/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13215526
yes, not lung cancer.

I miss how violent this combo would make my shits in the morning

>>13215526
Why orally ingest those when they’re both in fact highly absorbable by the anus

Add a shot of whisky to the mix

>>13215526
Coffee and cigrits go together like PB&J

>>13215526
Use real coffee

valium and vodka

>>13215526
cringe

>>13215542
based and /alc/ pilled

add a shot of vodka and it's a classic Finnish breakfast.
coming from someone who uses snus instead, popping in a traditional 'tobacco and bergamot' flavored snus with the morning coffee is a lovely experience.

>>13215526

>being this institutionalized.

>>13215530
>smoking causes lung cancer
Pseudoscience.

I quit smoking years ago and I'm glad I did but that combo is one of the only things I miss about it.

>>13215526
Based!

>>13215696
>I'm glad I did
Why?

>>13215526
Yes one that contains actual nutrients and won't gradually turn you into a burden upon the state and your loved ones.

>>13215685
>damaging an organ won't damage it
please tell me you're memeing

>>13215526
>eggyolks and coffee
Based.

>>13215700
It's a shitty habit and I don't want to pay for cigarettes anymore.

a foamy latte and an organic american spirit

>>13215526
There's a song about this! Quite a few in fact.
https://youtu.be/sQww3HeL8M4

>>13215526
Hmm two addictions sated in one go, and with the added bonus of appetite suppression

>>13215696
Just chew nicotine gum, much more enjoyable than inhaling. That Finn was talking about snus earlier, same thing but tends to be stronger.

>>13215861
i'm not Finnish, Finnish breakfast is just a meme.
i do like smoking every now and then but i find snus is just generally more enjoyable. you can get it in a bajillion nic strengths and flavors though. i've never tried nic gum, but i imagine it would taste kind of artificial.

>>13215526
>buying cancer sticks filled with poison instead of packs of dried tobacco to roll yourself
Feels good to be a SEAchad

>>13215885
Nah, nicotine gum is great, you can get it in mint flavor. But they're essentially the same thing, and both will give you mouth cancer if you go hard on them.

>>13215719
Coffee does have nutrients.

don't smoke, go outside and jog and then take a cold shower

>>13216002
>don't smoke
That sounds awful.
>go outside
That sounds awful.
>jog
That sounds awful.
>take a cold shower
That sounds awful.

>>13215719
>burden on the state
The taxes on smokes more than make up for it when it comes to the state.

>>13216020
fat retard

>>13216045
72Kg emergency care physician, lighten up.

>>13215542
And two lines of Cocaine.

>>13215526
not a single one.

>>13215719
Smokers die earlier and there is no long-term, costly "treatment" that they undergo such as chemo or dialysis. It is the non-smokers who burden the state and their families by hanging around longer due to craven fear of the grave that awaits all of us.

Replace the cig with some weed and I agree.

>>13215719
Tobacco does not cause organ damage.

*hits vape*
*sips lapsang souchong*
ahhhhhhhhh

great movie for this topic. our cells need food, but our brains need stimulation.

>>13215526
Coke after whiskey then smoke then coffee coke smoke

>>13215526
For someone who thinks smoking is worth doing at all, I imagine there's not too many things better than sucking on something that smells fucking disgusting and washing it down with consumer-grade shit-water coffee.
>smoking paul malls
This picture could not possibly be more low-brow-pretending-to-be-middle-brow pseud if it possibly fucking tried.

>>13215526
Fuck off boomer

>>13216242
Nobody asked what you imagine turbofag. Enjoy your padded room safe taxcow existence while based bros like OP truly live.

>>13215526
Yes

>>13216233
>not putting the coke in the cigarette and smoking it
e doesn't know bout dem choppas

>>13215981
Coffee has some antioxidants but it has almost no calories and therefore no macros

>>13216035
Yeah I guess that's true

>>13216111
Smokers still require lengthy hospital stays and care in their old age, it just happens earlier

>>13216119
Do you want me to show you a composite of smokey lungs vs non-smoker lungs?

>>13216242
normal pall malls are budget garbo, but pall mall nonfilters like what OP has are still high-quality and only for patricians

>>13216420
>Do you want me to show you a composite of smokey lungs vs non-smoker lungs?
That shit is all the worst case examples and actual cancer, a smokers lungs are probably just more mucusy.

Replace the cig with a joint, the coffee with an addy, and clear out the rest of my day for masturbating
The perfect breakfast

Add whiskey to coffee or Irish cream. Switch cig with some green crack. Get shit done famalam

>>13216117
>DUDE, WEED

i actually like being able to do tasks.

>>13216119
Yeah because tobacco is clearly the only thing inside cigarettes

>>13217013
You are getting trolled :)

>>13215546
This, except like BBC and blonde girls

>>13215526
yes i love making my lungs feel like shit for a couple of days and the horrible anxiety coffee gives me. also love to shit so what a fantastic breakfast

>>13215526
Yes

>>13215526
>2 addictions in one for breakfast
woah big iq

>>13216117
Unproductive loser drug that only benefits the masturbator and video gamer.

>>13215719
9 in 10 smokers don't contact lung cancer.

>>13216420
>Do you want me to show you a composite of smokey lungs vs non-smoker lungs?

>>13216341
Coming to a Galar region near you.

>>13215526

in german it is this:
kaffee, kippe, kacken

translated:
coffee, cigarette, crap

in that order

no that doesn't apply for the average german, it's just a saying
(did it long enough, stomach didn't like)

now its a mix of
oatmeal
(hazel-)nuts
banana / apple
(clementine opt.)
raisins
milk
and just a liiiiittle bit of sugar (half or full teaspoon)

>>13216119
>A cigarette is 100% tobacco

Smoking is the leading cause of ED in men under 40.

At any rate, it's good for regularity but gets tiring pretty quickly, I always found the first cig of the day to be the worst. Plus I'd frequently have to take 20 minutes out of class because I was having violent shits due to this plus a shitty diet.

>>13217282
>c-c-igarettes are h-h-healthy
get a load of this sniveling nitwit

>>13215526
>tfw can't do that combo because it rapes your guts and gives you brutal heartburn

>>13216119
I like smoking but you can notice that tobacco can become gooey and the smoke leaves tar on surfaces. That has to fuck up your lungs after a while.

>>13216346

i remember one time i didnt have a stem so i put a small rock of crack in my cigarette

well, it worked

>>13216111
What the fuck are you on about, I'm a paramedic and constantly end up at people's homes who are smokers with COPD on an oxygen tank. Shit goes on for years and is only slow and painless in the rare cases where these idiots are smoking with the O2 line on and cause an explosion. Happens far too rarely unfortunately. Mostly they just rot away for a shit ton of years before they fall asleep and choke to death when they get senile and forget their O2.

>>13217727
O2 costs very little and by your own testimony these sad cases languish at home. Breathing some cheap O2 at home costs insurers and the state and family members very little.

>>13215526
>a more perfect breakfast
weed and pussy

>tfw haven't smoked in 4 months
Brehs I really needs it

>>13215526
If smoking can be breakfast then I say sex.

>>13217743
Just so you know, I am now imagining you waking up, bright eyed and bushy tailed, only to turn over and start rubbing your weenie against nameless meat-flesh, panting and grunting,

>UUUHHHHHHH
>AHHGGHHHHHHH
>AUUUAAUAUAUUAUAUUUAUGGGGHHHH

and then ejaculating.

Keep it to yourself, we don't need you to paint a picture.

>>13217823
I didn't. You did.

>>13217743
Nothing ruined the day quicker than morning sex or masturbation. A Male is rendered lethargic and full of prolactin the rest of the day and plus leakage. It's like sabotaging yourself for a little pleasure. Not worth it.

>>13217970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2bSL5VQgM

>>13217727
A colleague of mine has literally put out the fire on the face of someone who tried smoking in their hospital bed with oxygen running through nasal specs.

>>13217676
>moving the goal posts this hard
Ecce Midwitticus

>>13217970
>leakage

work on your kegels, grandpa
also you are supposed to pee afterwards

>>13217742
then just smoke, pussy. we all die sometime. life isnt worth living if youre miserable all the time

>>13217280
Only because that prick changed his cell number and didn’t send out the new one

>>13217245
Homo

>>13217722
i live in south FL, crack was harder to fnd then coke so everybody just freebased of smoked choppers. It was the promise land
t. first world problems

>>13216094
>>13215542
And a bowl of weed.

>>13217280
That's only one manifestation. There's also emphysema, COPD, and asthma.

>>13216045
Post body

>>13215526
Strong coffee and a small joint while you watch the sun rise in your back yard. Then back inside to fry up some Irish Nachos and scrambled eggs.

>>13215526
Yes, it's called a cigar.
It's like a cigarette, except you just puff on it instead of deep throating the smoke, so it doesn't taste like shit and clog up your lungs with tar that you have to cough up every once and a while.
You also don't need to smoke them every day because companies don't put a shit ton of chemicals in cigars to make you so addicted and dependent that you have to habitually smoke them out of necessity.
Or just do any other tobacco product, cigarettes are a scam invented by big tobacco so poor people will spend every weeks paycheck on a pack because you're so addicted you can't stop.

>>13217280
That's because most smokers will die from strokes and heart disease before getting the chance to develop cancer, it takes decades for cancer to go from a single rogue cell to a lump which is detectable.

>>13215532

Oh God, they were utterly percussive

>>13220403
Wrong lmao, cancerous cells are a regular part of everyday life and “cancer” is an immune system complication. To put it in an example, there were always faggots before pride.

>>13218395
>Not failing to surpass addiction is being a pussy
Serial smokers are the biggest copers on earth

>>13215861
Gum is way different than smoking tobacco . A cig will relax and stim me, gum will usually just tighten my chest and make me slightly stim but no relax

>>13216420

Coffee has niacin, magnesium, thiamine
Small amounts but just bc it has no calories practically doesn’t mean it can’t have vits and minerals
Pleb

>>13215526
this shit makes you nauseous.

>>13217743
normie go back

>>13215526
Add a shot of vodka.

>>13215655
Do you just drink the coffee with it in your mouth?

>>13215526
man, this image is making me want to brew a hot cuppa right now. Literally nothing is better.

>>13215526
why do Europeans smoke so much? its fucking gross

>>13221568
It's a world full of fire, princess. If you're too delicate to bear a little smoke, maybe hang yourself with a bedsheet.

>>13215526
Nope. It's the breakfast of Champions.

>>13221512
yep. it's tucked into your upper lip and you don't have to spit, so no issues.

>>13215526
>the crisp crackling of a long drag during the first snow day of the year

Really makes me wish I could have one around this time but I know for sure I'd just get hooked again.

>>13215526
Yeah, replace the cigarette with eggs, wheat toast, and some sort of meat.

>>13215526
Meditation in the rising sunlight desu.

>>13215542
/thread

>>13215542
>>13216094
>>13220221
this to be desu

>>13215526
Coffee with cream/milk

>>13216045
Not him, but honestly why the cold shower?

>>13223451
Because people are so low test they think the 5 ng/dl is worth it

>>13215719
>>13217280
>>13220235
>>13220403
Smokers die from strokes and heart attack.

Weed and coffee. Its a fun escape from the anxieties of any sort of morning.

>>13215526
>he still eats food
heh

>Watched mom die of damage wrought on her body by smoking
>"Ackshually she died of pure circumstance, all those organs of hers shriveled to uselessness by smoke damage weren't important :^)"
You are some stupid niggers.

>>13217275
>WAAAAHHHHH GIB ME MY SMOKEY SMOKEY BREAK!! I NEED MY NICKOTEEN!!
Drug addicts should all kill themselves for being so weak willed

It's amazing how druggies have deluded themselves so hard that they call their COPD "smokers cough"
They actually think that waking up in the morning, hacking up phlegm and lighting a cigarette is part of the experience.

>>13223793
Temperance league scolds have always been with us. Doesn't mean we're going to listen to your womanish nagging.

>>13223802
why are you doing loser poor people drugs

>>13223811
Why did your grandparents?

>>13223815
Lied to about its long-term effects, and at the time was one of the very few cheap forms of recreation they had access to.

>>13215542
The debate in my house is rum vs whisky in a coffee. Obviously the correct answer is whisky

>>13223815
my grandparents never smoked
anyways, nicotine is for manchildren. cocaine is the thinking man's drug

>>13223821
Not a convincing argument. Cigarettes were routinely referred to as coffin nails in the early 1900's. Didn't stop most adults from indulging. Adulthood has few consolations, life is a bitter slog punctuated by the deaths of loved ones. We need our vices.

>>13223835
P.G. Wodehouse noted that it was madness to consider writing anything without copious amounts of tobacco on hand. Expert on everything? No, but he knew how to write. I am old enough to remember when people smoked everywhere. It wasn't a big deal.

>>13223835
Highly unlikely. Let me guess: they also weren't religiously observant.

>>13216119
Tobacco itself doesn't but inhaling smoke of any type does damage your lungs.

>>13223822
>>13223416
>>13223664
>>13221415
>>13220303
>>13220221
>>13216826
White Monster w/Vodka >>>> Irish coffee

>>13215719
>burden upon the state
Very old people cost the state way more than smokers. If everyone smoked my country's government will have a surplus

>>13216117
Based

>>13217011

>>13217275

Okay Boomers.

>>13217120

t. Schlomo Goldbaum

>>13223835
I've never offered fellatio for a pack of Marlboros.

>>13226532
I have, but the marlboros were optional

>>13216117
One of the rare times I agree with a DUDELMAO. Weed and coffee are an excellent combo once in a while

>>13217676
You've fallen for a hoax.

I don't smoke but I wish there was a suitable alternative. Maybe I should give vaping a try again but it never gave me the same feel that cigarettes did. Maybe I should try vaping dry tobacco instead of vape liquid?

>>13215526
I don't get the big deal here. Each morning my father would wake up around 04:30 to get ready for work. He'll smoke some coffee and drink a cigarette. Man lived to be in his 80's before dying, when he was in a car wreck.

Does a cigarette and a coffee even count as breakfast? Are you really breaking your nightly fast?

>>13215530
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

>>13223712

what makes you think smoking had anything to do with it

>>13223712
>watch 92 year old aunt smoke half a pack a day
I’ll be fine

>>13215526
>no butter on coffee
>cigarrette instead of vaporizer
EPIC FAIL, i dare say

>>13215526
*tips fedora*

>>13216111
>there is no long-term, costly "treatment" that they undergo such as chemo
How do you think lung-cancer is treated?

>>13217245
i really really really like this image

>>13228541
I like it too.

Scrambled eggs, bacon, home fries with onion and pepper, a pint of stout and a finger of Scotch.

>>13215546
>>13217120
>>13226525
PB&J Doesn't go well at all desu

LOOK AT ME GUYS I SMOKE LOL Ddxdxx

this entire thread is just a mask for big tobacco to boost its sales

>>13215655

this but odens

>>13229834
Big tobacco isnt all tobacco. Cigars were recently proven by the FDA to have 'minimal to no effect on health' and pipes are even better, with no proven ill health effects, ever. Pure tobacco smoke itself has had no effect on animal health even when inhaled in rats what would be the equivalent of more than 2000 cigarettes a day. The only studies of pure tobacco being detrimental to human health was never able to be replicated in over 50 years.

>>13229870
based and snuspilled. i haven't tried an Odens because i'm not in Sweden and can't really order things right now, but it's on the list.

>>13230232
So why did a surgeon general say american spirits aren’t a safer cigarette? Nicotine itself is a toxic chemical with a low LD50, if you eat just a few cigarettes you can die. Nicotine poisoning is sometimes called growers sickness because it’s so easy to get that third world tobacco pickers get it from the dew on the plants soaking into their skin. That’s the funny thing about all the alternatives like vaping saying they’re healthier, the problem isn’t the smoke lol.

Laughs in Judy Garland

>>13229687
These things are getting out of hand.

No, this is

>>13231352
Caffeine is also deadly in high doses. The levels of nicotine you get from smoking isn't what's going to harm you.

>>13233966
Caffeine LD50 is 7000mg which is about 70 cups of coffee. You physically couldn’t overdose on it without concentrated pure caffeine. The LD50 of nicotine is 60mg, which you can actually absorb from eating just a few cigarettes, when you smoke it you get less nicotine and it cleans out of your system too fast.

>>13215526
>drinking their ash tray residue as a morning beverage

>>13233994
Who the fuck eats cigarettes?

>>13234016
Babies, frat boys, high school kids

>>13234020
Better ban tide pods too then while we're at it

>>13216002
>don't smoke
based
>go outside
based
>jog
based
>take a cold shower
fuck no, I like my comfort

>>13216094
>>13220221
and a tab of acid

>>13215526
Replace cigarette with cigar, you fucking woman.

What's with all the cigarette threads?

>>13215526
You’re bald

>>13217671
you admit to shitty diet but blame the cigs, frig off leave the cigs alone