/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it sure is

>>13233973
My grandma used to buy these to make "pies" with.

I know...it's difficult to explain.

>>13233980
>it's difficult to explain.
Please try. I must know.

>>13234117
>Take some shredded chicken that was cooked in tomato sauce until very thick
>Mix mayo

>Take a slice of the bread
>Layer the chicken/mayo mixture

>Repeat until the top then cover the whole thing with mayo.

Refrigerate for a few hours. Serve.

(CRUSTS OFF)

She had another version which was baked in the oven. Basically the same thing but with bechamel and slices of ham and cheese on top of each bread slice. Then covered with the white sauce, parmesan cheese and baked.

>>13234143
The other version sounds good, was it?

how does it get so long lmao

>>13234152
manlets will never know

long grilled cheeses are comfy

>>13234150
They were all good.

>>13234159
Could you make it for me?

>>13234152
Long flour.

>>13234143
peak boomerfood

its always mayo

>>13234143
That sounds kind of like a Smörgåstårta. Were any of your ancestors Scandinavian?

I'll just leave this here.

>>13234674
No I am Nigerian

>>13235050
You're not me

who would win?

>>13234143
thanks for making me ravenous jerkwad

>>13235057
Finders keepers

>>13235067
Longcat is loooooooong

I swear to god I've seen that long bread years ago
Some anon making massive pb&j sandwiches

>>13234874
Would this take more or less room in the cupboard?

long bread

>>13235395
they probably had to use more than one bottle of ketchup and mustard. i like to think they ran out and didn't have the foresight to bring a second one, and someone had to run over to the nearest store to buy more.

haha long egg

long bag

long sandwich

>>13235395
>='mustard' all over
throw the whole thing in the fucking bin

>>13236615
Did you make that on a long pan?

>>13236615
Longwich is long

>>13236615
Why, good sir, I do hope that any ruffians you encounter upon the road are honorable enough to grant you a long moment to produce a key and unlock your weapon before attempting any banditry upon your fair personage..

>>13233973
>long bread
Is long?

>>13236615
Plan on killing yourself after you eat?

>>13236753
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>13235067
>>13234157
this could make a really long generator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

>>13233973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
[spoiler] looong loooong maaaaaaan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
looooong loooooong maaaaaaaaaaaaan

>>13235067
>>13235116
how did long cat got so long? :o

>>13236615
based pre-lock 686 poster

>>13236600
heh

>>13236753
Shut up retard.

>>13238239
An act of treason today casts a shadow upon all the past year's good deeds.

>>13235395
think of the oven

>>13234143
>tomato sauce
>this abomination
The eternal Anglo strikes again.

>>13236615
>putting your knife through the trigger guard
IT'S GONNA SCRAAAAAATCH!!!

>>13236968
S&W voluntarily started puting an interal lock on their revolvers (unaffectionately called a "Hillary Hole") in the 90s after pressure from people like the Clinton administration and the Brady campaign who at the time were crusading for, among other things, "safer" handguns. It's literally a hole on the side of the gun that you put a key into to lock/unlock the firing mechanism. Gun people don't like it because it adds mechanical complexity and ruins the clean slab sides of the frame. As a result Smith and Wesson is frowned upon by many gun owners because they're still making all their revolvers with the hole despite there being no real legal or practical need to do so.
This anon >>13236753 was making fun of this anon >>13236615 for having an S&W revolver, but this anon >>13236753 is either blind or retarded because >>13236615's gun appears to be a pre-hole model.

>>13233973
Where does one acquire the long bread?

>>13236606
What is he eating?

>>13234874
How would this work?

Is long bread real?

>>13241296
I learned something!
Thanks anon.

>>13235395
long dong from the looks of it

>>13235382
I think less, if you're measuring by volume.

>>13237457
No one has really ever been able to figure it out, and that is why he is such an enduring meme.

>>13234171
kek

>>13241340
looks to be flaming hot cheetos

>>13240444
I wonder if it was just a charbroiler and there was a team assembling bread as it was going in and they just had to support it as it kept extending out the other end of the oven. to transport it to the dining hall they had to use a big roller thing like they use in factories and a team of 20+ people

extra long cheeseburger

>>13241296

thank you /k/omrade. i wanted to explain that, but i was at work and had limited time

>>13233973
I wouldn’t mind putting some galze on that long bread

>>13241222
Shut the fuck up. I wanna see your cooking before you criticize.

Also, nobody in my family is or was Anglo in any way.

>>13233973
long bread is LOOOOOOONG

Is long bread real, motherfuckers!!!a,a,,!!!,!!!,!a,

>>13241789
We need to go longer

>>13235050
Do you play for England U21's?

>>13242260
The longer they are the harder they fall.

>>13233973
Looks like what you'd make a swedish bread cake with.

>>13241296
Pretty good idea. I think we have the technology to develop an emotion sensor, though. They could remain hardlocked when a person was angry, and automatically open when a person was fearful. All other uses for a gun can happily accommodate mechanical opening.

Wasn't expecting such a quality bread

>>13242305
he drop the bred

Has anyone seen my dog?

>>13240444
all for a fucking hot dog too

>>13242487
my grandma used to make those

long thread

>>13242498
>year is 2035
>all guns are equipped with Hillary Hole 2.0: "feels before reals" edition
>home alone at night shitposting on /ck/
>hear a crash downstairs
>some future doctor broke into my kitchen
>he's trying to steal my stash of longbread
>grab my gun and run downstairs
>see the underprivileged youth frantically raiding my longbread supply
>"HEY, GET OF OF MY BREADBOX!", i yell pointing the gun
>the unregistered pharmacist turns, interrupted from his pilfering
>he produces a knife, clearly used only for for opening letters from his grandma, and moves towards me
>"REEE, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND AWAY FROM MY LONGBREAD!!!!" I scream
>I pull the trigger on my Walmart Brand Feels Before Reals smart gun
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>I try again
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>I spam the trigger
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>future lawyer does me the kindess of aerating my abdomen with his tools of the trade
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>returns to my breadbox and continues to relieve me of my precious longbread
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>I lay on the floor bleeding out
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>future business leader of America takes flight out the window from whence he came, disappearing into the night
>I lay on the floor in a puddle of blood, humilated and longbread-less
>what's the fucking point in living anymore?
>turn gun on myself
>"~anger detected, please calm down~"
>mfw

>>13244222
Judy, get this man his You

>>13243231
He looks pretty in-bread

>>13244222
Big kek. Have a You

>>13234143
That sounds pretty good, honestly.

>>13244573

>>13233973
I wonder, is this the product of a really wide loaf or do they just slice a normal loaf length wise instead of width wise?

>>13245390

its a long explanation

>>13234143
a slice would go great with a glass of white wine

>>13240444
Probably a conveyor belt oven. Raw dough snake going in one side is cooked by the time it comes out the other.

>>13233973
HOW DID YOU GET SO LONG

>>13234874
>fill with tomato soup to dip your long grilled cheese in

>>13244222
kek nice

>>13244222
>future doctor

>>13236615
I've been looking for this picture for years

>>13236615
How did you toast that long bread?

>>13247504
probably a grill press or some such analogue

>>13246205
long wheat

>>13242305
A fucking Greek tragedy in 4 panels.

>>13236615
Blow your head off please, you won't be missed.

>>13247949
Wow, rude.

>>13242487
Is that like a savory cake? Interesting.

>>13245045
why does she have on so many accessories?

>>13241789
Damn those were legit when they were 2/$5

>>13244222
kek'd

>>13248198
Because she's Hip™ and Cool™ and you can be too if you buy Sprite™ products.

>>13236615
pretty good but you need to get yourself a longplate
>>13242305
is this loss?

>>13241324
It's a long story.

>>13248753
TELL ME, I NEED TO KNOW!

>>13233973
Why would you do that?

>>13250070
Long bread equals long life.

>>13248705
He lost the sandwich, yes.

>>13234157
that's too much grilled cheese in a single serving unless that's like a family dish for four people.

>>13251082
coward

surprised how long bread this thread has been going

>>13251370
Long bread long thread

>>13234143
You had me until covering the whole thing with mayo

>>13241864
Forced meme

>>13234143
>wh*toid "cuisine"

>>13235067
Would i¿¡

>>13244222
>underprivileged youth
kek

>>13244222
this pasta is rustichella d'abruzzo

>>13251082
I would eat that and go back for seconds

>>13253751
>pasta
But anon, this is freshly made

>>13242498
So you're retarded. Got it.

>>13234874
Just my number.