/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13225585
How’s about you and me go over to the side and I’ll show you?

>>13225585
You, forevermore, as we face all of life's challenges united by our pledge to one another.

>>13225585
I see that you have onion rings on the menu, but they aren't listed as one of the side options. Can you make them as a side?

>>13225596
>>13225597
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

>>13225597
>>13225596
yikes

>>13225585
ONION
RINGS

>>13225596
>>13225597
filthy coomers

>>13225585
m-mac and cheese

>>13225585
Fleshlight full of macaroons

>>13225585
your phone number

>>13225585
Rice

>>13225585
pusy

>>13225585
French fries

S-some tendies p-please

the super salad...w-what?

Oh.

y-you too...

freedom...

>>13225601
umm no sweaty....

>buying case of soda
>the scan machine isn't scanning, think i'm a retard when the machine is broken
>cute girl comes to scan if for me
>I tell her it's fine
>it won't
>she walks away
>she walks back to check on me and scans the item
>I didn't have to pathetically go ask for her help
>her shoulder brushed against mine
>imagine life together
>never see her again

>>13225585
the muscles sauteed in red whine soysauce and onions. no i dont care if its not a side im ordering it. what you do is write down things i say and bring them

>bbq places that don't make me order sides, just let me get my half a pound of meat.
It's the best

>>13225601
um no. wear some deodorant, sweaty.
>>13227435

>>13227447
Pls lrn 2 more effectively greentext

>>13227455
>muscles and red whine

>>13225596
>>13225597
Real ones

>>13225585
I want to shit on your face and wipe my ass with your hair

>>13225585
your ass

>>13227447
Based Agatha poster, I miss infinite.

>>13227974
k brb i need to go to my car to get my gun ;)

>>13225634
>he doesn’t fuck

White cheddar truffle fries you WENCH WHORE SERVANT BITCH

>>13225608
>>13225624

Oh shit is that a fucking incel?? Run for it!

>>13227447
So was the scanner broken or not?

God i wanna cum

>>13227457
What bbq place doesn't sell just meat if you want just meat? Are you on the fucking coast somewhere?

>>13225585
potato salad

>>13227447
>imagine her incessant nagging
>imagine her doing nothign all day despite sitting at home
>image her bitching at you becasue you want to sit down after a long day of work
>imagine her expecting you to do EVERYTHING after coming home from work despite her being at home all day
>imagine her bitching that she wants more money
>imagine her fucking people behind your back becasue you're not home enough
>imagine her taking your house and half your shit, basically everything you've worked for even though she's the one that initiated the divorce
>imagine her turning all your friends and even kids against you by saying you were abusive despite trying to give her toe world

Sound grand m8

>>13228979
Wew. Avoid all this by meeting a traditional girl. Traditional girls will want to meet a traditional man of their religion, though, so you're pretty screwed if you're not dedicated to the same lifestyle.

>>13225585
Garlic bread, fried mushrooms, and that tight little ass you got there

>>13225597

>>13225585
*pulls out a chair* You

>>13229140

>>13229140
nice one.

>>13225585
>grabs her ass

A piece of this, sugar tits.

Collard greens pls

>>13229140

>>13229802
This

>>13229804
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT

>>13225746
>your phone number
>not, "digits"
you deserved those singles. unlike me

>>13225601
yes, but there will be an upcharge.

>>13230047
Someone with better social skills than you apparently.

>>13230047
Pusy.

>>13225585
>Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I’d like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
>Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have any side orders of toast. I can bring you an english muffin or a coffee roll.
>Bobby: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?
>Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
>Bobby: You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
>Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
>Bobby: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no no butter, no lettuce and a cup of coffee.
>Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
>Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
>Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
>Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

Welcome to the modern world.

>>13230206
Good job retard. Now check these dubs.

>>13225585
Some b-sprouts.

>>13230422
Dubs:
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>>13230497
fuck 4chan

>>13225585

Your vaginal lips, Milady.

>>13229047
ah yes, tradthots

>>13231457
Not fake trad girls who go to church on sunday and have a bbc train run through them monday. An actual traditional woman. Again, you won't meet them unless you are engrained in the same lifestyle. Why would a trad girl go for a worthless, godless, lazy, non-bread winning, NEET to marry and have children and a life with?

A whole grilled labrador retriever. Thank you.

Oh, and a sprite please :>

>>13231470
This, never understood fat neet retards who want a sweet qt who isn't a lazy fuck when they're equally shitty, lazy, and a generally terrible person who would do same exact thing if they were the opposite gender.

>>13225585
ur smile is enuff

>>13230047
You to leave them alone.

>>13225634
>this is your brain on memes
Fix yourself.

>>13231888
Onion rings are based

>>13228979
fuck I would give up everything for toe world

>>13232180
Do you actually have anything to give up though? Most people think they would give up things for ideals before they actually have something to lose. That's why young people start being less keen on socialism when they get older and start to acquire a little wealth of their own.

>>13225585
I will have the gabagool with side salad. If the salad comes on top, I will send it back.

>>13232198
>people adhere to selfish shit ideologies when they get a bunch of stuff and become selfish shits
Hmm.

>>13229804
STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING!

>>13228512
t. Bateman

>>13232209
Selfishness is literally virtuous, much more so than selflessness. If every single person behaved selfishly with a commitment to civility and law then we would live in a perfect world where the needs of the majority always come first. The selfless are really the worst people there is, if you worked for free you would bring down the value of labor and hurt the rest of us who don’t want to work for free. It’s also fundamentally looking down on others, it is peak irony that the selfless often consider themselves to not be bigoted while the selfish view all as a true equal.

>>13233804
Oh shutup, Ayn.

>>13230422
Fuck.

>>13233804
The gop brainwashing is real strong with this one.

>All are created equal
>Kids with cancer should provide for themselves

Lol, try again.

>>13229047
Don't be this naive folks. Women are stupid whiny whores at their core and expecting any different is just delusion.

>>13234180
No one is flawless, but I've known plenty of married women who take care of the household and dedicate everything to taking care of their kids and family sometimes while working part-time. Don't marry someone lazy and entitled, because they will still be that way after you marry and have kids. Then she will pass on that bad attitude to the kids and so on.

>>13228979
>imagine the smell

>>13228825
Being a coastie is a genuine fear of mine. I couldn’t possibly imagine paying $26.99 + 17% sales tax + tip for avocado toast and a frappe w/ soy milk.

>>13233946
>this is a Republican talking point
Please graduate high school before posting.

oh fuck, I can't keep getting blackout and coming to at cracker barrel. uh, I'll have a side of cornbread

>>13230507
That's 4channel for you pleb.

>>13230206
>2019
>not getting her snapchat, insta, or at least twitter

side of fried okra please

>>13225585
I'll have the uhhh wait what do you guys have for sides?

>>13234904
Would you date someone who has that stuff?

>>13225585
"Suck my fucking dick! Suck it! Make me cum in front of all the restaurant! You're not going to let me lick your sweet adshole, are you? Someone's going to be licking that ass and fucking you from behind, but it's not going to be me, is it? What kind of guys do you like? Someone's fucking you! No way you're going without sex."

>>13230229
What's upcharge?

>>13233946
Not everyone can be kids you stupid lefty

>>13233804
>It’s also fundamentally looking down on others, it is peak irony that the selfless often consider themselves to not be bigoted while the selfish view all as a true equal.
This

“Listen,” I say. “I have a reservation. Where’s the maitre d? I know Jackie Mason,” and she sighs, “I can seat you. Don’t need a reservation,” as she reaches for a menu. She leads me to a horrible table in back near the rest rooms and I grab the menu away from her and rush to a booth up front and I’m appalled by the cheapness of the food—“Is this a goddamn joke?”—and sensing a waitress is near I order without looking up. “A cheeseburger. I’d like a cheeseburger and I’d like it medium rare.” “I’m sorry, sir,” the waitress says. “No cheese. Kosher,” and I have no idea what the fuck she’s talking about and I say, “Fine. A kosher burger but with cheese, Monterey Jack perhaps, and—oh god,” I moan, sensing more cramps coming on. “No cheese, sir,” she says. “Kosher… ” “Oh god, is this a nightmare, you fucking Jew?” I mutter, and then, “Cottage cheese? Just bring it?” “I’ll get the manager,” she says. “Whatever. But bring me a beverage in the meanwhile,” I hiss. “Yes?” she asks. “A… vanilla… milk shake…” “No milk shakes. Kosher,” she says, then, “I’ll get the manager.” “No, wait.” “Mister I’ll get the manager.” “What in the fuck is going on?” I ask, seething, my platinum AmEx already slapped on the greasy table. “No milk shake. Kosher,” she says, thick-upped, just one of billions of people who have passed over this planet. “Then bring me a fucking… vanilla… malted!” I roar, spraying spit all over my open menu. She just stares. “Extra thick!” I add. She walks away to get the manager and when I see him approaching, a bald carbon copy of the waitress, I get up and scream, “Fuck yourself you retarded cocksucking kike,” and I run out of the delicatessen and onto the street

I grab the menu away from her. I’m appalled by the cheapness of the food—“Is this a goddamn joke?” I order without looking up. “A cheeseburger. I’d like a cheeseburger on the side and I’d like it medium rare.” “I’m sorry, sir,” the waitress says. “No cheese. Kosher,” and I have no idea what the fuck she’s talking about and I say, “Fine. A kosher burger but with cheese, Monterey Jack perhaps, and—oh god,” I moan, sensing more cramps coming on. “No cheese, sir,” she says. “Kosher… ” “Oh god, is this a nightmare, you fucking Jew?” I mutter, and then, “Cottage cheese? Just bring it?” “I’ll get the manager,” she says. “Whatever. But bring me a beverage in the meanwhile,” I hiss. “Yes?” she asks. “A… vanilla… milk shake…” “No milk shakes. Kosher,” she says, then, “I’ll get the manager.” “No, wait.” “Mister I’ll get the manager.” “What in the fuck is going on?” I ask, seething, my platinum AmEx already slapped on the greasy table. “No milk shake. Kosher,” she says, thick-upped, just one of billions of people who have passed over this planet. “Then bring me a fucking… vanilla… malted!” I roar, spraying spit all over my open menu. She just stares. “Extra thick!” I add. She walks away to get the manager and when I see him approaching, a bald carbon copy of the waitress, I get up and scream, “Fuck yourself you retarded cocksucking kike,” and I run out of the delicatessen and onto the street

>>13236713
Not much, but my name's not Charge.

>>13232180
based

>>13225596
I sincerely hope you say that to a waitress one day.

ill have a side of dubs with that

>>13225585
SWEET POTATO FRIES