/ck/ - Food & Cooking

all the /deenz/ I can eat (a lot to be honest)

>>13238821
Ribs
Wingstop wings
Nachos, heavy
Fried chicken livers
Fried calf livers
Fried pickle and jalapeño rings
Sweet mint tea
Hard cider

Alright, I'll bite.
Huge loaf of fresh-baked sourdough bread unsliced
Decanter of olive oil
2 12 packs of Pellegrino
2 cases of Carling BlackLabel
1 12 pack of Red Stripe 22oz bottles (stash that shit for later)
2 bottles of Blueberry/acai juice
1 tray of platanos maduros
1 tray of pork pinchos with lemon
bowl of arugala greens with cherry tomatoes

vodka and valium
wake me up next week famalam

>>13238821
>24 Jupiler
>1 bottle of bourbon
>2 packs of Gauloises
>5 grams of coke

>>13238852
What kind of /deenz/? You have to be specific or they'll throw US government surplus rations in there.

OP is Tay btw.

>>13238821
for me, it would be

>spaghetti al dente on demand, with meatballs and a red sauce ideally
>margherita pizza
>curry and rice, just a basic kind, with the option to increase spice if I feel it at the time
>fresh-baked bread
>simple cheese plate (one hard, one soft, one goat)
>pot of coffee, ideally from fresh-ground beans
>12-pack of suntory highball koime
>fifth of woodford reserve double oaked
>a small pot of hot baked beans
>tacos al pastor

Though desu, I'd rather just keep things backstage that I like to eat for quick energy/help pick me up/calm me down, and having all this at once would be not only gross, but wasteful too. I despise food waste, so I'd rather just have a small supply of coffee, tea, rice balls, strawberry yogurt, honey, and maybe something else I can't think of. Save the enjoyment of good food for the after-show.

A bottle of Lagavulin and a flame grilled, medium rare rib-eye steak with a few thyme springs, black pepper and sea salt. Served with fried potatoes.

>>13238862
Not that far off Beyonce tbqh
>1 Large table for catering dressed with white tablecloths.
>Dressing room should be 78 degrees
>4 Brand New White Towels in bathroom (2 face & 2 body)

>Hot Food:
>Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only (Please season with fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!)
>Steamed Garlic Broccoli
>Lightly Seasoned Green Beans
>Lightly Seasoned Steamed Spinach

>Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.
>1 Case of Aquafina water (half cold, half room temperature)
>1 Hot Tea Set up (Please have NEW Coffee Pot)
>Sliced Lemons Wedges
>Rose scented candles
>Lighter for candles
>CD player

>>13238953
>>pot of coffee, ideally from fresh-ground beans
Ok but you've got to be specific.
Van Halen used to order M&Ms without brown M&Ms so that they knew the Promoter read the contract.

As a Rock Star, you will have an Entourage, a bunch of fans with backstage passes, agents, business associates visiting before the show.

And the roadies and stagehands get all the leftovers.

If you don't order enough for a bunch of people to eat, you'll be seen as a jerk.

I want to hear more famous riders. Someone post em

>>13238821
ill just order roasted potatoes and some cocaine

>>13238940
>OP is Tay btw.

The roasted flesh of a freshly deflowered virgin.

Orange juice
Dip
LSD

Mother-horse-eyes printed on A3 paper

and champagne

>>13238821
20 nugget pieces
One monster zero energy ultra (the white one)
A fat trail of coke just to try it
Tacos
Guacamole
An Italian brand cicilian lemon soda
Outbacks blooming onion

Honestly I'd be happy with some boiled eggs and freash fruit and veg available at all times.

>>13239495
You don't ask for drugs. A rock star brings his own dealer.

>>13239495
>>13239527
The drugs are going to come from your Roadies, many of whom are just agents for high-class Dealers.
You don't bother the Promoter for such things.

>>13238992
>If you don't order enough for a bunch of people to eat, you'll be seen as a jerk.
So THAT'S why The Offspring demanded a pallet of chocolate milk at every live show.

BAMP

>Wings
>Oysters with mimonette
>Quality sushi
>Grilled squid
>Cheap light beer
>Champagne
>Riesling
>Gin and quality tonic and soda
>2 hot girls
>A ps4 with NHL
>1 good friend that also plays NHL

A case of rat poison so I can kill myself for having become a faggot musician.

>>13238992
>no browns
Based

>>13239454
I heard his TF2 career is going well.

>>13243720
You can't get a promoter to get you hot girls, your Entourage is for that.
Your friend is in the entourage, you'd bring your own PS4 but you could probably specify a TV.
>'quality' sushi
If I was a promoter I'd get supermarket sushi and put it on a fancy plate. You have to be specific.
>>13243746
kek didn't think of that.

>>13238821

>>13245468
Based and Nugent pilled

>>13238821
What's New Castle beer?
Not heard of that one.

>>13245468

>>13245486
>What's New Castle beer?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_Brown_Ale

>>13245496
>New Castle
I see.
Didn't realise op is an ESL.

>>13245486
Think he's referring to Newcastle Brown Ale, a beer from England

>>13239484
why does that crab look like it's about to take over half of Tokyo

>>13238821
One meal from every Michelin guide restaurant in your city

>>13245468
>no booze
Yep it Nugent
>>13245523
I didn't make that list, it is Taylor Swift's.
Ohhhh, you mean because it says 'beer' instead of 'ale'.
>beer hipsters die
>>13245683
Too general, and many cities have no starred Rest
>>13245649
Their love of Crabby Patties.

49 gastros of confit duck.

50 hot wings
50 bbq wings
2 supreme pizzas, mushrooms must be fresh
Case of coke
24 pack blue moon or 805 beer
Bottle of Jameson
2 boxes white cheddar cheez it’s
8 7 Day brand chocolate-filled croissants