/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hand them to the china man and let him do his thing.

Barbie, with lemon, lime, butter, salt and pepper.

Calling shrimp bugs is as accurate as calling beef rats or corn algae.

>>13260201
shhhhh you eat bugs but you discriminate against eating bugs because you're stupid and your opinions aren't based in reality like mine.
we could make so many more humans if we killed all the cows and ate bugs instead.
so many more GDPs

>>13260210
Everyone knows the only moral choice is to do everything humanly possible to support population growth without regard to quality of life!

lemon, salt, butter, garlic and/or shallots.

>>13260210
You babies are so triggered.

>>13260055
flash boil, then eat as it is or with dips.

>>13260201
both cattle and rats are mammals

butterflied and deep fried

>>13260656
this but fried or steamed anon?

>>13260055
depends on the size

Simple, just pan cooked in some salted butter with some pepper. Maybe lemon if I'm feeling high effort.

Shrimp is a food that doesn't need seasoning imo. Strong flavor by itself.

>rags

>>13260728
fried, always fried. fry the prawns with butter until golden, remove from pan, then fry garlic and shallots, add chilipowder if you want then add prawns back into the pan. toss for a minute, then serve with lemon juice and salt.

>>13260650
Go complain to China, they're busy strip mining the ocean for anything that twitches or swims or crawls and grinding it up into protein patties for their billion plus people.

Just boil them in water and dip them in garlic butter

>>13260728
grilled

shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautes it. There's, um, shrimp ka-bobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich, that's about it.

>>13260055
So I just had a thought bros. Can you imagine cockroaches being farmed, and genetically modified for meat. So full of gmos they're the size of langoustines.

Now imagine one of those langoustine sized motherfuckers in your house. Shit.

>>13261033
Can't we farm it in a chamber with higher oxigen?

>>13261033
are they tasty?

Breaded and fried with heaps of crisps and cocktail sauce

>>13260055
Do you call lobsters bugs as well, retard?

>>13262700
People have half-jokingly called all commonly eaten aquatic arthropods for ages now you easily bothered manchild

>>13261040
youd have to go through dozens if not hundreds if generations of cuckroaches to see any size difference

>>13260055
anyone else seen seafood a apart from fish as peasant tier

>>13262712
so like 6 months?

>>13260055
covered in large amounts of old bay and steamed.

>>13262712
good thing we've been working on it for generations

>>13260055
Wrapped in bacon
Or
Grilled as a side for steak
Battered and fried good too

Why are prawns smothered in garlic sauce so popular?

They're on every restautant as a side/topper.

>>13262786
There he goes folks!!! There he goes again!!!! He compared lobsters to roaches again!!!! Ha ha!!! Science bro it's biology they're like the same animal lol!!!! Wubbalubbadubdub my blipblops bro fist!!!!

>>13260055
With heat.

>>13260055
They're crustaceans, but bugs. Bugs are, scientifically classified under insects.

Fast forward 50 years when society eats land bugs:

> BUG FARMS DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT! STOP EATING BUGS!

>>13263558
>> BUG FARMS DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT! STOP EATING BUGS!

It really doesn't matter what you do. Eco-Fascists will find reasons to pretend to be morally superior and hate what you eat.

We eat plenty of sea bugs (shrimp) and these environmentalist wackos keep trying to shut down aqua farms because they cause too much "pollution."

Bottom line, don't try to appease the environmental wackos because you will never be able to.

Get some medium sized fresh shrimps, with shells still on, legs intact.

Finely mince some garlic, chilli peppers, little ginger, mix together. You'll need to make about 2 tbs worth of that. For about a lbs of shrimp.

Chop about two stalks of green onions up as well.

In a wok or frying pan fry all the herbs and spices until the garlic is basically crispy. Doesn't take long. Set aside.

Add a good amount of oil into the wok, let it heat up really nice to frying range.
Take the shrimp, shell, tail, legs and all lightly dip into some flour and fry them up in the oil, when they are cooked toss them into spices with a bit of rice vinegar until they are fully coated.

>>13260055
>normalizing the idea of eating bugs
LMAO I don’t know if you’re a glow nigger, a troll, a retard, a shit poster, a shill, or just a classic faggot OP but fuck you and your gay agenda

>>13260055
they are not bugs "bugs" are under:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Clade: Pancrustacea
Subphylum: Hexapoda

crustaceans are under:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Clade: Pancrustacea
Subphylum: Crustacea

1/10 got me to replay

>>13263568
I want to know how bugs are supposed to be a better for of food? 100 pounds of meat is almost 100% edible and digestible. 100 pounds of bugs is going to be about 50% Chitin which is mostly undigested.

in crustaceans at least it is easy to remove the exoskeleton and get to the tasty meats inside. sorry even if I was inclined to eat crickets I don't want to chew on basically fingernails.

>>13260664
yes but cows are bovine and rats are rodents.
just like shrimp are crustaceans and bugs are 99% not. theyre both arthropods but not both bugs

>>13263713
the exact same clade!

L

>>13260055
buttered and coated with pick related then either pan fry in cast iron, barbeque, or bake in oven

Buy wild caught shrimp. They actually have flavor.

>>13265602
>no msg
why would you advertise your seasoning having less flavor than competitors?

>>13265638
because i am usually drunk and kept away from the public.
> thats what i've been told

>>13263737
I would assume it should be possible to breed insects like humans have done for everything in the past.
Wild type wheat and shit had pitiful yields and chicken ancestors didn't have breasts that were 1/3 of their body weight like today's birds.

>>13261030
Based and Bubba-pilled

>>13260055
fried with garlic butter and lemon

>>13260664
And both algae and bananas are plants, why don't we call bananas algae?

Why do people get so butthurt when you call these (delicious) bugs bugs?

They are more closely related to insects, than insects are to spiders.

>>13260650
STANDING ROOM ONLY

>>13265912
Same reason a vegan gets triggered when you call soybeans trees. It's simply not accurate.

>>13266015
"bug" is a collective name for creepy crawlers

its very accurate

>>13266347
nobody is going to eat the bugs and the taste makers will be btfo and lose credibility

what we need to see is all the celebrities and rothschilds and gates eating nothing but bugs and soy patties for like, 20 years, then we will accept it

but if they break with their strict gayganism diet we will be on to them

so eat the bugs soros

>>13263737
try worms

>>13260055
In a mustard sauce on rice

>>13263693
Why do you autists get so utterly triggered by anything about eating bugs? People who don't want to eat bugs aren't going to start because of some autistic Swedish goblin.

>>13268046
see
>>13266876
once the billionaires eat nothing but bugs for a few decades I'll rethink it

Never liked shrimp or lobster actually

Make a shrimp poboy.

>>13260055
Cooked and cold whith a fresh buttered baguette

>>13260055
salt, pepper, oil in the pan, HOT, flip when the tails curl, add minced garlic and shallot, deglaze with white wine, hit it with a knob of butter, toss, toss toss, parsley, squeeze of lemon, toss, toss, WA LA

>>13261030
love me some bubba gump shrimp

>>13262700
Historically we've called them the cockroaches of the sea.

>>13262700
>Do you call lobsters bugs as well, retard?
I do. They're giant oceanic cockroaches.

>>13260055

Tom Yum

>>13270772
Based!

>>13260650
Do something about Asia Africa India and China then.

Deep fried, served in a tortilla with homemade mayonnaise, red cabbage, pickled chili and pickled carrots.
The quality of the mayonnaise has never been more important.

I love sea bugs with all of my heart and taste buds.

>>13265602
>great on everything!
What about cat shit?

>>13270967
Is ignoring them doing nothing?

>>13261033
>radroaches irl

>>13273174
i don't know, never tried it. how do you prefer your catshit? au gratin or simply smeared on your face?

>>13261030

>>13265491
Actually insects evolved from crustaceans.

>>13260201
they're sea bugs. like crabs and lobsters.

>>13260055
Olive oil, garlic, parsley, fried at max heat for 5 minutes

Not my favorite, but sometimes when making ramen noodles, I stir fry up some shrimp and toss in with the noodles.

Prawn cocktail unironically.
In the UK we use ketchup and mayonnaise for the sauce.

>>13273976
I see, humans are apes and rodent confirmed.

>>13273980
Dumb meme, it would be hard to be less related to the order Hemiptera while still even being arthropods.

>>13262718
Yea. The first time I had lobster was on my 25th birthday. My brother had me over because his wife and I have the same birthday so we do a combined birthday thing. They made lobster. I choked it down because I didn't want to be rude after they out in all that work for me but the whole time I was hoping it would just come to an end already.

>>13265491
Shut up, nerd!

Crustaceans should be cooked lightly, and remain slightly gelatinous. Shrimp very lightly boiled in seawater is probably what I prefer, so that are still rare and taste basically like sucking off the tit of the ocean.

Deep fried with chili sauce.

i just shove the cheapest frozen shrimp ring i can find in the microwave and stuff my fucking gullet

>>13260201
I love shrimp and other sea bugs but won’t touch land insects. Is it hypocritical? Yeah but I don’t really care. Why are you insecure about eating sea bugs? They taste great who cares.

>>13270772
oh god yes but tom-kah is better

>>13262781
I make a cajun shrimp scampi spaghetti, old bay makes it soo gooood

bugs have chitin/carotene where the other one is calcium
one meat is...real skeletal muscle and the other is bug guts
one has a real digestive system with gills and the other is just mush inside and no real indirect oxygen exchange.
this is all so tiring.

>>13276166
eat the fukin bugs nigga

Anyway uncultured nigger, steamed, fried, lemon cooked, boiled, etc.

>>13276166
cute kotto swimmin in a pond :)

>>13263454
>why is a super delicious thing so popular?

Put on the end of my hook to catch something better.

>>13260055
Ton of butter, ton of garlic. Some lemon and red pepper flakes too.

>>13260201
Cockroaches trigger the same shellfish allergy as shrimp

>>13260055
Im ashamed to say the only way i like them is precooked and chilled with hella cocktail sauce. Im sorry.