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No Water November Senior Agua Thu Nov 14 11:26:56 2019 No.13213810 [Reply] [Original]

We're almost halfway through No-Water November.
How are you guys holding out?

Current world record for not drinking water is 18 days.

Gizmo Thu Nov 14 11:27:43 2019 No.13213814
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>>13213810
>Just gonna sing some songs...OH NO I'M GETTING SPLASHED WITH WATER! HOLY FUUUGGG THAT IS SO WET! WOW FEEL HOW MOIST IT IS! DUDE THAT'S SOOOO DAMP. I'M SOAKED LIKE THAT TIME I GOT DRENCHED BY THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN! OHHH NOOO I'M SO SOPPING WET I'M GONNA REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY! MY FUR IS SO SOGGY IT'S HAPPENING! I'M COOOOOOOOMING FUUUURRY MAAAALTED MIIIIILK BAAAALLS AAAAND THEEEEYRE SPRAAAAAYING EEEVERYWHEEERE!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 11:33:35 2019 No.13213839 >>13213814 what the fug

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 12:55:22 2019 No.13214151 >>13213810 Water is for pussis

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 13:03:03 2019 No.13214175 >>13213814 The chad mogwai vs the virgin billy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 15:01:21 2019 No.13214679 >>13214151 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 15:21:18 2019 No.13214743 Unless you are only eating flour, everything you eat has water in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 16:57:03 2019 No.13215177 >>13214743 Nah

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 16:59:44 2019 No.13215193 >>13215177 I accept your concession and your apology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 17:02:49 2019 No.13215210 >>13213810 Water is disgusting. Cloyingly sweet, I prefer coffee. Black.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 20:06:06 2019 No.13215849 >>13215210 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 20:16:21 2019 No.13215882 File: 185 KB, 1044x869, 831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13213810 sorry lads, I failed. Guess I can't escape being a hydroomer

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:06:03 2019 No.13216555 >>13215882 AHHHHHHHHH I'M SOOOOOO THIRSTY THIS WATER IS SOOOOOO HYDRATING OHHHHH NOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:27:48 2019 No.13216820 >>13215210 >black coffee >coffee >99 percent water 1 percent burned beans Nigga what the fuck do you think coffee is made with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:36:24 2019 No.13216841 >>13216820 >not drinking at least 40% beans by volume

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:42:04 2019 No.13216867 >>13213810 Water is healthy. Sexual release is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:43:11 2019 No.13216871 >>13216820 So you drink polish one bean coffee?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 01:06:30 2019 No.13216947 >>13213839 The movie Gremlins if they get wet they start reproducing asexually and fucking shit up :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 01:21:13 2019 No.13216993 >>13213810 You’re not supposed to eat nuts!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 01:22:29 2019 No.13216995 >>13216841 Nigga I don’t care if you’re having velvety espresso- it’s mostly water

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 01:23:31 2019 No.13216998 >>13216841 What in the actual fuck do you think you’re saying faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:22:01 2019 No.13217146 File: 495 KB, 500x275, Daffy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13216947 No way! Let's just relax with a big glass of water and a midnight snack!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:30:24 2019 No.13217176 >>13214151 >>13214679 t. alcoholic losers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:39:41 2019 No.13217197 craving a glass so bad. what are some good water substitutes?

Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:42:52 2019 No.13217204

It presupposes that sexual release is a function akin to drinking. Man can go indefinitely without release. It is the proliferation of sexual stimuli that makes it seemingly impossible. Remove yourself from it, and you'll find abstaining not only possible, but liberating. The sex drive itself decreases and the mind can be set on better things.

Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:42:53 2019 No.13217205
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>>13213810
Water doesn’t hydrate you anyways. Ever notice how the people that carry around gallon jugs like they’re in the desert are the thirstiest? Water, at least modern water, is a commercialized fraud. You’re better off hydrating with raw dairy and fruit like apples and oranges.

Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:47:28 2019 No.13217221
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The man who indulges in impurity is like a person labouring under the dropsy. The latter is so much tormented by thirst, that the more he drinks the more thirsty he becomes. Such, too, is the nature of the accursed vice of impurity; it is never satiated. “As,” says St. Thomas of Villanova , ”the more the dropsical man abounds in moisture, the more he thirsts; so, too, is it with the waves of eternal pleasures.”

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:49:38 2019 No.13217228 >>13217221 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyLoz4Db3wA

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:53:27 2019 No.13217236 >>13217197 a nice cold glass of water

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:53:57 2019 No.13217237 >>13217205 That makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 02:55:12 2019 No.13217239 >>13214743 >flour Literally made from a plant which contained water, disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 03:06:04 2019 No.13217261 >>13217239 This. I've consumed so much sand this November I'm now more silicon based than carbon based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 03:23:03 2019 No.13217303 >>13213810 https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evjwpz/why-dont-men-drink-water

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 03:40:10 2019 No.13217347 >>13217303 I can't believe I read all of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 09:40:24 2019 No.13218156 >>13217261 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 09:42:36 2019 No.13218162 Can't wait for No Air December.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 09:45:22 2019 No.13218168 >>13217176 Chad alcoholic vs virgin hydration

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 09:55:35 2019 No.13218187 >>13217347 Me either. She's the female version of you have to eat all the eggs guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 10:10:33 2019 No.13218214 >>13218156 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 12:35:22 2019 No.13218756 >>13218162 >oxygen not a fan

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