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Anonymous Wed Nov 13 13:38:57 2019 No.13209443 [Reply] [Original]

>hot pan
>oil
>in goes the shallots
>simple
>rustic
>delicious
>quintessentially british

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:02:57 2019 No.13209540 I hate this guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:05:38 2019 No.13209549 >SEASON IT BEAUTIFULLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:10:54 2019 No.13209568 >>13209540 I love him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:11:06 2019 No.13209571 I love this guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:12:42 2019 No.13209575 i fucked this guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:16:58 2019 No.13209598 This guy fucked me (it felt good)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:18:18 2019 No.13209602 >then, literally. Chop. >ingredient. In. >then, literally. Saute. >beautiful. >ingredient, out. >then just literally. Plate. >garnish with ingredient. >delicious. Rustic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 14:20:55 2019 No.13209611 File: 150 KB, 731x1000, (JPEG Image, 731 × 1000 pixels) - Scaled (65%).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:56:15 2019 No.13210294 >>13209602 >let the meme do the work

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:59:10 2019 No.13210307 >>13209611 >Anon, have you ever used dry ice before?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:06:35 2019 No.13210345
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>>13209443
>Pan, Hot.
>Olive Oil
>Season
>Beautiful
>Mince 6 Cloves of Garlic
>Season them generously
>Then grab a generous helping of Butter
>Season
>Butter, In.
>Gorgeous
>Get a hot plate fresh out the oven.
>Season it
>Chop the Onion, Then
>Season it beautifully
>Pour the Butter onto your plate
>Season it
>Simple
>Elegant
>Seasoned

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:08:56 2019 No.13210614

>>13209443
This could debateably be /tv/-related, but I've really liked the Masterchef Junior show. He's really good at working with children. The recipes he shows on youtube are nice and all, but as far as shows are concerned they're not his best work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:45:31 2019 No.13210756 Do you think Gordon narrates when he has sex? >wife, nice and hot >get her wet and slippery >lovely. >sosig, in. >slowly spread it around >turn it over, we're done on this side >sosig, out. plate. >beautiful finish. >simple. >rustic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:52:21 2019 No.13211024 >>13210756 kino

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:39:23 2019 No.13211992 >>13210345 not enough literally's

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:40:26 2019 No.13211995 >>13210756 >sosig. in. fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:41:49 2019 No.13212002 File: 176 KB, 284x311, bun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'd ride gordon so hard. what an alpha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:43:53 2019 No.13212012 File: 15 KB, 400x400, 1289616609877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13210756

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:44:18 2019 No.13212014

>>13211992
>Pan, Literally Hot.
>Olive Literally Oil
>Season Literally
>Literally Beautiful
>Mince 6 Cloves of Garlic Literally
>Literally Season them generously
>Then Literally grab a Literally generous helping of Literally Butter
>Season Literally
>Butter, Literally In.
>Literally Gorgeous
>Get a Literally hot plate Literally fresh out the oven Literally.
>Season it Literally
>Literally Chop the Onion, Then
>Literally Season it beautifully
>Pour the Butter Literally onto your plate
>Literally Season it
>Literally Simple
>Literally Elegant
>Literally Seasoned

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 07:50:15 2019 No.13213095 File: 21 KB, 312x345, 1528384254033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13210756 >slowly spread it around >turn it over, we're done on this side

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 07:52:19 2019 No.13213101 >>13209611 This guy looks like he runs every where

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 07:56:52 2019 No.13213112 >>13210756 YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 07:58:50 2019 No.13213122 >>13209611 his crispy roast chicken recipe is surreal. idk wtf was going on there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 08:36:58 2019 No.13213260 >>13210756 >It's very important to let the dick do the work. Don't force it. >Baste for 10 minutes to allow all the juices to release >Cover in tinfoil and leave overnight >Simple >Rustic >Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 08:59:53 2019 No.13213371 >>13212014 That's closer

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 10:28:05 2019 No.13213625 >>13209575 was it 15th November 1995? Did you feel my cum inside?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 10:47:27 2019 No.13213685 >>13210756 10/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 10:54:52 2019 No.13213713 >>13210756 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 12:30:22 2019 No.13214049 >>13210756 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnrWzgUP2w

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 18:30:34 2019 No.13215513 File: 324 KB, 1059x1059, 20-gordon-ramsay.w1200.h1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13210756

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 18:38:18 2019 No.13215536 >>13210756 cringe everyone else who replied to this post is newfaggot cancer

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 18:44:16 2019 No.13215560 >>13210756 Didn't laugh once. Overrated and cancer. Proof this site is shit now if this is the epitome of what people here find funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 18:54:25 2019 No.13215594 >>13215536 >>13215560 > no fun allowed

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 19:13:08 2019 No.13215654 >>13215594 Reddit tier sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 19:23:27 2019 No.13215689 >>13215654 >reddit tier Newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 19:28:04 2019 No.13215704 >>13209443 >asshole >gaped >fingers >in >really get in there >spread it >take a wiff, god that smell >perfect, simple, british breakfast

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 19:41:04 2019 No.13215750 >>13215689 gaia-tier sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 20:04:44 2019 No.13215840 >>13210756 >Fuck me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:52:19 2019 No.13216236 >>13209443 how viable is it starting a fire like this in a home kitchen

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 22:54:24 2019 No.13216508 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kba6MAlEv3o

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 22:58:55 2019 No.13216523 >>13210756 It’s unbelievably dry, it’s just bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:00:47 2019 No.13216528 >>13210756 WE'RE FUCKING RAW

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:08:50 2019 No.13216565 >>13216528 Meh

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:12:13 2019 No.13216578 >>13210756 This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this God damn website

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