/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She cute for an older lady.

>>13217440
this was painful to watch. 35 minutes of Claire fucking up before going back to an earlier episode of something nearly identical and then that fixes it immediately.

>>13217500
this post was painful to read. +200 characters summarizing a video

>>13217440
>40 minute video
Claire isn't interesting enough for me to watch 1/4th of that, tee bee daysoo.

>>13217587
Same guy here.
She is, however, interesting enough for me to enter this thread, check out the length of the video, and voice my disapproving opinion.

>>13217440
This retard spent like 20 minutes trying to find a mold for something she could have just eyeballed and rolled. Meanwhile, she completely ignored the shell and just made some copout frosting that was nowhere near close in texture

>what if we get a pastry chef and let her do some fun reverse engineering
>but the twist is she's a complaining Jewish mami who hates it

Rhoda would be super positive about it all

>>13217500
Isn't that every video? Isn't that kind of the shtick? When the Kit Kat episode happened I thought "ohh she's a pastry chef, this should be easy" and then she spent days pretending like making a basic wafer is some mystical hidden technique and she has to reinvent the wheel and end up with some weird monstrosity. She's either a total retard, lying about being a trained pastry chef or hamming it up for views.

>>13217600
what video is this from?

>>13217598
Same guy again
Im also a massive faggot idk if that helps

>>13217440

>>13217440
>”Hey anon why is your pc so fresh?”
>”Because I’m running MentOS”
>”hahahah”

>>13217440
Fuck dude....mentos are kino and Claire is kino. The combination of the two is super kino!

>>13218132
claire in 6 more gourmet episodes?

>>13218108
The intro video to their thanksgiving series

>>13217440
This post is advertising or begging.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>13217440
>Rhoda comes to work just to comfort the whiny bitch
>"Chris is the only one who cares!"

>>13218437
>5 hours later thread is still up
remember that one time the mods deleted shill threads? that was a good day

>>13217917
I don't think it's a shtick, Claire's just not as good as she thinks she is. Andy, Brad, Chris, or even Rick would do a better job at gourmet makes

>>13220091
No one wants to see a 10 minute video, so they have her fail and wallow in despair before she produces a decent copy

>>13217440
>oh guys I've never tried this before
When will she stop it? Who does she think she's kidding?

washed up hag

>>13220200
How dare you, she's only said that twice!!!

>>13220218
I want to wash her with my cum

>>13220566
... is this a fucking Bon Appetit cosplay?

>>13217500
>>13217917
This.

>>13220588
Problem, sweaty??

>>13220631

>>13220631
cute :3

i bet brad's wife can't get him to eat her out unless she's been siting on that counter letting her pussy ferment for at least 2 weeks.

>>13220685

>>13220631

>>13217917
Not sure I'd agree with that, she's not just cooking from scratch, she's reverse-engineering. So it's not just 'any' wafer, it's 'that' wafer, which takes trial and error

>>13220800
Have you had a Kit Kat? There's nothing unique about the wafer. Plus, they really need to change the name of the series if they're not aiming to have the end product contain a better wafer.

>>13220810
I'll have a Kitkat when you have sex

>>13220816
cringe

>>13220631
say what you will, but this really just means their looks really are that iconic
people cosplay Shadman afterall

>>13217600
I'd still most like to bone Claire. Then the Mexican guy, then the asian amazon, and finally Molly.

>>13217440
Why doesn't she ever make a gourmet version? Seems like she only tries to replicate, which is kind of silly. If you want the exact same thing, just buy it.

paid and protected shill thread fuck off

Why's her hair greying?

>>13220631
Wow are these the girls who post here?

It's the mark of a sorceress.

>>13222810
indeed

>>13217917
Other videos she's usually attempting to recreate something and going through a process of various changes/additions and getting help or talking it through with chris or brad or a guest.
This one was different because from the start she was saying it was similar to the skittles episode, then she just went "fuck it" and went back to the earlier episode, copied that and the only difference was how she did the final coat.
They need to ditch the sugar candy stuff and go back to more interesting chocolate bars.
They should give her something Australian or British and make her recreate it to get her out of the American comfort zone. Kit Kat, Cherry Ripe or something.

>>13220029
yeah, but this one is paid and protected

>>13220631
everyone in that photo should be killed

>>13220566
>>13220631
that's fucking creepy

>>13221544
>he doesn't want to fuck the cute indian show tune singing waifu
fag detected

>>13220800
Yeah but she didn't start with any kind of actual wafer recipe and the ones in kit kat aren't different from the typical wafers found all over. What she came up with looked like a travesty.

>>13222871
Yeah now that I've seen the episode it was even worse than the others.

>>13222794
;)

>>13220631
>only uggos relate to Claire
MOLLY MOMMYgf confirmed best

Seriously, how fucking clueless do you have to be to watch the literal retards on that channel and then shill their useless asses on here?

>>13222783
Lack of Bradcock

>>13222871
She's done kit kat you pig fuck.

>>13224947
Chris/Clair > Brad/Clair

>>13227010
>Chris
Did you see how he cooked his eggs? Eww, what a pleb.

>>13227023
Yeah, the crispy bits around the edge are very desirable. He knows.

>>13217440
Repulsive fat ugly swine

>>13227030
"crispy bits around the edge?" Rick made his with crispy bits around the edge. Chris burnt the entire goddamn white.

>>13227092
Burning is black. This is incredible attention to detail. Bringing them right to the edge and pulling them off before they burn.

>>13227122
Absolutely disgusting. No one with a functioning set of taste buds could enjoy that. I can't believe Christ acts like a snob all the time and eats his eggs like that.

>>13217440
Does anyone else have a strong desire to eat her shit? She's just so perfect.

Ugly fat Jewish witch. You guys are disgusting.

>>13217440
I can’t be bothered to watch this shit, are these all shops or is it actually a jewish lady who keeps shilling products?

>>13227122
Seriously the supreme way to make eggs, even better that the yolk is still liquid.

>>13227125
Peasant tastebuds detected.