/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13252124
Cold bottled water

>>13252124
>I'll wait.
your wait has ended friend

>>13252128
Close but no cigar
>>13252132
Not even close.
You will never have a cigar.

>>13252124
Anything alcoholic out of the freezer.

ice cold coca cola after speed chomping a bag of xxtra flamin hots

>>13252124

Imagine walking to a faucet like an absolute peasant instead of taking a cold bottle to your bedside

>>13252163
The journey makes the reward so much sweeter

>>13252161
Based

OP there's a high chance that you're consuming tons of metals and fluoride that stay in your body and poison you if you're drinking tap water. Just a friendly warning.

>>13252150
>Not even close.
Yeah?
I've drank cold tap water in the middle of the night. It's very refreshing.
But have you yourself ever stood in the cold light of the refrigerator downing Silk® Organic Unsweet Soy Milk straight from the carton with nothing but your boxers on?
"Refreshing" doesn't even begin to describe it.
Sorry to bring the /thread so quickly, OP, but you asked and I delivered.
And I don't want your cigar. I don't smoke.

Chocolate milk after finishing a cross country race

Yo, you can make fresh tap?

A nice glass of eggnog

>>13252124
Soda in a paper cup

>>13252905
Angel pls

a pint of milk

>>13252124
Ice chips slowly melting in your mouth when you're dehydrated as shit after a taaka bender and you've been vomiting all morning b/c you didn't drag your ass out of bed to take a couple shots and you're going through withdrawals and you finally managed to get some zofran down and then you have a popsicle

>>13252124
There isn't.

>>13252124
cold beer after whole day of work

>>13252905
Please don't hurt me

>>13252957
This. Nothing better.

>>13252124
The last beer that you left on your bedside table before going to sleep, slammed warm immediately after you woke up in the middle of the night and had a comfy masturbation under the blanket.

>>13252124
Cold seltzer water

>>13252213
LOL water treatment is a government supervised activity based on the leading science. It simply can't be safer than it is.

>>13252124
A rocks glass of cold whole milk with just enough Bailey's in it to taste it.

>>13252124
Ice-cold coca cola

>>13252124
Freshly squeezed orange juice with a bit of baking soda and diluted with some cold tap water after a long run.
You can keep the cigar, i don't smoke

>>13252124
I'll raise you room temperature water from a BPA-free drinking bottle

>>13252124
your mommas pussy juice

>>13252163
do you just bring a cooler of ice with you to bed every night? how is it supposed to be cold when you wake up 2-3 hours later?

>>13253496
why do yuropoors hate ice? australians too. warm water is gross

>>13253628
There it is

>>13252124
cold tap water with ice in it.

>>13252124
cold well water

>>13252213
I would rather have fluoride and minerals in my amazing NYC tapwater then lead in whatever third world American shit city your from.

>>13253870
NYC tap water is probably the best tasting tap water I've had to this day. Is there anywhere that would challenge it?

>>13253656
Depending on the fridge, ice cold water 2-3 hours later is still pleasantly cool. And I actually have brought my insulated lunch bag and one of my refreezable ice packs into my room at night with two bottles of water. Then I would switch it out and pack my lunch for work in the morning. Big brain type shit. I had to stop because I felt like I was hacking reality.

>>13254313
PNW tap water

>>13252924
this but
>just a regular cold bottle of water after your dumbass ate too many edibles and got so high your wife had to go into the store to get your drink for you
>when she comes back with the bottle it's like Santa Claus has come to the Sahara
>you drink the water and you can actually feel your cells opening up and singing out in joy as they absorb precious hydration
>later she tries to give you a bj while you're high just to see what happens but you just want more water.

when you wake up heart pounding and reach for the pint of vodka you saved for this exact situation

refreshing

>>13254477
>your body wakes you up mid sleep just to get more alcohol in your system
what level of alcholism is this?

>>13254313
northern swedens tap water is better

>>13254386
>>13254754
I'll have to try those.

>>13252128
Enjoy the phyoestrogen plasticizers and microplastics.

>>13253379
Scum.

polar seltzers

Fresh cut coconut from an ice box on the beach in Thailand.

>>13252163
>>13253656
>>13254371
An insulated water bottle works too. They can keep water chill at just the right temperature for a good while.

>>13253379
Fucking zozzle

>>13252124
Drinking water directly from the hose.

>>13252124
This thread full of people from Flint Michigan. Tap water in rural US is where most bottled water comes from anyway. My tap water tastes the same as Aquafina or Dasani. There is a reason for that - it is. Lot of third-worlders in this thread.

>>13255809
baste

>>13255809
This is the only correct answer.

>>13255809
>doesn't drink water directly from my ass
Shit taste

Beer that's still ice cold in your yeti

>>13252124
cold tap water after brushing the teeth is better

>>13255850
yeah, the taste of mildew is great

>>13256607
um, what? Thats weird

>>13252124
I have a couple empty milk jugs i regularly fill with water and its basically my only drink. I freeze/thaw them on a schedule so that I never have a room temperature jug of water at any time.

>>13254313
Oakland has great water. I was in NYC and didn't even try the water. Fuck fuck fuck. I live in shit water zone. My baths are green. I use diet Dr. Pepper because I'm not paying for stupid water.

>>13252124
almost tried to think of a cheeky reply but I'll come clean. i live at the bottom of a huge, long, dirty river. there is no bedrock, there is no clean water. we have boil alerts on a scattered but generally monthly basis. municipal water is cut off, designated unfit for human consumption or limited in access at random. i've always preferred canned to plastic flavor wise, so I drink generic unflavored canned seltzer pretty much exclusively. as a kid, we drank a lot of water with salt or kool-aid packs mixed in, or boiled with citrus or herbs. florida keys need to check in yall's water is at least 23% bleach

>>13256656
I'm sorry anon. You'll have midnight tap water one of these days.

>>13256626
Actually pretty fuckin based

>>13252124
Orange juice, straight from the carton. It always tastes best at 3am when I'm half asleep.

>>13256884
This is a good one. For some reason milk doesn't work the same way for me though.

>>13255666
Enjoy your bacteria and metal poisoning from tap water.

semen

especially in the middle of winter its ice cold and crisp so delicious

>>13252124
A mother's breast milk

>>13252124
Ice cold alpine meltwater in a chilled crystal glass.

>>13252124
Ice cold, melted, tap water ice cube water.

>>13252124
I can't. Thank you, based water.

>>13257693
You're welcome

>>13258626
YOU"RE ALIVE?????

>>13253870
I have my own well

>>13258661
Enjoy your snake piss.
Just messing with you. Why is that so fun?

>>13252124
salted lemonade

>>13255666
>what are glass bottles?

>>13257055
I civilized countries tapwater is of higher quality and subject to more stringent laws than bottled water.

>>13259176
In America they dump all kinds of shit in it like fluoride and it's laden with estrogen that isn't filtered out from women on birth control pissing it into the water

>>13259208
He said "civilized countries".

>>13252216
op btfo holy shit

>>13256607
drink it beforehand or you'll wash away the toothpaste

>>13256607
A man of culture, it's always more refreshing
>>13259268
It's the mechanical action of brushing/flossing that does most of the work my dude, toothpaste is basically flavoured lubricant

Some of the best water I've had is from the Nasones in Rome, little fountains with drinking water for anyone to use. The water was amazing.

>>13252163
>being such a peasant you dont have a mini fridge next to your bed to keep your drinks cold

>>13252124
Shower gin and tonic.
It's a gin and tonic you drink while having a shower

>>13252124
Coca-Cola you retard. And pretty much any other beverage with actual flavor. They're all mostly water already anyway, there's no point to drinking plain water unless you want to try to restrict calories because you're fat.

>>13259424
>he doesn't have a tap above his bedside table built into the wall

>>13252124
cold topo chico

I live in NY. Our tap is #1

>>13252124
>thousands of great tasting drinkings all just as hydrating as water
>picking water
I don't get this "I fucking love water you guys" meme at all. Water's not bad, but it's not good either. It's the closest you can get to hydration without anything else like flavor or protein or carbonation or electrolytes etc. It's like drinking for people who hate drinking.

>>13259511
Water taste like water. It doesnt taste like ethenal or sugar. It taste like water.

>>13259517
Doesn't really taste like anything, except maybe trace minerals I guess.

>>13259491
Ummm that's not Chicago.

bigass glass of cold water after a bowl of ice cream

>>13259511
As a kid I never drank water and always drank juice or soda or milk or something, now I always have a glass or bottle of water and other drinks just make me thirstier, some nice pure water is the only thing that truly quenches it

>>13259511
Your skin must be rubbery as fuck.

>>13259511
>water is icky
Americans, everyone.

>>13259511
Agreed. Like sure, I could just eat rice all the time but I choose things that are tastier if I can. These people are just into hating themselves, or maybe they're below-average tasters so they don't care.

>>13259511
>>13261121
Or, OR, I prefer flavored drinks but appreciate the relief of tap water when I'm dry in the middle of the night.

>>13254477
dubs won't save you from alcoholism

>>13252124
brawndo

>>13254313
Nantucket.

>>13259491
im sure theres some #2s in there too

>>13261872
cringed but kek'd

>>13252124
Carbonated water

I gotta go with Carbonated water as well, but i prefer a fresh one.
>>13262136

Any alcohol or caffeine is automatically not refreshing because it only makes you thirstier

Any psychedelic will be MUCH more refreshing to your mental state.

Coconut water

>>13252921
Ice cold full fat milk

>>13261829
>the relief of tap water when I'm dry in the middle of the night.
how does the relief from flavored drinks differ from a relief of tap water?

sneed

>>13261100
>>13261115
Water isn't more hydrating than drinks with flavor. All non-alcoholic drinks are already mostly water, and there's a pretty huge difference between the tiny amount of sodium in a flavored drink vs. saltwater that would actually dehydrate and kill you if you started drinking it while stranded out at sea.
http://articles.latimes.com/2000/nov/20/health/he-54596
>The same goes for tea, juice, milk and caffeinated sodas: One glass provides about the same amount of hydrating fluid as a glass of water. The only common drinks that produce a net loss of fluids are those containing alcohol.
https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article/103/3/717/4564598
>Cumulative urine output at 4 h after ingestion of cola, diet cola, hot tea, iced tea, coffee, lager, orange juice, sparkling water, and a sports drink were not different from the response to water ingestion.

>>13262830
>how does the relief from flavored drinks differ from a relief of tap water?
I think threads like these are the result of fat people trying to convince themselves they hate the taste of sugar. There's no legitimate reason why anyone would prefer plain water over all other drinks.

>>13252124
My own piss is much cleaner and healthier.

https://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/5-unsettling-things-in-your-drinking-water/

>>13259406
Love that memory.

>be amerimutt
>municipal water treatment facility recently published a report stating they haven't been able to get all of the terrible shit in the water supply out.
>I have old pipes.
>lead and other contaminants in the tap.
>can't afford to constantly buy bottled water.

I've been using a gravity pitcher filter for a while and it has made a big difference.

>>13264620
Your body is "replaced" using the same simple sugars and fats extracted from eating regardless of which foods and drinks are in your diet (unless you're eating a diet devoid of the most fundamental nutrients, in which your body isn't doing much of anything except wasting to death). It's not like your skin is made out of chunks of watermelon or slices of smoked turkey.

>>13262830
Because when I get up in the middle of the night dry and needing to piss I just want to go back to sleep. There's no point in going to the kitchen or bringing something into my bedroom when I could just use the sink in front of me.

bump I guess

>>13264620
I thought it was illegal to give people unclean tap water, that sucks

>>13252216
/thread

>>13252216
based af. For me its Silk Original almond milk though

>>13252213
thats why you should distill your water... gets rid of everything except pure h20. some rothschilds did an AMA thread and admitted this was the way to live hundreds of years

>>13253425
Unless your government doesn't give a fuck about you. Flint, MI for example.

>>13259218
cheers

>>13264620
Why not use 5 gallon jugs and fill up for 25c/gallon.

>>13256223
why does that picture of jontron remind me of that tranny from ribbit

>>13255756
No farang. Yankee go home

>>13256656
Nigga, where is this? I need to add it to my “dont fuck with this” list.

>>13253425
Except for the part when they put in the industrial waste from phosphate fertilizer and aluminum manufacturing.

Lrn2 multilayer pipe device folter

>>13253379
hm. That's end of no-fap November for me.

>>13252132

>>13254313
Most of Germany.

>>13252124
I love Cranberry-Pomegranate juice.

>>13252124
Oral rehydration solution, you can buy it at any pharmacy for cheap. You should drink a large cup or it every morning to combat issues that may arise from oral dehydration, such as bad breath and gum disease.

>>13254313
Detroit, so good I shat a baby negro last night

>>13273154
honestly the first thing I notice is the rolls of fat in the wrist crease. i wonder how many of these fucking bugmen are dissimulating their desire to lose weight into 'alternative' dieting

>>13256223
>doesn't drink water directly from my ass
>Shit taste
Yeah, that would be expected.

>>13252124
Gamer girl pee

your wait has come to an end: just-squeezed orange juice a few hours after pizza.

>>13252124
A room temperature bottle of sparkling water.

Burnsville NC mountain well water. Ice cold from the tap in the middle of the night after you wake up sweating under your heated blanket with your big booty wife in your little mountain house on an old apple orchard.

>>13252124
Glacial stream water in the mountains.

>>13252213
My tap water doesn't taste awesome, but it's not dangerous. I don't mind it with ice, since it's kind of silly to use bottled water for anything but being on the go.