/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Whatever's on sale. Usually Hunts for 99 cents.

Don't give a fuck, I'm a yellow mustard Chad.

I just collect ketchup packets from fast food. Haven't bought a bottle of ketchup in years.

>>13243349
Nice glass

>>13243330
Heinz is to vinegary for my tastes. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing, it's just not what I'm looking for in a ketchup.

For me, it's MasterFoods tomato sauce. The best tomato sauce.

That’s a lot of ketchup

>>13243330
>ketchup on your microwave burritos.

Bro just go to taco bell and take a handful of sauce packets jesus christ.

>>13243381
They're breakfast burritos, dog.

>>13243384
Oh okay, I've never eaten ketchup on eggs before.

>>13243400
You should give it a try. It's pretty good.

Oh yeah we chup it up with burgers
And with mini burritos
We chup it with our fries
And we chup it up with fritos

This chup gang's growing fierce
The mayo fags can't stop us
Their gloppy white smegma
Is never gonna top us

We chup it up at work
And we chup it up at school
And if you aren't chupping
Then you're a goddamn fool

We're making lots of noise
Yeah we're causing a racket
And over at the drive-through
We ask for extra packets

Ketchup elevates our food
It's like some kind of miracle
Then we come on over here
And things get lyrical

We're winning over hearts
And we're changing lots of minds
Put us near some burgers
And we're reachin' for that Heinz

We chip it in a submarine
And up in outer space
There ain't no other condiment
That is nearly this based

>>13243339
>Yellow mustard
>Chad

Get the fuck out of here with that limp wristed bullshit.

>>13243422
>Autism: The Musical
Your metre sucks ass, bro.

>>13243330
thats a lot of catsup, my guy

>>13243330
I'm a big 'chup man, but who 'chups burritos? If they're breakfast burritos, then it'd be somewhat justified, but why not use salsa instead?

>>13243330
For "traditional" use like Burgers or fries, Heinz is my choice. Dont know why, but the amount of sourness to sweetnes is nearly perfect.
For other uses i prefer this shit. Hela is not realy a ketchup/Catsup. But its nice if you want too cook with it.

>>13243425
>stone ground mustard
>calling people limp wristed

>>13243349
this really is the only way to do it

I can only do Heinz. Only from a glass bottle. Taste different.

>>13243533
Dude...wtf is wrong with your toenails?
Are you a Zombie?

>>13243542
Based and Heinzpilled.

>>13243542
Nice

>>13243547
Prolly gots the 'beetus. Either that, or Raynaud's.

>>13243547
there's nothing wrong with them just shit lighting, but I did break my right foot so it's all bruised up and looks like a ham

>>13243349 >>13243412
Ketchup on eggs is GOAT combo idk about ketchup on bananas, sounds really sweet but also a horrible combo inb4 "but they're both fruits", your dads are both fruits too
>>13243444
Sounds decent if you imagine the Beastie Boys singing it

>>13243502
Aesthetic bottles

>>13243542
Actual autism right here

>>13243603
Ok, than forget what i said.
Have broke my foot some years ago too and after the plaster was removed my foot looked like it was part of the Swamp Thing.
Did even smell so.

>>13243412
I like to do a speckling of sriracha and ketchup on my eggs. Nice little alternating taste of little bit of spice and little bit of tang. And since they're roughly the same color and consistency, you can't really tell which sauce you're getting with which bite.

>>13243644
Way too much plastic if you ask me.
In Glass it would be much nicer.
But you cant get everything you want,right^^.

>>13243652
it's my right foot so I can't get a cast or else I'm unable to drive for like 6 weeks. I am just going to let it heal on its own

>>13243729
Dude,realy?
You donkt even know how bad the fracture is.
I cant believe the Way that joke from me is going, but you should REALY see a Doc ASAP.
In the best case it´s just a mild fracture. Even this shit needs to be fixed.
Worst case...you have some scattered Bones, that can easyly going in your Bloodstream.
You dont want scattered Fragment of this Stuff in your Bloodstream.
Sorry for my bad english, it is not my first language.
But i was an Medic in my time in the Army. I know a bit about the Stuff im talking about.
Go now and see a Doc!

>>13243750
I get it but quite honestly I don't care. It will be whatever it is. From the level of pain I'm fairly certain it's mild.

>>13243647
Yes, you are autistic.

>>13243767
Your Choice.
I would not take something like that slightly.
If it cant heal properly, because you damage it everytime you use some kind of force on the broken bone, you can have a damage wich will be painfull for the rest of your life.

>>13243823
I'll just get them to do surgery on it then or something. I skateboarded for a while and have fucked up my feet too many times to count. this might just be a really bad sprain even who knows. when I hurt it I didn't realize how bad it was and walked on it all night and it was really badly swollen in the morning cause I'm a dumbass. I'm just giving it some time to calm down I suppose I'll get some imagine done if it isn't getting better soon thanks for the concern.

>>13243330
Small batch ketchup would probably sell well. Just add one exotic ingredient that can be a source of virtue signalling like grasshopper legs or the tears of Mexican children.

Do you know anyone who would buy heirloom tomato ketchup?

>>13243653
That sounds good.

>>13243807
Triple autism

not a vegan, don’t give a rat’s ass about “organic” but this stuff is stunning; it’s all the flavors you are familiar with, like Heinz, but amped to 11...cannot recommend enough

>>13243444
Your mayo sucks worse, sis

>>13243527
>wasabi horseradish
>implying

All ketchup is the same. Tomato paste, vinegar and preservatives.

>>13243330
>unironically liking ketchup
hahahaha, good one