/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Welcome to altruism and proper health OP.

>>13288559
Thanks anon, I was told my behavior improved and i did feel better mentally.
But its annoying that omnis think they can comment on it when they're not vegans and butcher animals daily

What do you mean commenting on it

>>13288595
They're omnis who constantly butcher real animals and think animals belong to them. then they act like theyre vegan because someone went vegan when they make a hobby out of killing animals.

>>13288606
Still don't get it. I eat meat btw. Not sure what "pretending to be vegan" would entail other than not eating meat.
Maybe it's something I wouldn't understand

>>13288617
Omnis commenting on veganism like they know and understand veganism, when they're NOT vegans. its like saying abortion is wrong when you're not a woman needing a abortion. involving yourself in something you're not involved with

>goes vegan
>complains about people constantly talking about your veganism
>only way they’d know about it is if you brought it up in the first place
inb4 bait
just giving you what you want before you force this into a 300 post thread by mass replying to everyone

>>13288632
These were my family members coming over.
They saw my vegan food irl, they're the ones who came over. not bait they saw it by themselves

For anyone seeing this is bait;
this is a real situation that happened to me. people saw my vegan food and constantly complained about it when I just wanted to eat.

You can be vegan but take breaks. There's no rule against it.

>>13288541
Pokemon are tools; we use them for battle.
But they can also be our friends and companions.

Animals are food; we use them for nutrition.
But they can also be our friends and companions.

>>13288630
But I could choose to go vegan, I can't choose to give birth out my dick hole

>>13288651
Magikarp are canonically eaten in the games.

>>13288644
you’re more than half the posts in the thread just stop trying to force it

>be me
>friend recently turned vegan
>literally every conversation we have eventually turns into them talking about how they're vegan
>be polite and let them talk about it, ask them questions etc etc
>friend spergs out and makes a thread on 4channel

>>13288644
Oh I get it now, that's pretty fucking gay. Sorry to hear it.

>>13288541
>I went vegan last week and I'm disgusted by the terrible acts committed by meat eaters. Did I mention I was a vegan?
>Babbies first troll thread

>>13288673
Fake

>>13288673
>be RN
>one of the other nurses is vegan
>you traditionally bring in cake when it's your birthday
>she brings in a chocolate cake with VEGAN NURSE written on it in Smarties

I love my job but goddamn, sometimes I really need to take a break from women.

>>13288769
>Be nurse
>Have a penis

>>13288796
I've heard every one of the jokes already, man.
The profession is great if you like working with people. Hell, it's broad enough that you can get gigs even if you don't like working with people; OR nurses don't have to talk to the patients.
It's not just wiping asses and holding hands, although that is part of it.
And it makes you feel really fucking grateful for your own health. I can't get upset about missing a green light when I just spent a shift watching a 30-year-old die of cancer.

I think I've found a way to be an ethical vegan and nevertheless get my fill of animal protein. I give my dog two or three blowjobs a day and swallow it all. It's really impressive how much cum they can produce in a day.

>>13288769
Faaaake

>>13288806
It wasn't a joke

>>13288807
Animal protein is not necessary. Also your dog cannot give you consent to blow it thus that is violating the dog and not vegan.

meat isn't going away...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/americas-cattle-ranchers-are-fighting-back-against-fake-meat-11574850603

>>13288644
Honestly nobody cares man, not sure why you even bothered posting this

>>13288852
Fuck sorry, didn't realize this was so complicated. I took the dog out back and blew its brains out, don't really need it anymore and the little fucker was a huge waste of money. Got a little bit of his internals in my mouth but I spat it out so it doesn't count.
Anything else I need to do to be a proper vegan?

>>13289033
>Anything else I need to do to be a proper vegan?
Kill your kids on a diet of raw veggies.

>>13288769
>birthday
>bring in own cake
?

>>13289033
this website is 18+ edgelord

>>13289053
You mean increase their IQ?
>Well-planned vegan diets are regarded as appropriate for all stages of life, including infancy and pregnancy, by the American Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, Dietitians of Canada, the Australian National Health and Medical Research Council, New Zealand Ministry of Health, Harvard Medical School, and the British Dietetic Association.

>>13289083
Vegetarians are low IQ as they think they are not supporting the meat industry by only buying milk and eggs

>>13289083
>Posts a vegetarian bar chart
Well done. You proved nothing.

>eating a diet promoted by MK ultra slaves

>>13289074
It's pretty normal where I live. It's less hassle than everybody else constantly having to keep track of other people's birthdays and pooling their money to get them a cake.
This way you only have to remember your own birthday and bake one cake a year. And you get to have cake from the others throughout the year.

>>13288606
>>13288541
Yup you're definitely annoying enough to be a vegan, have fun.

>>13289103
Vegans are 120 IQ on average

>>13288541
Please tell me you didn't invite your family over for thanksgiving and serve them nothing but a big salad.

>>13288630
>I can’t say that killing babies is wrong because I’m not a woman who’s about to kill her baby
That’s the cognitive dissonance I’d expect from a vegan

>>13288541
>I went vegan recently
>posts Gardevoir and tranny 'mon
yeah you take like dick, care to suck me off?

>omnis

>>13289793
based
>>13288630
making zero sense OP, sorry

>>13289793

>>13288630
>>its like saying abortion is wrong when you're not a woman needing a abortion.
>Killing animals to eat their meat is wrong
>t. not an animal
Anon, please tell me you're only pretending to be this retarded.

It's one thing to become a vegan or vegetarian for legitimate health reasons. Also, for economic reasons or religious reasons.

But to become vegan or vegetarian because of some crazy misguided idea that it is somehow more ethical is pathetic and completely beta.

>>13288541
I feel really bad for those who fall for the vegan scam. I think it will eventually go down in history as one of the most terrible crimes against humanity. Destroying human health and destroying the environment, there is no argument in favor of it. Mentally ill people are probably more susceptible to being brainwashed, but the diet itself exacerbates mental illness. A dangerous trap to fall into, but I guess that people must figure things out for themselves.

>>13289823
>the unnecessary killing of sentient beings is ethical
Spotted the incel

>>13289911

Looked in the mirror, huh?

What health benefits does being vegan offer compared to being vegetarian? Does it further reduce LDL?

>>13289991

A few years ago, I was having trouble digesting meat. I had a diarrhea about 6 days out of 7 for a couple of years. My doctor didn't have a clue what it was and being an HMO, he never sent me to a specialist.

A woman I know suggested that I go macrobiotic. I didn't, but I did go semi-vegetarian (i.e. a reasonable vegetarian diet without worry about whether every single ingredient was free of animal byproducts). The daily diarrhea stopped within a couple of days.

After two years, I gradually started eating meat again and the problem never returned.

>>13289083
LOL. The dietitians told me to eat 12 servings of carbs a day after I was diagnosed as a diabetic. I'd be dead by now if I followed those morons' advice.

Keto diet with lots of meat has saved my horrible carnivorious ass. And at my last checkup the doc told me my A1C was down to 5.3 and I showed "no sign of diabetes". He looked absolutely shocked that two years ago I was at 10.1 A1C and a baseline blood glucose of 400.

>>13290034
Funny, your dietician told me the exact opposite when I asked about you.

>>13289083
>A well-planned blabity bla bla...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rieOahGXUU

>>13290286
>sv3ridge

>>13289911
Glad to know you’re anti abortion and vocal about it

>>13288630
I'm a vegan and you're a moron. You do not have to be x to understand x.

>>13288559
>Vegan
>Prophet health
I dont know where they get this. Ist Not false. The healthiest people on the Planet are Not vegans. They are omnivores

Vegans are Not the healthiest humans. If one Brings Up this Argument Punch hin in the face because obviously He didnt so His research

>>13290421
>>13290468
Being an omnivore really helped with your brain based on your shitty capitalization.

>>13290480
If this is your only Defense then i am Note worries about the Future than i already am

>>13290034
Were you eating deep fried sugar cubes before? This story is so bizarre I can barely comprehend it. The carb diet should've worked too.

>>13288630

>>13288559
Man these bait threads get better and better everyday.

>>13288541

Good for you.

Meat is murder.

>>13291732
what about the killings of lots of animals for protecting a GMO "plant" that nobody will eat ?

>>13291979
The what what?

>>13291732
chemtrail is murder

>>13291732
So are black people but vegans don’t care about that

>>13291991
>carnists literally btfo!
Looks like the tard "no you" strategy fails on all fronts. Christ, the right is braindead.

>>13288541
Enjoy your nutritional deficiencies, thin, wasted body, decreasing brain mass, and bad skin.
If you have a baby and feed it that way I hope you are assaulted with weapons. Garden implements hopefully.