/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13236453
>that dress
>that boat
>nowhere to run
What is the implication here?

>>13236453
My Mom

>>13236461
Women are whores

>>13236453

a beautiful chef... the perfect wife.

Bobby Ramsay

>>13236477
She looks like a less attractive version of my middle aged very jewish looking neighbor with three kids who every time I see her she greets me by name very directly and I think about what it would be like to have sex with her for the rest of the day and how I would go about making that happen even though I have no reason to think she is not getting enough at home although come to think of it I have never once seen her husband. She's about 4 inches shorter than me and I'll bet she'd be very comfortable to sleep with my arms wrapped around her after the sex.

>>13236453
sammies!

>>13236453
Love me some curvy honey-skinned honeys.

>>13236517
If she had an A cup and lost the arm flab and belly she'd be cute as fuck

>>13236453
GON BATE

>>13236505
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

>>13236508
I hear that she's in an open marriage with her husband and quite freaky in bed.

>>13236683
Her son said he had a very healthy puberty.

>>13236461
That she's a bj addict with massive daddy issues.

>>13236521
>>>/cm/

>>13237639
If the first thing you think of when you see a normal weight woman is "I might as well fuck a man", why not just fuck a man? You guys always act like that's a bad thing, what century are you living in? Homosexuality is perfectly normal. But a hetero man has no interest in penises and man smells. Sorry if you're having trouble accepting this but you're gay.

>>13236453
Fuck off back to your containment board (not that /tv/ even likes de laurentiis for what they did to Lynch).

>>13237784
What are you even saying here? Is Giada a hot meme on another board?

>>13236453
Papa Furanku

>>13236453
>who?

>>13236453
Mai chaifu

>>13236461
>implication
Natalie Wood wondered the same thing.

>>13237779
>>>/y/

>>13236453
my friend saw giada irl a few years back and said she's anorexic thin
>>13236468
based

>>13240706
oh lowdy

>>13236461

>>13240815
I sat next to her at LAX at a bar; talked briefly to her about the best Manhattan we’d had, since we both were drinking them; tiny/skinny and massive hook nose

>>13241075
>22 hours later
I thought this website was full of pop culture addicts

>>13241093
Did you just sit down next to her out of nowhere? She sat next to you? How did you start talking? Did you tell her you knew who she was? How did she react? Etc.

>>13241108
Nah nothing but basement dwelling, non cooking, social retards around here

For me, it's Priya

>>13241113
>>13241113
I was with a business associate who was trying to find a table for us, but I saw an open spot at the bar. She had on a baseball hat and sunglasses, sitting near the very end of the bar. Plopped right down, asked if she was drinking a Manhattan, heard her voice and knew for sure it was her. Asked what she like in her Manhattan, ordered the same. Didn’t let on I knew for a while, then asked if she and Marcus were doing any episodes of Chopped together. She laughed and (quietly) asked if I was a fan of the show. Told her I know Marcus personally, because I do, and sorta just chit-chatted until my (unknowing) business partner came over and sorta shoved himself between us. She paid and left, I sat there until the flight. Saw her wander over to the magazine/book store thing but didn’t say anything else to her.

Haha think if you were to cuddle with her afste cooks you dinner haha

>>13238948
She's the granddaughter of a famous director

>>13236453
Rachel Khoo. Thicc bitch wit' big tits that can cook. Also she looks smol.

>>13240809
God, pesto is the best pasta sauce conceivable.

>>13241171
Based

>>13241242
Didn't happen

>>13241848
I’m sure the inside of your basement
is lovely and comfy, but the rest of us get out and explore the world, and as challenging as it might seem to you, we interact with other human beings; on rare occasions, some might even run into celebrities just because the world is a small place; LAX just happens to be a busy airport in a town where lots of celebrities live; you might be surprised to learn that celebrities may even have a reason to go to the airport and, while in said airport, pass by the rest of us plebs; and maybe, just maybe, like many travelers, they enjoy a snack or drink before flying, and in doing so, interact with humans doing similar things

tl;dr Im sorry your world is sad and small; get out and fucking meet somebody

I like that "muh food truck" guy on YouTube. He's like Babish before Babish got too big and started being lazy as fuck. He fucks up a lot and he's always sweaty. Hope he doesn't get too big, it's comfy.

>>13241171
I'd definitely cum on her face

>>13241927
>tl;dr Im sorry your world is sad and small; get out and fucking meet somebody
I believe you, but you also sound like an insufferable faggot. Not him, btw.

>>13236521
B cups or bust.
>nice handful
>stay firm on most women well into the 30s
>aesthetic and proportional on any women of healthy weight.
C's are amazing on chicks who pull off the thicc but not overweight build though

>>13241755
>director
He was the producer that neutered Lynch's Dune. I honestly liked Giada, but FN was so low on quality content at that time that unabashed nepotism worked.

>>13236505
Married women with multiple children are often insecure, lonely, and very open to receiving the validation of a few secret trysts. I'd be a virgin without having met a such people.

>>13236453
jack scalfani