/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13242066
fuck off and die, nigger.

>>13242066
It's based and btfo'd McDickshit on the Philippines

>>13242072
Whoa, maybe you should settle down there, bub

>>13242066
banana ketchup spaghetti

>>13242066
I always upgrade to piña juice!

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>>13242066
Hello SIR, welcome to JOLLIBEE®, can I take your order please sir

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>>13242066
Upgrade to pineapple juice.

Try our PALABOK FIESTA®!

I want. .yum burger

For me, it's the breakfast hotdog

>>13242411
what kind of chicken restaurant doesn't sell tendies???

>>13242414
>4chan ck JOLLIBEE® ad 004.jpg
based

>>13242468
Most of them. They usually fry cuts of chicken breast and call them tendies, and that's a lie.

>>13242472
We are very open about this. We just refused to pay the 4channel, that would have guaranteed that JOLLIBEE® threads would also be protected from 404ing + regular bumps by jannies until post limit was reached.

>>13242066
The fact that I can get fried chicken, burgers, and half-decent spaghetti from the same place makes it pretty decent in my book. Also they keep it clean, not staffed by lazy niggers who refuse to do half of their workload and spit in customer's food.

>I missed you so much!

>>13242379
>>13242417
basado

>>13242072
/thread

no wonder this board is shit now

>>13244901
But how do you feel about Jollibees?

>>13245452
I'm a jolliAnon, I love Jollibee!

>>13242447
Shouldn't it be breakfast sausages?

>>13246321
No, it's a hotdog.

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

>>13243008
i'll put jollibees stickers up around my university if you give me her social media.

>>13242538
you must have extremely low standards

>>13242423
cheecha no wookie palabok solo ho ho ho ho.

Home of the CHICKENJOY®!

>>13242066
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

ive been to the one in chicago and its pretty good. would go again.

>>13242066
Get out of my board you dirty flips reeeeee

>>13247227

Anon..

>>13242066

This was from a jollibees thread back in april and i found it highly amusing

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>>13246700
Underrated

>>13247263
Thanks for your patronage, mr. anon! You are welcome anytime!

>>13242411
That's expensive as shit for that little portions.

>>13246656
>Spaghetti with cheddar cheese.

>>13242411
>dipping fried chicken in gravy

Even american obese niggers think: "damn, that shit greasy."

ASIANS SHOULD NOT BE EATING FRIED CHICKEN BECAUSE THAT IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF AFRICANS!!!!

Stop this oppression now. Boycott Jolleebees!

Does that "spaghetti" taste as bad as it looks?

>>13242447
I would unironically eat that daily if i didn't have to drive 12 hrs for it.

>>13242066
based spicy chicken recipe

>>13242066
>$0.04 has been deposited into your account. Thank you for supporting Jollibee Foods Corporation®.

>still havent decided what to burn
think Im gonna blow my brains out lads.

Pathfinder or Wind Archer

It's fast food from a bad part of Asia. Why do you retards expect it to be magic? T.filipino

>>13242066
It's garbage that's constantly shilled here by boat niggers.

>>13246700
HEH

>>13242066
I want to curbstomp this little fucker

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>>13247428
this is why /ck/ is still a good board

I only like their jolly hotdog.

>>13251450
Sup reddit

>just moved to hawaii
>multiple jollibees on oahu
>fuckya.png
>go to the one in waipahu
>the only white kid in the restaurant
>get the chicken joy with steamed rice
>also get a peach mango pie
>everything tasted good and was full
>will go again
If anything, everyone has gotta get the peach mango pie

>>13242447
That looks pretty good actually

>>13242066
>Be Flip, casual /k/, /o/ and /out/ lurker
>visit /ck/ for the first time
>see this on catalog
>enter thread
>apparently, Jollibee shitposting seems to be persistent here or either /ck/ is a huge Jollibee fan
>mfw I love Jollibee

Wtf

What the fuck

>>13252469
wrong pic lol
>mfw I love Jollibee too

>>13252469
>>13252475
The only thing that looks good is the KFC style chicken. The spaghetti dish looks so cheap it’s depressing, even prison food looks better. No wonder your impoverished females are all race traitors.

>>13242411
No tendies reeee

>>13251998
>waipahu
that's near pearl city right?
Have you been to the mcdonalds that has a separate shack on the left side of the drive thru that's fed by a conveyor belt from the main building so you don't have to reach over the passenger side of your vehicle to reach the window?
I saw it on google earth and I've been autistically fascinated by it ever since.

>>13252469
Upgrade to pineapple juice.

>>13252469
They make sad commercials

hmm

>>13242411
Holy shit that price . . . is this in Canada? Why is fucking pasta so much? its like the grossest cheapest thing on there is and its 15 bucks? why not just get some wicked Pho for the same price?

>>13246663
This. . . Like o boy cheddar cheese and sugar sauce on fast food noodles.

>>13246663
>the one anon who got memed into going

>>13246700

>>13247227

>>13242066
Fucking pag pag pigs of the Pacific.

>>13242066
Take your plate of pagpag and fuck off.

>>13246700
fucking kek

>>13247227
now this...this is based

>>13251998
>>13252653
answer me. I need to know.

>>13257096
the comfiest thread on /ck/ stays... forever.

>>13252653
>>13257515
I didn't know about that anon. But I'll be sure to check it out. I'm guessing it's in that general vicinity.

>>13246700
LOL

>>13242066
the colonel fears the bee

>>13260359
redpill me on Palabok fiesta bros

>>13246663
that looks like even bigger catshit than Church's Chicken

Jolibee's honestly looks so fucking bad even by fast food standards. Yet, I really want to try everything on their menu out of morbid curiosity.
I guess this is successful advertising.

>>13260730
glass noodles topped with shrimp and pork bits drenched in a savory, meat sauce

>>13242066
Philippines McDo is waaaay better. It's pretty much McDo's food but with Jolibee's in one area.

>>13254305
Should have been an african groom.

Don’t know about jollibees in America, but in Vietnam it’s trash. Only fried chicken on the menu, and the sandwiches are small as fuck. I only go to get a fried taro pie and ice cream sundae for like $1.50

>>13252653
That's how the one in Manoa is. That way we can all also run eachotha over while we walk out with our spam and rice breakfast platter.

Jollebees is literally asians culturally appropriating & bastardizing food from other peoples.

>>13262527
McDo chicken is trash, but i do love their chicken ala king

>>13264517
I can see the appeal if the prices reflected the market. 45 -p- is about .88 USD
So that means its pretty cheap for a hamburger. It would even win over McDonalds.

oh but wait. It's a 1.59 USD?
Would any Philippine pay 81 -p- for a Yum with Cheese?
Please? Any Philippino here? 81p? No?

I know promo pics are always bullshit but if you can't even make staged shots of your food look edible then there's gotta be something very wrong

>>13265010
JOLLIBEE®

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>>13262532
You're only halfway down the rabbit hole

>>13265037
Why are asians so weird?

>>13265064
My dude eating more hotdogs in his spagooter. It's a low test issue. You hate to see it.

>>13246656

It all looks... So sad....

>>13265037
>arr rook same

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>>13265037
I'd rather have the girl who is after the guy. She is cute and seems nice and lower maintenance than the other one.

>>13242066
i thought the picture said "great jobi" and that was the name of the mascot

>>13254305
>>13265037
>>13265064
> They all get cucked
I thought cuckoldry was a white people fetish.

Jollibee? More like Jollibae

>>13264490
>McDo chicken is trash
thats why i eat their nuggs instead. also i missed that one in a previous visit

>>13248934
But flips are part nigger so it's allowed.

>>13266874
id fuck that baebee

>>13256679
Yeah, that's a Canada menu. Though it's a little better priced in my city. The flips here will pay no matter what since it's *their* brand.
No idea if their spaghetti is a larger portion or what, since I'm not a slope and just go there for the spicy chickenjoy. But first-world infrastructure (even by leaf standards) means first-world overhead.

>>13242066
based pinoy food chains

>>13263619
Is this the one?
Interesting, I assume that awning has the conveyor in it.

>>13262532
Nah, in reality he would have been a white guy. We're robbing all their women.

A Jolibee opened up in my city and they had to set up a event tent to house waiting pinoys.

I wanted to try something from Jollibees but don't know what to get. I tried asking for recommendations but my inferior white ears cannot understand Tagalog.

>>13268435
get a bucket treat

>>13268306
truly

"Redpill me on" should be word-filtered to "I am advertising" on /ck/ only.

>>13261764
Hey man don't hate on Church's. Closest fast food place to me when I was living in the hood in college and I learned to love it. Better than KFC easily.

>>13270133
so you prefer eating catshit to kfc? How bad is your local kfc