/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My go to for a long time. But I am currently 64 days sober

>>13271670
For me, it's also Natty Ice.
fun fact: Compared to just about every other widely available beer, Natty Ice also has the best ratio of lowest calories to highest ABV.

Six 16 oz cans for $4.99. 8.1%.

>Taste okay
Highly debatable. Boxed wine is cheaper where I live and tastes better.

>>13271670
I can't get Natty Ice at the gas station in Utah because the ABV is too high I think.
I'm drinking Miller High Life right now because it's the champagne of beers and it's $7.50 a 12 pack at the gas station.
How does Natty Light hold up to High Life and Natty Ice?

>>13271690
how much is a case of daddys?

>>13271743
$1 a can for high point in Utah

>>13271741
natty ice tastes like beer that's been concentrated in the worst way, i haven't had light or Miller high life

>>13271750
what is high point?

>>13271670
Budweiser in the 16 oz bottles or otherwise Sierra Nevada torpedo ipa

>>13271764
Normal alcohol content. Utah just increased it's limit up to 5% from 4% earlier this month, but I think Natty Ice is over 5% so you have to go to the state liquor store and massively overpay if you want it.

>>13271701
What you know about that? Prolly nothin'

>>13271743
In Kentucky a 15 case is 9.99

>>13271690
For me, it's this and steel reserve.

I prefer to just buy a pint of vodka take big gulps and wash it down with some orange juice. I like when the liquor hits like a train

New Belgium voodoo ranger IPA
Its 7.5%, but doesn't taste like steel reserve, which physically makes me ill now.
Downside is its $11 for a sixer, which I buy every day to go to sleep.

>>13271741
High Life is better, but is hangover in a can.

>>13272193

>>13272104
>/fit/mu/ck/fag alcoholic who likes the most based of fruit juices
brother

I drank a blackberry steel reserve once and literally wanted to kill myself afterwards.
Natty daddy tasted like shit but got me tipsy.
this $7 1.75 vodka I bought a while back because i am too jewish with my money to buy alcohol is awful.
It's been over a year since I had it , but I'd probably get Finlandia again if I actually had a job.

>>13272285
I've never tried the flavored Steel Reserve. What's wrong with it? I figured it'd taste like a typical wine cooler.

>>13272213
Not for me anon. Just chug some apple juice before going to bed and you'll be fresh as a daisy in the morning

>>13272320
the first sip was okay
second sip was regret
it's like 60 grams of sugar for a can
would have much rather had some vodka and drank some cranberry juice after

>>13271783
idk why but I fucking love those aluminum budweiser bottles

Hamm's 30 pack only $15

>>13271690
I, too, am a friend of Bill W. 1034 days sober.

Give it away to keep it.

>>13272395
Who the fuck is going to sit there and have 30 fuckin cans of water

>>13271690
One time a pallet of those bad boys fell off the back of a pickup and nearly murder me

>>13272515
Green text time

>Buy a bottle of pic related from Dollar Tree
>Buy a 1.75L bottle of Crown Russe Vodka for $9
Gets me shitfaced for extremely cheap while consuming the bare minimum number of calories to do so

>>13272684
Bare minimum is chasing with water my dude

>>13272684
>>13273067
Oh shit it's diet 1g sugar
pls forgive me

>>13271670
I mostly drink homebrew, but when I buy booze it's some kind of PNW IPA or stout/porter.

>>13273070
What are you on your period?

>>13273077
Ah I might have absorbed the hormones from your sister

>>13273153
I think youre off the mark on that one as I don't have a sister. Must have been yours

>>13272193
>can't even handle the taste of steel reserve
I'm sorry, you don't belong here. This is for the best.

>>13271670
I think milwaukee's best ice might be a better value than that if you get the 24 pack.

>>13273077
based what are you on your period? poster

The AB I worked at basically never cleans their shit and runs 24/7 365. Do not buy that shit ever.

55 standard drinks - $20 AUD

>>13272395
Yeah but the aclohol content is much lower. I assume OP was talking about alcohol to price ratio.

>>13272537
>be me
>driving in rural Maine
>pickup in front of me has pallet of Natty Daddy's in it's bed
>Daddy's are sliding around in the bed
>slide into the gate and knock it open
>a dozen cases of Natural Dadural fall onto the road
>itsrainingdaddys.mp3
>cases break open and cover the road in the red and blue cans
>time slows down
>swerve to avoid each can as if it's a blow from an alcoholic father
>make it home safe
>crack open a cold one

>>13272452
Based. Almost 8 months sober here.

what else is there to say

>>13272478
Me and the boys you doofus

cases of dingaling

>>13274138
for me, its Kentucky Gentleman
the best disgusting cheap bourbon

>>13271670
Hamms, wine, or gin
>>13271690
Yeah I took a little break too. Mostly to get rid of some extra weight before the holidays.

>natty ice
You drink this in college because it's almost always the cheapest option.

>>13274373
And has a higher ABV.

>>13271670
What is this shit 5.9%? How do you even get drunk faggot.

>>13274392
fucking this. Natty daddy is superior in this regard..and bottom shelf vodka.

>>13274392
By not being such a broken, bone crushingly empty alcoholic that I have to mainline rubbing alcohol to get a buzz.

>works at beer store
>reviews beer/malt liquor/whiskey multiple times every day
>house full of alcohol bottles

https://www.youtube.com/user/ronaldtheriot/videos

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

>>13271670
The cheapest vodka which I then wash down with tap water.

>>13274440
>>13274392
yeah i guess hes right. We're probably so past our ability to drink normally that we cant get drunk off regular beer.

>>13271690
How'd you manage that? I've cut back since I seem to get drunk more easily now and fall asleep if I drink too much too early.

>>13272395
I love this stuff.

>>13272395
only 10.99 where I am. I can go through a 30 rack in a weekend if I'm not careful.

>>13274338
>Kentucky Gentleman
Bad vodka and brown food coloring. Nasty.

absolute cheapest in finland, for when one can't be bothered taking a ferry to the baltics

I drank 6 steel reserve 16oz cans last night. Really fuckin' regretting it today lads.

>>13276241
I drank 10 community Mosaics and can handle it. Today drinking 32 ounces of vodka 1:1 with yellow red bull. Just snack more.

>>13271670
I get the regular Natty Light 15 pack because I'm a lightweight.

>>13273077
I also like that movie, based dubs.

When the store actually has this I go for it, sometimes Steel Reserve when I want more booze in my drink.

>>13271690
Same, I was drinking 6 cans a night until I called it quits. Just made it to day 50.

>>13272356
They’re aesthetic as fuck and you can screen them closed

I drink this shit like every night. It tastes decent and doesn't really give me a hangover compared to other alcohol so i'm happy with it. Plus its cheap.

only because my liver cant handle 40oz malt liquors nemore

>>13271670

>>13277650
>artisinal
>vodka
no

>>13277719
its cheaper than svedka and smirnoff

>>13272452
Fuck AA. They're a decent place to start, but eventually you either go your own way or stay in the cult.

Usually either high life or Rolling Rock.

I'm gay btw, don't know if that matters

>>13277777
Hell motherfuckin yeah, quints of truth.

Four Loko 14% ABV and a Steel Reserve 42oz usually does it for me.

I miss the old Lokos because at the height of my tolerance I could only ever do a can and a half and get blackout wasted instantly

A nice, smooth 18% alcohol lager

>doomer juice
This has to be the gayest thing I've ever fucking read.

>>13278166
not as gay as the juice im gonna put in your vulva you fgt

Gotta be this for me
It's $6 for a six pack of tall boys, made in texas, and out of all the cheap beers it actually doesn't taste like piss

>>13271693
>Compared to just about every other widely available beer, Natty Ice also has the best ratio of lowest calories to highest ABV.
Shit good to know, been wanting to indulge in some alcoholism while staying slim

>>13274451
this is like the guy /k/ buys his beer from

>>13278166
It's also not an inaccurate description for plenty of people here.
I only drink on the weekend, but when I do it is pic related. Fortunately, the hangovers from beer kill my desire for it, and even with vodka and 8oz+ of water per shot, it makes me feel too shit to crave it more than two days in a row.

Bought pic related on a discount.

What am I in for lads?

I drink like 3 boxes of this a week

>>13278999
Based. What's that in alcohol units?

>>13277777
Yup. I got kicked out of a sober living house for not "working a program", even though I was and am still sober. I haven't been to a meeting in a couple months now.

>>13279005
Not sure what you mean but each box is about 6 and 3/4 bottles of wine at 11%

>>13279015
were you a total asshole by any chance?

going on 17 months sober here

>>13271670
>2019
>willingly poisoning yourself with the alcohol jew
>being this low IQ

Lol.

>>13279050
Back to your containment board, faggot.

>>13279021
Yes

>>13279063

I can smell the alcoholic fatties through my screen.

>>13279015
Stay that way my friend. Going on two years now.

>>13279063

>>13278999
>>13279018
>>13279005
Based wino
http://getdrunknotfat.com/get-drunk-not-broke/

>>13278995
disappointment

has anyone else tried this? it's the same price and strength as natty ice. I like it, though I wish there was an orange flavor.

>>13279647
Are you a female in her 20's?

>>13279659
I'm getting there :^)

>>13279647
cant taste the alcohol. could chug them pretty easily

>>13279666
Good luck with your transition

Gonna get together with my girl tonight, pound Rumpy, then pound her rumpy.

For the gentleman with the truly refined palate.

Official drink of 4chan

>>13271670

I drink cheap vodka with water. Some ice and squeeze of lemon maybe.

>>13271670
Do americans really buy canned ice?

>>13271670
Just buy st ides till you're fucked up.

I don’t care if it’s expensive as fuck, I love this shit and it’s so much more enjoyable to drink than natty, and sorority girls love them too. Two cases of these with one for myself and the other to share with some babes is an ideal weekend.

>>13280865
"Gross, drinking Zima or Smirnoff ICE."
These are the types of people that drink White Claws.

>>13280880
You wouldn’t understand social drinking in a college setting then it seems

You are all like little babby to me

>>13281619
popov is a step above listerine

>>13274138
Do you know why you drink old crow? Becaws

>>13271690
proud of you anon

>>13281619

you are like sad alcoholic to me

>>13271670
Hendricks gin and orange juice, reason being is that I love orange juice, I've been drinking it since I was a kid and Hendricks because it doesn't taste terrible and it's much better than that cheap 15 dollars 1.5 liter gin.

>>13271701
Yeah, no.

>>13272684
this but seltzer waters

>>13281619
why even buy the smaller bottles if your drinking that much

>>13283109
Fuck off back to r*ddit if you can't handle Steel Reserve.

>>13283307
Lmao it’s not about “handling” it. It’s about it being fucking disgusting.

This mixed with cheapish (NOT bottom shelf) vodka is nice, pretty good substitute for limearita/mikes harder type drinks at a small fraction of sugar. Whole can only 80 cals. My go to

>>13283467
Hi, underage.

>>13283174
>buy
The smaller bottles are easier to steal.

Trader joe's is 3 blocks from my uni

Been switching between killing cases of iron city and blue moon depending on if I'm drinking alone or want to put up a slightly respectable facade in front of others.

>>13279647
I tried the cherry lime.
You can't really taste the alcohol and they're just for chugging desu.
Natturdays, the strawberry lemonade beer, is 10/10 so get that if you can

>>13274138
They also have a medicine show that's pretty entertaining.

Miller lite

>>13271670
Lonerider Hoppy Ki Yay IPA. 6.6% ABV. $10.49 for 6 at my local grocery. Made in NC. For me, it's more about the quality than the quantity. Tastes like a beer should taste. Very hoppy, but with none of the citrus finish of most IPAs.

>>13271670
doomer here. i drink, chardonay, pinot noir, pacifico, and spiced rum. i dont like theres cheap watered down american beers

>>13280291
a doomer is a loser who is aware of how bad things are. ordinary losers are low tier normies who gamble and drink excessively. doomers find no solace in normie copes.

>>13287448
I don't think you know what doomer means

>>13287464
what gave you that impression

>>13287469
Send tits

>>13287471
im male

What's your address

>>13287448
> i dont like theres cheap watered down american beers
>also drinks pacifico

Piss is piss. The fact that it's from Mexico doesn't automatically make it better.

>>13271817
Unbelievably based

>>13278284
Texas hell yes brother.
Do you get the red or the blue?
Now they make 24/7 which is half the alcohol, but I think they should make one with double

>>13287571
but mexican beers are easier to drink than american piss beers

>>13287478
Still send tits tho ;)

>>13271670
stolichnaya

>>13275915
10.99???? Wherever the fuck you live I need to move there ASAP

for when you want to kill yourself for $10 but want it to go down smooth

no love for black camo? it's the only "I have $2 and want to sleep outside" beer for me, turkeys.

>>13271670
Smirnoff vodka is my go to liquor, as it's not too gross to drink, and is cheap enough for me to be okay with buying. If I'm buying trash beer I drink Bud Ice or Natty Ice, but my favorites are yuengling and michelob ultra. Basic tastes but that's what I like, I'm a complete alcoholic so every now and then I cave and buy skol. Four roses is a pretty good budget bourbon, although it's much more expensive than every thing else i've mentioned.

>>13289086
Based, this is THE optimal vodka purchase.

>>13289086
Based, I forgot about that shit. I don't have any trader joes near me, but that shit is mad decent for the price.

>>13287448
>doomer
>faggy wine enjoyed in moderation
GTFO

>>13289150
you could dump that shit in a grey goose bottle and nobody would know

>>13282722
Thanks fren

These are pretty based but hard to find

5 litres for 100 CNY (15 dollars)

The red one is 56% and the blue one is 42%. East Asia is crazy for stuff like this. I don't think they have alcohol taxes. I remember seeing similar deals on whisky in Japan. Huge plastic bottles of whisky for like 25-30 dollars.

bought a 15 pack of this shit for 7.49 plus tax. it's ok for what it is. pretty similar to natural ice if i remember right. can't be beat for the price.

>>13289588
forgot image

>>13271741
>in Utah
What's it like being an alkie in a state of teetotaler Mormons? Can you tell if they look down on you if they find out? Mormons always seemed nice but super judgemental.

>>13277777
Checked.

>>13279161
This is the blackest image I have ever seen.

>>13287426
>drinking for taste
You're in the wrong thread, sir, this is the suicidal alcoholic general.

>>13271670
>Doomer juice
Do you fuck yourself in the ass with the empty cans? You unequivocal faggot.

>>13287461
I'm a self-aware loser and I don't circlejerk about it and keep referring to myself with some label that sounds like fucking babytalk.
I know you're just kids who need an identity but the distinction you just made really doesn't need it's own term and you're not special just because you're aware of the fact that you're a waste of flesh.

>>13289578
what the hell is that stuff even made from? rice?

>>13279149
>>13279579
He didnt say post pictures of yourself, he said back to your containment board, asslicker

Natty's give me the worst feeling hangovers. Not even painful just dizzy for the whole next day. Can't move without feeling like the world is tipping over. Steel is much better and almost never gives me hangovers no matter how much I drink but god damn does it fuck over my bowel movements.
Better than Taaka anyway, glad I got off that stuff. Some of the worst day afters I have ever had in my life.

gin, 1 litre, £9. doing 1 bottle every 1-2 days theses days.

Are you an alcoholic if you have almost nothing but booze?

i.e. I can spend 3 months at work solid and not even want a drink but a day off comes around and I want to get plastered. A week off and I'm drinking myself into depression. If I have an appointment or plan something during this time I stop and accommodate it, stone cold sober a day ether side.

>>13292412
>Are you an alcoholic
"alcoholic" is a dumb label that the AA losers perpetuate. you either have a problem or you don't. there is no real cutoff or criteria.

medically if you have any kind of addictive behavior with the stuff, you have a problem, which it sounds like you do.

>>13289578
Might as well make kilju at that point.

>>13272452
>>13273880
4 months here

>>13279161
hell of a deal. Get yourself two 40s of steel, 4 pieces of chicken, and 2 biscuits for like $12. Sounds like a great night

>>13271701
in leafland I could buy one can for 3.25$ (~2.50 real dollars) leafbucks before my province decided that malt liquor is not suitable for sale in my region

>>13271670
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>>13289594
>IPA
>beer
>lager
>stout
>ewww wtf spirits are yuck

>>13289578
>not erguotou

>>13271670
>5 days sober

why do i come here?

>>13277777
100% agree
I started with AA after rehab but it was so weird and uncomfortable. I found better help with non drinking friends and a therapist.

>>13292667
Canada has loony christcucks too? I thought you guys were beyond that. I live in the sharia law evangelical south where my county only recently allowed alcohol sales in the county seat. Possession of alcohol outside that county seat is still illegal. Cuckservatives are weird.

>>13293116
Also, a lot of this recently

>>13271750
Utah is still doing the 3.2 abw shit? I thought they'd be forced to change when Oklahoma changed its liquor laws.

This is as cheap as I’ll go. $20 for a handle, 86 proof. Gets the job done.

>>13293138
I'm pretty sure I disliked EW, but I tried the bonded. Now I have a new cheap whiskey to get while money is tight. 50% too.

Fireball. Yeah yeah I know I just really love cinnamon. Drank a liter and some beers 2 days ago and I am in fucking hell. Detoxing like a mother fucker but also getting massive hunger pangs. Every time I try to eat ii comes right back up. I swear to god you moment you hit 30 the fucking warranty just expires. 32 and I can barely drink with 3 day hang overs.
>Blog is now over

>>13293374
Yep. Us boomers gotta take it easy. I’m switching to cannabis.

the new bittle is fuckin gay

>>13277854
what he said. high life tastes better but RR is the cheapest widely-available rack around these parts

>>13293374
34 and I swear my liver is half dead. I cannot drink at all. I just get sick for days and days

>>13271670
Fuck off, frat bro.

>>13293116
>12oz grenades

How much of my life?

>>13289617
There better not be any alcohol in that drink.

>>13293439
Ditto. I am positive I'll stroke out if I go back to cocaine. I cannot tell if it is because we drank our liver into shriveled grapes or it is just an age thing.

>>13292937
It's nothing to do with morality, but practicality; in Alberta here natives would buy the 40oz's of Axehead, Big Bear, Colt 45 etc. and then immediately terrorize the community with petty crime and harassment. Then of course they'd come stumbling back into the liquor store covered in piss scaring customers yelling and picking fights. I'm not 100% sure they are actually banned here but every chain liquor retailer stopped carrying 40's a few years ago. They were simply a liability because aboriginals here cannot process alcohol normally and it is downright reckless to allow them to get full on out of control chug wasted for $5.

>>13289621
>Icehouse
>Steel
>High Life in 40oz bottles
Lolno. Blacks don't drink those. Whites do. Blacks drink:
>Schlitz blue bull
>St Ives
>OE800
>King Cobra
t. Rural Mississippi

I really miss this shit. It was available everywhere in the city and was so much better than the other malt liquors

>Beer

>>13273876
Well done
8/10

>>13271670
I had a seizure after drinking vodka like crazy for a few months. I got some medication, and now it is pretty chill for me to just get some stronger beers if I get the urge to drink, which is much less now. It is so nice to have hard liquor out of my life. I feel like a new person.

>>13275915
>>13275915
Ok im a bit of a drinker and im a lot fatter than i once was but at '5"9 and 175 lbs i could drink 10 of these and then go to class and not drop out. Hamms is cheap and...thats it. Theres literally no other saving grace. I bought it twice. Forst because broke college kid and second because i was convinced i mustve got a bad batch or something. This shit could not get me drunk.

>>13276385
I clear about a pint of vodka and several beers every night? Am i based and redpilled or alcoholic and youhaveaproblempilled?

>>13279018
Oof. This hits close to home. Used to smash a box and a half of franzia every other night.

>>13279647
It tastes like cough syrup. Truly is where its at for hard selztee breh.

>>13279952
Based sheep shagger. Does the webbing between your fingers actually help with swimming?

>>13281619
Oof.

>>13293374
Tfw 28 and havent slowed down since 17.

>>13271690
hell yeah brother. 7.99 at my grocery store for these puppies. I drink this or Lebatt ice tall boys.

>>13283174
I can fit a half-pint in my back pocket with ease. It's hard to be discreet about drinking from a 1.5 liter jug in public, but I have done it recently.

>>13284990
Nah m8, I'm a blue-collar guy, not a thief.

>>13295768
You could just pour from the big bottle into one small bottle

>>13293135
We just got 5.0 ABV a few weeks ago, but Natty Daddy and some other beers are higher than that so you still have to overpay at the state liquor store.
Nice that I can go get a 30 pack of regular Budweiser at the gas station now and just drink beer all weekend though

>>13289604
Some are okay and some think they are better than everybody. Ironically, it's the giant fat Mormon women that that are the worst about thinking they're better than everybody. It's like the opposite of Las Vegas

>>13294899
that's pretty much the entry level to hugeproblemtier

keep it up and you will have issues, guaranteed

>>13271670
I drink the same as you OP, had to switch from vodka because I'd drink a fifth every night if i got it. I drink a 15 pack in 2 or 3 days usually.

>>13289116
based

>>13289961
kys asshole

>>13292756
hang in there bud. leave the thread if its too much. I know when I tried to stay off the stuff, coming to threads like these didn't work out well for me.

>>13293630
fuck off chode

>>13294127
inferior beings

>>13294899
Yeah my dude I would cut back a bit.

>>13292673
Hops may be making me less of a man, but damn a good craft beer is nice.

>>13277777

This doomer thing is just not sustainable.

Drinking, working, and staring at a screen eventually get boring. I end up wanting to read a book just to feel like I'm learning something

>>13299392
What makes you think you can’t read and be a doomer? /lit/ probably even has a doomer core list.

>>13289604
It's not bad if you live in Salt Lake City. There are plenty of liquor stores there where you can get full strength booze. And the 4% ABV stuff you can get at gas stations/grocery stores gets the job done in a pinch.

>>13299401
Osamu Dazai - No Longer Human

>>13299401
It is Notes From Underground, A Clockwork Orange, The Idiot, everything Patricia Highsmith except Carol, Post Office.

>>13271701
A recipe for a good time and a bad time the next time

>>13294197
blacks love Icehouse
t. South Carolina

>>13299401
Doomers dont do much of anything. They are too fried to challenge their brains, mostly.

>>13299421
Great novel.

>>13299417
Post office was okay but Buk is too samey and tryhard. The Idiot is great, as is Notes. Never read Clockwork or any Highsmith

>>13278999
>Boxed wine
Faggot

>>13281619
One time I drank this shit it gave me the worst hangover of my fucking life. Surprisingly thick n syruppy too

>>13279161
where the fuck do I find such a place anon?