/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cool thread, OP. I'll help you out.

>>13212985
Hah. "There's no tipping." They certainly did their demographic research before writing this ad copy.

I don't know what's going on here, but it's probably some /pol/ shit

>>13213006
To be fair, when you're not made of money, "no tipping" actually does make a difference, and they're definitely going for a low income demographic.

>>13213008
I don't know about that. I just thought OP had a good idea for a thread and decided to pitch in.

That's it from me. I really dig that old school Burger King font, especially the curled y's and that wild ass r.

>>13213008
rent free

>>13213006
Black people are right to be pissy about tipping. Empirical evidence has shown that black female service industry staff receive much lower tips than white male industry staff even after controlling for factors like the cost of the meal and the customer's satisfaction level. Large scale research done by Uber strongly suggests that tip amounts are based on the customer's perception of the tipped person's influence over them, and pretty much nothing else. In essence, black people are perceived as having no sway whatsoever, so no matter how good the service, they can expect low tips.

there's something so wholesome about ads of yesteryear. Short and simple. Our food is hot and fresh, and is of good quality, you'll enjoy eating here.

I wish modern ads captured that same feeling. I wonder what went wrong?

>>13213025
yeah, people aren't allowed to lie as much anymore

>>13213022
maybe they should provide better serivce then?

op here thanks, haven't seen most of these!

>>13213022
I'm with them: tipping is horseshit and should be made illegal.

>>13213025
I’m particularly fond of the old soda ads that just say “drink”

>>13213033
No problem, OP. Found a couple more I have. They've got an aesthetic to them that I just really enjoy.

>>13213007
What the hell kinda burger is that guy having? McHalloumi?

>>13213022
>controlling for cost of the meal and customer satisfaction level
So you mean white guys are hired to better establishments? Compare black women to black men I think that’d be more interesting.

>>13213029
Har dee har har har. Problem is, 7-UP actually does settle baby's stomach. So does cola syrup.

>those old ass styrofoam packages that you can now only find in the ocean or whatever

>>13213008
I don't think /pol/ would hate the Coloureds in these ads nearly as much as they do the modern ones.
At least these burger chains weren't trying to sell gangsta culture.

>>13213043
Big Mac. That piece of bread is the "club." The top is the "crown" and the bottom ia the "heel."

t. Worked at a McOpCo owned McD's many many yrs ago.

>wake up
>have mcdonalds
>lunch break
>have mcdonalds
>go home
>bring mcdonalds so the wife doesn't need to work
comfy as fuck

>>13213022
>Empirical evidence
which you don't have

>>13213067
>”I’m lovin’ it” was supposed to be ebonics

>>13213073
Holy shit, I never realized that, but I think you're right.

Why are old blaxploitation fast food ads so awesome?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh942B0QmRU

>>13213060
But why is middle bread whiter?

>>13213022
Kinda checks out. I won't tip womenfolk because I barely consider them human but beta males who are intimidated by them probably tip a lot.
On the other hand, if I get a really bulky dominant male server I'll probably not tip him either out of sheer bitter spite.

>>13213072
Make a livin'
Plenty of time for bookin'

Good job by McD and its ad agency of appealing to this demographic without crossing the line into condescension or laughable tonedeafness.

>>13213025
Interestingly, if you go back further, say a hundred years, they expected you to eat a damn novel about their product.

canadian club had a bit of a phase at one point

>>13213096
They use the phrase "Sure is good" in a lot of these ads as well.

"Get down"

>>13213045
I love how those old adverts referred to eating or drinking the product as "taking" it like it's medicine.
I myself "take" a curative of several large whiskys after work every night. For my constitution.

>>13213073
McUppvotes to you McEinstein

>hot date? take her to mcdonalds

>>13213113
This one is funny.

Don't know if this counts but here's an old flintstones cigarette ad
https://youtu.be/NAExoSozc2c

What were these ads in Ebony and Jet magazines or something?

>>13213061
don't forget;
>have a job
>stay with your wife and kids

What went wrong?

>>13213046
"Controlling for" means they anticipated the "white guys working at expensive places" issue, so, yeah. It is already interesting.

@13213108

oh look our senile armchair janny is back

>>13213100
I meant read. Haha

>>13213135
I always hated how big the cigarettes were in that.

>>13213090
Sorry, that is a closely-guarded trade secret.

>>13213008
>see black person
>immediately cry racism
wew

>>13213193
>fast food gift certificate

d_ A________ r_____

>>13213202

O _ _ E _ S _ D

Calvin's got a job, guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHuXj_rYLS0

>>13213147
Da jooz!

>>13213147
The end of segregation. During segregation, black people were able to create strong communities with their own businesses that catered exclusively to them because other businesses wouldn't. With segregation outlawed, black businesses had to start competing with every other business, and were buried by them. It didn't all happen over night, but rather decades of decline.
To bring it back on topic, consider McDonalds: in the 70s, they moved into black communities, and while they did hire a lot of black people and create jobs for them, they also pushed other traditionally black businesses out of business by providing food at prices they couldn't possibly compete with. I'm not putting all the blame on McDonalds, mind you, nor do I think they set out to destroy the black community, but it is what it is. What happened happened.

>>13212985
>especially if it caters to minorities!

FUN FACT:

In the great state of California, niggers can use their EBT cards at healthy places such as:

Burger King
Taco Bell
Del Taco
El Pollo Loco
Jack in the Box
Pizza Hut
Wendy
Weinershnitzel
Popeyes
Kentucky Fried Chicken

And people wonder why American niggers are so obese despite being poor. Shit like this is why.

>>13213303
>you can buy food with ebt
whoa

>>13213303
don't forget they can buy candy bars and pizza too

>>13213303
>In the great state of California, niggers can use their EBT cards at healthy places such as:
>Burger King
>Taco Bell
>Del Taco
>El Pollo Loco
>Jack in the Box
>Pizza Hut
>Wendy
>Weinershnitzel
>Popeyes
>Kentucky Fried Chicken

Might as well just let welfare niggers buy weed, alcohol, & guns at walmart with EBT as well...

I love being a taxpayer in the USA!

>>13213337
How many avocados can they buy?

>>13213303
>And people wonder why American niggers are so obese despite being poor. Shit like this is why.

Forcing welfare niggers to buy healthy foods would be considered "racist" in 2019 'Murrica.

>>13213121
>Black people aren't che--

>>13213339
>Might as well just let welfare niggers buy weed, alcohol, & guns at walmart with EBT as well...

Niggers can already buy those by pawning Tide detergent bought with EBT... so there's not much of a difference.

>>13213339
it's all a ploy by the ebil waicist government to make america's blacks obese, diabetic, and riddled with disease so they become more even dependent on state welfare.

>>13213022
I want sources faggot

>>13213342
>Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program

it's not supposed to be your only source of food. You're supposed to get a job, snap just makes it easier to buy healthy food instead of just fast food bullshit

at least that's how the program was sold to taxpayers

>>13213100
>2 minutes
Lies. You have to let it chill for a few hours, which is agonizingly long for a child.

>>13213303

> pretends to "assist" blacks with EBT card
> allow them to buy garbage food that destroys their health & forces them to be more dependent on the government

Why are white people so evil?

>>13213342
>Gwyneth Paltrow
she unironically sells vampire protection mist and other holistic nonsense so excuse me if i don't listen to anything she says ever
i would also love to see where $30 gets you that far

'em

>>13213303
>And people wonder why American niggers are so obese despite being poor. Shit like this is why.

people on EBT also shouldn't be allowed to buy sodas or candy. american blacks have the highest rates of diabetes & heart disease in the entire world.

Are there any adds for Latinos? Or Asians?

>>13213413
they know how to cook

>>13213342
Woowowowow wait a minute.. how many limes are that?

I like how Burger King's idea of pandering to black customers is having a normal ad with black people in the picture and McDonald's is
>ayo nigga iz u hungry? aint no tippin up in this bitch

>>13213581
Burger King’s ads were also less successful.

>>13213593
of course they were. Black people aren't just normal people with black skin, either

I love this thread. The racists can fuck off and suck my gay ass cock.

>>13213246

I live in at the moment and love seeing shit like this. Anyone got any more like this?

>>13212985
>no tipping
Boy, they nailed the right demo there.

t.former waiter in Chicago

>>13213147
The creation of the welfare state incentivizing being unemployed, popping out 7 kids, and kicking the man out of the house

>>13213347
You just can't dig where they're coming from.

>>13213645
They are normal people with a different set of experiences and social norms than whites. There is nothing wrong with pandering to their differences to sell a few burgers. God I hate this sterilized corporate HR culture of fear we live in today.

A classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REV7xgpv1rs

>>13213511
haha

>>13213091
You're doing gods work sir. I generally don't tip people that I feel have it easy already.

>>13213121
Baby you could have extra cheese, with yo bad ass self, these ads must of been in jet or ebony magazine

>>13214369
Motherfuckin Billy Dee Williams

>>13213018
The fuck is a 'whaler'?

>>13213029
>"... toddlers - if they like to be coaxed (?) to drink their milk.. Add 7-Up..."
What the fuck

I fucking hate blacks. I wish we could feed them nutraloaf, silage, insects and offal so we could have more better food, like what the Jews are doing to all the other races.

>>13213055
I like all these complete nuclear families. It really was a different time.

>>13213022
>even after controlling for factors like the cost of the meal and the customer's satisfaction level
Right, because my meal and experience are still ruined by having a sheboon server who sucks her teeth when I ask for a refill.

>>13215312
Half of people still don’t ever get divorced, just because city life is degenerate doesn’t mean it’s like that everywhere.

>>13213091
>spite
jealousy

>>13215352
Eh, kinda. I mean, if he's built like a Chad I guess I'm envious of that, but he's still just a server.

>>13213342
$29 per week of supplemental grocery money is more than enough if you're not a retarded celebrity.

>>13213091
Definitely stop tipping women, they’re ridiculously overtipped.

>>13214593
Were you born last year or something? Jeez Louise, you have to be 18+ to post here, little Billy. Now take this shiny quarter and run along and get a lucky rabbit's foot down at the five and dime while the grown-ups are talking.

The fake food in these actually look real and appetizing.

>>13213005
I'm very envious of blacks and their teeth. They always have nice white teeth, never get cavities. They eat and drink sugary shit all the time too.

>>13213022
black female service industry staff are also black females and tend to be rude and selfish in a way no other demographic really is, i work at a nice restaurant and the black servers do fine because we don't hire nigger trash

>>13213246
Mcdonald's does not lead to obesity and nothing about it is inherently unhealthy. It is just a massive cope by fat people looking to blame what made them fat. Most of them get a sugary beverage, desert items, and snack at home. That is the reason they are fat. If they ate 3 meals at McDonalds with just water, they would be fine.

>>13215632
My Dad was around when McD's expanded nationwide. Per his memory, he and other adult males would order a hamburger and small fries and wash it down with a 6 oz coke. That is less than they include in so-called Happy Meals for toddlers nowadays!

Yes, hfcs and shit ingredients have maybe caused some problems but it is the portion size inflation that has sent so many hamplanets into orbit. People used to be more physically active and they ate less. A powerful combination.

>>13215613
Way to contradict yourself! It's almost like people are unique individuals that defy /pol/tard stereotypes!

>>13215670
i didn't contradict myself i made a blanket statement about a group and contrasted that with some real-life examples of outliers who happen to be members of that group.

the point you missed is that when a black woman provides the same level of service as a white server they are compensated adequately., therefore the discrepancy in tipping is a result of service provided.

>>13215819
No way, it's "racism"

>black men with jobs and nuclear families
Was this a thing?

>>13216056
Yes, especially before desegregation and johnson's so-called "Great Society." The black American family was solid as a rock. Divorce rates miniscule...far less than whites. The black side of each town and city had its own newspaper, car dealers, butchers, bakers, funeral homes, you name it. But it wasn't good enough for busybody yankee elites so they wrecked it.

>>13213022
How do black women handle being the absolute least desired demographic in society?

>>13216124
By treating the rest of us like shit when life forces us to interact with them, like at the DMV. Disgusting loud violent creatures.

>>13216153
Thank God in my state I can do 100% of my vehicle shit online

>>13213025
Market research showed that stupid annoying bullshit does a better job of getting your attention

>>13213342
7 LIMES

>>13215647
>muh portion sizes are to blame
This is idiotic. They would have went out of business if sizes were that small, especially back then. Regardless your premise is retard tier:
Today, a double quarter pounder only has 770 calories. Most young adult males require ~3000 calories a day to sustain their existing weight, otherwise muscle atrophy and weight loss ensues. 770 is not an absurd portion size for a sandwich, and it is only viewed as such by people with nasty habits like eating snacks throughout the day.

I observe the obese people first hand.
Here is what they do
>morning coffee slurp shit with sugar, caramel, whipped cream, milk and more sugar
>snacks
>always eat meals with sugary drink
>buy candy
>snacks
>desert (always)
>snacks
>midnight snack

Eating is a hedonistic enterprise for them and the theologians of the past were most certainly correct in diagnosing it as a moral failing. The "portion size" is a meme, even with the largest and biggest meal, it's nothing as I demonstrated. That doesn't stop fatties anyways whenever its cut. They are still going to order their desert and stuff their faces with snacks. Then they are going to strawman the one item with the highest calorie density to it as if that is to blame. Sounds like some major projection in your post. Sounds like you and your dad also had it too good in life too to be complaining "wahhhh muh portion sizes id making ppl fat".

>>13216260
For some reason I will trust the firsthand accounts of my dad and uncles, who actually lived it and experienced it, over the incontinent bleatings of some assmad tranny flapping his gums on 4chan.

To repeat: a normal adult male would typically eat a hamburger and a small (which was the ONLY size) fries when McD's first came around. No matter what your uterus tells you to the contrary, you hysterical ninny.

>>13213022
probably because white people do a better job

>>13213201
Dont ever refer to a nigger as black ever again. Its racist.

>>13216260
Fucking retards I swear

>>13212985
Does this count, I got this from the McDonalds wiki a little while ago

>>13216909
is that fucking corn on a hot dog?

Asians dude, they're fucking insect people

I think the reason old ads had more words is because back then most purchasing decisions were made by men, who actually have attention spans. Most purchases these days are done by women and ads are ADHD-inducing and flashy to grab their attention like shiny keys.

If it was just white men making purchases you'd see ads that were a lot less obtrusive and more to the point

>>13216914
I think that's a mustard relish.

>>13213103
Not really lying, McDonald's is still pretty good today it's just they don't have proper dollar menu anymore so no point going out the way for it unless you want soda or 20 pc nuggets

>>13215632
Yes, I agree with this. It's just food. If you overeat any food, you're going to get fat. And of course there was that one science teacher who ate nothing but McDonalds and wound up losing weight because his students came up with meal plans for him (and were forced to make him eat the entire menu and not just salads constantly) and he walked for an hour or whatever on the track field.
>>13216914
Japan, Korea, and even China love putting corn on all sorts of western foods, like corn on pizza and shit. It's not super bad I guess if you like corn, which I do.

>>13213079
Because they showed the black man in a positive light. These ads show them being blue collar, white collar, married with children, being there and attentively parenting their children, studying and reading, and generally having good relationships with other people. They aren't being shown as thugs who say it's cool to steal guns and kill randomly because that's their "culture", just normal people who you can easily overlay with any other race.

>>13213073
It was a Justin timberlake song

>>13216914
>>13217321
It's egg.
ニッポンの朝に、PLAY BALL
Play ball on a(n) (Imperial) Japanese morning!

>>13215611
It just seems that way because of their contrast to their dark skin.

>>13217326
It's sad that this got lost somewhere along the way.

Still waiting for the chopped beefsteak sandwich and onion nuggets to make a comeback...

>>13216070
To be fair, he did get those niggers voting Democrat just like he said he would. A president that actually kept his promise.

>>13213342
ONE LIME FOR EACH DAY

>>13217857
Don't even fucking talk to me before I've had my morning lime

>>13217871
What's that they're standing on?

>>13213189
Old cigarettes used to come in various different sizes before the industry was heavily regulated.

>>13213374
First off that’s less than how much a single person gets in food stamps, second off families have WIC, third you don’t need a job as a welfare queen.

>>13216056
Before women joined the workforce labor was much more valuable. Immigration act didn’t help the situation either.

>>13217872
Not my photo. Could be a printer or paper shredder or something like that.

>>13216260
>3000 calories
Are you a coal miner? Men working white collar jobs or low pay but low activity jobs don't burn that much unless they are dedicated to purposeful exercise.

>>13213107
Reminds me of that one bit of airplane with the old white lady that speaks jive

>>13213246
Also probably the CIA making crack and AIDS

>>13217883
>implying
Black women were hired frequently because they were cheaper and lessbintimidating to the white man

>>13217932
>>implying (that women were not a major part of the work force)
Yes, and I’m going to stand by it.

>>13217920
yep discussion of exercise is irrelevant to discussion of obesity and general health
if you aren't doing manual labor you should absolutely be "dedicated to purposeful exercise"

>>13213000
>matching outfits
Very cute

>>13216260
>Most young adult males require ~3000 calories a day to sustain their existing weight

What is their existing weight? Twenty fucking stones?

>>13217321
>like corn on pizza and shit

There is nothing wrong with putting corn on pizza.

>>13217685
>onion nuggets

huh

>>13213108

>>13219826
Just over 10 stones and if I eat less than 3000 calories a day I lose weight rapidly to the point of emaciation.

>>13214122

I love racism and racists, but I hate fags like you and other degenerate pervert fetishists/deviants. Weird how that works.

>>13219955
/tg/ here. I hate to say it, but there is a skeleton inside you that is stealing your gains

>>13213005
>black man with a pocket protector
Never see those nowadays

>>13213055
Blacks back then were distinguished. Had and kept families.

>>13220350
>black man with a job

This has to just be memes. Can anyone who was around back then explain to me wtf happens to black people?

>>13213008
ads that probably were developed specifically to appear in Jet or Ebony back in the 70s and 80s

>>13213054
damn this makes me feel oddly comfy

>>13220490
Precisely the same thing that has happened to you Cletus. Wake up!

>>13217857
gotta change the pussy lime every day.

>>13220599
The what?

>>13220599
Come again nigga?

>>13220599
Is that some sort of Mexican thing?!

>>13220599
If she ain't got the lime
the pussy I will decline

-Johnnie Cochran

>>13213072
>work all day
>study all night
That's so wholesome. Glad we destroyed this kind of glorification to make way for tribalism

>>13220472
>NEET with hope

>>13213008
He's looking material to counter the "corporations don't cater to minorities" argument

>>13216191
7 limes cost like $2 here

>>13213029
I'm starting to understand why Americans are such fat fucks

>>13213020
Why does that guy look like he's about to ask if Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch?

>>13223265
>op specified that this thread should be about minorities.
I guess 'Gingers' can be considered a minority. The worst minority!

>>13212985
>"There's no tipping"

>>13216260
>young adult males require ~3000 calories a day
You're off by 20%

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, the old times classic meme, but the original.

>>13216056
Do you believe everything you see in ads?

>>13213215
Unironically.

>>13213042
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