/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13209340
When I was a kid you couldn't get a drink with the meal. You could get a drink afterward.

>meal arrives on a rolling tray

>ask what soup du jour is
>get a different answer at every restaurant

>>13209445
"du jour" means "of ours". It's the restaurant's signature soup. That's why every place's is different. C'mon, man...

>>13209460
That's the joke retard

>>13209340
>drink never arrives because you were supposed to get it yourself but they never told you so you ate your breakfast without ever getting your orange juice
FUCK YOU SWEET MAPLE CAFE RUINED MY FUCKING CAMPING TRIP

>"fresh baked bread" brought to us before the meal
>it's hard as a fucking rock

>>13209460
>"du jour" means "of ours"
Weak bait.

>meal arrives
>waiter tucks napkin into my shirt collar to make a bib

>>13209387
are you black

>ask to see a dessert menu
>waiter dangles it above his head from the far corner of the dining room and yells “SEE?!!”

>meal arrives
>take one (1) bite
>”how’s everything this evening, do you enjoy your food would you like to see the wine menu?”

>order a house salad
>"you can use the salad bar, just don't tell anyone, tee hee"
if i wanted to trundle my fat ass up to the salad bar i wouldn't have ordered a house salad, you bitch

>reserve a table
>they fuck up and give me the chairs and settings too

>>13209387
your parents sucked

>>13209672
It's (by now) antiquated etiquette. You drink before and after the meal, not during. I bet you also put your elbows on the table you fucking monkey.

>>13209694
anybody who gives a shit about elbows on the table is a faggot

>>13209340
>get exactly what i ordered and wanted at a restaurant
happened twice in my life

>Super Salad?
>yes, sounds lovely
>No, sir... Soup. Or. Salad.

>>13209340
Is that Lisa Ann?

>>13209387
Ok boomer

>>13209694
That doesn't exist in Europe, imagine having so literal historical culture you make up stupid bullshit like that

>>13209724
Go to better restaurants then you inbred

>>13209387
I bet you're fat and have headaches all the time.

>>13211800

>>13209469
>"fresh baked bread" brought to us before the meal
>it's uncooked and doughy

>went to restaurant to order a rare steak
>they didn’t have it

>>13209340
>sir, could you please remove your testicles from the table?

>>13211815
Holy shit, that's hilarious! I've never seen that posted before on the Internet! Have you trademarked that phrase yet? It's really original. Kudos!

>>13209474
No, at the time parents thought their children would fill up on drink and not eat their meal.

>>13209460
Du jour means "the day"

Soup of the day you gay lords

>>13213919
What does Tuesday soup taste like?

>>13213936
Like Monday's leftovers

>>13213767
Man, boomers seething at this meme lol

>>13213767
It's funny because only boomers get triggered over it. Hilarious way of getting you old retards to voluntarily identify yourself