/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>and condiment
Which one?

>>13190521

Potatoes mixed probably.

https://youtu.be/y8AW73tgmAo


Pachinko + Slavic

>>13190515

>>13190515
What are the #'s are they calories?

>>13190515
>80€ for a single spoonful of minestrone

I love of these chefs jew their retarded customers, you can actually label them as brain damaged if they actually go eating in these places at these prices.

>B-BUT MUH 6 BILLION STAR CHEF

If you’re in France or Italy you eat well in every single restaurant you can find at 1/10th of the price.

Literally Michelin star awarded restaurant in all the other countries are God’s way to punish people for their country’s shit cuisine

>>13191554
Either a quality high IQ shitpost or extremely low IQ charity case.

>>13190515
>cooked vegetables is one of their "classic dishes"

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>>13190601
God bless Russia.

yuzu and hazelnut sorbet sounds like an awful combo

>>13190515
That Venison pie sounds interesting.

>>13191536
>Please inform staff of any allergy requirements

I would politely tell the waiter that I am allergic to AIDS and then calmly walk out

>>13191586
This is the proper Guy's Menu.

>>13191536
Where on earth is this joke of a place?

>fior de latte

When I see Italian ingredients written incorrectly I directly assume they’re scamming you because it’s clear that if they don’t know that it’s called “fior di latte” they’re not giving you the real thing, otherwise they’re fully retarded inbred fucks.

>Americans will never understand this

>>13190515

>>13192338
>kebab
>kofte

I can assure you that Americans and your fellow Europeans perfectly understand that your gay country is now a Muslim shithole, Pierre Al-Muhammadi

>>13192353
> Stale rice-bread pasta
Uma

>>13192369
190 euros

>>13192286
The Captain Beefheart actually sounds alright. With a side of Thousand Island fries.

>>13190515
>minestrone
>gamberoni di San Remo
>spaghetti
>tartufi di Alba
>broccoletti
>cime di rapa
>res squash from Albenga
>rum babà

So is this an Italian restaurant or what?

>>13192397
Lmao they straight wrote these ingredients in Italian, they didn’t even translate them in french.
Can you imagine baiting your customers with Italian words for your ultra expensive dishes sold in your own Michelin star awarded restaurant?

Embarrassing, but then again we already know what cuisine is superior

>>13191564
>If you’re in France or Italy you eat well in every single restaurant you can find at 1/10th of the price.

>he thinks the average restaurant in France or Italy is vastly better than the average restaurant anywhere else

It's like you've never been to either of those countries.

>>13192286
I've actually had the Panamania, just not all at once. Fried snake isn't that bad.

>>13192421
Have you? In Italy you can find restaurant every 100 meters, they’re so packed with them it would be stupid to offer shit food otherwise you’d go bankrupt in zero time.

>>13190515

>>13192478
>tfw onion rings but nobody answers

>>13192338
gyros > kebabs
t. American

>>13192360
>cordon bleu
>bacon
I don't think you understand what muslims eat.

>>13192487
This is funnier than it should be.
You actually got me good with this one.

>>13190601
i just noticed the two brothers are identical twins.

>>13192421

>t. Mutt who fell for the local tourist trap with his "organized" vacation group

>>13192338
what are burritos called over there?

>>13192421
The average restaurant in France or Italy is miles better than the average restaurant in the anglosphere

every day

>>13193374
Not even American and I'd admit that's kino

>>13192421
>>he thinks the average restaurant in France or Italy is vastly better than the average restaurant anywhere else
He never said that

>>13190515
>spaghetti for $120
>vegetables for $100

some people have more money than sense

>>13190515
You are like little baby
Watch this

>>13192338
>Hon hon hon, les ‘ricains comprendront jamais que les autres cultures profitent aussi du fast food
We know all know what an o’tacos is, Jean-Claude Loïc Martin, du calm

>>13192500
Also American and you’re objectively wrong

>>13193374
Literally the worst donut shop. The McDonalds of donuts.

This is why even though I could, I don't go to Michelin Star guided restaurants. Theres serious diminishing returns on the price of food. Your spaghetti isn't worth that much. I don't care if you killed and topped it with some endangered animal, dumped a pile of gold glitter and truffles on it. The best, most reasonable food is in the $30-50 range.

>>13191536
Expensive

>>13192270
haha ebin bro

I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet.

>>13190515
Gaaaaaaay