head it's still got some texture.

>>13311730
That sounds great. I'd try to do that if I could.

>>13300904
>tfw family of 14 people
>dinner is either 2 roasted chickens or 1 turkey
>leftovers are gone in a day or two
Most families don't eat turkey year round because they end up with too much meat

>>13300968
why is it pink?

>>13300968
You are sick anon. Seek help.

>>13300968
>Oscar Mayer

I didn't know it was considered weird to eat a Thanksgiving style dinner as part of a normal rotation of meals. Turkey with all the fixings and accompanying dishes is a meal I have probably one to two times a month.

>>13312114
>why is it pink?
There are multiple reasons why turkey meat would be pink. In this particular case though, it's this reason specifically:
>Nitrites are commonly used to produce a desired pink color in traditionally cured meats such as ham or bologna.
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/poultry-preparation/is-pink-turkey-meat-safe_/ct_index
Oscar Mayer turkey (and any other source for sliced deli turkey) is cured, like with the similar ham / bologna packs you'll see at grocery stores.

>>13300904
Just like religion.

Smoked turkey drumsticks are awesome. The problem is that most people don't know how to cook turkey and end up making it dry and bland.

FACT: Nobody actually likes ham. They only eat it on holidays because that's what you're "supposed" to do. If people actually liked ham they'd be rumming them all year round.

>>13300904
I usually have turkey once a month. It can be a bitch getting them in the off-season.

It's a long day of cooking, but it's so worth it.

I rarely eat meat but I do for holidays and public events because I'm not gonna be that fucking guy. If I have the option for shellfish, I'll take that instead, then fish. All that said, I really enjoy turkey with homemade gravy, but I'm only eating that on Thanksgiving.

>>13313436
I would eat thanksgiving meals at college all the time, because they had a whole meal place dedicated to it. Next to the thanksgiving place had pulled pork sandwiches, other BBQ, and fixings, too. I'm gay for Carolina sauce now. Fuck regular BBQ sauce.

>>13300917
Turkey is literally named after the country dumbass

>>13314598
In French it's "dinde" though even though the country is Turquie. Why?

>>13314628
no idea
But the Turkish were really good at breeding turkeys after they were brought over from the New World. They were 'turkish birds' at first and then just 'turkeys'

>>13314648
I knew about turkey being due to the trade of birds from Turkey, but wasn't sure why they use that word. I like to imagine it's French for dindu, but I'm sure that's not the case. It's just funny.

>>13314666
AWW NAWW THEM BIRDS WUZ GUD BOIS THEY DINDE NUFFIN

>>13300904
I love turkey sausage and eat it year round

>>13305263
toxoplasmosis master

>>13300904
I love turkey. I buy them around the holidays to boil for tamsles,. Then I take the leftover water and bones for stck.

>>13300904
I buy turkeys every now and then for sandwiches

i just buy a big chicken for christmas. its 1/6th the price of a turkey and tastes better.....sometimes i get a capon which is a cock

>mutilated cock

Turkey legs boiled, brushed and grilled.

>>13300904
turkey, chicken (such as fried cicken, non fried chicken, and chicken squares in salad, excluding chicken nuggets or McDonald's "chicken nuggets"), breakfast sausages, and beef (excluding burgers) are all disgusting to me

I can force myself to eat a normal amount of turkey or a single chicken leg, but any more than that and I will start gagging, including with water.
usually I can barely make it past with some kind of sauce, gravy, barbecue, whatever

not even a vegan, I fucking love ham, pork, chicken nuggets, mchicken and other chicken sandwiches with non dry meat, burgers, hotdogs, brats, but the rest make me sick, I have to hide my face so I don't disrespect my family by almost vomiting

FACT: Nobody actually likes you. They only meet you on holidays because that's what you're "supposed" to do. If people actually liked you they'd be meeting you all year round.

>>13318083
You sound autistic.

>>13318083
Maybe you need to learn how to cook meat so it's not dry. I have no problem cooking juicy chicken breast even though lots of people dry the shit out of them. Just cook it for less time.

>>13318236
mildly, yes
>>13318246
I'll be honest with you, I came here today because I have no idea how to cook and I almost completely fucked up cooking lobster. most of the food I have made is microwave meals, eggs, or pizza, I've used an oven maybe 10 times not counting cooking eggs

but I've eaten at a lot of restaurants, fast food places, and family meals.
even KFC chicken makes me gag. and half the time it's not even a problem with the taste, but rather the texture of the meat and how dry it makes my mouth, making it hard to swallow. the taste is usually fine.
sandwich meat of any kind is usually fine, roast beef is a favorite, ham of any kind is always number 1, there's no way to fuck that up to me.

>>13318343
Hmm yeah maybe it's just autism. I've seen people here mention that aversion to meat can be related to a serious medical issue as well. Sometimes there are thread about overcoming picky eating and food aversions, but I don't really see a way of getting past it without constantly forcing yourself to eat these things. I was never too picky but grew up eating a limited scope of things and had to eat things I didn't like out of politeness as a guest in other people's homes. I can eat just about anything now, but I never had a problem like you've described. I hope you can get through it over time. It sucks to not even be able to eat food with other people to the point you gag instead of just eating it with displeasure.

>>13300904
i don’t like it but my family cooks it for christmas. i would rather have chicken.

>>13318032
Why are carnival/fair turkey legs bomb, but no one does this kind of justice to the bird on thanksgiving?

>>13300904
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/1316518

>>13307355
Execute yourself
https://derpibooru.org/401893

die

>>13320119
Fascinating

>>13311526
>>13311723
>>13311726
>>13318343

Literally spatchcock you fucking niggers. Jesus have you guys literally cooked anything ever or did you just come here to complain about how your mom burns your tendies?

Take shears and remove the spine

Place a single cut between the two knots of meat that should be obvious when the spine is gone

Flip that bitch and press it flat until you hear the pop.

Gently work your fingers under the skin and separate the skin from the meat

Combine room temp butter with coarse salt, black pepper, and FRESH chopped parsley.

Mash that shit all the fuck over under the skin and also coat the skin in a layer of herby goodness.

350F (fuck metric shit stains, figure it out) for as long as recommended for your bird. Usually a 15 pound bird cooks in 1.5 hours or less.

Check your skin about an hour in and cover with foil if it's getting too dark.

Let rest for at least 20-30 minutes while you take accumulated juices and make a fucking gravy with the giblets you put a sear on and cut up the liver and then make a paste from it to add to the broth and drippings. Add a can of gravy if you can't figure out how to make it thicker on your own, which you can't, you fucking heathens.

>>13322427
Wash your mouth out with soap. Disgraceful.

>>13322431
My mouth may be dirty, but at least I can cook.

>>13322427
Did you miss the part where it's tradition to cook it whole on Thanksgiving day? You can ignore tradition and do whatever you want, but you can still cook juicy turkey without spatchcocking it if you don't overcook it especially if you don't get a monster beast sized bird and lower your oven rack. I like to brine it as well, but you don't have to. I've had plenty of good turkey cooked by myself or someone else who doesn't overcook it.

>>13322427
This
>>13322553
fuck you nigger, all turkey looks the same when it's carved and put on a platter

>>13322559
You can't stuff a spatchcocked turkey though.

I don't get the hate on Thanksgiving turkey, I love that shit, I also like sliced turkey for sammiches. I see people saying that it's dry and chewy so it's bad as if they don't have teeth and as if jerky isn't something people eat and enjoy year round... like what's wrong with the meat being a little chewy? Does it hurt your gums because you're some decrepit old boomers and lack teeth or are you all just redditfags getting pleb filtered by being too soy to be able to chew meat? Is it really that difficult for you? Personally, I like the dryness of Thanksgiving turkey but that's just because I'm not some psuedo-vegan that finds it too difficult to chew meat.

>>13322595
I love it too and will eat it dry if I have to but why is it okay with you that it's dry? It doesn't have to be. It can easily be moist and juicy.

>>13300968

>>13309204

I had some cousins who were part of a large family. One year for Christmas, they slaughtered something like six to ten chickens. My guess is that they cooked several days worth of fried chicken.

>>13322678
I don't know, I guess I've just grown up eating it like that so I like it desu. But turkey is really, really good so I don't mind if it's dry or not, I'll eat it.

>>13322595
>as if they don't have teeth
Your teeth get worse and worse as you get older.

>>13300904
>FACT

>>13322561
You should legitimately never EVER stuff a turkey. It completely dries out the bird, or you eat raw poultry drippings in mushy bread. Either way you lose. By the time the stuffing inside a turkey is at 160-165 and cooked thoroughly, the turkey is basically ruined and dried out completely.

>>13322553
You're still cooking a whole turkey, minus the spine. The spine, however, still gets seared and then boiled for stock so you an combine it with the drippings for gravy. In the least technical way, I'm still serving a whole turkey, it just isn't in the traditional shape. I'm not really sure what you're nagging at here, but I assume it's just a reading comprehension issue?

>>13301041
yo I heard u like ur dads DICK lmao

I like turkey as in dry overcooked thanksgiving turkey so hard you cut the roof of your mouth on the skin. But then again, im inordinately fond of dried meat/jerky so there's that

>>13300904
Hi, I'm Bobby Unser, Indy 500 winner. I really, really like this thread and I LOOOOOOVE turkey. Can I come over and put my turkey in your oven?

Turkey is like chicken with character. It may be a little bit dry but because most people eat it only a couple times a year, they treat it as something special and take their time preparing it. Chicken, on the other hand, is poverty poultry, which is why it's so popular among you niggers.

>>13300904
These are never a bad thing

>>13325083
hi uncle Bobby

didn't expect to see you here

There's no reason to overcook turkey. You just need to pay attention to the fact that the breast will be cooked long before the leg and the thigh area. So you need to do something to lower the heat in the breast area. Try butter and combinations of anything with moisture, like finely sliced mushrooms, apples, onions. Also, keep the bird breast side down for about one third of the cooking time and then flip it breast side up to get a good colour. You generally stick to a lower temp the greater the thickness of the meat so the outside won't become dry before the inside is cooked. The final flavour will depend on the quality of the bird, but turkey is never going to taste as strongly savoury and succulent as beef. Still, once a year it's nice to do something different.

>>13300968
>turkey oven roasted and fresh out of the oven for thanksgiving is crap
>turkey 'oven roasted' from oscar (((meyer))) is good
what in the fuck..

>>13327184
It's true. Homemade turkey from an oven is a bunch of awful chewy stringy trash. It doesn't even have the basics of a nice smooth consistency like you get from normal sandwich meats you can buy at a grocery store.

>>13300968
Another dumbfuck burgerclap reciting his vocal waste.

>>13327419
Why are you pretending it's not better when it very obviously is? I would take the texture and flavor of balonga style deli meats any day over shitty Thanksgiving style turkey which is a pile of dry, chewy, stringy garbage.

>>13327434
That isn't actual turkey you guntoting freedomfag

>>13327590
I don't care what you call it. It's better.

>>13325083
Bad pedo

>>13300904
Hang yourself
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>>13307355
Execute yourself
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>>13300914
It's ok used as generic meat slices if there's ham and bacon in the sandwich for flavor and the bread is toasted for texture

>>13300904
Turkey is literally prison food.

I instead have a feast of plant-based foods I actually enjoy :-)

>>13300904
Goose>Duck>Chicken>Quail>Turkey imo

>>13300904
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/1316518

>>13307355
Execute yourself
https://derpibooru.org/401893

die

>>13331437
How, how do you even figure it out every time? I’m starting to believe you’re a fan of the show that just hates yourself

>>13332924
It's well known that Lee obsessively watches and rewatches the show frame by frame and closely watches as much fan content as possible in order to be able to notice even the most obscure reference to the show.

>>13327184
>>13327330

>Mechanically separated

THREAD SAVED FROM THE BRINK

>week old thread

>>13333119
If mechanical separation is what makes deli turkey better than Thanksgiving turkey then mechanical separation is great and should be used more often.

Turkeys are massive. Roasting them is time consuming

Turkey with gravy is incredible. You're just plebs

>>13300904

Cold smoked turkey is great in a sanwich

>>13335204
If thanksgiving turkey tastes worse than deli turkey to you then you need to stop fucking up your thanksgiving cooking.

>>13335666
Indeed it is, Satan. Fact is that most people fail hard at cooking though.

>>13300904
Hang yourself
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>>13335067
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST SCUM ON THE PLANET
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>>13307355
Execute yourself
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>>13338091
Is help on the way? Do you need us to call someone for you?

Turkey is only liked by white people because it's so devoid of flavor, good meats like beef or duck are too spicy for them.

>>13300904
They're just a big version of a chicken.
It's harder and takes longer to cook since it's bigger.

>>13338091
you sure do know a lot about ponies but that cat is from a shitty template site
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>>13300924
The only acceptable form of turkey.

>>13336508
Nah, we've been over this. Thanksgiving style turkey tastes bad no matter who cooks it (different cooks at different houses and different restaurants, all bad). The kind of turkey you think you cooked well still isn't good. At best it's less bad than poorly cooked Thanksgiving style turkey, but that's not the fundamental issue. The fundamental issue is that style of turkey is not nearly as enjoyable as deli style turkey. It's chewy and stringy and compared to deli turkey it's drier even when you're an immaculate chef.

>>13338091
>posting links to loli porn

>>13338689
I was going to chide you for being a pansy, but then I realized this wasn't /a/.

What the hell is wrong with board.

>>13314598
>>13314628
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_%28bird%29#History_and_naming
tl;dr people mistook turkeys (native to Americas) for another bird being imported by the scum yet still inhabiting constantinople and the name stuck

>>13300904
Hang yourself
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>>13338689
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST SCUM ON THE PLANET
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>>13307355
Execute yourself
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>>13300904
cold turkey leftover sandwiches are the bomb bro

>>13300968
>Oscar Mayer
>not Oscar Meyer
WHAT DIMENSION DID I CROSS INTO THIS TIME?

>>13300904
Properly roasted turkey is top tier, idiot euroserf.

>>13300904
I like the dark meat fuck the white meat

>>13338786
Ah okay that explains dinde (from India). I should have know that.

>>13300904
I like turkey sandwiches and eat them often, but I agree that turkey on the holidays is shit. I'd rather have a nice ham or something.

>>13339148
dinde nuffin

>>13300970
Spatchcocking an entire turkey? What pan do you cook it in?

>>13340528
Non-stick teflon-coated lightweight aluminium.

>>13340548
Yatta!

What am I going to do with these turkey if no one ever eats thiem?

>>13340576
DIY fleshlights.

>>13340585
Thats what the fozen apples in the bag are for. Ill just have to feed them to the chickens.

Fact: my cat stopped using the litter box and started peeing on the carpet after all these years, so I dropped it off at a shelter. shouldn't be hard to a new owner. It's one of those fluffy breeds. If it gets put down oh well.

>>13338662
>It's chewy and stringy
>it's drier
That anon was right. You're describing Turkey that has been overcooked and/or otherwise fucked up. It should not be any of those things.

>>13300904
Hang yourself
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>>13307355
Execute yourself
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>>13311294
this. fuck the white meat but dark meat is delicious

>>13300904
Imagine being a fucktard living anywhere besides the Northeast US and not eating Turkey hoagies (its not called a sub) on a weekly basis.

Italian roll, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo, Raw Onion, Salt Pepper Oregano, Oven Roasted Turkey Breast thinly sliced. Unreal.

>>13341458
It doesn't ever have the consistency of bologna no matter how good you are at cooking it. It's just completely different and not good like deli turkey is.

>>13343081
^This. Why do homecooking fags always refuse to admit ready to eat well standardized store meat is much better?

>>13300987
>The latter's always dry and takes forever to chew and doesn't taste good
Open a can of beer and shove it up its ass before cooking it. It will keep is moist. Add some olive oil and spices for flavor

>>13340576
if they're still raw, thaw, extract meat, make ground turkey and pack them like bricks in your freezer

Is there actually a discussion here comparing poorly cooked turkey to grocery store cold cuts lmao

Stop ordering your turkey well done, try rare turkey for a change if you want flavor.

>>13343081
>It doesn't ever have the consistency of bologna no matter how good you are at cooking it.
Why would you expect something cooked two completely different ways to be the same? Of course it won't have the same consistency.

>>13300904
It's not bad just takes to long to cook

also fuck that bag shit

>>13300904
They are too big to cook if not for the Holidays in which the whole family is gathered. That said, I would eat it more often if it was more widely available off season.

>>13345285
That's the point. You guys keep trying to pretend this kind of turkey is good and that it's just a cooking issue if you think deli turkey is better when it has nothing to do with how well you cook it. It simply isn't good like deli turkey is. Doesn't have the superior deli turkey consistency.

>>13302229
Your heteronormative patriarchy is showing

>>13300922
Here, turkey deli is a subpart replacement for pork deli.

>>13347040
I'd much rather have either ham cold cuts or turkey cold cuts than Thanksgiving turkey. I agree ham's better than turkey though.