/ck/ - Food & Cooking

aahhhhh bros im gonna oooooooooooooooooooogggg

>>13214160
>soy meat
cringe

Ahem..
https://youtu.be/EAFUhY-5tE4

>>13214160
>Soy meat
based

>>13214160
She cute

>>13214160
>k'nead

>>13214233
>s'knead

her song is sympathizing with jannies though, not sure what side she is on https://soundcloud.com/user-264930974/for-free

>>13214160
I am strongly attracted to this facial phenotype.

>>13214160
I hate the internet

too much dough
zoomers k'nead to k'nil themselves

>>13214160
Eww.

>>13214160
She's obnoxious and repulsive, she think she's cute and semi clever. She's not.

>>13214352
Have

>>13214355
SNACKX

She's like 20 but talks like a fellow kid

>>13214394
20 is still a kid

>>13214404
But the way she talks. it all feels so out of place. Like, she shouldn't say things like neet or gamer. It just feels wrong

>>13214408
That's because she's a faggot

>>13214404
For women? They have more life experience at 18 than most men at 30.

>>13214411
Why haven't I thought about that. Thanks bra

>>13214408
how is neet a kid thing

>>13214416
The way she talks makes it feel like she's 40 something and tries really hard to talk like the kids do

>>13214420
That’s just what women are like tho..

>>13214420
>starts video with "what's popping gamers?"
I think thats the point

>>13214412
Please elaborate

>>13214453
Sex

>>13214464
have it

>>13214469
You say it like it's easy lol. I'm no woman, so it's pretty tough

>>13214464
Sex is life experience now? lol what

>>13214489
Well, a 20 year old woman has more of it than your average 30 year old dude

>>13214491
Citation needed

>>13214489
Considering how integral it is to life, yes.

That said, being a slut (man or woman) does not inherently equate to life experience.

>>13214477
It's easier than you think

>>13214160
i wish she would show her feet

>>13214469
Tried it.

>>13214497
>It's easier than you think
Yeah, but I'm fat. My virginity and my obesity are directly proportional

Those eyebrows say she's a bitch, and my peepee agrees.

>>13214502
Fat fucks get laid constantly. What you're missing is charisma. Unfortunately it's not a learned trait so you are probably destined to be a wizard

>>13214527
>destined to be a wizard
Might as well. Can't miss what you don't know.

>>13214491
Speak for yourself. I’ve had sex with 3 women by the time I was 30 and my fiancée was still a virgin.

>>13214160
She seems like she has literal and unironic autism.

>>13214530
>fiancée was still a virgin
Was she obese or otherwise deformed?

>>13214502
I hear ya anon. You just gotta eat a bit better and be a bit more physically active, then a bit more, and a bit more.

It's all about baby steps and realizing that you can't break a habit/lifestyle overnight, nor will you get fit that quickly. BUT, every day you DON'T take those steps, you're letting yourself lose a battle; and losing too many battles means losing the war.

>>13214533
Everybody does. It has become a very big spectrum.

>>13214537
You know damn well that I won't follow your advice. But thanks I guess

>>13214541
Maybe not, but I believe people can change; I just want all anons to be happy and healthy.

>>13214561
you're a real fren

I like the song and those hot pockets look good.

>>13214534
Pleasantly plump with an adorable cleft lip and glasses as thick as Prof. Farnsworth’s.

>>13214561
You also not from western world? Nameste.

>>13214533
Even better

>>13214573
Oh no, I was born and raised smackdab in the middle of American flyover country. I've just traveled, seen a lot of the world, and grown up from that general closed-mindedness. Namaste, regardless.

>>13214563
Thanks pal. You're gonna make it.

>>13214160
cute, but spinach and beans in a hot pocket?

>>13214598
Why not?

>>13214598
Norwegian "tastes"

>>13214710
Not enough processed cheese and "beef" for you?

>>13214714

>>13214160
>ketchup in tomato sauce
Fucking bitch

>>13214771
if only you knew how bad things really are
https://youtu.be/1xo22DxAgYc

>>13214222
""She""

>>13214160
>attention whoring roastie spouting 4chan memes while showing her face

Normalfags ruin everything, you all need to be killed.

>>13215676
How dare you talk to my wife like that

>>13215754
Your "wife" is pregnant with my child, cuck.

>>13214534
>Only know whores
Wew lad

>>13214181
nothing wrong with nazi beans

>>13214160
Claire Saffitz egregiously btfo

>>13216333
trips of truth checked

>this is what artifact streamers have to do to survive now

>>13214160
I wouldn’t fuck her with my mom’s dick.

>>13214160
This is a trap.

>>13214336
I think this person might actually be too young to qualify as a zoomer. "She" is no older than 14.

>>13214160
>chopped tomatoes
>tomato paste
>add sugar
>add salt
>add ketchup
Hmmm

lol

>>13217202
ah, a fellow mommy poster

>>13215635
kill that bitch holy shit man.

>>13219241
ketchup is just tomato sauce
Italian seething at america once again improving european culture

>putting salt directly on the yeasy
Doesn't that fuck the dough up?

>>13214305
Fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>13214160
HAHA SHE SAID THE MEME
EPIC WIN!

>>13219837
>Metal memeochol memedrome
Nice meme.

>>13214305
Me too she looks good

>>13214394
>20 is old
jesus christ the zoomer meme is real

>>13214394
I hate this website

>>13220612
peak seethe right here

>>13220684
>>13220835
By talks like a fellow kid they mean fellow ironically like she seems like a boomer trying to relate

>>13220846
>seethetal seetheohol seethedrome

if you have a vagen you can do basissaly anything and get audience.

lol I'm glad 4chan is way too small for you to make any remarkable money for being born with a hole.

____ jannies

>>13221990
this

>>13221990
>>13222018
this jannies

>>13214160
moot approves

>>13214222
>>13215657
"cute"

>>13214160
She looks like she fucks Muslims

>>13214394
it's the German in her, they're automagically born with recessive autistic genes that get expressed every once in a while

>>13222244
I would, too. These days Muslim women make the best wives. The women don't have to convert their husbands, they just have to raise their children Muslim. But if you live in a secular nation the children are going to shake off that influence pretty quickly with only some mild suggestion from their atheist father.

>>13214572
Sounds lovely, I hope you treat her as she deserves and she never has cause to go anywhere else.

>>13222244
saw her streaming Artifact and listening to annoying as shit muslim music not even joking, but she's such an irony autist I couldn't tell if it was to play along with a joke or not

>>13214305
Anime face

>makes her own mayo
Do you carnists even do that?
https://youtu.be/sPs12l3CyTE

>>13220873
Sneedtal Sneedohol Sneeddrome

>>13222931
There is no such thing as vegan mayonnaise

>>13223073
why would you eat this poison its not made for humans to consume what a fucking retard hehe it has no nootrients idiot enjoy your malnootrition hehe mentally ill

>>13222965
>>/sneeddit/

any feet pics?