/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13287723
based.

>>13287723
why do Americans live like this?

>>13287723
put me in the screenshot

>>13287723
Is this what the "middle class" is American looks like?

>>13287739
the upper middle class, maybe.

>>13287723
here we go lads

>>13287723
Didn't you get permabanned?

Ok so as you can see I had a little too much fun and my stove temporarily out of order, but I have something else we can use.

>>13287723
It's good to have you DT Happy thanksgiving

>>13287723
how do you get a pet like this? you just kidnap a possum from he wild or what?

>>13287751
What is there written all over the walls?

UWU POSSUMS

>>13287759

What we cooking today dino?

good to see you back on /ck/

>>13287751
That's a can of Pillsbury shit right? What's the mass of that?

>>13287761
Is that a sigil? What the fuck came out of your wall lad

I'm ready Tendies

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Have you spent any time with your family this holiday, Dino?

>>13287723

can we make casserole?

>>13287761
Why did your electrical outlet turn into Don King?

pet the opossum

>>13287723
Omg, look at its feet!
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!1!
So cute

>>13287783
lmao

>>13287723
how the fuck did you manage to tame those possums anyways

>>13287789

>>13287793
He is a true alpha.

You're never removing those staples, are you?

monch monch monch

>>13287723
Americans everyone.

>>13287723
America is truly third world

Seeing Spam next to a container of marshmallow cream in a DinoTendies thread is filling me with a horrified dread.

He feeds the opossums.
They're very cool
Which one is this??

Wait isn’t dino Australian?

>>13287751
i'm excited

>>13287723
SCOOBY

>>13287723
lmao the electrical socket

>>13287811
dino is american

there's no possums in australia

i think he's from alabama

Action shot smacking the can?

Ok first we sear the spam

>>13287816
Someone read the "I got rid of all my cookware and only use a meat cleaver" thread

>>13287821
florida

>>13287830
How'd you get a grill in your Super Nintendo

I'm on the edge of my seat, dude

this is good shit
is the possum a pet? How did you get it?

Whats with the staples on the cutting board?

>>13287850
i'm simultaneously revolted and aroused

Is that a sigil on the wall Tendies? Very Anarchic Magician/Voodoo witch king vibes going on in this kitchen

>mfw a dinotendies thread.
What a truly blessed holiday.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDNpi7XfyAk

>>13287850
Yes yes I knead more

If most people try to make "food porn," DinoTendies is makes food snuff films.

So excited rn

>>13287866
DT is way more appealing anyways

A grilled cheese cooker is basically a foreman grill

>>13287872
DinoTendies? More like DaddyTendies.

>>13287872
did not see this coming

>>13287887
;)

>>13287872
the most surprising thing about this to me is the fact you have eggs

>>13287896
i refuse to be lulled into a false sense of security by how well-made these eggs are

i saw that fluff

something horrible is coming

I've been away for way too long, white sips thread have turned into these?

I don't see how this attentionwhore isn't as Reddit as it gets. Or how the retards who encourage him are any better than the faggots who still think howtobasic is funny.
I like the opossum, but this isn't /an/

>>13287902
nah I think its going to turn out awesome
either way im hooked I have to see what hes making

Dinotendies I'm your biggest fan and I follow you on Facebook please put me in the screenshot or your possum will die in its sleep tonight

>>13287913
I will fucking smite you. DT's been here since dinosaurs have been around, it's where he got his name.
And in case you're as uneducated as you seem, dinosaurs are millions of years old. Reddit is like 15 years old.
R*tard.

>>13287913
ok xoomer.

>>13287913
kys

Dont threaten the man's possums

can you give opossum buddy a hat

>>13287913
Fuck off on back to Gaia and circlejerk over your fast food shilling threads there you fucking oc-hating sack of sputum. Dinotendies is a treasure

>>13287913
It's fun to be contrarian, isn't it? Here's your (You), friend.

>>13287923
dude you don't threaten nacho you just don't

>>13287739
Seething Europoors wish. This is a typical middle class home in my area

Greasy

>>13287913

JESUS CHRIST, DINOTENDIES IS ALIVE. ALERT THE MEDIA.
Honestly, I missed these threads. Animemugs stopped posting after he broke his only bowl, and Code's threads often devolve into madness beyond comprehension.

>>13287913
/ck/ is about the only board with tolerable tripfags who actually post OC. Every other tripfag can go die in a fire.

could do faerie bread for dessert

Wait what are you gonna do with those sprinkles

Glad to see you're still alive.

>>13287960
w-why do you have sprinkles

>>13287962
I dont have butter but we can make something with sprinkles

>>13287960
Ignoring your entire surroundings and all that this actually seems like an ez decent & quick bite damn

>>13287972
Reading that makes me uncomfortable.

>>13287723
WELCOME BACK

>>13287960
Is... Is this panini'd fluff?

Butter=/=sprinkles

>>13287961
may i have a sample of code's thread? you got me interested

These are pretty good. Would be better with real cheese inside

>>13287980
wtf is wrong with your hands

Fucking cringe

>>13287751
I can't wait.

>>13287993
he benches 500 pounds, this is just what your hands look like when you lift that much

>>13287997

>>13288004
how can one bench 500lbs with eating so few proteins???

Floofy

>>13287980
Doesn't seem that bad, where's the trick?

>>13288014
You're the only internet attention-seeker I've ever respected and admired

>>13287991
his trip has code3tv in it, just look it up in an archive newfriend

>>13287992
Fug, it really is him. Christ almighty!

Sprinkle

>>13288013
cheez whiz has plenty of protein in it desu, it's the ideal bulking food

>>13287980
I'm impressed
that looks hella good

>>13288023
thank

>>13287991
>>13288023
The salt saga was still my favourite.
>>>/ck/thread/S12714167
Code also posts in different threads with his trip, so just looking him up by his name is hard.

Turkey

Oh boy..... ohhh boy

>>13287958
Nah, a lot of these newfags think they are gatekeepers on what is and isn't 4chan material. They really need to fuck off or shut the fuck up

>>13287941
I like OC when it's actual cooking instead of this bullshit.
But those threads usually drop off page ten in a couple hours because you retards don't actually know enough about cooking to have a real conversation about it.

Tell me how this isn't much worse than the cat threads, which seem to get plenty of hate.

Dinotendies, you absolute savage

>>13288030

>>13288040
>crumb shot, please, good sir!

>>13288040
it's dinotendies retard

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL AN EPIC BREAD
He's so random and has a possum haha, hes also like an OG /ck/ guy, IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ (get it ). Penguin of doom and a possum haha haha, he's so cute and random cooking shit too haha he's so quirky haha, absolute based.
I'm in a dino TENDIES thread ahah toasting in EPIC BREAD HAHA LOOK HES' LIKE PUTTING SPRINKLES ON RANDOM SHIT HAHAH SOOOOO BASED°!!!!°!
If you don't worship this you are newfagz

>>13288040
Ok then, leave and go enjoy some real /ck/ threads

>>13288040
>hating on /DICKERED/
You are lower than low.

>>13288035
holy shit, is this guy Canadian? way too much french on those products

>>13288064
d e p r e s s i o n

>>13288064
of all boards to be "no fun allowed" I wouldn't expect it to be /ck/

>>13288014
HERE WE GO

>>13288040
>I like OC when it's actual cooking
>bitches about the only person that cooks on this board

Yeah you should kys

>>13288040
Yeah cause no one can have any fun while they cook. Everyone must cook in silence using conventional methods then post the boring process and results. Fine entertainment to go with muh hawt sauce tendies fast food threads

>>13288078
Yeah, Canadian, and probably in Ontario. He used to work at a meat-packing plant.

>>13288064
You're a bit of a wet blanket, good sir... :(

Possum zest

hey guys, DT is dealing with technical difficulties and will return shortly.

I like your clipboard picture frame

>>13288096
>Possum zest
I'm am enthralled.

>>13287751
DT I fucking love you bro

>>13288064
Imagine being so dull you can't enjoy something without equating it to worshiping and therefore choose to whine about it.

>>13288096
Now we're cooking with gas
>>13288064
I don't want to give you a (You) but here it is. Mind using all that pent up creativity to make a good thread?

Concern

>>13288030

>>13287723
Can you please post more pictures of your home

>>13288064
Fuck everyone that cooks stuff and is interesting, I only want to see le McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. Perfect thing to get with muh gbp XD ONLY SERIOUS FAST FOOD SIPS AND GLADICE'S DEPRESSION BOOMER MIRACLE WHIP ZERO SEASONING SURPRISE HERE ON /CK/ BOIZ. You know, REAL cooking oc. Everyone's fun and joy can rot in hell

The newfag euros aren't ready for DT.

>>13288134
why are Americans so butthurt?

Oh

>>13288141
let it rest a bit

>>13288141
wala

>>13288141
bravo

>>13288141

>>13288150
looks delicious, mate, well done

>>13288134
I don't see anybody saying the fast food threads are any better than this attention whore crap. It's possible to both, and I do.
I specifically hate it because it gets hundreds of replies while actual cooking threads are ignored. The fast food threads would die out if you retards didn't keep replying to them, but comparing two different one-dollar burgers really is the only kind of food related discussion you're capable of having.
You have the board you deserve.

You gonna share some with the possum?

>>13288141

>>13288141

It's like trying to eat napalm. I need to let it cool.

>>13287723
This looks like an addict house.

>>13288141
NOT ENOUGH POSSUM ZEST TO KEEP THE BODY TEMP LOW

>>13287861
groovy

>>13288196

>>13288168
The whole point is that if you don't like this "attention whore crap" then go to other threads that you like and bump those, or hell make your own threads instead of being a jealous twat trying to rain on everyone's parade. Dinotendies is one of the best posters on here right now. His threads are popular because they are entertaining and creative. If your standard cooking threads aren't getting a lot of replies it's cause they're boring, get over it

>>13287947
Yeehaw squee like a pig

Be honest guys, do you really find this interesting or amusing or fun? Looks like something out of 2010 RANDUMB forum

>>13288239
Yes, and if this was what 2010 was like 2010 would have been a lot better.

>>13288030

>>13288013
Gallon of possum milk a day friend

>>13288239
Sounds like someone needs a fun fist up their colon

>>13288255
WHERE DO I GET THE SHIRT, I NEED THAT FOR WHEN I GO TO THE GYM

>>13288096
>Possum zest
what the fuck did he mean by this

This tastes like a burnt bowl of fruit loops

>>13288141
>>13288146
>>13288147
Lmfao, thank you DT

what the fuck are you doing nigger

>>13288270
Like fruit loop flambe??? Delicacy

>>13288168
>actual cooking threads are ignored.
m8. the people who make those actual cooking threads are lurking in here enjoying the ride, quit being a sjw

>>13288262
Mods have been cool not to nuke my thread so I cant give out links to my other pages. It can be found through my channel though

>>13287896
Outstanding results

>>13288284
>people who make those actual cooking threads are lurking in here enjoying the ride
This. I bet he shits on those threads too.

>>13287980
Damn, your fingers are swole

>>13288014
Now this is the DinoTendies we know and love

>>13288284
>t. swiss house (beef)burglar

>>13287980
i'd eat it/10
well done

>>13288239
It would be an amusing shitshow to watch if it were real, but DT is very obviously doing all this "quirky" shit specifically for attention, not because he actually lives like that. I find it annoying because it's fake.

>>13288233
You really think it's creative?

>>13288319
do you think he just rents the possum?

>>13288319
Have you seen his place? Do you think he bought a house just to make these threads?

>>13288319
>I find it annoying because it's fake.
He literally smoked his drywall for the sake of his art. I have a hard time believing this is some kind of scripted cooking show.

I'm just going to flush it

>>13288344
>Smoked his drywall

Hey, uh, how is this man alive

>>13288347
Not going in the hall of fame?

>>13288347
Even Yogurt won't eat it?

>>13288326
The possums are paid actors in fur suits

>>13288337
I think he has access to the house but doesn't live in it.
People who actually live like that don't show it off the way he does.
Masoakis, for example, was fascinating because he lived in an absolute pigsty but didn't make self aware memes about it.

>>13288355
I had to remove the food and now I keep all my stuff from threads and videos because the possums and rats would eat it anyway

>>13288358
>DT is a furry
Fucking Floridians

>>13287913
You are stupid.
Yes I know, that's insulting.
But it's also the truth.

>>13288319
>not because he actually lives like that
he does though.

the attention-seeking way he frames his life gets a bit much but it doesn't change the bare bones of the fact he's an insane cassadaga squalor-dweller.

>>13288370
And he:
>does it for free.

>>13288255
Ohh baby

Hello old friend

>>13288363
>I think
well years of stalkerish evidence gathering shows that you're wrong.

masaokis was from another time, from before memes became self-aware.

I see you enjoyed the halloween pumpkin

>>13287751

Have a snack, friend

>>13288395
Hey, uh, DT... Do you own a fire extinguisher? Asking out of concern for your health and safety.

>>13287816
What's with the staples that have been stuck in your cutting board for at least a week or more?

Happy turkey day! Say hi to Yogurt for me.

>>13288091
He is confirmed in Florida

>>13288385
is that literal feces man what the fuck

>>13287723
I thought you were banned?

What is going on with the...toilet?

>>13288435
He's not eating anything. It's just some shitty abandoned property he buys cheap processed garbage to burn at for (you)s.

I doubt dude is 100% sober.

>>13288426
We were talking about Code, who's Ontarian. Yes, DT is Floridian.

>>13287759
That's poo, anon. OP has a serious drug problem.

>>13288452
Which drugs would you reckon?

>>13288442
hey pal next time you might want to try lurking for more than a couple months before you give your unwarranted two cents about something you know nothing about. that being said, id also recommend you kill yourself

>>13287756
>>13287793

I have been feeding generations of possums for years

>>13287777
Checked and the possums are here.

>>13287799
>>13287853

They help hold the food in place.

>>13287809
Nacho

>>13288462
All of 'em.

>>13288462
Probably meth.

>>13288483
Did the /fit/ mods get pissed at you? Those threads were always comfier. This board is a sandy vagina about everything.

>that toilet
is that a fire pit???

>>13287795
Looks so clean.

why are threads of some guy living with possums cooking abominations not allowed on /ck/? people make abomination threads all the time but actual oc isnt allowed? the fuck?

>>13288551
some guy whining repeatedly doesn't constitute a rule

>>13287723
based scooby posting

>>13288551
This board is trash. I have had better cooking discussions on /k/ of all places.

>>13288551
>why are threads of some guy living with possums cooking abominations not allowed on /ck/?
Dunno, hasn't been nuked yet. Honestly, this is at least twenty-times better than e-celeb bullshit and frogposting.

>>13288483
I really like your possum pals they're cute

>>13288551
they're totally allowed why wouldn't they be? if they weren't allowed they'd already be gone


>>13288035
I usually try to keep format for the op posts of those threads

"don't let your dreams be dreams
be the cook you know you can be"
link to op of first thread with the pizza sandwich, tonkatsu, coffee and the turkey dragon >>12355754

best way to find them would be to do a search for "let your dreams be dreams" because a few threads i wrote dont instead of don't

salt threads were a bit harder to find, and I couldnt find the very last one of them where I show the success of the egg blocks
>>12714167
>>12733410
>>12776125

>>13288571
Code, you're a treasure. I hate tripfags without remorse, but you're both reasonable and absolutely nutty. Keep on keeping on.

>>13287723
Okay, now THIS is epic

Circle your house pls

>>13288551
>not allowed
What you're seeing is how infested this board has become over the past few years. Over half the people on this board aren't here to talk or post about food, they're here to shill, shitpost, and be le ironic.We're basically gaia tier now.

>>13288504
/fit/ users and the mods there have always been kind unless I go really off topic which is understandable. I havent done a proper thread here because it is rare it gets past 20 minutes without getting nuked.

This was after the "sea turtle" egg omelette thread

>>13287731
Because it's fun.
You Europoors are too uptight.
That's why you need so many refugees to show you the way.
LOL

>>13287947
How many poor, long suffering black people did you have to kill to get that you White devil?

>>13288612

>>13288612
>This was after the "sea turtle" egg omelette thread
lol that shit was hilarious.

>>13287913
Reddit confirmed.

>>13288701
The faygo cake turned out great btw and I ate it.
>>/ck/thread/S10145960

>>13288612
and it gets nuked because you clearly acknowledge you’re an attention seeker driven by the idea that you’re some internet famous personality
it’s the equivalent of someone thinking they’re famous for spamming a chat on world of warcraft or something

Why do possums look so scary despite being massive shybois in real life?

>>13288196
I like the staples. They really give the whole thing that slightly under medicated schizo vibe

>>13288363
But that dirty house you see in Masao's videos was ACTUALLY his second place.

>>13288750
but he didn't get it to make videos to post on /ck/.
In fact, I don't recall him posting links to those videos on every fucking social media site and 4chan board that would have him.
Because he was just a weird guy sharing his actual like. Not an unfunny asshole whoring himself out for upvotes like a teenaged girl.

>>13288792
Those are redditors doing that, not DT.

>>13288805
>adopts a tripcode to post images
>talks as if he has some a community of followers/fans
>talks about his previous threads as if they were events
yep it’s totally other people, not him

>>13288826
>he's an attention seeker
>therefore he can't also be a colossal looser

>>13288826
You need more help than DT.

>>13288826
>is an absolute autist
>has destroyed his home for the sake of cooking
>makes zero dollars out of this
Dinotendies is just your average freak who got a little out of control. There's a lot of fucking cringe e-celebs out there, but a lot of the OC on /ck/ doesn't fucking count. Go jerk off to Cuckegusa if you're that backed up.

>>13287731
He's Australian I think.

>>13288620

can someone post the sea turtle omelette thread?

>>13288620
Not nearly enough

>>13288826
Dinotendies has spent years destroying his home for /ck/'s entertainment and deserves a bit of recognition in return. Modest attention-seeking isn't a problem if someone's churning out unique content.
You should jealous

>>13288850
Plenty of e-celebs destroy their bodies with hormones and surgery.
This guy is low effort.

>>13288915
If he is low effort then what does that make you? You wouldn't even exist without him.

>>13288483
Holy shit, Nacho has gotten huge! How's gogurt doing?

>>13288918
I have a career and a family so I don't need to seek out attention online.
Now that I really think about it I feel a little ashamed for ragging on him like that earlier. He obviously has very little positive input in his life and I should just let him have his "fame".

Thanks for bumping the thread guys ;)

>>13288930
He never responds about Yogurt and mentioned he has 3 possums but I only see 2. I think she died :(

>>13288944
maybe it's just playing possum

>>13288930
She is good. The females are much smaller than him though. He is getting huge.

>>13287723
Happy Thanksgiving Mr Tendies

>>13288944
There are actually quite a few of them and over the years I have taken pictures of probably 15 different ones. Most of the videos do include yogurt though.

>>13288958
Happy Thanksgiving!

>>13288040
I like the music.
https://youtu.be/W4WrQP_OEkk

>>13288950
You're an inspiration, DT. Happy Thanksgiving.

>>13288358
The few colorful sprinkles on top of that burnt slagheap really ties it all together
cheers mate

>>13288168
Wipe your eyes mate.

>>13287795
>holding the pepperoni stick like a cigar
That little guy knows what's up.

>>13288950
How do you get them tame enough to handle? Do they act aggressive?
Also, don't listen to the bitter crabs-in-bucket assholes, they're just upset that they don't have any means of getting attention online without being negative

>>13288950
pls post cock

>>13288939
damn, them possums are eating like kings.

>>13288939
This possum eats better than I do

>>13288934
>I don't need to seek out attention online.
You are literally doing that right now though. It's easy as fuck to start a family, you're acting like having kids is some great accomplishment. People have kids by accident all the time.

I once killed a possum.

>>13289012
I'm not the one tripfagging and making a fucking Youtube account.
And yes, starting a family is easy. Which makes it all the more pathetic that both you and DT haven't managed it. I'm not bragging about it because I consider it a very basic thing to do.
Like tying your shoes or wiping your ass.
Who does those things for you?

>>13289024
Why are you spending time getting angry on here? Don't you have a family to be attending to? A life to live?

>>13289015
Did you eat it?

>>13289044
No.

>>13288934
I have a family and probably make three times as much as you do and still enjoy DT because I'm not insecure enough to get upset about a shitposter on a crawling board getting a few minutes of praise for being entertaining and creating OC. You sound like a teen girl on a gossip forum who angryposts on some random instaho's thread because anger is easier is easier to cope with than jealousy. It's not like Dinotendies is murdering a precious discussion. Just go to /deenz/ or whatever and move on with your life

>>13289024
Hoes mad (x24)

>>13289024
You are bragging, which is why you brought it up. You think it adds some sort of authority to your opinion. You aren't even self aware enough to understand your actions, this is like talking to a baby. I'm too young to settle down and I like being single. I'm not a kissless virgin and it would be dumb as fuck to settle down right now.

>seething faggot still here
why?

>>13289003
not him but possums are almost never aggressive aggressive, they're giant pussies who cant fight for shit. They will bite defensively but they are less violent than almost any other mammal of their size.

>>13289075
How do you get them docile/tame enough to handle though?

It seems like an upsetting hobby though; possums don't live very long

>>13289061
>I'm not a kissless virgin
What a vagina feel like then.

>>13289024

Have you nothing more important to do than be angry on the internet?

>>13289079
Depends on the pussy. Some of them are too damn tight though.

>>13289102
Try a post pubescent female then you fiddler.

>>13289102
Spotted the kissless virgin.

>>13289111
I have, not in to moms.

>>13289078
>>13289003

The ones I currently have I found when they were babies so they are very comfortable with me. Sometimes wild ones can be a little aggressive. Similar to a domestic vs a feral cat.

People have been complaining since the first thread years ago. I think it is hilarious. 4chan is the only place you can make a cooking thread and people will call you a faggot or tell you to kill yourself. I have been here since 06, if I had a problem I'd go to reddit or some other board

>>13289118
You haven't spotted shit, that's a bait question and you know it. I bet you don't even actually have a family or career.

>>13289120
I thought you got banned, what did you do wrong?

why everyone angry?

happy thanksgiving tendies. thank you for blessing your board. i love following you on twitter and i hope you upload to youtube soon it's been a while

>>13289124
Wrong on both counts

Based Dinotendies has returned

>>13289081
I'm not angry, I have plenty of spare time, and arguing with you retards while I fry some eggs takes much less effort than, say, filling an abandoned property with meme faggotry and luring three opossums into it for a few (you)s on /ck/.
Every one of your low effort arguments about me being a loser will apply a hundredfold to the e-whore who made this thread.

>>13288939
tfw no lil possum buddy to give snacks

>>13289143
>I'm not angry
>Continues being angry

>>13289132
>>13288977
Happy Thanksgiving friends.
Today was supposed to be a stream of me cooking but like I had mentioned my computer broke so I instead did the thread.

>>13289127
A thread from last year cooking "sea turtle eggs"
I havent been as active here because threads would go down pretty quick. I wouldnt mind doing more threads of the mods would be kind enough to let me post here more often

What's with the staples?
>>13287723
>>13287785

>>13289120
>The ones I currently have I found when they were babies so they are very comfortable with me. Sometimes wild ones can be a little aggressive. Similar to a domestic vs a feral cat.
How do you find the babies and make the adults docile enough to handle? And how long do they live when you're caring for them?
>4chan is the only place you can make a cooking thread and people will call you a faggot or tell you to kill yourself. I have been here since 06, if I had a problem I'd go to reddit or some other board
I'm not going to lie- you were more entertaining when you were posting your trainwrecks without context, if that makes sense. It added a sense of passing mystery that thrives on this medium, e.g. in the case of that french guy who lives in a barn.
That said, you can probably get broader appeal operating the way you do now and on different mediums, and there is nothing wrong with that given that the more popular you get the more people on 4chinz will hate you regardless of what you do.

>>13289129
Absolutely based. Possums are such important and underrated animals. Love them to death

>>13289173
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/49797697/#49797697

>>13289175
I have been feeding them for over three years and they come around to eat.

Yeah I can post other places but I have always liked this shithole site. I could make money or gain a larger following by putting out videos or posting on reddit but I enjoy making these threads.

>>13288888
Nice quads

>>13289102
All of them are "too damn tight" if they're actually into you fag.

>>13289233
Cheers, never noticed. Wasted mind you.

>>13289233
*quints, my bad

>ugghh duuuh ABSOLOOT STATE UV AMERIKA

Let the guy enjoy his fucked up house and his possum friends

>>13289241
In a dinotendies thread too and I blew it.

>>13289244
How and why do Americans live like that, though? Is OP homeless or simply living the American Dream?

>>13289251
Living in a shithole isnt exclusive to America. And some people who live in shitholes like to stay optimistic instead of sulk and complain

>>13289238
Definitely not though. Sounds like you've never fucked a pussy so tight it hurts.

>>13287723
Based scooby and possum poster

>>13289269
Most Europeans don't live like that, though. Even Romanians would be apprehensive to living in OP's rubbish hovel.

this nigga live in a trap thats where he cook crack rock at

>>13289272
I've never fucked an undeveloped child or someone with vaginismus, though. If you weren't such an ugly, disfigured animal maybe their vaginas wouldn't instinctively clamp shut.

>>13289308
>I've never fucked an undeveloped child or someone with vaginismus
Neither have I. So what is it though, are vaginas all too damn tight or are they instinctively clamping shut? You're kind of flip flooping on me here.

>>13289317
>Neither have I
Yes you have. You're just a creepy faggot even if you don't realize it, dude, and their vaginas played the windows 98 sound while shutting down. Your pathetic, diminutive twig subconsciously triggers rape in their minds. So their piss-flaps clamped shut.

>>13289336
That's a good insult but it isn't based on reality. You sound like a butthurt roastie who is mad nobody likes her pussy. Lose some weight and do some kegels. I'm sorry my words hit too close to home earlier when I talked about blown out vaginas like the one you have.

>>13289277
Now, I could tell you that people in a nation that is wealthier than any european country obviously don’t live like that on average. But I don’t think that will change your mind.

I've learned more about cooking from these threads than anywhere else. DT taught me how to be resourceful and that you can make a meal with less than a barebones kitchen and pantry.

Bless you young man.

>>13287723
Don't listen to the haters dt, they are just salty assholes who haven't yet realized that arguing on an internet imageboard is pointless.
Rock on dude, glad to see the possum bros are doing well

Happy thanksgiving! Thank you dinotendies!

>>13288939
thank you for giving opossum buddy hat

>>13288888
Florida

>>13287751
>temporarily
We all know damn well that's never getting fixed, unless you scavenge a stove during a throw-out

>>13287739
He's a kiwi, retard

>>13289674
no, he lives in Florida

>>13289546
>one autist raging about e celebs
>two or three anons with nothing better to do than argue with him
>dt and the rest of the thread just posting along as usual
Good thanksgiving thread. Happy holidays you absolute fags. Hope you're all eating well.

Thank you for this gift today, Dinotendies.
Happy thanksgiving everyone