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13197038 No.13197038 [Reply] [Original]

Any of you tried the new white monster? pretty sweet can design I gotta say, it was a pleasure to drink I must say...

>> No.13197042

>>13197038
Havent given our my penis to anyone lately so I guess nobodys had it

>> No.13197054

>>13197042
can you explain what you mean by this statement? interesting...

>> No.13197403

>>13197054
Biggu whiteu penisu

>> No.13197476

>>13197038
If i drink energy drinks i spen a buck on a small fruit punch rock star or a 1.50 on a bigger one.

>> No.13197480

>>13197038
Those are some rather feminine hands, anon.

>> No.13197485

>>13197042
>our penis

>> No.13197504

>>13197485
If you can't understand he meant out, then I have bad news for yoh.

>> No.13197527
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>>13197480
pls dont bully my girlish hands

>> No.13198057

>>13197038
wtf is on the top of it?

>> No.13198084

>>13198057
screwcap

>> No.13198092

>>13197480
That is because i am a girl, anon...

>> No.13198379

>>13198092
My ex used to drink that stuff, I could feel my soul dying with each sip.

>> No.13198403

>>13197038
ok boomer

>> No.13199255

>>13197038

The Monster 'M' is the three nails that were used to crucify Christ. Also means 666 in Jew runes.

>> No.13201215

Anyone notice it's tangerine / orange flavored

>> No.13201227

>>13197476
I've been getting the fruit punch Monster from the Dollar Tree. Pretty fuckin good.

>> No.13201244

>>13198092
LONDON

>> No.13201248

>>13199255
Nice

>> No.13201295

>>13198057
Foreskin

>> No.13201587

>>13201227
They're the only good ones imo

>> No.13201626

>>13197038
Prefer the absolute zero instead

>> No.13201915

>new
White flavor has been around forever.

>> No.13202141

>>13201915
I know, I'm just talking about the new can design

>> No.13202329

>>13197038
the tastiest sip

>> No.13202356

>>13197038
trim your fucking claws troglodyte. disgusting.

>> No.13202385

>>13202329
indeed
>>13202356
i did right after i took that picture. i made sure to do it after i took the picture too, to make you happy.

>> No.13202820

>>13197054
I saw that reddit post too

>> No.13202845

>>13202385
Can you post a pic of yourself in lingerie

>> No.13202854

>>13197038
>No sugar, no calories
>Still taste good as original

What's the catch? Artificial sugars are bad?

>> No.13203256

are you sure you're not just huffing paint out of that thing?

>> No.13203304
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>>13202141
white has had that can for 10 years...

>> No.13203322

how much these cost

why is there absolutely zero and ultra zero

gimme flavor power ranking

are the java ones worth trying

I wanna take the monsterpill

>> No.13203323

>>13202854
Everything else in it is bad anyway u dip

>> No.13203403

>>13203322
the only monster drinks that don't taste like shit are the punch, mango loco, and the pink can

>> No.13203436
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>>13203322
>how much these cost
depends where u live
>why is there absolutely zero and ultra zero
marketing, but ultra tastes more diabetic
>gimme flavor power ranking
huh?
>are the java ones worth trying
try everything anon, thats how you find stuff you like
i tried probably 40 percent of the flavors (most of them arent available here) and so far the best tasting one is punch.
also please limit your intake of monster to 2 cans a month, and brush your teeth after, this shit is poison and will ruin your teeth, heart, liver and make you fat.

>> No.13203697

>>13203323
>amino acids and vitamins are bad

>> No.13203719
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>>13203436
>2 cans a month
But I need caffeine daily

>> No.13203803

>>13198403
Kill yourself

>> No.13203820

>>13197038
thats a good sip. but my favorite is the ultra violte from the ultra line. You should check out rein or bang. very beast with more caffeine. more bang for u buck imo.

>> No.13204687

>>13202820
I don't go on leddit
>>13202845
I only have pics of myself in things like maid uniforms and sailor outfits
>>13203304
I've never seen it before
>>13203820
Hm I'll check them out, are they zero sugar too?

>> No.13204693

>>13203719
Drink coffee

>> No.13205278

>>13197038
imagine being a dumb fuck goy who advertises jew juice for free

>> No.13205613

>>13205278
seek help

>> No.13207157

>>13197476
I spend about a $75 a week on them. Kill me.

>> No.13207273

should I drink straight from the can, or pour over ice?

what other brands of energy drink should I consider

I'm a little bored of coffee and gfuel desu

>> No.13207860

>>13207273
The best sip is straight from the can my friend. White monster is all you need, don't consider anything else.

>> No.13208017

>>13197038
*sips*

>> No.13208858

>>13197504
Who's yoh? What do you have to tell hom?

>> No.13209562

>>13199255
This. Also Monster is not kosher but Red Bull is.

>> No.13209644

>>13207157
Ill leave you a bunch of money in my will if you kill me then you can afford them

>> No.13209739

Lol, 0/10 troll
These have been available for YEARS

>> No.13209947

>>13209739
Then why have I never seen them before

>> No.13211088

>>13208858
No idea but I bet he knows hom.

>> No.13212465

>>13203719
drink more water, sleep more and excercise
caffeine is temporary, but a healthy lifestyle is forever

>> No.13212474
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>>13205278
>jew juice
>theres almost none here in israel aka jewland
huh really makes ya think

>> No.13213883

>>13207157
No need, you're already killing yourself if you spend 75$ a week on these cancer drinks

>> No.13213897
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13213897

They come with a different top here, like pic related.

It's okay, still prefer the normal sugar free taste.

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>>13212474
>here in Israel

>> No.13214376

>>13197038
Glad to see you take care of your nails.

>> No.13214844

>>13214376
Aren't they pretty?