/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13237196
The ultimate irony is that it was from the location I said I'd never go back to, both because they charge extra for add-ons that are gratis everywhere else, often have bad service, and have frequently been out of items. After putting in my mobile order and pulling into the parking lot this little fucker ran out in front of my car and just stopped and stared at me with this dumb look on his face (long enough for me to pull out my phone and take a pic, which was probably a full minute because I'm not a phone fag and hit the car flask for a solid 10 minutes before putting the car into gear) as though to say, "ya done goofed, anon". I think that's a good example of irony; many people don't really know what irony means.

I am going to write an angry letter to the CEO. You should have won at least twice. This isn't fair at all. This is absolute bullshit.

>>13237310
I stopped at a gas station for non-fuel related reasons and ended up buying one of these gas station carrot cakes, which I hadn't had in probably a dozen years. It was half the price of the hostess snacks like twinkies and snowballs, which just seems absurd to me. I haven't eaten it yet, but it has to be good for at least a week if it's sitting out in a gas station. I wish I named that last pic something like, "OP is a fag", because that fucking bunny was literally a fag, but I have so many Taco Bell related pics that I need to label them properly so that when I'm on my death bed in 50 years I can look back and remember all the great memories of ordering three variations of cheap fast food every night for most of my early 30's.

>>13237315
I appreciate the support, anon. But it wouldn't do anything without any personal information to identify me, which I'm not going to provide on 4channel. I don't usually fill out the receipt survey, but I did tonight, letting them know in polite but unambiguous terms how disappointed I was.

>>13237310
Surprising, usually by this time of year all the retarded rabbits are dead and the remainder have ptsd

>>13237337
We also have deer and wild turkeys just casually strolling across the road (a week before Thanksgiving), but I think most anons around here kind of just rubberneck when they see wildlife.
>op is a fag
>op is a faggot
Welp, "OP is a rabbit" was so obvious.

>>13237325
This was what will most likely be the last double chalupa box that provided me an opportunity to win a fancy xbox. It's a double chalupa with onions and red sauce, a soft (beef) taco fresco, chips and guacamole, and an iced tea, with fire sauce.

>>13237196
imagine being such an absolute incel loser that you stage photos like this because you literally have nothing else whatever in your life thats meaningful or worthwhile.
why live?

>>13237385
Also brought home a burger.
>>13237432
>why live?
It's not really about the fancy xbox. It's more about the journey, and the friends you make along the way.

>inb4 OP finds a golden coin on the floor allowing him to buy one more chalupa box from a taco bell outside his city and when he opens the box, a golden ticket is revealed

OP it's best to not get your hopes up with these things. It's no different than the lotto, and the lotto is rigged. Freemasons have their hands all over that stuff. A lot of things in this life aren't real, it's all for show. Have a blessed day. God and Jesus love you!

>>13237466
You have to remember that after 1999 there have not been very good games. Consoles to accommodate games after that? Useless. PC was always best anyway.

>>13237466
>It's not really about the fancy xbox. It's more about the journey, and the friends you make along the way.
That's absolutely right OP and I'm glad you're aware of this (I hope you aren't being sarcastic).

>>13237466
>HURRR UPVOTES LOOK AT MY STUFF WITH ALL LABLES FRONTED
kys immed.

>>13237478
I was never into playing games on a computer (aside from the early 90's). I bought a Switch after I didn't win last year and absolutely love it.

>>13237482
>hope you aren't being sarcastic
Not at all. I've been saying this all along. I honestly don't remember ordering this taco. I switched back to vanilla some time last week and got a side of pico, but this one is vanilla with guac.

>>13237196
They probably all got wind of your threads and decided to stop you by lying about having them. Or they just got tired of your shit in general.

>>13237517
It should have been obvious that this ghost pepper hot sauce was going to be hot (it was thinner than expected so my dab turned into something more resembling a glug, to be fair), but these little pepperoncini looking things honestly caught me off guard.
>>13237500
Sorry, anon. Next time I post OC I'll be sure to turn all the labels away from the camera and turn off all the lights so you can't see anything. All OC threads are met with some degree of love, hate, or "a mcchicken thread died for this" ambivalence", but if you don't like something why not just ignore/hide it? It's my belief that even the worst OC thread is better than another fast food thread.

>>13237562
Kek. Forgot to mention that I had to look up, "immed". I thought it was some weird derogatory term for a middle easterner which I'd never seen before and didn't understand based on the context. Also, even though that ghost pepper sauce is way beyond my comfort level, it's probably the most tasty ghost pepper anything that I've tried (but again, I'm not really a hot head).

>>13237466
I WANT CARROT CAKE BUT THERE ISNT ANY IN MY COUNTRY RHAAAAAAAAAA

>>13237648
Where could you possibly live that you don't have access to carrots and flour and sugar?

>>13237570

>>13237385
Did you get the free code they're giving away online? I remember there being one when looking through the rules for the website to enter the code to instead of texting it.

>>13237797
You can't win anything without paying a price. "No purchase necessary" is just a formality.

>>13237196
If you eat fast food, you're eother a nigger, a child, a manchild, fat, or some such similar subhuman.
Quick service slop is neither food nor cooking.
All fields

>>13237976
huh?

>>13237196
does this mean I won't have to see your pathetic little threads any more

>>13237562
>It's my belief that even the worst OC thread is better than another fast food thread.
youre fucking wrong

>>13237778
looks like absolute shit
your knife is garbage, thanks for turning the labelk side up so everyone could see the brand you gold-giving cock slurping reddit-tiered incel

>>13237196
>>13237466
>not showing abbey
You're so cringe, bro.

>>13237570
>>13237778
I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.

>>13238083
It is kind of weird that the name is on the right side of the knife.

How much did you spend on taco bell altogether? Did you hit the threshold where you could have just bought the console

>>13239187
Probably spent enough to get the controller.

Your content is getting pretty cringe, bro.

2 bean burritos, no red sauce. Open the the burritos and put 4-5 chips in there, close the burrito.

eat with lots of fire sauce.

>>13237517

Lmao "vanilla" taco as in the original? I love you OP. I'm gonna get taco Bell tomorrow and if I win I'm gonna send it to you.

>>13237950

That's not true. If you write to them you get like ten entries.

I just want you to know that I love your threads and I hope you never stop posting. You seem like a comfy guy. Besides the drunk driving, you gotta stop that bro

>>13241935
I think this guy is a bitch desu. Hotel Papa Johns pizza & Orange soda guy was way better and a lot of people miss him.

>>13241951
Why can't we just enjoy them all?

>>13241951

I like taco Bell guy, even if he's a shill he inspired to go get t bell one day and it was really comfy. Plus he out me onto that mango ice tea

>>13237778
What is that a 4 inch knife?

>>13237196
The TB near me just ran out of boxes as well

>>13238007
Nah. It means I'm going back a 5 layer with a selection off the dollar menu.
>>13241817
I'm usually pretty drunk by the time I get home, but I also order a small variation on a few items every night. To quote one of my favorite movies from memory from the early aughts, "getting older doesn't give you better taste, but it makes you know what you like". If you know what movie that's from you'll know that I have good taste.
>>13238535
I made a burger especially for you, even though I don't understand you. Is mushroom-swiss like a Barney thing? I really don't understand what you're trying to force.

>>13238529
I was literally submitting applications to graduate school when "Abbey" was first introduced to a PBS program aimed at preschoolers. A few things in my life may have gone downhill in the past decade, but you are in no position to throw around a weighty word like, "cringe".

>>13237196
Hey those carrot cakes arent bad. My grandpa used to eat those. What part of the US are you from man?

>>13242271
It's 130mm, which is just over 5 inches. I kind of wish I went a size larger...so don't drunkenly buy a 3 figure product online that isn't a Switch if you don't own a ruler. I actually love it, but really need to buy a proper stone and get good at sharpening, because it has really weird angles. It's honesty more like a large paring knife rather than the petty I was going for, but I'm kind of okay with that.

>>13242544
A-Are those canned mushrooms on top of the beef patty?

>>13237648
Bake some.

>>13242593
impossibru

>>13242597
You can do it! I believe in you!

>>13242613
Taco Bell threads are unironically the most wholesome threads on /ck/ in 2015.

>>13242548
>what part of the US are you from
I've lived in Hawaii, PNW, Minnesota, San Diego, NYC, a few places in New England, NorCal, Dijon, Chicago, and Colorado. My memory isn't great, but I'm pretty sure you can get those carrot cakes in gas stations in all of those places.

>>13242694
A 5 layer, fritos burrito, and cheesy rice and bean, all grilled with onions and red sauce, clocking in at just over 2 pounds.

>>13242544
>He made the spencer burger
Based and huwhitepilled.

>>13241824
>no red sauce
>open the burritos
You gotta come up with some new bait.

>>13242597
It's literally a quick bread, which is fool proof baking.

>>13243366
My late night arco clerk grill gave me a really warm greeting when I went in last night and then asked what I thought about it. I had no idea what she was talking about, and she had to explain that when I came in a few nights earlier she tried to talk me out of buying this Tijuana Mama, and apparently I insisted that I needed to try it for myself.

>>13237196
>buys $130 Misono knife
>uses it to slice Taco Bell

Hold on uh what's going on? Contest? Locations? What is all this

>>13246823
You got something against nice things?

>>13246840
chance to win an Xbox if you order some box meal from Taco Bell. It seems to be over now.

Those taco theifs are full of shit the codes just stopped working for me I bet no won it’s a farce

Might have to try that grilled onions and red sauce thing next time

>>13247567
The last code I got didn't give me any reply. Usually it either says you didn't win today, your code is invalid, you've already submitted this code, or you've already entered today, but the last one I tried I had to enter half a dozen times and eventually I got a text back saying it's invalid or has already been used. The "winner every 10 minutes" thing is bullshit, but you can look on ebay and there are people selling them, so it's not like nobody wins.

>>13246823
I believe the descriptor you were searching for and failed to find was, "based".

Gross. They just brought back the rolled chicken tacos, aka, gas station taquitos.

Good riddance I want them to go back to the normal chalupa box that came with a bean burrito

>>13249740
The normal chalupa shell has the texture of cardboard.

I don't eat fast food often, but when I do, and it's not Taco Bell, I usually do the LC's pizza portal. I was thinking of switching things up and doing that tonight, but am having a leftover microwaved fritos burrito for breakfast/lunch and it's really good. I still feel like I should boycott them for a few days in protest of them bringing back the shitty frozen taquitos of all things after giving us the glorious double chalupa for over a month.

>>13250758
Forgot that I also had a cheesy rice and been burrito in the fridge. I almost never pay extra for modifications, but I like to pay the extra 25 cents for jalapenos (in addition to onions and red sauce, grilled, obviously). Some anon recommended getting it fresco with black beans, and while it sounded good, it really wasn't; it almost starts to feel like you're not even eating Taco Bell at that point, so why not just go somewhere that does that kind of thing better?