/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cum on her plate and say "eat that, sweetheart"

>>13209275
sorry should have specified that virgins and /ck/ 'humor' isnt welcome itt.

>>13209294

well then fuck off back to reddlt

>>13209269
Sorry forgot to add that I'm Gay, if that matters.

bitches are always impressed by linguine in clam sauce. my recipe uses canned clams but i've only ever heard good things about it.

>sweat onions/shallot in olive oil
>add garlic until just cooked
>add 3 cans of chopped clams WITH juice
>simmer for 5-6 minutes to reduce liquid then season with liberal amount of black pepper and red chili flakes
>top with FRESH chopped tarragon, never dried
>meanwhile cook enough linguine for 2
>drain pasta
>top pasta with clam mixture on plate
>add shredded parmesan cheese then squeeze a lemon for juice
>pair with light salad and rustic bread

let's get some pussy tonight

>>13209332
thanks for the recipe anon. ill have to go grocerys hopping this weekend for a date night in cheers!

>>13209332
Onions, garlic and chili for a romantic evening? Thats brave

>>13209343
if you can't handle her at her musty, you don't deserve her at her lusty

>>13209343
If you both eat it, you don't smell it on each otgers breath. I learned that in korea. I loved kimchi and ate in a korean mess hall, but not for breakfast. In the morning working with the korean army in an office was hell since the smell of garlic was overpowering. However, after lunch when I had eaten kimchi, I didn't smell anything.

>>13209407
오 군인 브로 왔썹? i think i agree with you to an extent. if you have a normal helpig of kimchi or garlic or similarly smelly foods its okay but sometimes theres no getting over it

>>13209336
hope y'all both enjoy it anon. be sure to have a vinaigrette on the salad, not something creamy like a caeser. the clam sauce is plenty heavy so you want something tart on the side to balance it.

>>13209347

Just a tip: If you are on a first date and are making food, do something chunky that can easily be stabbed with a fork and placed in your mouth. Noodles with sauce can get messy.

>>13209269
chicks get really impressed by this.

Nothing is more romantic than haggis.
it's an afro djzack