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you are given:
>turkey meatballs
>any spices / sauces you want
what do you make
you have 1 hour

>> No.13258535

>>13258527
Step 1: dump into trash can
Step 2: take multiple shots of whisky
Step 3: drive to taco bell

>> No.13258543

>>13258527
Step 1: dump into trash can
Step 2: take multiple shots of whisky
Step 3: drive to taco bell

>> No.13258552

>>13258535
>>13258543
does whisky count as a spice/sauce?

>> No.13258553

Throw away sauces and spices, microwave meatballs in 5 minutes, masturbate for 45 minutes, clean myself up, reheat and serve meatballs

>> No.13258563

>>13258527
Step 1: drive to taco bell
Step 2: take multiple bites of taco
Step 3: feed turkey meatballs to Bill Gate's guard dogs as a distraction while I use stinky taco bell gas to clear out the house so I can steal a prototype of the new XBox to sell on eBay

>> No.13258565

>this thread
>this entire fucking board

I thought americans sucking at cooking / having no food culture was a meme, turns out it is real.

>> No.13258566

>>13258552
yes its commonly used to add flavour to dishes

>> No.13258571

>>13258565
When it comes to turkey meatballs there's really no other choice than throwing them away, getting shitfaced then driving to taco bell

>> No.13258585

im thinking sweet and sour

>> No.13258694
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13258694

>>13258585
sauce (i dont know how to make sweet and sour)
soy sauce, ketchup, garlic, salt+pepper, balsamic, little bit of honey

>> No.13258702

>>13258694
and chilli

>> No.13258707

>>13258527
Turkey meatball curry - I need vibrant spices as turkey meatballs are wet beige balls of depression.

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13258770

>>13258702
fry

>> No.13258785

This was my first time on this particular board, and it was my misfortune this was the first thread I chose to view. This fucking site, man.

>> No.13258796

>>13258785
go back

>> No.13258812

>>13258770
Can you explain to me why you have turkey meatballs

>> No.13258816

>>13258812
they were cheap and i wondered what theyd taste like

>> No.13258820

>>13258816
You poor ignorant bastard, you'll soon discover why they're cheap

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13258853

>>13258770
add sauce
i should have used a smaller pan

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13258899

>>13258853
stir occasionally until sauce cooks off and sticks to meatballs
and wala

>> No.13258940

>>13258820
>>13258899
tasted alright actually
the meat was a bit bland but the sauce was strong so it balanced out a bit
ill give it a 6/10

>> No.13259068

>>13258899
give my meatballs attention you fucks

>> No.13259250

>>13258527
Probably make some sort of sweet glaze for cocktail meatballs. Serve with toothpick. Chef John did albondigas with turkey meatballs once. I'd give that a try.

>> No.13259297

>>13258527

Beefing up turkey meatballs?

Worcestershire
Fish Sauce (last hour at the end)
Whiskey

That's all I could think of for now. It's not a sauce, really, but stuff meant to mix the meatballs with.