/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13223358
wtf was his problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdAS-gxZ2FM

>>13223358
>what the FUCK was her problem
Dry eyes, I'm guessing

>>13223358
Bitch looks like Mike Jevons wife lmao

>>13223358
classic case of narcissism

>>13223358
She still comments in Gordon's videos being really fucking assmad.

>>13223432
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWE_urnyWU3ziWvC4erRWwA/community

>>13223431
Borderline personality disorder with a pinch of narcissistic personality disorder, as evidenced by her narcissistic supply being replenished by Gordon's initial compliments and her complete inability to handle criticism without taking it personally.

>be gangster
>marry firecracker blonde 20 years your junior
>attack and insult whomever the fuck you want
>get banned from Surrender-land and Kraut-world
>make restaurant with 65 items on menu as money-laundering scheme
>go on Kitchen Nightmares and Dr Phil, being a complete remorseless chad, taking tips and firing over 100 staff
her husband Samy is based

>>13223453
>this is considered white in the jewnited states
Haram

>>13223358
>What food shows do you watch?

Kino:
>The Layover
>No Reservation
>Parts Unknown

Good:
>Kitchen Nightmares
>Hell's Kitchen
>Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmer

Ironic:
>Buzzfeed Worth It
>Mark Weins

HOLY FUCKING SHIT:
>Cooking with Jack

>>13223358
You can tell after the first 10 minutes that they never actually intended to take Ramsay’s advice or improve the restaurant. They just wanted the free publicity. And KN did a revisit only because the original episode blew up the internet.

>>13223358
Hello my lovelies

>>13223358

>>13223751
based

>>13223768
>talk mad shit
>backtrack and claim you were hacked
>based
pick 2

>>13223751
>>13223776
Based and psychopilled.
Amy did nothing wrong

>>13223776
based

>>13223641
jack is based

>>13223453
He'd double ring in every order that went back in the kitchen to be remade. That's the reason he had to be the only one on the pos terminal.

>>13223437
Please tell me this is someone LARPing as her

>>13224045
it's not

>>13224045
I don't think it is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWE_urnyWU3ziWvC4erRWwA/community?lb=UgyWguAwRzLXZraHKpt4AaABCQ

>>13223797
Jack is retarded. But the show is hilarious and based.

>>13224089
You don't think it's her, or you don't think it's someone LARPing?

>>13223358
complete bpd, should be a candidate for invasive experimental brain surgery
the only use for people like that is to experiment on for a cure or treatment
or as sex slaves i guess

>>13224120
I don't think it's someone LARPing

>>13224154
I agree. I think she's just a crazy bitch married to an unstable gangster.
>>13223783
>>13223784
pick 2

>>13224162
I pick based and redpilled

>>13224187
based
and dare I say

redpilled

>>13223709
His advice was shit, even on the UK version when it was less dramatic

>>13224610
his advice is always better than the status quo.
successful restaurants would never be on the show

>>13223358
link?

>>13224709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5O7TRTpesM

>>13224610
>cook better food
>clean your filthy fucking kitchen
>fire the niggers and hire motivated staff
you’d think these are no-brainers but there are actually restaurant owners dumb enough to not do these things until an angry british guy yells at them

>>13224750
that goes for anything though. you could do it for incel neckbeards crying about "tfw no gf"
>eat less/better food
>clean your filthy fucking nutsack and shave
>stop looking at a screen 4 hours a day and work out
people are dumb, caught in a rut, blind of their faults, lazy, unmotivated, etc. sometimes you need an external push to improve.

how were they still in business

>>13224859
money laundering

>>13223358
https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/ontario-ca/genevieve-gigi-gutierrez-5987126
Do you think Ramsay boned her? How many of the waitresses does he do?

>>13224982
tf is that link

that indian must be getting one hell of a sex

>>13225035
he's not Indian
he's a Moroccan Jew

>that reporter from the follow up

>>13225317
post her

>>13223744
>eat a ducky moss

>>13223358
>>13223641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVDY42s47E

>>13225374
is this real, or a parody of Jack?

>>13223410
>>13223358
I'd hit it

>>13225408
hope you're ready to get stabbed in your sleep or #MeToo'd

>>13224045
there's actual videos featuring her and sammy in that account as recently as 1 month ago

>>13225434
post one

>>13225374
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVDY42s47E
Holy fuck, this is pure genius.

>>13223358
A Cook's Tour in a stupid theater box frame on YouTube because I'm a cheap fuck and it's better than upscaled 240p, No Reservations, Parts Unknown, Yan Can Cook, anything with the world's most recognizable non-fictional secret agent (Julia), Good Eats, Feasting on Asphalt, A bunch of other PBS stuff like Jaque Pepin, some Iron Chef, a couple DDD when I'm too tired or stoned to move, more Rachel Ray than I'd care to admit, Kitchen Impossible, Survivor, and a smattering of daytime Food Network
Oh right, I'd suppressed the years of indoctrination into the Cult of Martha. I can make doilies out of puff pastry, if I had sufficient counter space.
>Not enough Adderall, too much coke, smattering of sociopathy. Garnish with delusion.

>>13225804
Fuck me, I forgot Gordon's filmography

>>13225000
A waitress from another episode.

>>13225416
I dated a Hispanic Muslim woman for like 6 years. I can handle anything

>>13225842
>I routinely make horrible decisions
based

>>13223453
Didn't this Super Macho Man looking asshole get deported?

>>13224045
>>13224089
>>13224154
You know what? I changed my mind about deleting my account. Even though I'm not the real Amy. I'll reveal you some riddles you've got to solve. I'll delete the account when you ask me nicely.

>>13225842
Teach you to keep it in the pants

>>13226218
>fuck off, retard

You know what? I changed my mind about >>13223432
>>13223437
>>13224045
>>13224162
deleting my account. Even though I'm not the real Amy. I'll reveal you some riddles you've got to solve. I'll delete the account when you ask me nicely.

>>13227325
Please delete it, honorable one.

>>13223358
Amy is a good girl and literally /one of us/

Favorite cooking shows
>Chopped
>Iron Chef
>Kitchen Nightmares
I got normie tastes desu

>>13223437
Hahahah, holy shit.
Talk about seething.

>>13223453
>>13223453
>make restaurant with 65 items on menu as money-laundering scheme

so this is the power of the guido?

I follow her on instagram and her desserts look actually pretty decent.

>>13227558
She's still a shit person with a shit personality.

>>13225374
Henry deserves more love.
Like, it's obviously a joke channel but it's done well enough that I bet he still fools at least a few people.

>>13227558
didn't Gordon like the dessert as well or am I think of another episode?

>>13227682
It was her dessert. I guess a broken clock is still right twice a day.

>>13223358
Youtube keeps recommending me clips and compilations from Gordon Ramsay's shows, mostly Kitchen Nightmares, and I always watch them and enjoy them, even though I've seen them before. I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you, Youtube, and yes, I think I will watch Times That Ramsay Actually LIKED the Food again.

>>13227679
But some of the videos on his channel are stand up performances

I just finished Hell's Kitchen season 2, and it was awful. I felt that the cooks were even weaker than in season 1, and Virginia/Sara were insufferable, shitty chefs that should've all been gone by episode 6. They definitely weren't black jacket material. The fact that Gordon thinks that Virginia actually has the chops to lead a kitchen seriously makes me question his judgement in other areas.
To anyone else who has seen the series, does he pull this shit again, where he keeps a legitimately shit chef all the way up to the finale? Because a chef that is up for elimination six times is a shit chef, and it was painfully obvious to me as I watched the show that Virginia was receiving preferential treatment. Glad she lost, she deserved it. And I'm glad Heather hired Keith after she won.

>>13227552
he's not Italian

>>13227682
They were store bought desserts

>>13223358
The jew enabled his woman and she ran with it.

>>13223358
why are none of the good american ramsey shows on netflix

>>13227682
>Menu says fresh ravioli
>They're literally selling frozen retail-packed instead

>>13223744

>>13228576
It that Matt's Bar?

>>13228385
some are on Youtube (for now)
>>13228510
kek

>>13225317
You're a man of poor lowly taste of pigs.
Miranda the server is the best girl

>>13225374
This is 10/10
>Jose Suicidio
Ayyyyyy

>>13223744
>>13228576
she cute

>>13228655
Looks like it based on the Citypages framed in the background.

>>13229093
I got the vibe from the walls and booth's look too. It's a very distinctive '50s dive look they've kept up.