/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13275955
claire is only sexy because her eyes and brain

>i've never had donuts before, i swear!

>>13275955
No one cares about that fat pig with a 5/10 face and 2/10 body and who seems to be aging prematurely

>>13275981
I like watching everyone on the channel. Just because you're sexually repressed and sexualize everything does not mean that everything has to be sexualized

>>13275955
Yes! Another (((American))) teaching us how to cook ''''''''food'''''''.

Hmmm, wants on the menu today? Gourmet sloppy joe? Lasagne made with ricotta cheese? I'm so jealous of Americans and their awesome cuisine. Just like their religion! Seventh Day Adventism with a side of jalapeno and sriracha slaw - now that's a quality entrée (french for "entrance")!

Charlie Kirk is right: America is the greatest country in history!

>>13276010
0/10

>>13275955
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>13276010

im not even american but you sound pretty butt mad. care to link us to your cooking channel??

>38 minute video to make some donuts
cmon

>gets it right first time
Oy vey Clair it needs to be 40 minutes long
>changes everything in recipe to pad it out
shits gettin old and thats a Clairefag saying this

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Krispy Kreme sucks. Disgusting sugar bombs

>>13276029
>not even american
>butt mad

>>13275955
Claire likes working with yeast dough. Do you think she uses her own yeast?

>>13275955
So they threw her a softball for this one. Somehow she'll still whine and ask for Brad's help

10:17 - Claire will never cover you with flour and beat you with a rolling pin. Why even live?

>>13275955
krispy kreme are a humbug.

>>13276170
cooking show drama is gay

>>13276044
yeah this shit feels so forced
>yeah we're gonna need you to fuck this up so we can play sad piano music over the top

>"Today we're going to be making.....*checks script*.. water."
>"I've never actually had water before, I always saw it in the store, but my parents never let me drink any."
>"Ok let me try this."
>*Drinks a tiny sip of water*
>"Wow, that's....gonna be a challenge."
>"Oh my god Chris, can you come over here and try this?"
>"Oh wow Claire, this water is really good, I haven't had any in ages."
>"I just need to figure out how I can make this gourmet."

>Not even an hour in and Claire is completely lost

>"Brad can you please help me? What do you think needs to stay for it to still be a glass of water?"
>"Well Claire, it needs to be wet for one."
>Claire looks like she's about to cry
>"I don't think I can make the water wet Brad this is going to be way too hard."

>>13276044
yep

>>13276363
>>"I don't think I can make the water wet Brad this is going to be way too hard."

hehe hoohoo

so how did she get obese when she’s claimed to have never eaten any of the junk food she tries to recreate?

>>13276473
>only junk food makes you fat
eating too much of anything. she may be lazy as fuck too

>>13275955
Claire is a fucking pig. Remember that time she claimed to "run every morning"? Kek.

>>13276496
you don’t become obese by being lazy

>>13275955
bug eyed kike

>>13276508
kek, never thought of it that way. You have to be constantly eating and searching the most caloric dense substances. haha, fucking idiotic fatties.

>>13276473
She's a pastry chef for a magazine test kitchen. All she does is cook unhealthy food and taste it all day. You don't have to eat storebought "junk food" to get fat. Eating bread, sugar and butter everyday will suffice.

>>13275955
Imagine the crinkly fat deposits on the legs and torso.

t. Sold womens clothing a few years and had to help them dress

I learned to suppress my gags.

>>13275955

what is this trash? where the fuck is molly? this chick is garbage.

>tfw you only watch for the rhoda appearances

>>13277002

>>13277024

>>13276047
posted an hour and 30 mins ago

>>13277051
Goblin.

My jewish mommywife

y'all mad that Claire got engaged ain't ya

Any of y'all got that Molly nip pic?

>>13275955
Oh boy, some fat old hag is eating donuts. No thanks faggot.

>>13275972
She spends half the video bragging about how experienced she is in doughnut making.

>>13276363
needs more (you)s

also, BA needs competition in this space. They're getting lazy and formulaic and I want a competitor in the millenial pseudo-friends video category to spur them to innovation

>>13275955
The only thing that belongs in an oven is (((Claire))).

>>13275971
And also her smile and laugh, and maybe the cadence of her speech.

>>13277371
does he look like a knock-off version of brad?

>>13277371
I am now that I know about it. FML

>>13276473
That's a meme from these threads. She's tried the majority of the things that she's tasked with making.

>>13277002
>>13277024
>>13277051
We are the same, you and I

>>13277742
she said she never had ruffles chips before but i’m sure she’s eaten potato chips before. same with krispy kremes and other donuts. except she’s lying about not having a hot, fresh KK glazey before

>>13275955
There is something charming about Sohma and her tattoos are surprisingly cute against her skin color. I think I want to fantasize about her one day.

>>13275955
Holy shit, 33:14. Christina is a total racist just like me!

>>13276203
>>13276086
Better alternatives? Doughnuts are one of the few foodstuffs I'd concede to their not being a point in making at home.

>>13278297
It's Sohla, but yes, she's my favorite

>>13278456
She said she has been trying to replicate Krispy Kremes in her spare time. It's disappointing that they didn't develop this potential subplot. The Mentos soda explosion was kind of fun in the previous episode, but this would have been nicer.

>>13277973
>need more (you)s

>>13275955
GODDAMN I WISH I WAS THE ONE MARRYING HER

IT'S NOT FAIR GOYBROS

>>13278254
she said she's had KK 5-10 times

>>13278002
>doughnuts
>oven
heh, retard

>>13278254
ruffles are very specific potato chips and are not comparable to others

>>13276010
imagine trying this hard

>>13275955
WOOOO MOMMY CLAIRE!!!!!!! YAAAAAASSSSSS!

This post is advertising or begging btw. consider suicide faggot OP

>>13275955
>it's a claire pretends to have never eaten any sugary sweets episode
that's all of them

>>13276123
apologies, *arse mad

>>13276363
>wate'

>>13276363
>wourder

>>13275955
How come nobody mentions that she's actually braaaaaping in this video?

ummm krispy kreme is already gourmet

I'm lucky to live by a location so I can watch them come out hot

>>13279606
>Gourmet
ethoxylated monoglycerides, cellulose gum, calcium sulfate, maltodextrin, ascorbic acid, natural and artificial flavors, sorbitan monosterate, ammonium sulfate, dicalcium phosphate, enxyme, tricalcium phosphate, diammonium phosphate

Lol

This bitch really pretending she has no idea how to make a fast food donut

She's a pastry chef...

It jumped the shark lads.

>>13279674
Krispy Kreme donuts are unique in texture and likely very hard to replicate

>>13279695
Hi claire

>>13279699
I'd believe Chris posts here.

>>13279699
So, you've clearly never had one

damn I'd let her shit diarrhea into my mouth, if you catch my drift

>>13275955
Heh, another popular brand that she she has "never tried." This is getting embarrassing.

>>13275955
That GILF is looking pretty cute

>This is Claire's fiance
https://nycwff.org/personality/harris-mayer-selinger/
Imaoing at all the clairedags

>>13280751
Perfect. She'll be feeling trapped with this fat bastard in less than two years, and longing to cheat on him with a dapper Casanova.

>>13279606
i used to live near a krispy kreme distribution factory that had a storefront open 24/7. shit was so cash.

>>13279487
Wa’a

>>13280751
>What is your ultimate meal?
>Really good sushi

The retards at my corner gas station figured out how to make KrispyKremes, why can't Claire?

>>13280751
>>13280996
I wonder why he has good vinegar in his pantry, but not good olive oil or good dried pasta.

>>13277002
She's so cute. Why can't we have Rhoda episodes?

>>13277024
VIRGIN CLAIRE LIFEMOGGED BY CHAD RHODA

Whose the brown bobcut girl who appeared in the recent Chef Challenges?
shes kind of cute

Saffitz pads across the room and sits down at a small table next to a bookshelf filled with seemingly every notable cookbook of the past 25 years, opens her laptop, and begins adding notes to a spreadsheet of all the recipes she’s currently testing while also compiling a list of what she needs on our Whole Foods run. Between notes, she shoos away Felix, her boyfriend’s aggressively affectionate mustachioed tuxedo cat who has 101 followers on Instagram — significantly fewer than the 473,000 people who follow Saffitz on the site.

“I don’t engage that much, and in fact, I’m actually trying to engage more,” she says about her social-media following, pausing between phrases to double-check her list. “So much of the feedback I get is so positive, and I want to participate in that, because it’s so gratifying. Harris pointed out to me this morning that I have a Wikipedia page now.”

>>13279763
Clearly you've never had sex, incel

>>13276086
>Disgusting sugar bombs
talk about an oxymoron

>>13279667
that sounds pretty fuckin fancy, faggot

>>13281492
Cute projection

>>13281671
cringe

>>13275955
I think her body is kinda gross and her entire appearance isnt that great, and I dont even like her that much but I fucking dreamed about her last night, being my girlfriend and it was really nice too lol
Well, I hope I'll dream of her again now
G'Night bros

>>13279767
I'm not quite sure if I got that correctly, could you rephrase it perhaps?

>anticipating Claire to double in size from gorging herself on garbage food and partaking in no physical activity only to do nothing but eat and brap

Punishment for being lazy and arrogant

>>13279528
I bet Brad makes her pussy wourder.

>>13276363
thank you for this

>>13275994
Ooo la la are u a gril?

Rhoda is the test kitchen MVP

>>13275955
is that street shitter dipping the donut in water before eating it
what the fuck

>>13275971
i want to wear her panties the day after she's worn them

>>13284783
It's clearly milk and Sohla is awesome

>>13275994
yikes

Is she losing weight slowly, or is she just wearing more form fitting clothing?

>>13281979
I feel ya bro... objectively she is not that good looking (aside from dem eyes) but my god I think about her a lot

>>13284798
>yikes
soyboy language but yeah >>13275994 is clearly rarted, people do watch everyone else.

>>13275955
I want to give Claire my kreme

>>13284864
Nah if you watch the vid where she and brad make a pie and go to a fair you can see she’s just wearing looser clothes