/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13264996
>stock image
>inane question no one really cares about
worse than fast food threads

>>13264996
I seen them. Big ones.

me on the right

>>13265003
oh yeah?

>>13264996
>all those mystery meat brown mutt kids
yep sounds about right

>>13264996
almost, high school. school's biggest dealer wound up throwing some fries at my bro. he just got up and made himself appear bigger.
we totally could have started a food fight. i wound up getting high for the first time with that same dealer later on. he's a pretty cool guy.

>>13264996
i started one in 4th grade. assholes made me clean the cafeteria like i was the spic janitor

Don't bring a knife to a food fight

>>13264996
They only exist in cartoons

>>13264996
My clique would start them in middle school cafeteria. The thing was, it would initially be targeted at another clique table but the entire cafeteria would explode in a free for all. I suppose there's some socio-psycho significance to it, but fuck if I know what it is.

>>13265029
Yeah motherfluffer.

>>13264996
yeah but in my experience they're rare, end very quickly, and nonexistent after high school

>>13265146
What's with this mutt meme?

>>13264996
>don't throw away food! there are african children starving!
>amerimutts can have food fights

>>13267117
>What's with this mutt meme?

>>13264996
There's a big one every ten years or so at most high school. Or I'd like to think so, anyway it was the case at my highschool. It's not worth it tho because at least 6 people were expelled permanantly because of that.

>>13269845
>fat ass proceeds to eat the cake off the ground

>>13269845
I have been to that party more times than I can count. Good people.
https://youtu.be/mSnRq6iyHKg

>>13267117
It’s an infection. A /pol/ infection. You’re fucked, as well as I. Ya best start believing in coerced anal fantasies. YOU’RE IN ONE.

DO *clap* AMERICANS *clap* REALLY?

AMMMMMMMEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCAAANNNNNNNMMSSSSSSSS

AAHHHHHHHHH

>>13264996
It comes when you least suspect it.

>>13269917
We have so much god damn food we throw it around like shit

>>13264996
what a weird picture
>only white and black kids fighting
>equal number of white and black kids
On topic, I've never witnessed a real food fight before but I got detention in middle school for throwing a roll at someone. We also used to fling fries across the room
>inflate ziplock bag
>press corner in, place fry inside indent
>fist stomp bag and fry flies clear across the room
Good times

When I was in 10th or 11th grade there was a neighboring school that I knew some people at who had one. It ended pretty quickly after the school cop got beaned in the head with an apple and tackled some kid. Don't even know if he tackled the correct kid

>>13269845
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>13269845
>americans

Me and my group of friends started them all the time in high school. Usually throwing apples, sandwiches, old burritos, old milk cartons at each other. Whatever we could get free from the lunch line

When adults do it it’s called sploshing.

>>13272898
Repugnant. Seeing this stuff kills my libido for weeks.

>>13264996

>>13272930

>>13267117

>>13269845
for real though, how does that skeleton child even stand unassisted?

>>13273321

Yeah. I've been in 4 food fights that broke out because of fights throughout public school. I hated every single one of those NPCs. The only think I regret as an adult now is not knocking out each and everyone one of them in the frenzy. Then again I would probably only be able to get 10 before being subdued by the mob.

>>13264996
im sure they happen but ive never seen one personally. i got overexcited once in hs and tried to start one with delusions of grandeur in my head as if starting a food fight would finally make me popular. my friends and i were talking about food fights so i stood up with a handful of baby carrots and yelled
>FOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT
at the top of my lungs and threw the carrots across the cafeteria. everyone turned to look at me and my friends were cracking up but noone else was laughing. a teacher came over and led me to the principal where i received a day's in school suspension. did not become totally popular like i thought but more people talked to me the following week and i made more friends at least
>>13267779
lol what? how uptight was your school or was there more to the story?

We had like 3 food fights in high school, my friend got pelted by an unopened chocolate milk container, not the carton one. I always got out unscathed