/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13286149
Happy thanksgiving friend. Even if you’re alone, you’re not alone!

>>13286149
wheres the turkey dipshit

>>13286149
Looks like a good spread man. Don't go too hard on the liquor. I hope you have a good thanksgiving brother.

>>13286149
eating better than i am, stay strong bro. happy thanksgiving

>>13286164
It's pre-cooked and sliced. From Kentucky apparently.

>>13286149
Spill the details of the divorce. It’ll help you feel better.

>>13286149
Stay strong buddy. After rain comes sunshine. Happy Thanksgiving.

>>13286149
i was going to say good luck

but then i noticed the liquor

she did right to divorce your alcoholic ass

>>13286190
Have sex

>>13286149
Ha ha loser!

>>13286192
al/ck/ie.

>>13286149
Learn to cook some food man, don't be the guy who eats processed shit out of boxes and plastic containers the rest of your life

>>13286149
Better than me.. here is my thanksgiving dinner

>>13286149
Happy Thanksgiving Anon. Things will get better.

>>13286149
>Vernors
Based

>>13286180
We were together for over 10 years. It just fizzled out. Passion was gone. Candle ran out. No more flame.

She's 40 in this pic. Was a couple years ago.

>>13286256
Nice pits, shame it didn't work out.
Sorry to hear OP, if you need your dick sucked let me know.

>>13286149
Happy Thanksgiving OP

>>13286207
You should seriously contemplate necking yourself faggot

>>13286149
Holy shit, at least make ONE dish from scratch. I’ve been alone on thanksgiving for a while since most my family is dead but I can still whip up home made mac and cheese while buying some premade chicken.

>>13286316
All of my family is dead as well. But I guess I have always been spoiled. Was always with women who did all the cooking. I am newly alone so I will have to learn how to cook I guess. Unless I hook up with another hottie that can cook :)

>>13286149
Nice looking spread. Are you watching the football?

>>13286328
Yea, watching the Lions. I live near Detroit.

>>13286149
>marrying any thot legally
Anon I'm so sorry for you.
Never marry a woman. Always always never marry. Marriages are for churches, not for governments.

>>13286256
Do you think people who know her won't see exactly those spots you blurred out and just recognize her because she has three tattoos in those spots? You didn't really think this through did ya?

>>13286333
They're winning this. If you need any advice on what to cook easy recipes any of that shit you know what to do, some of us here are quite knowledgeable on these things.

Looks mighty serviceable for the occasion, enjoy the Wild Turkey. I hope next year's is better for you

OP drinking wild turkey for thanksgiving, cute!

>>13286149
hell yeah Vernors is the shit

maybe you'll learn next time that women aren't dependable

>>13286256
Nice slit on this bitch

>>13286232
for me its tony's supreme 2nite

>>13286256
You gotta delete these pics bro. You don't have to forget about her completely but It'll help you move on if you erase the things like this that invoke moments of intimacy.

>>13286819
Bird's Eye Skillet Shrimp Scampi for me

>>13286819
>>13286885
Hungryman Boneless Fried Chicken (with mashed potatoes, corn, and a fudge brownie) for me

Happy Thanksgiving, anon. I'm with my family but it's hard to socialize because they ask about work a lot and I don't know how to make retail sound exciting.

>>13287043
OP here.

Make up stories about customer encounters. Crazy things people ask you, or interesting people you have dealt with. You would be surprised how interested people would be in listening to that. Especially those that have never worked in that field.

>>13287061
Thank brother. I always have trouble wrapping up my stories in a satisfying manner but practice makes perfect I suppose.

>>13286149
>he’s also divorced

ITT: this is OP

We wonder why your wife left you

>>13287081
>>13287088
Poor pie-guy. He just wanted to know how they do it bros.

>>13287096
I wonder how pieboi's thanksgiving is going

>>13287115
reckon he's half cut on wild turkey and the lions actually lost

>>13286232
You are weak , make something homemade you lazy cunt

>>13286232
Hey my red baron just went in the oven a few minutes ago. I can't wait.

>>13286149
I can vouch for that mac and cheese. It's about as good as you can get premade.

>>13286256
Damn she looked pretty good for 40. I'm sorry bro. Go bang a bunch of 30-40 yo chicks on dating sites. They're desperate and easy desu

>>13287081
hahaha no, that is not me

>>13287172
Post picture

>>13286149
You should have bought sum canned pumpkin

>>13286256
Gross really, this woman while on the surface has a decent body is revolting because she clearly does not respect her own body. Those three tattoos scream margaritas night in some trashy florida bar. The bikin barely fits and no married woman would buy that unless her husband was one of those cucks who jerks off to other guys ogling her. You also mention she *was* 40 in this pic and you were married *almost* 10 years. So I can safely assume you shacked up with this village bicycle around age 35 minimum. She would have brought at least 1 kid and 1 latent std into the relationship. I imagine it’s probably your second or third marriage too. If you don’t respect the institution then why even bother. All in all I’m just glad I’m not you. Happy Thanksgiving

>>13287178

Post a picture of what?

Pie guy there is what in his 20's? I am almost 50...

>>13287184
Maybe you’re larping, pecan guy

>>13286325
Hey I'm in the same boat. Spoiled, mom/gf cooked, now alone. Need to learn...

How did you make it? Where to begin?

>>13287183

OP here

Brutal, damn. But, not completely off.
Happy Thanksgiving!

>>13287205
I first got acquainted with this service called 'GrubHub' haha

>>13287207
<3

>>13286149
better spread than me friend-o. Just missing the cranberry sauce

>>13286149
You have literally nothing to be ashamed of. Stuff happens, and you might feel sad or pathetic, but you shouldn't. It's just a day where people make lots of food, it's basically a meme. Enjoy your Thanksgiving, you have all the hugs and support for this anon.

>>13287244
Thanks!
Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside :)

Happy thanksgiving! Get drunk, maybe get some weed or coke and then watch silly classic movies on the TV. I recommend searching "carry on" on YouTube for some classic British movies.

>>13286294
Based degenerate

>>13286256
Lol marriage isn't about passion dude ... it's more about setting goals together and companionship. The sex part, the 'flame' part just comes when you actually set goals and achieve them together. Sounded like you or her were just a bunch of bums living with the wrong person, and putting up with each other day in and out.

>>13287299

Yea, I will go with this. I agree with you though about the goals together though.

Here is the thing, in the beginning it was great, we DID have the same goals. Then after a few years things changed. How would you deal with something like that?

>>13287309
>How would you deal with something like that?

It never happened to me.

But when I look back I just remember my wife and I having some sort of the same long term goals in life. And that was during the beginning phase. From there on we set goals in the near future and worked towards the far future.

Maybe you guys just didn't work out. Sometimes it's like that, at the end of the day, when you really look back there is probably a myriad of reasons why it 'fizzled' out.
Don't sweat it. Better now then a lousy life.

>>13287299
>The sex part, the 'flame' part just comes when you actually set goals and achieve them together.

The absolute state of the modern married man. Reduced to rationalizing his dead bedroom. Yeah, because woman's pussy wetness is the ultimate measure of your success. If you're being a good high achieving man, she'll put out, and if not, she will deny you. If she isn't fucking, something must be wrong with you. Even the churches force feminist "interpretations" of the bible by saying a wife's lack of sex is proof the husband is not being a good christian despite the fact the bible literally COMMANDS the married couple not to deny each other sex. Just like they banalized divorce.

I used to get mad but now I just experience an existential sadness

>>13287472
OP here.

A little over the top there..

We have NEVER had a problem with sex. In fact, it was one of the few things we were good at.
Perhaps it was the fact she was spiritual and I did not believe in any sky wizard.

But honestly, if I asked her to fuck me today. She would.

>>13287472
What?
>If you're being a good high achieving man

Isn't that exactly what the person you're quoting was getting at?

How can you achieve anything in a marriage if your partner isn't somehow involved.

Are you proposing that men should be selfish assholes and only achieve goals for themselves in marriage?

>>13286256
she looks like she fucks black guys
>passion
nigga pop some sudaphed with sildenafil and you'll want to fuck the shit out of any and every hole you come across

>>13286256
Just noticed the tats
she ABSOLUTELY fucks black guys

>>13287509
You need to move on. Good luck midlifecrisis bro

Based divorcing OP. I’m divorced too. Thank Christ. Getting married was the biggest mistake of my life. I love the freedom of eating what I want and doing what I want on thanksgiving and every other day.

>>13286149
You’ll always be alone :)

>>13287088
In case someone hasn’t told you (today), you’re a fucking weirdo creep.

>>13286149
I did this at like 23 and was less fucked up than your stupid ass
>wtf how make food
Drink bleach

>>13286149
>hey /ck/ look at all the food i bought which requires no cooking at all
fuck off to /soc/

>>13286149
Go easy on yourself, lose weight, fast, slim and sexy new you will conquer all obstacles and leave your old life behind.