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These are all the utensils I own. Real men are versatile and don't need a 36 piece knife set.

>> No.13295261

>margarine
are you sure you aren't an 80 year old woman

>> No.13295270

>>13295261
margarine is based

>> No.13295276

>>13295261
I melt the butter and pour it into the margarine tub to create a margarine and butter hybrid that spreads easier.

Only idiots squabble over binary choices. I can have it all because I think for myself.

>> No.13295283

>>13295229
>Becel
Canada?

>> No.13295308

>>13295283
Canada is well known for it's historical margarine contempt. Read a book sometime.

>TheSupreme Court of Canadalifted the margarine ban in 1948 in theMargarine Reference. That year, Newfoundland negotiated its entry into the Canadian Confederation, and one of its three non-negotiable conditions for union with Canada was a constitutional protection for the new province's right to manufacture margarine.[66]

>> No.13295380

>>13295229
Real men have families, and a large social group where a myriad of utensils are necessary for hosting and properly feeding their children.

>> No.13295682
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>>13295380
b-based and well-adjusted-humanpilled

>> No.13295691

>>13295276
while I agree with you second and third sentences, your first sentence causes me a great deal of revulsion, yet I respect your ascetic tendencies in terms of utensil efficiency, godspeed

>> No.13295702

>>13295229
post your one bowl that you dont wash and your plate you line with magazines

>> No.13295717

>>13295702
>one bowl that you dont wash and your plate you line with magazines
not op but I feel very called out

>> No.13295967

>>13295229
post your anime mug collection op

>> No.13295976

>>13295229
>taking pic of unwashed utensils
>no chef knife
if you only eat pasta, bread, and premade dishes this is fine i guess

>> No.13295985

>>13295702
>plate you line with magazines
i do not understand what this means, is it an american thing?
instead of washing you put paper magazine into plate?

>> No.13295996

>>13295308
>Canada is well known for it's [sic] historical margarine contempt. Read a book sometime.
Okay, which book should I read?

>> No.13296001

>>13295308
It's because margarine was originally marketed as a healthier alternative to butter, and when we found out it's the perfect recipe for a cholesterol-induced heart attack, we outlawed it on the basis of consumer fraud.
Now it's legal again but only poor people and idiots use it.

>> No.13296577

>>13295229
imagine the tetanus

>> No.13296581

>>13295229
>she uses utensils. fucken numales.

>> No.13296597

>>13295229
Why is there a pair of scissors, when you get tired of cutting your tv dinner "steak" with a knife do you just start snipping

>> No.13296705

>>13295229
clean your counter

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>>13295702
>>13295967

sure why not

>> No.13296900

>>13296851
based and squalorpilled

>> No.13296902

>>13296597
scissors are extremely useful for cooking. I'd rather have the scissors than the knife. I can get by without a knife.

>> No.13296911

>>13295380
If I did have kids though, they would share my utensil stance.

>> No.13297012

>>13295229
...dinotendies?

>> No.13297099

>>13297012
no this is anime mug guy

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>>13295229
Fucking wash your disgusting dishes and wipe down your counters, you mouth-breathing, fake-butter-eating, neckbeard! No wonder you're single! Any woman were to walk into your house and see shit like this, she'd grab her purse and run.

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>OP doesn't have any friends.

>> No.13298726

bump

>> No.13298849

>>13295276
Based

>> No.13298854

Where's your machete or giant pair of scissors?

>> No.13298865

Do I get to reactionarily judge like all of the other pieces of shit in this thread? Can I look down on you for fun?

>> No.13298891

>>13298865
I don't know man, it's pretty apparent I don't even give a fuck what people in real life think, I don't know why I'd care about what internet people said.

>> No.13299779

>>13298726
it's nice people care about my stupid threads enough to bump them

I don't even care that much

>> No.13299933

>>13298891
If u dont care what people think then why r u attentionfagging to see what people think?

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>>13299933
you're not really people

>> No.13300205

>>13299940
then what am I?

>> No.13300210

>>13295380
OP shouldn't have kids. look at the state of his kitchen

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>>13296851
Raphi > Gabu